cass how would you like to be my baby making machine
i'll tell you this: there is medical and dental in it for you, and in this economy those aren't to be taken for granted
compensation based upon experience
Ummm I'm Canadian I have free health care.
You can't lure my uterus into your honeyed trap with such bait, I'm too busy flossing my perfect, cavity-free teeth and recklessly getting appointments with my doctor.
maybe you don't take the job
maybe someone starts a fire, late at night
maybe you don't make it out
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edited April 2010
I generally dislike the Gawker network in general. It's even more copy paste news than Engadget, who I like when the comments are turned off.
They received stolen property. They bragged about it. They outed the poor engineer that lost the phone.
The editor got raided by the cops FOR RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY.
This isn't a case of journalism attacked or FREE SPEECH RAH RAH TURRISM.
They -received stolen property- and were general dicks about it.
Gizmodo have been dicks before in the past, such as switching off the TVs at a Panasonic conference and posting it on their site and giggling about it.
They received stolen property. They bragged about it. They outed the poor engineer that lost the phone.
The editor got raided by the cops FOR RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY.
This isn't a case of journalism attacked or FREE SPEECH RAH RAH TURRISM.
They -received stolen property- and were general dicks about it.
Gizmodo have been dicks before in the past, such as switching off the TVs at a Panasonic conference and posting it on their site and giggling about it.
They received stolen property. They bragged about it. They outed the poor engineer that lost the phone.
The editor got raided by the cops FOR RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY.
This isn't a case of journalism attacked or FREE SPEECH RAH RAH TURRISM.
They -received stolen property- and were general dicks about it.
Gizmodo have been dicks before in the past, such as switching off the TVs at a Panasonic conference and posting it on their site and giggling about it.
That was hilarious.
When I watched it all I could think of was being a Panasonic employee and having to deal with that shit. The sweat trickling down the back of your neck as more and more TVs turn off. The panic rising in your chest. The gun you keep in your front pocket at all times suddenly feels heavier. There's one round left in it, but that's all you need...
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They received stolen property. They bragged about it. They outed the poor engineer that lost the phone.
The editor got raided by the cops FOR RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY.
This isn't a case of journalism attacked or FREE SPEECH RAH RAH TURRISM.
They -received stolen property- and were general dicks about it.
Aren't they siding with Gizmodo because of the potentially illegal police raid committed against one of their editors?
He was raided on suspicion of receiving stolen property. Their argument is solely that a journalist cannot be arrested for something to do with a story.
They would have a point, but they paid $5000 for the iphone. It's not longer protecting a source or anything like that.
Fuck you world I am going to write books and they will make me a modest living, and I won't need to scurry on my stomach in the alleyways of Toronto with a hastily crafted spear in one hand, searching for rats so I can have enough strength to write one more chapter!!
Fuck you world I am going to write books and they will make me a modest living, and I won't need to scurry on my stomach in the alleyways of Toronto with a hastily crafted spear in one hand, searching for rats so I can have enough strength to write one more chapter!!
Marry rich, win the lottery, or be one of them easy living welfare moms I hear so much about.
Fuck you world I am going to write books and they will make me a modest living, and I won't need to scurry on my stomach in the alleyways of Toronto with a hastily crafted spear in one hand, searching for rats so I can have enough strength to write one more chapter!!
Marry rich, win the lottery, or be one of them easy living welfare moms I hear so much about.
Fat girls can't marry rich.
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edited April 2010
I would download an illegal torrent of your book, Cass.
They received stolen property. They bragged about it. They outed the poor engineer that lost the phone.
The editor got raided by the cops FOR RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY.
This isn't a case of journalism attacked or FREE SPEECH RAH RAH TURRISM.
They -received stolen property- and were general dicks about it.
Aren't they siding with Gizmodo because of the potentially illegal police raid committed against one of their editors?
He was raided on suspicion of receiving stolen property. Their argument is solely that a journalist cannot be arrested for something to do with a story.
They would have a point, but they paid $5000 for the iphone. It's not longer protecting a source or anything like that.
He received stolen property which is a felony.
I still don't see why they felt the need to raid his home, personally. I mean, if they're going to press felony charges against him, he posted all the information about how he got the phone on Gizmodo. Not hard to really look that shit up.
