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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I has bubble wrap.

    Me happy. :3

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The only reason I'm in favour of tips is because tipping is essential in a way to keeping restaurants like mine afloat. Get rid of tipping and servers, as well as any other job there such as busser, host, bartender, and in some places kitchen staff which receive a percentage of the tips are going to require pay increases. To facilitate this, price of meals increases.

    Now you're probably thinking, what's the big deal, the guest is already paying the difference with their tip, right? Well yeah, sure, sometimes they are but tips are up to the guest to decide so that really depends on how the guest values his/her dining experience and his/her opinion of their server, but when you start to raises prices you lose business. Would anyone go to the Olive Garden if a steak dinner cost you $35?

    And say what you will about the correlation between server performance and actual tip is, there are places where servers will bust their ass because one misstep with a table and they lose a good tip or the shot at a return guest. You want to create regulars, you want them to come back and you want them to request you and build up a report, but that drive starts to weaken when you remove that one big incentive.

    Excellent post! Here is a tip of $100 internet dollars!

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fuck you guys, there were only 3 Indiana Jones movies, Henry and Marcus are still alive, riding off into the sunset with Sallah, and laughing about how Indie was the dog's name.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    I has bubble wrap.

    Me happy. :3

    Envious :x

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    James wrote: »
    The only reason I'm in favour of tips is because tipping is essential in a way to keeping restaurants like mine afloat. Get rid of tipping and servers, as well as any other job there such as busser, host, bartender, and in some places kitchen staff which receive a percentage of the tips are going to require pay increases. To facilitate this, price of meals increases.

    Now you're probably thinking, what's the big deal, the guest is already paying the difference with their tip, right? Well yeah, sure, sometimes they are but tips are up to the guest to decide so that really depends on how the guest values his/her dining experience and his/her opinion of their server, but when you start to raises prices you lose business. Would anyone go to the Olive Garden if a steak dinner cost you $35?

    And say what you will about the correlation between server performance and actual tip is, there are places where servers will bust their ass because one misstep with a table and they lose a good tip or the shot at a return guest. You want to create regulars, you want them to come back and you want them to request you and build up a report, but that drive starts to weaken when you remove that one big incentive.

    Excellent post! Here is a tip of $100 internet dollars!

    Fluffy only takes tips in NetBeanz and Flooz.

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    FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    By the way: I love you, [chat]. I was expecting to get some bullshit for ranting about this, but I had to vent anyway. Thanks for not being all sarcastic and shitty at a Froth.

    Why would you get bullshit for being a victim of what I see to be a broken system of wage payment?

    Because the internet is the place where people come to anonymously cut off their nose to spite their face.

    Mostly because people get pretty nasty on the intarwebs. Also because I can be kind of a douch around here. And lastly because I just today realized I need to start medicating again, and I sort of expected somebody to say "life is hard. nobody understands."

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The UK Office is heartbreaking no matter how many times you watch it.

    God I love Ricky Gervais so much it hurts me.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fuck you guys, there were only 3 Indiana Jones movies, Henry and Marcus are still alive, riding off into the sunset with Sallah, and laughing about how Indie was the dog's name.

    They've been doing that for 72 years.

    They must be tired.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    I has bubble wrap.

    Me happy. :3

    You're like a Scandinavian kitten playing in a sheet of wax paper, rolling around on the floor all content-like with your golden sun and your bubble poppin

    Wash on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fuck you guys, there were only 3 Indiana Jones movies, Henry and Marcus are still alive, riding off into the sunset with Sallah, and laughing about how Indie was the dog's name.

    They've been doing that for 72 years.

    They must be tired.

    JONESES DON'T GET TIRED THEY DRANK FROM THE CUP OF CHRIST

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    GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Tooooo much minecraft. Ughhhhhhhhhhh

    Sleepy.

    Still haven't finished the damn foundation of my project. Bah.

    Progress though. Progresssssss.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fuck you guys, there were only 3 Indiana Jones movies, Henry and Marcus are still alive, riding off into the sunset with Sallah, and laughing about how Indie was the dog's name.

    They've been doing that for 72 years.

    They must be tired.

    JONESES DON'T GET TIRED THEY DRANK FROM THE CUP OF CHRIST

    i was always scared of that scene as a kid, when the nazi dude drinks from the wrong cup

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Daxon wrote: »
    I has bubble wrap.

    Me happy. :3

    You're like a Scandinavian kitten playing in a sheet of wax paper, rolling around on the floor all content-like with your golden sun and your bubble poppin

    I am skipping lectures today purely so I can do this all day.

