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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I need to go buy food but I don't feel like leaving

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    I've never seen any use of a debit card incur a charge except for at certain supermarkets or drugstores when you want cash back. But even then, it's about $0.50, which is less than any ATM fee around here.

    In the civilised world you are never charged for bank ATM withdrawals.

    Europe has spoken.

    Wait, are there really no fees at all even when you go to another bank's ATM or does someone just always swallow the cost somewhere along the line?

    Because in the US, there are three types of ATMs:
    Your bank's ATMs - Always free
    Other bank's ATMs - Sometimes free, sometimes a small fee. The fee is often refunded by your bank.
    Private ATMs not owned by a bank (found all over the place). - Typically a really stupid fee like $2 or $3. If your bank is super nice like mine, they also get refunded.

    ALL BANK ATM'S FREE

    EUROPE HATH

    SPOKETH

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Play Batman: Arkham Asylum makes me feel like I'm playing a bad guy because here you have all these vicious murdering psychos that get loose every 5 minutes to kill again and Batman NEVER DOES ANYTHING ABOUT IT EXCEPT LOCK THEM BACK UP IN THE ASYLUM WITH A SHITLOAD OF SECURITY HOLES.

    Like, jesus Batman.

    what should he do with them

    In the fictional world he lives in where he's pretty much the only one able to defeat these super villains and they kill dozens every time they escape....

    Yeah fuck it...execution.

    I know I know this is a big thing with the Batman universe the idea of becoming the evil you fight but in this game there's like people dying every 30 seconds there's a limit to what's right and what's fucking practical.

    Or at least lobotomies. Yeah, lobotomies for all!

    i dunno about that
    but at the very least joker should be dead, dude has killed a ridiculous amount of people
    without joker these guys would just be petty criminals

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    oooh, epic battle time DK?

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I also like how in the US the concepts of "free internet banking" and "direct debit" do not exist and instead if you tell your bank to do pay a bill online they will charge you, print out a cheque and send the cheque to the company who then has to cash it in at their bank.

    The retardom is stunning.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Also, the fact that Europeans use the terms "credit cards" and "charge cards" to basically mean the reverse of what North Americans use the terms to mean, rendering a lot of cross-oceanic credit card discussion needlessly confusing.

    Credit cards are credit. You pay at the end of the following month.

    Charge/debit, subtracts money from what is in your account at the time.

    I do not see any complications.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Also, the fact that Europeans use the terms "credit cards" and "charge cards" to basically mean the reverse of what North Americans use the terms to mean, rendering a lot of cross-oceanic credit card discussion needlessly confusing.

    Credit cards are credit. You pay at the end of the following month.

    Charge/debit, subtracts money from what is in your account at the time.

    I do not see any complications.

    This appears to be the only logical way of deducing what the cards are for.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    I also like how in the US the concepts of "free internet banking" and "direct debit" do not exist and instead if you tell your bank to do pay a bill online they will charge you, print out a cheque and send the cheque to the company who then has to cash it in at their bank.

    The retardom is stunning.

    o_O

    this isn't what happens

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Why wouldn't checks be useful?

    If you're doing a private transaction with another person for whatever reason, they're helpful. Most people don't have machines to scan your credit card.

    For example, when I pay my $1500 or whatever for room and board at my fraternity each semester, I give our treasurer a check. It's far more convenient than running down to the bank and getting enough cash.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'm not advocating execution for petty criminals or even murderers, but people who have shown the inability to be rehabilitated and continue to break out of imprisonment to kill some more.

    In the video game Batman universe at least. I can't speak to the cartoon but it sure SEEMED Joker was less a mass murderer then. Probably because it was a cartoon.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    I also like how in the US the concepts of "free internet banking" and "direct debit" do not exist and instead if you tell your bank to do pay a bill online they will charge you, print out a cheque and send the cheque to the company who then has to cash it in at their bank.

    The retardom is stunning.

    o_O

    this isn't what happens

    This is what PAers told me last time the subject came up here. I thought it was too retarded but didn't question it cause well.. America.

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    PicardathonPicardathon Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    I've never seen any use of a debit card incur a charge except for at certain supermarkets or drugstores when you want cash back. But even then, it's about $0.50, which is less than any ATM fee around here.

    In the civilised world you are never charged for bank ATM withdrawals.

    Europe has spoken.

