Noah reached for his guitar, remembering his father as he did so, thinking how much he missed him. He strummed once, adjusted the tension on two strings, then strummed again. This time it sounded about right, and he began to play. Soft music, quiet music. He hummed for a little while at first, then began to sing as night came down around him. He played and sang until the sun was gone and the sky was black.
Get that filth out of here!
He started to run the numbers in his head, then stopped. He knew he'd spent almost his entire savings on the house and would have to find a job again soon, but he pushed the thought away and decided to enjoy the remaining months of restoration without worrying about it. It would work out for him, he knew; it always did. Besides, thinking about money usually bored him. Early on, he'd learned to enjoy simple things, things that couldn't be bought, and he had a hard time understanding people who felt otherwise. It was another trait he got from his father.
Now, swoon. SWOON!
God, this isn't writing.
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Noah reached for his guitar, remembering his father as he did so, thinking how much he missed him. He strummed once, adjusted the tension on two strings, then strummed again. This time it sounded about right, and he began to play. Soft music, quiet music. He hummed for a little while at first, then began to sing as night came down around him. He played and sang until the sun was gone and the sky was black.
Get that filth out of here!
He started to run the numbers in his head, then stopped. He knew he'd spent almost his entire savings on the house and would have to find a job again soon, but he pushed the thought away and decided to enjoy the remaining months of restoration without worrying about it. It would work out for him, he knew; it always did. Besides, thinking about money usually bored him. Early on, he'd learned to enjoy simple things, things that couldn't be bought, and he had a hard time understanding people who felt otherwise. It was another trait he got from his father.
Now, swoon. SWOON!
This last one sounds like the beginning of a furry fan fic. I have read lots of furry fan fic, I would know.
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Noah reached for his guitar, remembering his father as he did so, thinking how much he missed him. He strummed once, adjusted the tension on two strings, then strummed again. This time it sounded about right, and he began to play. Soft music, quiet music. He hummed for a little while at first, then began to sing as night came down around him. He played and sang until the sun was gone and the sky was black.
Get that filth out of here!
He started to run the numbers in his head, then stopped. He knew he'd spent almost his entire savings on the house and would have to find a job again soon, but he pushed the thought away and decided to enjoy the remaining months of restoration without worrying about it. It would work out for him, he knew; it always did. Besides, thinking about money usually bored him. Early on, he'd learned to enjoy simple things, things that couldn't be bought, and he had a hard time understanding people who felt otherwise. It was another trait he got from his father.
Noah reached for his guitar, remembering his father as he did so, thinking how much he missed him. He strummed once, adjusted the tension on two strings, then strummed again. This time it sounded about right, and he began to play. Soft music, quiet music. He hummed for a little while at first, then began to sing as night came down around him. He played and sang until the sun was gone and the sky was black.
Get that filth out of here!
He started to run the numbers in his head, then stopped. He knew he'd spent almost his entire savings on the house and would have to find a job again soon, but he pushed the thought away and decided to enjoy the remaining months of restoration without worrying about it. It would work out for him, he knew; it always did. Besides, thinking about money usually bored him. Early on, he'd learned to enjoy simple things, things that couldn't be bought, and he had a hard time understanding people who felt otherwise. It was another trait he got from his father.
Now, swoon. SWOON!
God, this isn't writing.
He was thirty-one now, not too old, but old enough to be lonely. He hadn't dated since he'd been back here, hadn't met anyone who remotely interested him. It was his own fault, he knew. There was something that kept a distance between him and any woman who started to get close, something he wasn't sure he could change even if he tried. And sometimes in the moments right before sleep came, he wondered if he was destined to be alone forever.
Could you be the one? I bet you hope so.
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anyone here read the dresden files and have finished the last book? cause it is pretty stupid and i wanna bitch but there is no fucking way i am doing it on their forums- everyone is so creepy there it is astounding.