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
Fuck you world I am going to write books and they will make me a modest living, and I won't need to scurry on my stomach in the alleyways of Toronto with a hastily crafted spear in one hand, searching for rats so I can have enough strength to write one more chapter!!
Marry rich, win the lottery, or be one of them easy living welfare moms I hear so much about.
Fat girls can't marry rich.
You only have to be skinny long enough to fool an old oil baron. Once he croaks your inner fanny can bust out again.
They received stolen property. They bragged about it. They outed the poor engineer that lost the phone.
The editor got raided by the cops FOR RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY.
This isn't a case of journalism attacked or FREE SPEECH RAH RAH TURRISM.
They -received stolen property- and were general dicks about it.
Aren't they siding with Gizmodo because of the potentially illegal police raid committed against one of their editors?
He was raided on suspicion of receiving stolen property. Their argument is solely that a journalist cannot be arrested for something to do with a story.
They would have a point, but they paid $5000 for the iphone. It's not longer protecting a source or anything like that.
He received stolen property which is a felony.
The Giz people could get the police on a technicality though. If you look at the warrant, it doesn't give permission for a night raid but the cops were there at 9:45pm. That's a violation of the warrant.
so like i just said, i hurt in my everywhere, and now i am having an Organichu moment (tm)
warm hotdogs on white bread moment?
almost
i had leftover soydogs so i fried them in butter, threw in leftover macaroni and cheese, and then put some jarred marinara sauce on it all and heated it through
considering i generally make my own sauce from scratch this is terrible
Fuck you world I am going to write books and they will make me a modest living, and I won't need to scurry on my stomach in the alleyways of Toronto with a hastily crafted spear in one hand, searching for rats so I can have enough strength to write one more chapter!!
Marry rich, win the lottery, or be one of them easy living welfare moms I hear so much about.
Fat girls can't marry rich.
bullllshit.
You obviously have specialized knowledge of the functionality of the mouth and tongue vis-a-vis your fatness.
Apply this knowledge to a rich dong and you're rolling in the monies.
hey if i take the effort of getting my monitor out of the closet and digging out the power cord and hdmi cable... will any of you be on XBL for some BC2
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They received stolen property. They bragged about it. They outed the poor engineer that lost the phone.
The editor got raided by the cops FOR RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY.
This isn't a case of journalism attacked or FREE SPEECH RAH RAH TURRISM.
They -received stolen property- and were general dicks about it.
Aren't they siding with Gizmodo because of the potentially illegal police raid committed against one of their editors?
He was raided on suspicion of receiving stolen property. Their argument is solely that a journalist cannot be arrested for something to do with a story.
They would have a point, but they paid $5000 for the iphone. It's not longer protecting a source or anything like that.
He received stolen property which is a felony.
I still don't see why they felt the need to raid his home, personally. I mean, if they're going to press felony charges against him, he posted all the information about how he got the phone on Gizmodo. Not hard to really look that shit up.
'Cause he is one of them "computer guys!" God knows what else he may have! Like illegally copied floppies!
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I still don't see why they felt the need to raid his home, personally. I mean, if they're going to press felony charges against him, he posted all the information about how he got the phone on Gizmodo. Not hard to really look that shit up.
But what other things may he have illegally purchased? Only one way to find out.
so like i just said, i hurt in my everywhere, and now i am having an Organichu moment (tm)
warm hotdogs on white bread moment?
almost
i had leftover soydogs so i fried them in butter, threw in leftover macaroni and cheese, and then put some jarred marinara sauce on it all and heated it through
considering i generally make my own sauce from scratch this is terrible
They received stolen property. They bragged about it. They outed the poor engineer that lost the phone.
The editor got raided by the cops FOR RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY.
This isn't a case of journalism attacked or FREE SPEECH RAH RAH TURRISM.
They -received stolen property- and were general dicks about it.
Gizmodo have been dicks before in the past, such as switching off the TVs at a Panasonic conference and posting it on their site and giggling about it.
That was hilarious.
When I watched it all I could think of was being a Panasonic employee and having to deal with that shit. The sweat trickling down the back of your neck as more and more TVs turn off. The panic rising in your chest. The gun you keep in your front pocket at all times suddenly feels heavier. There's one round left in it, but that's all you need...
so like i just said, i hurt in my everywhere, and now i am having an Organichu moment (tm)
warm hotdogs on white bread moment?
almost
i had leftover soydogs so i fried them in butter, threw in leftover macaroni and cheese, and then put some jarred marinara sauce on it all and heated it through
considering i generally make my own sauce from scratch this is terrible
Fuck you world I am going to write books and they will make me a modest living, and I won't need to scurry on my stomach in the alleyways of Toronto with a hastily crafted spear in one hand, searching for rats so I can have enough strength to write one more chapter!!