    Wait, are there really no fees at all even when you go to another bank's ATM or does someone just always swallow the cost somewhere along the line?

    Because in the US, there are three types of ATMs:
    Your bank's ATMs - Always free
    Other bank's ATMs - Sometimes free, sometimes a small fee. The fee is often refunded by your bank.
    Private ATMs not owned by a bank (found all over the place). - Typically a really stupid fee like $2 or $3. If your bank is super nice like mine, they also get refunded.

    ALL BANK ATM'S FREE

    EUROPE HATH

    SPOKETH

    nazi_flag.jpg
    Adolf-Hitler_0.jpg
    stalin.jpg
    cf_ussr.gif

    Dude, you can't be a Nazi AND a Communist, it's one or the other. Pick a side, you... well, see, this is part of the problem.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Also, the fact that Europeans use the terms "credit cards" and "charge cards" to basically mean the reverse of what North Americans use the terms to mean, rendering a lot of cross-oceanic credit card discussion needlessly confusing.

    Really?

    My understanding is: Credit cards build a balance that incurs interest, that must be paid off (or at least contributed towards) on a monthly basis; Debit cards take the money out of your bank account immediately (for a given value of "immediately", within 24 hours at least).

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    How dare you put Hitler before Stalin!!

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    I also like how in the US the concepts of "free internet banking" and "direct debit" do not exist and instead if you tell your bank to do pay a bill online they will charge you, print out a cheque and send the cheque to the company who then has to cash it in at their bank.

    The retardom is stunning.

    o_O

    this isn't what happens

    Yeah, this is not a thing that goes on. I have free online banking, free direct deposit and free online bill pay. And actually, since I use all those services, the bank doesn't have to print anything out for me at all and I am rewarded with a 4% interest rate on my checking account balance.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    I've never seen any use of a debit card incur a charge except for at certain supermarkets or drugstores when you want cash back. But even then, it's about $0.50, which is less than any ATM fee around here.

    In the civilised world you are never charged for bank ATM withdrawals.

    Europe has spoken.

    Wait, are there really no fees at all even when you go to another bank's ATM or does someone just always swallow the cost somewhere along the line?

    Because in the US, there are three types of ATMs:
    Your bank's ATMs - Always free
    Other bank's ATMs - Sometimes free, sometimes a small fee. The fee is often refunded by your bank.
    Private ATMs not owned by a bank (found all over the place). - Typically a really stupid fee like $2 or $3. If your bank is super nice like mine, they also get refunded.

    ALL BANK ATM'S FREE

    EUROPE HATH

    SPOKETH

    nazi_flag.jpg
    Adolf-Hitler_0.jpg
    stalin.jpg
    cf_ussr.gif

    Dude, you can't be a Nazi AND a Communist, it's one or the other. Pick a side, you... well, see, this is part of the problem.

    Both flags are red!

    Therefore they are the same!

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Why wouldn't checks be useful?

    If you're doing a private transaction with another person for whatever reason, they're helpful. Most people don't have machines to scan your credit card.

    For example, when I pay my $1500 or whatever for room and board at my fraternity each semester, I give our treasurer a check. It's far more convenient than running down to the bank and getting enough cash.

    I would do a bank transfer, generally, in this situation. It's quicker and it saves me having to go and ask the bank for a chequebook.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    oy I used the borders gift card I found to buy a book I just ordered elsewhere

    nothing is coming up elendil

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    How dare you put Hitler before Stalin!!

    Because secretly none of us think Communism is a bad thing.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Why wouldn't checks be useful?

    If you're doing a private transaction with another person for whatever reason, they're helpful. Most people don't have machines to scan your credit card.

    For example, when I pay my $1500 or whatever for room and board at my fraternity each semester, I give our treasurer a check. It's far more convenient than running down to the bank and getting enough cash.

    See, when I lived in halls I just went to the reception area with my bill - they took out their card machine, I paid with my card and life was done.

    I guess cheques are useful when you live in a world without internet banking or portable card machines but that's really not the case in Europe so cheques are rendered useless.

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    I'm not advocating execution for petty criminals or even murderers, but people who have shown the inability to be rehabilitated and continue to break out of imprisonment to kill some more.

    In the video game Batman universe at least. I can't speak to the cartoon but it sure SEEMED Joker was less a mass murderer then. Probably because it was a cartoon.

    well i mean there really arent that many villians in the batman universe aside from joker and maybe riddler who are capable of consistently breaking themselves out of arkham without help

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Why wouldn't checks be useful?

