my parents got a stiff talking to from my kindergarten teacher for all the shit they made me believe.
so awesome.
like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.
and, Jesus.
my parents actually made the decision not to tell me Santa Claus was real because they thought it was wrong to tell a kid that one invisible bearded man was real and the other was not
In my house my parents would write from santa and stuff like that on the presents when we were little. My sister came up with the idea to do a hand writing analysis to determine if my parents were writing the tags on the gifts or not.
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I had a grade school teacher pull the same trick when I was in 1st grade. Seriously, I had a really loose tooth, and she sent me and another boy in the bathroom, because she was tired of seeing me play with it. To this day, me and the other guy swore she told him to pull it out. She denied it when when I came back with a bloody mouth, but hey.
And that's the story of how I lost my first tooth.
I just want to put it out here that 'Teef' means something entirely different when cursing in Dutch.
I'll give you a hint:
Female dog.
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My father did this to me so many fucking times! SO MANY TIMES!
one time, we were at the dinner table and my tooth was loose. He gave me the same old "let me see it."
I protested, understandably. Made him swear up and down that he wouldn't pull it out. I even made the clause that he could not even put his whole hand in my mouth (so he couldn't grab the tooth, duh!)
He agreed and only reached forward with one index finger "to feel how loose it was"
My dad placed his finger on my tooth and wiggled it a little. Gave me some confidence. Then with a flick of his single finger, pulled my tooth clear out of my mouth. It shot all the way to the other side of the dinner table.
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i just imagined running a locally hosted copy of wikipedia and a dns redirect on your network with all sorts of crazy things
Or you could just type THE WIKIPEDIAS at the top of a text file and tell your kid it is internets
I imagine Gabe would think of that like a rockstar's son would think of reading his father's crazy fanmail.
But it is true, Daddy does lie.
my dad might have too I don't remember
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this was something they requested, and i enjoyed doing it
then i turned 8 and started playing video games instead
The best was probably "The sky is purple when you're not looking at it."
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
so awesome.
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like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.
and, Jesus.
Videogames: Better than pulling teeth.
"Daddy why do these guys not like your hands? You draw good hands! "
Oh god if I ever become well known my children are not getting computers
I knew a kid who grew up in dentist money. Had whatever the hell he ever wanted
My mom's a dentist...
my parents actually made the decision not to tell me Santa Claus was real because they thought it was wrong to tell a kid that one invisible bearded man was real and the other was not
my grandfather always did. now I return the favor and he's like yeah you had a good teacher.
"Dad, what makes wind?"
"Trees sneezing."
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Daddy two peepees.
And that's the story of how I lost my first tooth.
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Sounds like somebody drank a whole bottle of Crazy Cat Lady!
I'll give you a hint:
Shoot m to BITS (hold Y) [hard] C109-0000-014D-4E09
P-POWER Switch Palace 3838-0000-0122-9359
Raiding the Serpents Tomb 1A04-0000-0098-C11E
I like to move it, move it FCE2-0000-00D7-9048
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So it's:
Teef:
?
are you not supposed to drink the whole bottle at once
color me embarrassed
It didn't come out
one time, we were at the dinner table and my tooth was loose. He gave me the same old "let me see it."
I protested, understandably. Made him swear up and down that he wouldn't pull it out. I even made the clause that he could not even put his whole hand in my mouth (so he couldn't grab the tooth, duh!)
He agreed and only reached forward with one index finger "to feel how loose it was"
My dad placed his finger on my tooth and wiggled it a little. Gave me some confidence. Then with a flick of his single finger, pulled my tooth clear out of my mouth. It shot all the way to the other side of the dinner table.
Bastard.
There's this small town in Texas called Thrall that we have to pass through on the way to the family reunion every year.
Whenever we pass through it he exclaims, "Haha! Now I have my entire family in Thrall!"
The joke is that is sounds like "Enthrall." Now every time I pass through Thrall, I crack a smile. Thanks Dad, for being so punny.
"In thrall" works perfectly fine on it's own. It means "enthralled".
Have you never heard the phrase "in thrall"?
Does not want your family in him.