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Do It yourself - GAME OVER: Christmas Cake and Village Idiot Victory

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    towndrunk34towndrunk34 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    kime wrote: »
    I am the village guard!

    I am the Serial Killer!

    I am the vig!

    I am neutral!

    I am the village idiot!

    Choose your poison :P.

    Of course Kime is the village idiot, what else could he do to take advantage of always being day 1'd? That isn't ridiculously overpowered?

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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Anonymous, your PM box is full. Please to be clearing it out, kthx.

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Well now we know who's in cahoots don't we!

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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    3clipse wrote: »
    Well now we know who's in cahoots don't we!

    Hey, maybe I was just trying to figure out his game. Given that there are likely non-standard roles running around, knowledge is power.

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    And knowing is half the battle!

    3cl1ps3 on
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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Suki wrote: »
    RNG says Revnin.

    Here I thought I was going to have to think about who to vote for today. Thank you Revnin for your kind present to me.

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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    3clipse wrote: »
    And knowing is half the battle!

    I remember when I got a G.I. Joe Scud Missile Launcher for Xmas. Good times.

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
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    CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    The Anonymous had a full inbox already. Suspicious. :P

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    ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    CaptainPlanet82 wrote: »
    The Anonymous had a full inbox already. Suspicious. :P

    THATS NOT A DECORATION!

    /put old Christmas ornament made in grade two art class on The Anonymous tree.

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    ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Sir Fabulous, because I know his real name...

    Is this a good enough reason?

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    CaptainPlanet82, because calling someone suspicious is suspicious.

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    KellieKellie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Puts an angel on top of The Anonymous.

    :D

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Matev wrote: »
    3clipse wrote: »
    And knowing is half the battle!

    I remember when I got a G.I. Joe Scud Missile Launcher for Xmas. Good times.

    Uhm....shouldn't that have been a Patriot Missile Launcher since, ya know, GI Joe wasn't Iraqi (or Russian)?

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    samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    The Anonymous can have a cat jump on him and steal his balls....

    Didn't everyone's cat do that to their tree?

    Vagrant_winds because I know your power, o'evil one.

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    TeucrianTeucrian Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    samurai6966 wrote: »
    Vagrant_winds because I know your power, o'evil one.

    The power of not being in the game?

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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    DevoutlyApathetic wrote: »
    Uhm....shouldn't that have been a Patriot Missile Launcher since, ya know, GI Joe wasn't Iraqi (or Russian)?

    What it was. Giant fuck-Off missile on a truck. I was just annoyed because I didn't get Metal Head with it.

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    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    (Just so everyone knows, I am village aligned. Not to spoil a surprise or anything...)

    RAWR

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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hrm.....I wonder, and yet I wonder....

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Alegis wrote: »
    Egos, you should totally join me in a drink as well. You get to choose, but I only have beer left in my fridge.

    Maybe tonight ;-)

    Here Anonymous
    42201_Ornament_C_world_globe_replogle_Christmas.jpg

    Egos on
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    samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Teucrian wrote: »
    samurai6966 wrote: »
    Vagrant_winds because I know your power, o'evil one.

    The power of not being in the game?

    Oh, I didn't see that he backed out. We were going to be masoned partners but our Christmas Orcs roles didn't fit the setting. Damn you, vwinds for escaping my candy cane sword once again!

    Teucrian, you have been ever the most helpful.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    nothing going on in this game I guess?

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It's day one.

    If nothing is happening blame those people who made boring, unfun and stupid role PMs.

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    samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    How many Serial Killers we have? Last time, we had more SKs than villagers and mafia combined.

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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    samurai6966 wrote: »
    How many Serial Killers we have? Last time, we had more SKs than villagers and mafia combined.

    And suddenly this becomes a Dexter phalla?

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    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
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    Minor SecondMinor Second Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    kime yes

    hee lets vote kime

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Jingle Bells
    Jingle Bells
    It's phalla time today!
    Oh what fun it is to vote
    For my good friend Kime
    Hey!
    Jingle Bells
    Jingle Bells
    Without any way
    To say goodbye
    I'd rather not die
    If you think that's okay.

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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Alegis for right now, in case Kime lives for whatever reason.

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    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
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    samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Matev wrote: »
    samurai6966 wrote: »
    How many Serial Killers we have? Last time, we had more SKs than villagers and mafia combined.

    And suddenly this becomes a Dexter phalla?

    Dexter looks into the eyes of his latest victim. "You should have giving holiday cheer to children. Yet, you took the lives of four families because they didn't live cookies and milk. Was that justified?"

    "Travel around the world in one day, see every boy and girl on Earth and all you ask for is some milk and god damn cookies. It isn't that hard of a fucking request." Saint Nick says, "Now are you pissed off because I gave you coal all those years ago, Dex?"

    "No. I've long forgotten that year. Like you seem to have forgotten the reason for the season." Dexter whispers as he takes his scalpel and cuts a small incision on Kris Kringle's right cheek. "I've always wondered. Do you say 'Ho Ho Ho' when I cut you to pieces or scream like your victims?"

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    CaptainPlanet82 wrote: »
    The Anonymous had a full inbox already. Suspicious. :P
    CaptainPlanet82 for trying to send me a delicious PM on Day 1. I'm on to your game.
    You should have sent me cake instead!

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    kime
    Delicious-Christmas-cake.jpg

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    Minor SecondMinor Second Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Aww look what you did

    Why?

    [tiny]Bye, baby Bunting,
    [/tiny]

    idiot

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    ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Wait, what would happen if, say, 7 people messaged the host saying "I WANNA BE SANTA!", would there be 7 Santas?

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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Extermatott wrote: »
    Wait, what would happen if, say, 7 people messaged the host saying "I WANNA BE SANTA!", would there be 7 Santas?

    Well, there's Santa, The Krampus, Japanese Annual Gift Man, Robot Santa....

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
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    AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Extermatott wrote: »
    Wait, what would happen if, say, 7 people messaged the host saying "I WANNA BE SANTA!", would there be 7 Santas?

    Oh god

    I totally missed an opportunity to make a Sinterklaus role

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jP_qUkfWwc
    Goal: Remove the other, untersantas

    Schnapps!

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Matev wrote: »
    Extermatott wrote: »
    Wait, what would happen if, say, 7 people messaged the host saying "I WANNA BE SANTA!", would there be 7 Santas?

    Well, there's Santa, The Krampus, Japanese Annual Gift Man, Robot Santa....

    I'm guessing you mean Futurama Robot Santa, but this is nightmare fuel
    O_O

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    samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    This is nightmare fuel.
    santa_bot-jpg.jpeg

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    nope Futurama Robot Santa is just funny :P

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fweeeeee I'm still getting voted!

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    ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    kime wrote: »
    Fweeeeee I'm still getting voted!

    Not by me. :winky:

    I only significantly remember you in the Blackest Night Phalla, where you were voted for every turn by my teammate causing me to lose.

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    kime wrote: »
    Fweeeeee I'm still getting voted!

    That is your punishment for voting for somebody so obviously not evil.

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