    If you're doing a private transaction with another person for whatever reason, they're helpful. Most people don't have machines to scan your credit card.

    For example, when I pay my $1500 or whatever for room and board at my fraternity each semester, I give our treasurer a check. It's far more convenient than running down to the bank and getting enough cash.

    1500 a semester?

    do you live in a barn or something?

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Mori, your site is prompting to install a plugin.

    ie it's still hijacked :(

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    Why wouldn't checks be useful?

    If you're doing a private transaction with another person for whatever reason, they're helpful. Most people don't have machines to scan your credit card.

    For example, when I pay my $1500 or whatever for room and board at my fraternity each semester, I give our treasurer a check. It's far more convenient than running down to the bank and getting enough cash.

    See, when I lived in halls I just went to the reception area with my bill - they took out their card machine, I paid with my card and life was done.

    I guess cheques are useful when you live in a world without internet banking or portable card machines but that's really not the case in Europe so cheques are rendered useless.

    The treasurer of your fraternity is just a guy, Daxon.

    You do not understand Greeks.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    I also like how in the US the concepts of "free internet banking" and "direct debit" do not exist and instead if you tell your bank to do pay a bill online they will charge you, print out a cheque and send the cheque to the company who then has to cash it in at their bank.

    The retardom is stunning.

    Actually the free internet banking exist here. Depends on the bank, but it is one of those things they like to advertise. Actually pay my credit card through direct debit and it isn't them cutting a check, its a direct draw from my account.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Why wouldn't checks be useful?

    If you're doing a private transaction with another person for whatever reason, they're helpful. Most people don't have machines to scan your credit card.

    For example, when I pay my $1500 or whatever for room and board at my fraternity each semester, I give our treasurer a check. It's far more convenient than running down to the bank and getting enough cash.

    I would do a bank transfer, generally, in this situation. It's quicker and it saves me having to go and ask the bank for a chequebook.

    Do you not have drawers or cabinets in Britain?

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dude, you can't be a Nazi AND a Communist, it's one or the other. Pick a side, you... well, see, this is part of the problem.

    THAT'S IT, YOU'RE OUT OF THE TEA PARTY. TURN IN YOUR WALMART LYCRA PANTS AND YOUR POORLY ASSEMBLED PROTEST SIGN.

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Why wouldn't checks be useful?

    If you're doing a private transaction with another person for whatever reason, they're helpful. Most people don't have machines to scan your credit card.

    For example, when I pay my $1500 or whatever for room and board at my fraternity each semester, I give our treasurer a check. It's far more convenient than running down to the bank and getting enough cash.

    I would do a bank transfer, generally, in this situation. It's quicker and it saves me having to go and ask the bank for a chequebook.

    But I just take thirty seconds to scribble out "DATE $30.60 THIRTY AND 60/100 SIGNATURE" and it's so convenient and easy.

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    Liquid GhostLiquid Ghost DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES, TOO?! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    are you ready to yeti

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    I'm not advocating execution for petty criminals or even murderers, but people who have shown the inability to be rehabilitated and continue to break out of imprisonment to kill some more.

    In the video game Batman universe at least. I can't speak to the cartoon but it sure SEEMED Joker was less a mass murderer then. Probably because it was a cartoon.

    well i mean there really arent that many villians in the batman universe aside from joker and maybe riddler who are capable of consistently breaking themselves out of arkham without help

    Why didn't Batman just make his OWN prison for The Joker?

    It wouldn't be any more insane or amoral than everything else Batman does.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    Why wouldn't checks be useful?

    If you're doing a private transaction with another person for whatever reason, they're helpful. Most people don't have machines to scan your credit card.

    For example, when I pay my $1500 or whatever for room and board at my fraternity each semester, I give our treasurer a check. It's far more convenient than running down to the bank and getting enough cash.

    See, when I lived in halls I just went to the reception area with my bill - they took out their card machine, I paid with my card and life was done.

    I guess cheques are useful when you live in a world without internet banking or portable card machines but that's really not the case in Europe so cheques are rendered useless.

    The treasurer of your fraternity is just a guy, Daxon.

    You do not understand Greeks.

    Then you just internet bank the money directly to his account.

