Will in your past two conversations about butts and sex I can't even tell anymore how many layers of irony you are operating beneath
zero layers of irony man i mean really buttholes are not a place that i would like to place my peen.
they are smelly and there is poop
I'm like, "Um, first of all - doody comes out of there, ok? And second of all - fucking doody comes out of there." I don't need two reasons when doody's involved.
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I'm being paid to be rude about people I've never met. Is there any finer thrill in life?
Wait what!?
To be more specific, for very little money and only in my spare time from a proper job. For these three books it'll come to about $50 upon publication (if the magazine doesn't go bust in the meantime or something), plus the free books, of course.
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edited February 2010
So after installing Microsoft Security Essentials on a client's laptop, his backup software is no longer able to copy certain files, mostly Application Data stuff. Anyone familiar with MSE know of a way to set it to ignore a specific program?
I'm being paid to be rude about people I've never met. Is there any finer thrill in life?
Sounds cool. What is your M.O? Passive - Aggressive or cutting?
First, I photoshop the writer's mother into a picture taken from a hardcore porn scene, then I pretend I think he's got learning disabilities and refer to him as 'a spacker'. Being a critic is fun.
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edited February 2010
Still, that's pretty rad, dude.
I am friends with several people who write concert and gallery reviews and such for the local alternative paper and if they get comped free tickets that is considered a good day. Actual money is unheard of.
The proper way to review anything is to dissect it until no one can enjoy it because when they try to do so all they can think of is the bloody entrails you reduced it to.
Only once you have established your self as a master of your dissecting craft can you debase yourself by heaping accolades on something in exchange for a bribe.
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I'm being paid to be rude about people I've never met. Is there any finer thrill in life?
Sounds cool. What is your M.O? Passive - Aggressive or cutting?
First, I photoshop the writer's mother into a picture taken from a hardcore porn scene, then I pretend I think he's got learning disabilities and refer to him as 'a spacker'. Being a critic is fun.
Reviewing academic-type books would be so much easier if I could do this. Oh well...
I am mostly jealous because I have 7 pages of homework to slog through.
Ahh, i'm sorry to hear that.
I'm in a quiet haitus for a couple of days you see because I finished a huge report. Gives me time to sort out webby stuff, do a couple of reviews, before going back to work. Next thing coming up is the actual experiment.
"Honey, remember that nice man with a beard and a hat you met? Yeah, him. He just said he wants to penetrate you anally. Yes, I thought it was sort of charming too."
Sipex, your avatar is lame. We don't want you here anymore.
I have been shunned
Time to go all emo outcast, maybe I'll return later to proove my worth as a real poster. But first I must go and meet up with a humourous sidekick and attractive female lead to find out the meaning of friendship and that love can conquer all, etc.
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Man, the picture of Ebert in the new Esquire makes me sad.
I am friends with several people who write concert and gallery reviews and such for the local alternative paper and if they get comped free tickets that is considered a good day. Actual money is unheard of.
Yeah, free tickets and complimentary books are my usual pay as well, so it'll be oh so satisfying getting paid for this. the money is going towards something cool for myself and shall not be spent sensibly. Hmmm. I think the second Absolute Planetary is coming out soon.
"Honey, remember that nice man with a beard and a hat you met? Yeah, him. He just said he wants to penetrate you anally. Yes, I thought it was sort of charming too."
Having met his wife, that's probably how she'd react too. :-P
PS: Senjutsu really is married to the coolest woman on the planet. He should be hated by all due to envy.
Sipex, your avatar is lame. We don't want you here anymore.
I have been shunned
Time to go all emo outcast, maybe I'll return later to proove my worth as a real poster. But first I must go and meet up with a humourous sidekick and attractive female lead to find out the meaning of friendship and that love can conquer all, etc.
The only really shitty thing about this job is that every once in a while I'm relegated to doing something as mind-numbingly boring as stuffing envelopes. I would rather hammer a nail into my penis.
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Wait what!?
Shame, I already chose an avatar, oh well. *cough*
edit: hrm, my user panel needs to be taught some lessons. Brb
Blergh.
:?
Have I done something wrong?
"this book was pretty good and I liked it"
I'm like, "Um, first of all - doody comes out of there, ok? And second of all - fucking doody comes out of there." I don't need two reasons when doody's involved.
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YOU CHOSE THIS ONE!!!
I'm just kidding around.
I am mostly jealous because I have 7 pages of homework to slog through.
Sounds cool. What is your M.O? Passive - Aggressive or cutting?
To be more specific, for very little money and only in my spare time from a proper job. For these three books it'll come to about $50 upon publication (if the magazine doesn't go bust in the meantime or something), plus the free books, of course.
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Having met your wife, I am very jealous.
First, I photoshop the writer's mother into a picture taken from a hardcore porn scene, then I pretend I think he's got learning disabilities and refer to him as 'a spacker'. Being a critic is fun.
Choose Your Own Chat 1 Choose Your Own Chat 2 Choose Your Own Chat 3
I am friends with several people who write concert and gallery reviews and such for the local alternative paper and if they get comped free tickets that is considered a good day. Actual money is unheard of.
The proper way to review anything is to dissect it until no one can enjoy it because when they try to do so all they can think of is the bloody entrails you reduced it to.
Reviewing academic-type books would be so much easier if I could do this. Oh well...
Ahh, i'm sorry to hear that.
I'm in a quiet haitus for a couple of days you see because I finished a huge report. Gives me time to sort out webby stuff, do a couple of reviews, before going back to work. Next thing coming up is the actual experiment.
Homework sucks.
"Honey, remember that nice man with a beard and a hat you met? Yeah, him. He just said he wants to penetrate you anally. Yes, I thought it was sort of charming too."
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I have been shunned
Time to go all emo outcast, maybe I'll return later to proove my worth as a real poster. But first I must go and meet up with a humourous sidekick and attractive female lead to find out the meaning of friendship and that love can conquer all, etc.
That's right, I'm famous.
I know I don't
Not unless his avatar is the devourer of tongues
All I can think of are commensal, parasitic, and some arguably mutualistic relationships which are facultative.
It eats more tongues than your current avatar.
Night [chat].
Yeah, free tickets and complimentary books are my usual pay as well, so it'll be oh so satisfying getting paid for this. the money is going towards something cool for myself and shall not be spent sensibly. Hmmm. I think the second Absolute Planetary is coming out soon.
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Having met his wife, that's probably how she'd react too. :-P
PS: Senjutsu really is married to the coolest woman on the planet. He should be hated by all due to envy.
Pfft, love sucks.
You know nothing of my avatar's tongue eating capabilities.
He could be the grand master of tongue devouring for all you know.
Luckily this doesn't happen often but gah.