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    CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    itt we learn teth is really just a teenager trying to wave around his e-peen

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    fuck this guy and his shitty threads and inability to have a reasonable approach to women and relationships.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Teth wrote: »
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    Shit, I still remember the crazy girl Skull Man went out with that one time like three years ago and made a thread about.

    I am certainly not that guy.

    you bet your fucking ass you aren't

    If it says anything, I find Skull Man infinitely more tolerable and funny than Teth.

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Can we look forward to one of these threads every day?

    If I remain this lucky, at least every third day.

    don't be so modest, you can't keep the dames off you, am I right?

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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Dude needs to stop.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Teth wrote: »
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    So Teth isn't this the third woman you're going out with now?

    No the 19 year old dropped me hard as shit. I might share some time, but honestly her words truly cut like a knife. So probably not.

    So uh, you were too immature for a 19 year old.

    Wow.

    Damn, ouch. Actually yes.

    For the love of god, grow up.

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teth is just kidding and this is all an elaborate social experiment.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    My wife is three years older than me

    aww yeah (slightly) older women

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Guys I went on a date with Beyonce last night. I...I just don't know. I like her, but she makes more money than me and is a celebrity.

    SE++ what do I do??

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    SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I dont know. Teth might be just as interesting as skull man.

    Teth, have you let any strangers jerk it to you in the library lately?

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Teth wrote: »
    Older women. I just had a night out with an older Chinese woman. It was, truthfully, unfulfilling. Absolutely not what I thought it would be.

    But she wants to take me out again this weekend. She looks really young, but man she is not in any way. Makes me feel like a fucking loser, because she makes easily twice what I do.

    My coworkers are terrified for me. But hey, this is kind of looking like a short term gravy train.

    So should I buy the ticket and take the ride, or retreat back to my comfort spot of dumb under-twenty whores?
    If it helps I only went out with you because you looked desperate and it was also a bet.

    Zip it, you wealthy old bag.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Moriveth wrote: »
    My wife is three years older than me

    aww yeah (slightly) older women

    MORI I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOUR COCK

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Teth wrote: »
    Older women. I just had a night out with an older Chinese woman. It was, truthfully, unfulfilling. Absolutely not what I thought it would be.

    But she wants to take me out again this weekend. She looks really young, but man she is not in any way. Makes me feel like a fucking loser, because she makes easily twice what I do.

    My coworkers are terrified for me. But hey, this is kind of looking like a short term gravy train.

    So should I buy the ticket and take the ride, or retreat back to my comfort spot of dumb under-twenty whores?
    If it helps I only went out with you because you looked desperate and it was also a bet.

    viv is this when you reveal that you are older than dru?

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nogs wrote: »
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    Nogs, do you follow JJJ on Twitter?

    you mean

    me?!?!

    This is for anyone. Makes my days a little funnier.

    http://twitter.com/JJONAHJAMESON
    HELLO THIS IS ME, J JONAH JAMESON, TELLING YOU WHAT I AM HAVING FOR LUNCH BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU DO WITH TWITTER: PETER PARKER'S SOUL.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Really if I were in your situation I would be too busy having herpes to boast about my conquests on the internet.

    Kudos to you for not letting herpes cramp your style.

    Brolo on
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    TethTeth __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Sheri wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Teth wrote: »
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    Shit, I still remember the crazy girl Skull Man went out with that one time like three years ago and made a thread about.

    I am certainly not that guy.

    you bet your fucking ass you aren't

    If it says anything, I find Skull Man infinitely more tolerable and funny than Teth.

    SE++ is actually highly therapeutic to me. And humor isn't something I am gunning for. Fuck believe me. :)

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nogs wrote: »
    Teth, i dont care about your relationships

    I CARE ABOUT YOU GETTING ME A GOD DAMN PICTURE OF SPIDER-MAN!

    NOW GET OUT THERE

    AND GET ME

    A PHOTO

    OF THAT WALL CRAWLIN', WEB SLINGIN', MENACE TO SOCIETY

    SPIDER-MAN

    If there is a better post than this, I don't know what it is.

    edit: I just laughed again as I reposted it. jesus.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    teth you are acting like I did when I was about seventeen

    and you are thirty fucking years old

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Teth wrote: »
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    Shit, I still remember the crazy girl Skull Man went out with that one time like three years ago and made a thread about.

    I am certainly not that guy.

    you bet your fucking ass you aren't

    If it says anything, I find Skull Man infinitely more tolerable and funny than Teth.

    SE++ is actually highly therapeutic to me. And humor isn't something I am gunning for. Fuck believe me. :)

    do you just start sentences with Fuck? is it like mexican punctuation marks

    Skull Man on
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    My wife is three years older than me

    aww yeah (slightly) older women

    MORI I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOUR COCK

    Oh god I am sorry

    Moriveth on
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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Teth wrote: »
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    So Teth isn't this the third woman you're going out with now?

    No the 19 year old dropped me hard as shit. I might share some time, but honestly her words truly cut like a knife. So probably not.

    So uh, you were too immature for a 19 year old.

    Wow.

    Damn, ouch. Actually yes.

    Usagi on
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    My wife is three years older than me

    aww yeah (slightly) older women

    MORI I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOUR COCK

    Oh god I am sorry

    BIG AS A WRIST

    now I need a photo of Janson's wrist

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Usagi wrote: »
    Teth wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Teth wrote: »
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    So Teth isn't this the third woman you're going out with now?