the ending is literally shit. like on a plate, and is the most hackneyed trite i have ever read, and then people defend it
O louse with shriveled eye--as long as rivers spill their shelving waters into the abysses
of the sea; as long as the stars gravitate along their orbits' paths; as long as the mute
void has no horizon; as long as humanity rends its own flanks in deadly wars; as long as
divine justice casts its vengeful bolts upon the selfish globe; as long as man disregards
his Creator and (not without reason) flouts him, so doing with some contempt--your reign
over the universe will be assured, and your dynasty extend from age to age. I salute you,
rising sun, celestial liberator, you invisible enemy of man. Continue telling Filth to
unite with man in tainted embraces and to swear to him by oaths not blown to dust that she
shall remain his faithful lover for eternity. From time to time, kiss this grand wanton's
robe, in memory of the important services she does not fail to render you. If she did not
seduce man with her lascivious teats, probably you could not exist--you, the product of
this rational and consistent coupling. O son of Filth! tell your mother that if she
abandons man's bed to wander alone and friendless along desolate ways she will see her
existence imperiled. May the bowels which bore you nine months in their perfumed maw stir
a moment at the thought of the dangers that their tender fruit (fruit so nice, tranquil,
but already cold and ferocious) would consequently encounter. Filth, might empress,
preserve for my hate's eyes the sight of your famished progeny and the imperceptible
increase of their muscles. To attain this end you know you need only glue yourself closer
to man's flanks. This you can do conveniently enough for decorum, since both of you have
long been married.
that should cleanse the palate
"But your dad's a science teacher," Schmidt objected. "Yes." "Then you know that science proves evolution," added Schmidt. "Parts of evolution," I said. "But I believe that God created us and also that He can create an evolutionary process that allows species to change and adapt." Schmidt winced and raised his eyebrows. In the dim light, his sunglasses shifted atop his hear. I had just dared to mention the C-word: creationism. But I felt I was on solid factual ground.
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O louse with shriveled eye--as long as rivers spill their shelving waters into the abysses
of the sea; as long as the stars gravitate along their orbits' paths; as long as the mute
void has no horizon; as long as humanity rends its own flanks in deadly wars; as long as
divine justice casts its vengeful bolts upon the selfish globe; as long as man disregards
his Creator and (not without reason) flouts him, so doing with some contempt--your reign
over the universe will be assured, and your dynasty extend from age to age. I salute you,
rising sun, celestial liberator, you invisible enemy of man. Continue telling Filth to
unite with man in tainted embraces and to swear to him by oaths not blown to dust that she
shall remain his faithful lover for eternity. From time to time, kiss this grand wanton's
robe, in memory of the important services she does not fail to render you. If she did not
seduce man with her lascivious teats, probably you could not exist--you, the product of
this rational and consistent coupling. O son of Filth! tell your mother that if she
abandons man's bed to wander alone and friendless along desolate ways she will see her
existence imperiled. May the bowels which bore you nine months in their perfumed maw stir
a moment at the thought of the dangers that their tender fruit (fruit so nice, tranquil,
but already cold and ferocious) would consequently encounter. Filth, might empress,
preserve for my hate's eyes the sight of your famished progeny and the imperceptible
increase of their muscles. To attain this end you know you need only glue yourself closer
to man's flanks. This you can do conveniently enough for decorum, since both of you have
long been married.
anyone here read the dresden files and have finished the last book? cause it is pretty stupid and i wanna bitch but there is no fucking way i am doing it on their forums- everyone is so creepy there it is astounding.
the ending is literally shit. like on a plate, and is the most hackneyed trite i have ever read, and then people defend it
anyone here read the dresden files and have finished the last book? cause it is pretty stupid and i wanna bitch but there is no fucking way i am doing it on their forums- everyone is so creepy there it is astounding.
the ending is literally shit. like on a plate, and is the most hackneyed trite i have ever read, and then people defend it
You know what book had a shitty ending?
Absolute Friends, by John le Carre.
Ugh.
so is this like you bitching about an obscure book or something because I did?
O louse with shriveled eye--as long as rivers spill their shelving waters into the abysses
of the sea; as long as the stars gravitate along their orbits' paths; as long as the mute
void has no horizon; as long as humanity rends its own flanks in deadly wars; as long as
divine justice casts its vengeful bolts upon the selfish globe; as long as man disregards
his Creator and (not without reason) flouts him, so doing with some contempt--your reign
over the universe will be assured, and your dynasty extend from age to age. I salute you,
rising sun, celestial liberator, you invisible enemy of man. Continue telling Filth to
unite with man in tainted embraces and to swear to him by oaths not blown to dust that she
shall remain his faithful lover for eternity. From time to time, kiss this grand wanton's
robe, in memory of the important services she does not fail to render you. If she did not
seduce man with her lascivious teats, probably you could not exist--you, the product of
this rational and consistent coupling. O son of Filth! tell your mother that if she
abandons man's bed to wander alone and friendless along desolate ways she will see her
existence imperiled. May the bowels which bore you nine months in their perfumed maw stir
a moment at the thought of the dangers that their tender fruit (fruit so nice, tranquil,
but already cold and ferocious) would consequently encounter. Filth, might empress,
preserve for my hate's eyes the sight of your famished progeny and the imperceptible
increase of their muscles. To attain this end you know you need only glue yourself closer
to man's flanks. This you can do conveniently enough for decorum, since both of you have
long been married.
