The lovely pastard only uses Browning 50. cals for self defense
well of course
you think I'm a limp wristed tree hugger?
Cept your mexican partner was always a double agent and he doesn't show up to hold the bullets for you, and your wrists forged of jerking muscles can't stand the heat, you are gunned down like a bitch.
HEY FUCK YOU ANJIN THESE ARE KATANA NIGHT STICKS, FUCK YOU GO DO YOUR OWN THING ALWAYS STEALING MY SHIT
The lovely pastard only uses Browning 50. cals for self defense
well of course
you think I'm a limp wristed tree hugger?
Cept your mexican partner was always a double agent and he doesn't show up to hold the bullets for you, and your wrists forged of jerking muscles can't stand the heat, you are gunned down like a bitch.
My friend bought himself a PS3, and after a couple of weeks it dissapeared. Turns out his Mum just went and gave it to his cousins. No idea why.
However, that did not affect me so lets segue into something that did
My buddy didn't know if he'd get his Ps3 back (he assumed that his cousins would be understanding or nice. They were neither) so to fill his time, he bought a 360 and kept it at his Dads house (I should mention his parents are divorced). After buying a 360 and Ps3, he didn't have much money so he didn't have many games at all. I sympathized and leant him some of mine.
He comes home one day to find his beloved console once again taken, this time his dad had sold it (and all of his and my games). His father had attempted to be noble, though, declaring he had "sold that piece of junk and look at all this money buy yourself something nice why are you looking at me like that".
He'd gotten less than half the value of the xbox, and given the games for pittence. My friend was pissed. I was very dissapointed in his family as a whole.
Man, I lent my copy of GTA3 to one of my brother's friends once, and it turned out it was to lend it to her sister. She ended up doing poorly in school so the parents took her PS2 away, and when I tried to get it back since she wouldn't be using it they accused me of just trying to get it back for her (even though they knew they didn't buy it) (and seriously how would she play it). They ended up just throwing it away. So mad. Loved that game.
I still don't understand how this shit would even work.
Wouldn't at worst cast you would get your parents to talk to their parents?
I mean in the first example I would say that's great, you go take that money and buy me my damn games.
My dad was a tool and hated that I played video games, so he didn't catch on the idea. But more than that, he was just a tool who said to take care of it myself.
Found a credit card on the ground yesterday. When I got in touch with the cardholder it turned out she was a homebound old lady and had no idea what her card was doing in the driveway of Starbucks.
Got it mailed back to her. I really hope someone else didn't max it out on coffee and scones and make me look like the stupidest fraudster ever.
Watch, your one act of kindness has put you in her will. You'll inherit millions!
Found a credit card on the ground yesterday. When I got in touch with the cardholder it turned out she was a homebound old lady and had no idea what her card was doing in the driveway of Starbucks.
Got it mailed back to her. I really hope someone else didn't max it out on coffee and scones and make me look like the stupidest fraudster ever.
Watch, your one act of kindness has put you in her will. You'll inherit millions!
Found a credit card on the ground yesterday. When I got in touch with the cardholder it turned out she was a homebound old lady and had no idea what her card was doing in the driveway of Starbucks.
Got it mailed back to her. I really hope someone else didn't max it out on coffee and scones and make me look like the stupidest fraudster ever.
Watch, your one act of kindness has put you in her will. You'll inherit millions!
... in debt.
Someone isn't getting invited to the mansion pool party. I told him he's getting money so I get half. That's how this works right?
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well of course
you think I'm a limp wristed tree hugger?
Cept your mexican partner was always a double agent and he doesn't show up to hold the bullets for you, and your wrists forged of jerking muscles can't stand the heat, you are gunned down like a bitch.
HEY FUCK YOU ANJIN THESE ARE KATANA NIGHT STICKS, FUCK YOU GO DO YOUR OWN THING ALWAYS STEALING MY SHIT
fucking 2 ninja bodyguards with TWO KATANAS EACH
eat that shit motherfucker
LIKE SOME SORTA FUCKING JENGA TOWER THAT FELL OVER THAT TURNED OUT TO BE PUZZLE PIECES AND THEY'RE ALL YOUR DEAD ASS
don't worry
my friend wildey will never let me down
shouldn't you be off menstruating somewhere
IED defense
bleeding edge shit. stuff a bomb in a thermos
then when a dude is like "GOT THE TIME?"
you can just throw what he presumes to be campbell's tomato soup at him but it's instead a bomb
i mean, the radius is a little overzealous but it's a fucking shortsighted method of self defense!
YOU WANT SOME OF THESE CHICKEN AND DUMPLINGS YOU COMEANDGETIT
Also anjin get in vent playing SWAT 4
ohh shit
HA HA HA HA!
My dad was a tool and hated that I played video games, so he didn't catch on the idea. But more than that, he was just a tool who said to take care of it myself.
Watch, your one act of kindness has put you in her will. You'll inherit millions!
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... in debt.
Someone isn't getting invited to the mansion pool party. I told him he's getting money so I get half. That's how this works right?
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Sure. If by destroy you mean piss and shit everywhere.
How else do you destroy someones house?
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...arson?
Sure, if you make it look like an electrical fire.
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Cats chewing on electrical wires...
Get this man a research grant!
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Inevitable conclusion to research: Cats are dumb.
But can we harness them?
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