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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    teth you are acting like I did when I was about seventeen

    and you are thirty fucking years old

    31, fuck I ashamed to correct you.

    But really before I started talking about it here (and finding it oddly liberating) I had no idea it would be so sensational. I truly thought everyone pretty much dealt with this kind of shit. Now I'm just kind of coasting through life and blogging about it here.

    did you honestly refer to yourself as sensational

    did you

    think about the man who wakes up in the morning and decides to describe dating a woman as SENSATIONAL

    EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT

    BORING GUY HAS ENCOUNTERS

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teth, maybe the problem is you smell. Have you considered a superior, odor-blocking bodywash?

    Butters on
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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    You're a bad lay, bad poster and blight upon the forums with your "I'm awesome, yet feel bad for me" style of posting.


    I'm also not surprised you're a bad lay as I'm willing to bet that if your collar ain't popped you ain't popping either.

    DrZiplock on
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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Beastie Boys make everything better.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzJAIjPRhY0

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    teth, this is not a blog

    for an IT guy

    you sure don't know a lot about the internet

    Nogs on
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    mori is always searched leaving the grocery store because they believe he has stolen a summer sausage

    Mysst on
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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    My film project for the next 3 months is to live Teth's posts and document it.

    Futore on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Man I am sad to have to leave for work

    Keep being awesome, thread.

    Sheri on
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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    fuck this sure is a thread, fuck

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    My wife is three years older than me

    aww yeah (slightly) older women

    MORI I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOUR COCK

    Oh god I am sorry

    BIG AS A WRIST

    now I need a photo of Janson's wrist

    Man I seriously think something is wrong with her measurement there

    that doesn't seem right to me

    See, that's what I was thinking.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    You're a bad lay, bad poster and blight upon the forums with your "I'm awesome, yet feel bad for me" style of posting.


    I'm also not surprised you're a bad lay as I'm willing to bed that if your collar ain't popped you ain't popping either.

    HEY-O

    ZING!

    Nogs on
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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Skull Man and Usagi roastin' this dude itt

    e: Ziplock just fucking destroyed him.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mysst, how ya doing man

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2010
    theres nothing I want more than to marry a lady who makes at least twice what I do.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Essentially everything you guys have, but to my face. Also that I was a bad lay. Which hurt more than you might think.

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH A LADY TOLD ME I SUCK AT LIFE AND I WILL JUST LET IT CRUSH ME BECAUSE I AM A BIG BABY GOOSE

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SHE TOLD ME I WAS BAD IN BED AND IT HURTS SO BAD YOU GUYS WOULD NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO SUCK AT SEX AS MUCH AS I DO

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NO I DON'T WANT TO TOUGHEN UP AND BE A MAN I JUST WANT TO SIT HERE AND TALK ABOUT MYSELF TO GET SYMPATHY AND ATTENTION WHILE SHOWING OFF HOW HIGHLY I THINK OF MYSELF BUT IN THE END I WILL NEVER RECOGNIZE THE FACT THAT THE THINGS I THINK ARE GOOD ABOUT MYSELF ARE IN FACT THINGS THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M AN INTERNET TOUGH GUY WITH AN OVERINFLATED SENSE OF SELF-WORTH EVEN THOUGH I LET WHAT A GIRL SAYS ABOUT ME WRECK ME AS A MAN

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited April 2010
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Your life is boring please stop making threads about it

    Monkeyfeet on
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    My wife is three years older than me

    aww yeah (slightly) older women

    MORI I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOUR COCK

    Oh god I am sorry

    BIG AS A WRIST

    now I need a photo of Janson's wrist

    Man I seriously think something is wrong with her measurement there

    that doesn't seem right to me

    See, that's what I was thinking.

    Oh Mori, I could tell you a story.

    Although come to think of it, i probably already have.

    tynic on
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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    robothero wrote: »
    theres nothing I want more than to marry a lady who makes at least twice what I do.

    hobo married couples are the cutest

    Futore on
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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Read my sig. Cut it into your stomach flesh. Then fuck your tender ass with a knife. Use melted table salt as a lubricant.

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Viv:

    <3

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    teth you are acting like I did when I was about seventeen

    and you are thirty fucking years old

    31, fuck I ashamed to correct you.

    But really before I started talking about it here (and finding it oddly liberating) I had no idea it would be so sensational. I truly thought everyone pretty much dealt with this kind of shit. Now I'm just kind of coasting through life and blogging about it here.


    You really think everyone telling you "STOP DOING THIS YOU ARE AN IDIOT" is liberating?

    "Man, at least I can go to sleep at night knowing that if polled, an overwhelming majority of people would think I'm a horrible douchebag."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXPvN_OMZXc

    are you this man?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Mysst, how ya doing man

    I'm good! finally got all moved into the lady's apartment, but doing so made me miss a couple days of class last week and I am not looking forward to catching up.

    Mysst on
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    TethTeth __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Also another serious question: would it be wrong to ask a member of her family out on a date?

    Teth on
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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2010
    damn futore you cut me deep

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Also another serious question: would it be wrong to ask a member of family out on a date?

    alright wrap it up we're done here

    unintentional on
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Also another serious question: would it be wrong to ask a member of family out on a date?

    how edgy.

    I mean, fuck how edgy fuck.

    tynic on
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mysst wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Mysst, how ya doing man

    I'm good! finally got all moved into the lady's apartment, but doing so made me miss a couple days of class last week and I am not looking forward to catching up.

    Rad, rad. Well, except the missing class thing, that kinda sucks.

    We just got a PS3! Heavy Rain is gorgeous as all get out

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    robothero wrote: »
    damn futore you cut me deep

    BECAUSE 2 x 0 = 0 GET IT???!?!?

    Futore on
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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Also another serious question: would it be wrong to ask a member of her family out on a date?

    I don't believe this is a serious question

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2010
    teth and bluefoxicy should shack up imo

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    aw man misread that post

    Vivixenne on
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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Also another serious question: would it be wrong to ask a member of her family out on a date?

    Summon the meteors.

    Bad-Beat on
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Also another serious question: would it be wrong to ask a member of her family out on a date?

    which member

    this is important

    Brolo on
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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    HA HA HA HA! It's like somebody gave Runcubed an old alt.

    Butters on
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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Also another serious question: would it be wrong to ask a member of her family out on a date?
    Usagi wrote: »
    whatiwant.gif

    Squall on
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    CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    His penis

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Mysst, how ya doing man

    I'm good! finally got all moved into the lady's apartment, but doing so made me miss a couple days of class last week and I am not looking forward to catching up.

    Rad, rad. Well, except the missing class thing, that kinda sucks.

    We just got a PS3! Heavy Rain is gorgeous as all get out

    it is! also depressing as hell at times because fffuck whoops punched in the head

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