Marry rich, win the lottery, or be one of them easy living welfare moms I hear so much about.
Fat girls can't marry rich.
You only have to be skinny long enough to fool an old oil baron. Once he croaks your inner fanny can bust out again.
I'll drop all of my medications and stop eating and just go completely fucking batshit loco. I'll sway into a swanky party, wearing an evening gown cut to the navel and a huge fur stole, and start licking people's ears. I'll say erotic things like, "Baby if you put your drill in me I'll spray black gold all over you :winky:" and they'll respond "Ma'am I'm the caterer please stop touching me or I'll call the police."
They received stolen property. They bragged about it. They outed the poor engineer that lost the phone.
The editor got raided by the cops FOR RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY.
This isn't a case of journalism attacked or FREE SPEECH RAH RAH TURRISM.
They -received stolen property- and were general dicks about it.
Aren't they siding with Gizmodo because of the potentially illegal police raid committed against one of their editors?
He was raided on suspicion of receiving stolen property. Their argument is solely that a journalist cannot be arrested for something to do with a story.
They would have a point, but they paid $5000 for the iphone. It's not longer protecting a source or anything like that.
He received stolen property which is a felony.
I still don't see why they felt the need to raid his home, personally. I mean, if they're going to press felony charges against him, he posted all the information about how he got the phone on Gizmodo. Not hard to really look that shit up.
'Cause he is one of them "computer guys!" God knows what else he may have! Like illegally copied floppies!
Oh noes! The RIAA secretly made them raid his house to stop him from hacking the gibson and spreading illegal music, too!
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so like i just said, i hurt in my everywhere, and now i am having an Organichu moment (tm)
warm hotdogs on white bread moment?
almost
i had leftover soydogs so i fried them in butter, threw in leftover macaroni and cheese, and then put some jarred marinara sauce on it all and heated it through
considering i generally make my own sauce from scratch this is terrible
so like i just said, i hurt in my everywhere, and now i am having an Organichu moment (tm)
warm hotdogs on white bread moment?
almost
i had leftover soydogs so i fried them in butter, threw in leftover macaroni and cheese, and then put some jarred marinara sauce on it all and heated it through
considering i generally make my own sauce from scratch this is terrible
No part of this meal is appetizing.
yes it is pretty terrible
but my entire body is sore and i have so many leftovers to eat
Fuck you world I am going to write books and they will make me a modest living, and I won't need to scurry on my stomach in the alleyways of Toronto with a hastily crafted spear in one hand, searching for rats so I can have enough strength to write one more chapter!!
Marry rich, win the lottery, or be one of them easy living welfare moms I hear so much about.
Fat girls can't marry rich.
You only have to be skinny long enough to fool an old oil baron. Once he croaks your inner fanny can bust out again.
I'll drop all of my medications and stop eating and just go completely fucking batshit loco. I'll sway into a swanky party, wearing an evening gown cut to the navel and a huge fur stole, and start licking people's ears. I'll say erotic things like, "Baby if you put your drill in me I'll spray black gold all over you :winky:" and they'll respond "Ma'am I'm the caterer please stop touching me or I'll call the police."
It worked for Anna Nicole.
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edited April 2010
I'm hungry again.
I ran out of grape jelly so I can't make PB&J.
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They received stolen property. They bragged about it. They outed the poor engineer that lost the phone.
The editor got raided by the cops FOR RECEIVING STOLEN PROPERTY.
This isn't a case of journalism attacked or FREE SPEECH RAH RAH TURRISM.
They -received stolen property- and were general dicks about it.
Aren't they siding with Gizmodo because of the potentially illegal police raid committed against one of their editors?
He was raided on suspicion of receiving stolen property. Their argument is solely that a journalist cannot be arrested for something to do with a story.
They would have a point, but they paid $5000 for the iphone. It's not longer protecting a source or anything like that.
He received stolen property which is a felony.
I still don't see why they felt the need to raid his home, personally. I mean, if they're going to press felony charges against him, he posted all the information about how he got the phone on Gizmodo. Not hard to really look that shit up.