    I am extremely content now.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    James wrote: »
    Fuck you guys, there were only 3 Indiana Jones movies, Henry and Marcus are still alive, riding off into the sunset with Sallah, and laughing about how Indie was the dog's name.

    They've been doing that for 72 years.

    They must be tired.

    JONESES DON'T GET TIRED THEY DRANK FROM THE CUP OF CHRIST

    i was always scared of that scene as a kid, when the nazi dude drinks from the wrong cup

    He had chosen... poorly.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    James wrote: »
    Fuck you guys, there were only 3 Indiana Jones movies, Henry and Marcus are still alive, riding off into the sunset with Sallah, and laughing about how Indie was the dog's name.

    They've been doing that for 72 years.

    They must be tired.

    JONESES DON'T GET TIRED THEY DRANK FROM THE CUP OF CHRIST

    i was always scared of that scene as a kid, when the nazi dude drinks from the wrong cup

    I watched it again recently, and I only just realised the German lady probably deliberately chose the wrong cup so as to get him out of the way.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I was born the day after my mom saw Last Crusade in theaters

    Years later when I watched the film for the first time I recognized the score

    It is my favourite film of all time

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    GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Gettin' Grails is easy.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Canada's pretty great

    our dollars are called Loonies

    our two-dollars are called Toonies

    we are just a delightful people

    Wash on
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    Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I have Green Day's "I Walk Alone" stuck in my head - no idea why. More annoyingly, I keep changing the lyrics. Most recent variation:

    I am an angry fish
    An angry little fish who is a fish


    I mean, WHAT.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Now you're probably thinking, what's the big deal, the guest is already paying the difference with their tip, right? Well yeah, sure, sometimes they are but tips are up to the guest to decide so that really depends on how the guest values his/her dining experience and his/her opinion of their server, but when you start to raises prices you lose business. Would anyone go to the Olive Garden if a steak dinner cost you $35?
    If all places did that, yes.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Canada's pretty great

    our dollars are called Loonies

    our two-dollars are called Toonies

    we are just a delightful people

    We have the Queen on our money!

    She was attractive like a hundred years ago.

    America is still catching up with us in that regard.

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    FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Olive Garden charges a mandatory gratuity

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Just won a free ipod touch

    of course it refuses to acknowledge my wireless

    tech-lology

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    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Usually, if I'm really disappointed in my service, I'll still tip, but it'll be ridiculously small, and although I almost always put tips on my card, in those case I prefer to use change, so I'm like, enjoy your 6 pennies and a nickel, try not to be so awful at your job next time. I remember I went to this sports bar place one night with some friends, and they were packed, but it was literally over a half an hour between the time we asked for our check and got them, and it's not like our server ever stopped by and just forgot to bring them or anything, we were just sitting there waiting. I think my food and whatnot was like, 11.94 and I tipped 6 cents to round it to the dollar.

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    Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Games Dealer Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I am totally for people paying the actual cost of things directly rather than doing so through taxes/subsidizes. I would kill farm subsidies, oil subsidies, and the mileage exemption. That $35 Olive Garden steak should be $200 under the way its currently produced.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Eddy wrote: »
    Just won a free ipod touch

    of course it refuses to acknowledge my wireless

    tech-lology

    Sell it for monies!

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    But it's so beautiful, so clean

    so virgin

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    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Usually, if I'm really disappointed in my service, I'll still tip, but it'll be ridiculously small, and although I almost always put tips on my card, in those case I prefer to use change, so I'm like, enjoy your 6 pennies and a nickel, try not to be so awful at your job next time. I remember I went to this sports bar place one night with some friends, and they were packed, but it was literally over a half an hour between the time we asked for our check and got them, and it's not like our server ever stopped by and just forgot to bring them or anything, we were just sitting there waiting. I think my food and whatnot was like, 11.94 and I tipped 6 cents to round it to the dollar.

    I once left a frowny face in pennies.

