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    GodLovesYou69GodLovesYou69 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    yes we need a new penis thread. this one has been all cocked up.

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    einhander was a good guy his posts made sense

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I have a big dick

    Everything back on track now?

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i like the topic of this thread title

    however i have to go without for 7 days

    thank you, antibiotics

    *creepy voice* ssseeEEeevveenNNn DaayYYYyyssss

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    I have a big dick

    Everything back on track now?

    Pics or it didn't happen.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    I have a big dick

    Everything back on track now?

    Pics or it didn't happen.

    You have to track his erection with a 1000 frame camera, like that shit they used for Planet Earth.

    Because it happens so quickly, you see.

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    I have a big dick

    Everything back on track now?

    Pics or it didn't happen.

    You have to track his erection with a 1000 frame camera, like that shit they used for Planet Earth.

    Because it happens so quickly, you see.

    Oh, I thought you just wanted to see it in stunning detail and slow motion with classy music in the background.

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    I have a big dick

    Everything back on track now?

    Pics or it didn't happen.

    Oh I can see the conversation now

    (Girlfriend) "Honey why are you taking a picture of your dick?"

    "Because some guys on the internet asked me to"

    "..."

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    what's your girlfriend's number she sounds cool

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    I have a big dick

    Everything back on track now?

    Pics or it didn't happen.

    You have to track his erection with a 1000 frame camera, like that shit they used for Planet Earth.

    Because it happens so quickly, you see.

    Oh, I thought you just wanted to see it in stunning detail and slow motion with classy music in the background.

    Naw, he just has hella stamina problems.

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    I have a big dick

    Everything back on track now?

    Pics or it didn't happen.

    Oh I can see the conversation now

    (Girlfriend) "Honey why are you taking a picture of your dick?"

    "Because some guys on the internet asked me to"

    "..."

    The appropriate reply there is 'I'm taking a picture of my dick because I want to remember the good times next time we have sex and your vagina bites it off, now get back in the kitchen and finish that pie."

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    wait, Einhander really died?

    Holy shit, that's awful! I feel so sorry for the dude and his friends and family :(

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited October 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    dammit, wrong thread...


    umm....penis


    carry on

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    wait a thread where I can talk about my penis and be on topic?

    sweeet

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    this thread has one of the most awkward mixtures of topics I've ever seen

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    redhead wrote: »
    this thread has one of the most awkward mixtures of topics I've ever seen

    what is your favorite insect and why

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ooh ooh!! mister swill!! ooh, ooh! pick me!!

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited October 2009
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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Far Side wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    this thread has one of the most awkward mixtures of topics I've ever seen

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    oh god that made me laugh

    terrible

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    LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Far Side wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    this thread has one of the most awkward mixtures of topics I've ever seen

    ublw7.png

    I loved that video

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    redhead wrote: »
    this thread has one of the most awkward mixtures of topics I've ever seen

    I dunno. If I ever died, god-forbid, and there was a memorial thread here I would insist on it being penis related. It's what links us together in kinship. It's like a secret sign, or a gang tattoo. Wangs are what made us, what bind us. They're what we have and cherish close to our hearts.

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    GodLovesYou69GodLovesYou69 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    21 wang salute

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I've been told my penis is alright.

    Like, you wouldn't want to make him your best man at a wedding but he'd be fun to talk with at the party or something.

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    If your penis was a character from the sitcom Seinfeld, which would it be and why?

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    my dick would be your dick's wingman, as7

    heh, wingwang

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    If your penis was a character from the sitcom Seinfeld, which would it be and why?

    Jerry, because everybody loves it.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    what automatically makes your dick a dude?

    i want to meet a dude who has a female name for his

    that would amuse me

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    If your penis was a character from the sitcom Seinfeld, which would it be and why?

    kramer, since he's the tallest

    or newman, since he's the fattest

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    my penis would be george because GEORGE IS GETTING VERY UPSET

    what do you mean I masturbate too much? YOU'RE KILLING INDEPENDENT GEORGE

    huff puff huff nnnngghhMARISA TOMEI

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    if i had a penis, it would also be george
    i'd put glasses on it

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    JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Elaine because it's a terrible dancer.

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    JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Also it's very stereotypical to Australians.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mine would be whatever character it was that Patrick Warburton always played because he's awesome.

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    GodLovesYou69GodLovesYou69 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    if i put googly eyes on it then my penis looks a bit like kramer. what with the hair.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    If my penis was a person it would be a rocket ship.

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mr. Peterman. All mysterious and powerful, but just a little crazy.

    Plus the name speaks for itself.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    mully wrote: »
    what automatically makes your dick a dude?

    i want to meet a dude who has a female name for his

    that would amuse me

    Mine does not have a name but I could name it the following.

    Large Marge. (And then I could constantly make references to "it" not being over till the fat lady sings).

    Lazy Susan.

    Vanessa.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ooh ooh ooh

    Batman

    it's Batman

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    shit einhander died?

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