'Cause he is one of them "computer guys!" God knows what else he may have! Like illegally copied floppies!
Oh noes! The RIAA secretly made them raid his house to stop him from hacking the gibson and spreading illegal music, too!
I heard Steve Jobs himself rolled by on a skateboard to pluck the new phone from the giz guy's hand.
He never even slowed down...
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Fuck you world I am going to write books and they will make me a modest living, and I won't need to scurry on my stomach in the alleyways of Toronto with a hastily crafted spear in one hand, searching for rats so I can have enough strength to write one more chapter!!
Marry rich, win the lottery, or be one of them easy living welfare moms I hear so much about.
Fat girls can't marry rich.
You only have to be skinny long enough to fool an old oil baron. Once he croaks your inner fanny can bust out again.
I'll drop all of my medications and stop eating and just go completely fucking batshit loco. I'll sway into a swanky party, wearing an evening gown cut to the navel and a huge fur stole, and start licking people's ears. I'll say erotic things like, "Baby if you put your drill in me I'll spray black gold all over you :winky:" and they'll respond "Ma'am I'm the caterer please stop touching me or I'll call the police."
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maybe you don't take the job
maybe someone starts a fire, late at night
maybe you don't make it out
Aren't they siding with Gizmodo because of the potentially illegal police raid committed against one of their editors?
The map editor has been out for less than a week.
I like Jezebel a lot.
The responses to the quote tree above made me giggle intensely. I lol'd you might say.
That was hilarious.
THIS IS ME NOT GIVING A FUCK. IT SHOULD BE POSTED ON EVERY PAGE
TV-B-Gone is basically an asshole device.
When I watched it all I could think of was being a Panasonic employee and having to deal with that shit. The sweat trickling down the back of your neck as more and more TVs turn off. The panic rising in your chest. The gun you keep in your front pocket at all times suddenly feels heavier. There's one round left in it, but that's all you need...
He was raided on suspicion of receiving stolen property. Their argument is solely that a journalist cannot be arrested for something to do with a story.
They would have a point, but they paid $5000 for the iphone. It's not longer protecting a source or anything like that.
He received stolen property which is a felony.
I barely cared until the code came in. Wah wah wah.
Gizmodo still paid for ill-gotten goods knowingly, making them liable.
Marry rich, win the lottery, or be one of them easy living welfare moms I hear so much about.
Fat girls can't marry rich.
/support
warm hotdogs on white bread moment?
PSN: Corbius
I still don't see why they felt the need to raid his home, personally. I mean, if they're going to press felony charges against him, he posted all the information about how he got the phone on Gizmodo. Not hard to really look that shit up.
You only have to be skinny long enough to fool an old oil baron. Once he croaks your inner fanny can bust out again.
The Giz people could get the police on a technicality though. If you look at the warrant, it doesn't give permission for a night raid but the cops were there at 9:45pm. That's a violation of the warrant.
almost
i had leftover soydogs so i fried them in butter, threw in leftover macaroni and cheese, and then put some jarred marinara sauce on it all and heated it through
considering i generally make my own sauce from scratch this is terrible
bullllshit.
You obviously have specialized knowledge of the functionality of the mouth and tongue vis-a-vis your fatness.
Apply this knowledge to a rich dong and you're rolling in the monies.
'Cause he is one of them "computer guys!" God knows what else he may have! Like illegally copied floppies!
But what other things may he have illegally purchased? Only one way to find out.
shoot it a few times
it'll taste a lot better
Your powers don't work on me, woman.
allright
I'll drop all of my medications and stop eating and just go completely fucking batshit loco. I'll sway into a swanky party, wearing an evening gown cut to the navel and a huge fur stole, and start licking people's ears. I'll say erotic things like, "Baby if you put your drill in me I'll spray black gold all over you :winky:" and they'll respond "Ma'am I'm the caterer please stop touching me or I'll call the police."
Oh noes! The RIAA secretly made them raid his house to stop him from hacking the gibson and spreading illegal music, too!
No part of this meal is appetizing.
yes it is pretty terrible
but my entire body is sore and i have so many leftovers to eat
It worked for Anna Nicole.
I ran out of grape jelly so I can't make PB&J.
I heard Steve Jobs himself rolled by on a skateboard to pluck the new phone from the giz guy's hand.
He never even slowed down...
she's practically a skeleton now.