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Usually, if I'm really disappointed in my service, I'll still tip, but it'll be ridiculously small, and although I almost always put tips on my card, in those case I prefer to use change, so I'm like, enjoy your 6 pennies and a nickel, try not to be so awful at your job next time. I remember I went to this sports bar place one night with some friends, and they were packed, but it was literally over a half an hour between the time we asked for our check and got them, and it's not like our server ever stopped by and just forgot to bring them or anything, we were just sitting there waiting. I think my food and whatnot was like, 11.94 and I tipped 6 cents to round it to the dollar.

    be a man and just leave nothing, sheesh

    make a statement with your tipping. six cents is just passive aggressive. nothing is like 'fuck you'

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    OH MY GOD I FINALLY GOT LOL WORKING

    I HAD TO RESTART AFTER UPDATING MY DRIVERS

    I HAVEN'T PLAYED IN LIKE THREE WEEKS BECAUSE OF THIS

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Tarranon wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Usually, if I'm really disappointed in my service, I'll still tip, but it'll be ridiculously small, and although I almost always put tips on my card, in those case I prefer to use change, so I'm like, enjoy your 6 pennies and a nickel, try not to be so awful at your job next time. I remember I went to this sports bar place one night with some friends, and they were packed, but it was literally over a half an hour between the time we asked for our check and got them, and it's not like our server ever stopped by and just forgot to bring them or anything, we were just sitting there waiting. I think my food and whatnot was like, 11.94 and I tipped 6 cents to round it to the dollar.

    be a man and just leave nothing, sheesh

    make a statement with your tipping. six cents is just passive aggressive. nothing is like 'fuck you'

    As someone who worked in the food industry, if you want to make a 'fuck you' with your tip, leave a very small amount of change (preferably a penny) because the server can rationalize no tip as 'oh they just forgot'

    a penny is like 'no I didn't forget and FUCK YOU'

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Usually, if I'm really disappointed in my service, I'll still tip, but it'll be ridiculously small, and although I almost always put tips on my card, in those case I prefer to use change, so I'm like, enjoy your 6 pennies and a nickel, try not to be so awful at your job next time. I remember I went to this sports bar place one night with some friends, and they were packed, but it was literally over a half an hour between the time we asked for our check and got them, and it's not like our server ever stopped by and just forgot to bring them or anything, we were just sitting there waiting. I think my food and whatnot was like, 11.94 and I tipped 6 cents to round it to the dollar.

    I once left a frowny face in pennies.

    This is seriously the best thing I've ever heard. I'm going to start carrying enough pennies to do this just in case.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I am totally for people paying the actual cost of things directly rather than doing so through taxes/subsidizes. I would kill farm subsidies, oil subsidies, and the mileage exemption. That $35 Olive Garden steak should be $200 under the way its currently produced.

    Yes, because that is the world I'm sure we all wish to live in, a world where a meal at a franchise pseudo-Italian restaurant costs as much as a high-end blu-ray player.

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Tarranon wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Usually, if I'm really disappointed in my service, I'll still tip, but it'll be ridiculously small, and although I almost always put tips on my card, in those case I prefer to use change, so I'm like, enjoy your 6 pennies and a nickel, try not to be so awful at your job next time. I remember I went to this sports bar place one night with some friends, and they were packed, but it was literally over a half an hour between the time we asked for our check and got them, and it's not like our server ever stopped by and just forgot to bring them or anything, we were just sitting there waiting. I think my food and whatnot was like, 11.94 and I tipped 6 cents to round it to the dollar.

    be a man and just leave nothing, sheesh

    make a statement with your tipping. six cents is just passive aggressive. nothing is like 'fuck you'

    As someone who worked in the food industry, if you want to make a 'fuck you' with your tip, leave a very small amount of change (preferably a penny) because the server can rationalize no tip as 'oh they just forgot'

    a penny is like 'no I didn't forget and FUCK YOU'

    I guess a penny is a little worse than nothing yeah

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    oh hey if we're killing subsidies

    why not kill housing subsidies and child care subsidies while we're at it! less taxes, small government, blah blah blah

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Why would you want to say fuck you to a server?

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    what i want is an option to flip off the cooks

    after they have given me my food

    they're all lazy sons of bitches around here

    extremely talented. but lazy.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I have Green Day's "I Walk Alone" stuck in my head - no idea why. More annoyingly, I keep changing the lyrics. Most recent variation:

    I am an angry fish
    An angry little fish who is a fish


    I mean, WHAT.

    Isn't that song called Boulevard of Broken Dreams?

    Also this: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/107712/Boulevard%20of%20Broken%20Machines%20%28feat.%20Fred%29.mp3

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Why would you want to say fuck you to a server?

    Server was awful to me and my brother. Brought us the wrong drinks repeatedly, rolled her eyes when we asked for them to be exchanged, put ice in no-ice drinks, refused to replace them, got our orders wrong, food was cold, we asked her to replace them and we saw her talking outside on her cellphone while we waited for our new meals.

    So she got a frowny face in pennies.

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