    Again, we avoid unnecessary steps in the process.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    moniker wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Why wouldn't checks be useful?

    If you're doing a private transaction with another person for whatever reason, they're helpful. Most people don't have machines to scan your credit card.

    For example, when I pay my $1500 or whatever for room and board at my fraternity each semester, I give our treasurer a check. It's far more convenient than running down to the bank and getting enough cash.

    I would do a bank transfer, generally, in this situation. It's quicker and it saves me having to go and ask the bank for a chequebook.

    Do you not have drawers or cabinets in Britain?

    :?:

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Honk wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    I've never seen any use of a debit card incur a charge except for at certain supermarkets or drugstores when you want cash back. But even then, it's about $0.50, which is less than any ATM fee around here.

    In the civilised world you are never charged for bank ATM withdrawals.

    Europe has spoken.

    Wait, are there really no fees at all even when you go to another bank's ATM or does someone just always swallow the cost somewhere along the line?

    Because in the US, there are three types of ATMs:
    Your bank's ATMs - Always free
    Other bank's ATMs - Sometimes free, sometimes a small fee. The fee is often refunded by your bank.
    Private ATMs not owned by a bank (found all over the place). - Typically a really stupid fee like $2 or $3. If your bank is super nice like mine, they also get refunded.

    ALL BANK ATM'S FREE

    EUROPE HATH

    SPOKETH

    Dude, you can't be a Nazi AND a Communist, it's one or the other. Pick a side, you... well, see, this is part of the problem.

    Both flags are red!

    Therefore they are the same!

    commienazis1252109234.jpg

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    I'm not advocating execution for petty criminals or even murderers, but people who have shown the inability to be rehabilitated and continue to break out of imprisonment to kill some more.

    In the video game Batman universe at least. I can't speak to the cartoon but it sure SEEMED Joker was less a mass murderer then. Probably because it was a cartoon.

    well i mean there really arent that many villians in the batman universe aside from joker and maybe riddler who are capable of consistently breaking themselves out of arkham without help

    Why didn't Batman just make his OWN prison for The Joker?

    It wouldn't be any more insane or amoral than everything else Batman does.

    Guantanamo Bat?

    i can see that
    i doubt alfred would go for that though cause you know he's gonna end up doing all the work
    its like when you ask your parents for a puppy and they won't get you one cause they're the ones that are gonna end up doing all the hard work

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Yesssssssssss

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Why wouldn't checks be useful?

    If you're doing a private transaction with another person for whatever reason, they're helpful. Most people don't have machines to scan your credit card.

    For example, when I pay my $1500 or whatever for room and board at my fraternity each semester, I give our treasurer a check. It's far more convenient than running down to the bank and getting enough cash.

    I would do a bank transfer, generally, in this situation. It's quicker and it saves me having to go and ask the bank for a chequebook.

    But I just take thirty seconds to scribble out "DATE $30.60 THIRTY AND 60/100 SIGNATURE" and it's so convenient and easy.

    If you have a chequebook, sure. But cheques take forever to clear, from memory it's like two days after they present the cheque for payment.

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Why wouldn't checks be useful?

    If you're doing a private transaction with another person for whatever reason, they're helpful. Most people don't have machines to scan your credit card.

    For example, when I pay my $1500 or whatever for room and board at my fraternity each semester, I give our treasurer a check. It's far more convenient than running down to the bank and getting enough cash.

    1500 a semester?

    do you live in a barn or something?

    I just picked a random number.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I JUST REMEMBERED I SMUGGLED A CRUNCHIE!

    CRUNCHIE TIME! :D

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    How is chequebook formed?

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    japan wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Why wouldn't checks be useful?

    If you're doing a private transaction with another person for whatever reason, they're helpful. Most people don't have machines to scan your credit card.

    For example, when I pay my $1500 or whatever for room and board at my fraternity each semester, I give our treasurer a check. It's far more convenient than running down to the bank and getting enough cash.

    I would do a bank transfer, generally, in this situation. It's quicker and it saves me having to go and ask the bank for a chequebook.

    Do you not have drawers or cabinets in Britain?

    :?:

    When I opened my checking account (with free online bill pay and internet banking) I got a checkbook in the mail a week or two later. That checkbook is sitting in a drawer collecting dust because I think I've maybe written 5 checks in my life, but this way I'm prepared in case I need to write 7 before I die.

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