I'd have you make me something passer but it seems like enough people are already demanding your talents.
I demand to have the [chat] octopus mailed to me for pictures at some point though.
It's actually not that many. 4 so far. So if you want one, feel free. Though if it gets past 10 I'm drawing the line.
Are you capable of making a turtle? Or are octopuses all you want to make? I would also accept an octopus turtle hybrid. Green would be my color of choice.
So, Halloween is my favorite holiday, but I just moved to Baltimore and I don't know anyone. My girlfriend is in Detroit. I'm sitting at home feeling very depressed.
Fmylife? /wrists?
whatever. I just feel lame as fuck.
Sounds like somebody should go bar hopping!
How does this work when you're solo?
Just walk in a bar, order a beer, drink it while trying to interact with other people and if it doesn't work go to the next bar?
Does that ever work?
Not for me. I'm not a big fan of bars with people. Certainly not going stag.
I'm just wondering if this move was a good idea. I love my girlfriend, but the job I had lined up fell through, and I'm just... ugh.
I'd have you make me something passer but it seems like enough people are already demanding your talents.
I demand to have the [chat] octopus mailed to me for pictures at some point though.
It's actually not that many. 4 so far. So if you want one, feel free. Though if it gets past 10 I'm drawing the line.
Are you capable of making a turtle? Or are octopuses all you want to make? I would also accept an octopus turtle hybrid. Green would be my color of choice.
Just walk in a bar, order a beer, drink it while trying to interact with other people and if it doesn't work go to the next bar?
Does that ever work?
I don't even know! Just slip into a group of people and pretend you've known them forever.
"Hey John!"
"My name is Will"
"Whatever John, John is your new nickname buddy! Right Jake?"
"Jeff"
"Man, don't you guys keep track of your nicknames??? We thought that one up years ago during that awesome camping trip"
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How the fuck have Ali and Zoe ended up in the dance-off? Fuck you, British public voting system. Should have been Craig. He was shite.
You and my parents are watching the same program good sir.
I may be closer to their age than yours. So get off my lawn, sonny.
Man, it's utter bullshit. People are voting for Craig spazlegs because he's been whining about wanting to dance in Blackpool next week as it's his hometown. Fuck you, Craig. You're rubbish and I want you gone, even if you're dancing with my beloved Flavia.
Passer, you should set up on Etsy. You could easily sell cute little knitted animals there.
Good idea, but I'm already focusing on chainmail. Getting myself up to production skill on crochet would be too much right now. Maybe in a couple years.
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EEEEEEEEE HE IS SO CUUUUTE
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Nah, it's just misplaced affection on a bunch of weirdos I met through the internet.
Probably a sign that I'm going mad.
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Not for me. I'm not a big fan of bars with people. Certainly not going stag.
I'm just wondering if this move was a good idea. I love my girlfriend, but the job I had lined up fell through, and I'm just... ugh.
You... are... awesome.
What else do you make?
"Hey John!"
"My name is Will"
"Whatever John, John is your new nickname buddy! Right Jake?"
"Jeff"
"Man, don't you guys keep track of your nicknames??? We thought that one up years ago during that awesome camping trip"
He's also easier than the octopus. Less legs to repeat and repeat and repeat.
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can you make a Puffin lawyer?
They're not gettin' shit here
Look at his little stubbly limbs! They are so tiiiiny!!
I may be closer to their age than yours. So get off my lawn, sonny.
Man, it's utter bullshit. People are voting for Craig spazlegs because he's been whining about wanting to dance in Blackpool next week as it's his hometown. Fuck you, Craig. You're rubbish and I want you gone, even if you're dancing with my beloved Flavia.
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Pfft.
Hey, now, I voted for ocotopus. But you just linked the turtle and now I am torn on what's cuter.
You need to keep it under a tarpaulin or something (I assume we're talking bags of cement, here). Why did you have masses of concrete?
THE TURTLE IS MINE BACK OFF MISSY.
You know what would be super cute? tiny, stubby panda. OR SQUIRREL.
I posted that on purpose, silly.
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Who'se getting fucked?
If it's me shotgun big spoon.
STUBBY HEDGEHOG
Somebody has found herself a revenue stream
Fuck halloween.
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'cos that would be awesome.
He's just a very youthful grumpy middle aged man.
OMG
ALL OF THE AOBVE TURNED INTO SUPERCUTESUPERANIMAL
Everybody go through the de-nerd breathing exercises I taught you.
I am remarkably well-preserved. Like a sexy vampire. Or Lenin's corpse.
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Good idea, but I'm already focusing on chainmail. Getting myself up to production skill on crochet would be too much right now. Maybe in a couple years.
I can make a penguin lawyer. Dunno about a puffin, I'd have to fiddle with it.
Yes. There are a wide variety of patterns for that.
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