I tried doing something romantic once. I went to spend time with a girl who I had gotten together with over Christmas break, and left a pretty drawing for her hidden in her room. It was for Valentine's day, but she never found it, so I had to go heavy on the hints.
I did basically the same thing with a journal I got her, by hiding a picture behind a front page cover thing. I'm just really good at hiding stuff, I guess.
For my wife's birthday (yesterday) I had gotten her a customized romance novel from here. It's just your typical romance novel trash but she loved it anyway. Now I'm out of ideas for Christmas and Valentine's day besides some sort of jewelry.
Last valentine's, I hid little cheesy Transformers Animated valentines and her favorite candy in places she normally keeps things.
I have a wonderfully geeky wife.
my wife sent me a Dragon Ball Z valentine.
"I wish for you, Valentine!"
"You have 30 episodes of yelling and 2 of something completely unrelated until an explosion of love!"
"KA! ME! HA! ME! HUG!"
For my wife's birthday (yesterday) I had gotten her a customized romance novel from here. It's just your typical romance novel trash but she loved it anyway. Now I'm out of ideas for Christmas and Valentine's day besides some sort of jewelry.
Did you get her Pirates Of Desire which I see featured on the page?
For my wife's birthday (yesterday) I had gotten her a customized romance novel from here. It's just your typical romance novel trash but she loved it anyway.
I wonder if I can get "Vampire Kisses" for my wife and not get smacked with the book.
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
For my wife's birthday (yesterday) I had gotten her a customized romance novel from here. It's just your typical romance novel trash but she loved it anyway.
I wonder if I can get "Vampire Kisses" for my wife and not get smacked with the book.
I live in the fucking BIRTHPLACE of romanticism but all I managed recently was going out with my GF to the christmas market. Luckily for me, she's not that much into the whole candlelight-dinner-and-poems stuff. She prefers a nice, unexpected bar of chocolate once in a while. I think the key to modern romanticism is starting of slow, with small gifts that come without a specific reason. Those dinners come much later.
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I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
For my wife's birthday (yesterday) I had gotten her a customized romance novel from here. It's just your typical romance novel trash but she loved it anyway. Now I'm out of ideas for Christmas and Valentine's day besides some sort of jewelry.
Did you get her Pirates Of Desire which I see featured on the page?
No, I got her Vampire Kisses because she's one of those people who really, really, REALLY likes Twilight.
For my wife's birthday (yesterday) I had gotten her a customized romance novel from here. It's just your typical romance novel trash but she loved it anyway. Now I'm out of ideas for Christmas and Valentine's day besides some sort of jewelry.
Did you get her Pirates Of Desire which I see featured on the page?
No, I got her Vampire Kisses because she's one of those people who really, really, REALLY likes Twilight.
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I'm so proud
Well, it is SE++, it is what is expected.
Seriously?
That is just the greatest thing.
He should be damn proud of his son.
Really I was just referencing going to a pub or doing something quintessentially english, but hey whatever works for you.
Crumpets and tea :^:
It even works despite the fact that she doesn't even really like Valentine's and it's usually the day they give her a double shift at work
I did basically the same thing with a journal I got her, by hiding a picture behind a front page cover thing. I'm just really good at hiding stuff, I guess.
I have a wonderfully geeky wife.
Sure she does, just not all of the regular cliche girly stuff
my wife sent me a Dragon Ball Z valentine.
"I wish for you, Valentine!"
"You have five minutes until an explosion of love!"
"KA! ME! HA! ME! HUG!"
:?:
Did you get her Pirates Of Desire which I see featured on the page?
well she actually wrote on it "my love for you is over 9000"
but what it actually said was POWER UP FOR A GREAT VALENTINE'S DAY!
I wonder if I can get "Vampire Kisses" for my wife and not get smacked with the book.
Only if the book sparkles in daylight
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
No, I got her Vampire Kisses because she's one of those people who really, really, REALLY likes Twilight.
you mean a woman?
also, I don't hate it, I don't see why it inspires such hate?
I haven't seen it mind you
it is anathema to literature
a lot of the hate stems from the fact that it idealizes an abusive relationship and also is a thinly veiled mormon morality tale