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edited April 2010
Nicholas Sparks laid naked and in a diagonal manner across a bed of his own books. The covers were adoringly signed by him and he luxuriated in the feel of Sharpie rubbing off on his slightly hairy skin.
"I am so good," he told himself, waiting for the Viagra to kick in.
anyone here read the dresden files and have finished the last book? cause it is pretty stupid and i wanna bitch but there is no fucking way i am doing it on their forums- everyone is so creepy there it is astounding.
the ending is literally shit. like on a plate, and is the most hackneyed trite i have ever read, and then people defend it
You know what book had a shitty ending?
Absolute Friends, by John le Carre.
Ugh.
so is this like you bitching about an obscure book or something because I did?
Me bitching.
It was a pretty good book up until the end. And after Constant Gardener and Tailor of Panama, I was looking forward to good times, you know? But no! It's got to have a message.
Still, Constant Gardener is a great book, so it's alright in the end I 'spose.
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anyone here read the dresden files and have finished the last book? cause it is pretty stupid and i wanna bitch but there is no fucking way i am doing it on their forums- everyone is so creepy there it is astounding.
the ending is literally shit. like on a plate, and is the most hackneyed trite i have ever read, and then people defend it
You know what book had a shitty ending?
Absolute Friends, by John le Carre.
Ugh.
I was not a big fan of The Spy Who Came In From the Cold
the lady character in that one was like, Farewell to Arms bad
Nicholas Sparks laid naked and in a diagonal manner across a bed of his own books. The covers were adoringly signed by him and he luxuriated in the feel of Sharpie rubbing off on his slightly hairy skin.
"I am so good," he told himself, waiting for the Viagra to kick in.
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you only say that because you heard they're hung
God, this isn't writing.
This last one sounds like the beginning of a furry fan fic. I have read lots of furry fan fic, I would know.
I love that scene in the Salton Sea where they open the door and the sun beats the shit out of them.
There is an asterisk.
The American Red Cross is a cross she painted red with a big bucket nailed to it.
You know, like the whole series of Native American themed romance novels like this: http://www.amazon.com/Savage-Dawn-Leisure-Historical-Romance/dp/0843958804/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1271650113&sr=1-8
get it
a vampire novel
He was thirty-one now, not too old, but old enough to be lonely. He hadn't dated since he'd been back here, hadn't met anyone who remotely interested him. It was his own fault, he knew. There was something that kept a distance between him and any woman who started to get close, something he wasn't sure he could change even if he tried. And sometimes in the moments right before sleep came, he wondered if he was destined to be alone forever.
Could you be the one? I bet you hope so.
That is not a native American.
That is Fabio with a tan.
the ending is literally shit. like on a plate, and is the most hackneyed trite i have ever read, and then people defend it
Mistrials are pretty crap.
No it's offensive because he thinks he is so awesome he's in his own genre, or something. He thinks Cormac McCarthy isn't a good writer.
Or the Dresden series.
Because they're fun books.
Like this.
You know what book had a shitty ending?
Absolute Friends, by John le Carre.
Ugh.
Yeah, hahahah.
One of my top ten all-time favorite films.
Cassie Edwards is still pumping out novels? I've read her, those are some serious bodice rippers.
so is this like you bitching about an obscure book or something because I did?
it has shark-fucking!
I love that picture.
"I am so good," he told himself, waiting for the Viagra to kick in.
http://www.eharlequin.com/store.html?cid=600
Me bitching.
It was a pretty good book up until the end. And after Constant Gardener and Tailor of Panama, I was looking forward to good times, you know? But no! It's got to have a message.
Still, Constant Gardener is a great book, so it's alright in the end I 'spose.
the lady character in that one was like, Farewell to Arms bad
snerk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNfyBqrAaPk
Technically that's his LARP character.