    No the 19 year old dropped me hard as shit. I might share some time, but honestly her words truly cut like a knife. So probably not.

    So uh, you were too immature for a 19 year old.

    Wow.

    Damn, ouch. Actually yes.

    For the love of god, grow up.

    What did the 19 year old say to make you go away?

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Butters wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Teth wrote: »
    Older women. I just had a night out with an older Chinese woman. It was, truthfully, unfulfilling. Absolutely not what I thought it would be.

    But she wants to take me out again this weekend. She looks really young, but man she is not in any way. Makes me feel like a fucking loser, because she makes easily twice what I do.

    My coworkers are terrified for me. But hey, this is kind of looking like a short term gravy train.

    So should I buy the ticket and take the ride, or retreat back to my comfort spot of dumb under-twenty whores?
    If it helps I only went out with you because you looked desperate and it was also a bet.

    Zip it, you wealthy old bag.
    Me and some other cougars are having a race to see who could bag a younger dude first so I went straight for the most desperate and lonely looking dude in the world.

    I think I might win guys talk him into going out with me again I can totally nail this on the second date because he has old-fashioned views about women and me being an older woman it means I can relate.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    instead of all this bullshit, everyone look at this video of my girlfriend's adorable cats

    they are fighting the water!

    Skull Man on
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    TethTeth __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    teth you are acting like I did when I was about seventeen

    and you are thirty fucking years old

    31, fuck I ashamed to correct you.

    But really before I started talking about it here (and finding it oddly liberating) I had no idea it would be so sensational. I truly thought everyone pretty much dealt with this kind of shit. Now I'm just kind of coasting through life and blogging about it here.

    Teth on
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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    what is going on?

    what is going on here?

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    My wife is three years older than me

    aww yeah (slightly) older women

    MORI I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOUR COCK

    Oh god I am sorry

    BIG AS A WRIST

    now I need a photo of Janson's wrist

    Man I seriously think something is wrong with her measurement there

    that doesn't seem right to me

    Moriveth on
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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Teth wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Teth wrote: »
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    So Teth isn't this the third woman you're going out with now?

    No the 19 year old dropped me hard as shit. I might share some time, but honestly her words truly cut like a knife. So probably not.

    So uh, you were too immature for a 19 year old.

    Wow.

    Damn, ouch. Actually yes.

    For the love of god, grow up.

    What did the 19 year old say to make you go away?

    Maybe her other sugardaddy is better in bed?

    Usagi on
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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Wasn't he paying the 19 year old's bills?

    shit's gotta be bad for her to drop you with that kind of perk

    Squall on
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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    instead of all this bullshit, everyone look at this video of my girlfriend's adorable cats

    they are fighting the water!

    Awwww, my cat hates water.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Teth wrote: »
    Older women. I just had a night out with an older Chinese woman. It was, truthfully, unfulfilling. Absolutely not what I thought it would be.

    But she wants to take me out again this weekend. She looks really young, but man she is not in any way. Makes me feel like a fucking loser, because she makes easily twice what I do.

    My coworkers are terrified for me. But hey, this is kind of looking like a short term gravy train.

    So should I buy the ticket and take the ride, or retreat back to my comfort spot of dumb under-twenty whores?
    If it helps I only went out with you because you looked desperate and it was also a bet.

    Zip it, you wealthy old bag.
    Me and some other cougars are having a race to see who could bag a younger dude first so I went straight for the most desperate and lonely looking dude in the world.

    I think I might win guys talk him into going out with me again I can totally nail this on the second date because he has old-fashioned views about women and me being an older woman it means I can relate.

    but that's not Nads nadsi'msosorry

    Mysst on
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    TethTeth __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Teth wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Teth wrote: »
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    So Teth isn't this the third woman you're going out with now?

    No the 19 year old dropped me hard as shit. I might share some time, but honestly her words truly cut like a knife. So probably not.

    So uh, you were too immature for a 19 year old.

    Wow.

    Damn, ouch. Actually yes.

    For the love of god, grow up.

    What did the 19 year old say to make you go away?

    Essentially everything you guys have, but to my face. Also that I was a bad lay. Which hurt more than you might think.

    Teth on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    MORI I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOUR COCK

    Oh god I am sorry

    If I still put quotes in my sig

    I'd put this one there

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    fuck I was going to the grocery store today and picked up a can of peaches fuck

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    teth you are acting like I did when I was about seventeen

    and you are thirty fucking years old

    31, fuck I ashamed to correct you.

    But really before I started talking about it here (and finding it oddly liberating) I had no idea it would be so sensational. I truly thought everyone pretty much dealt with this kind of shit. Now I'm just kind of coasting through life and blogging about it here.

    Livejournal :arrow:

    Abracadaniel on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Teth wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Teth wrote: »
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    So Teth isn't this the third woman you're going out with now?

    No the 19 year old dropped me hard as shit. I might share some time, but honestly her words truly cut like a knife. So probably not.

    So uh, you were too immature for a 19 year old.

    Wow.

    Damn, ouch. Actually yes.

    For the love of god, grow up.

    What did the 19 year old say to make you go away?
    probably that he has overinflated sense of his worth as a human being

    also a small peepee

    a small premature ejaculating peepee

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I was right!

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    don't be modest mori we know you can take a man's head clean off

    Squall on
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    I can't decide if this is the worst or the best thread of 2010.

    tynic on
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