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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Poldy: Smokey and the Bandit

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Bloody dogs with their fur. I lived in a place with a golden Lab for a few months, then he used to come visiting with his owner to my new place - for years afterwards the golden hair would turn up in clothes.

    I share a house with two cats that are predominantly white.

    I don't buy black clothes anymore.

    When I go home, all my clothing gets little golden hairs all over it.

    Then we are agreed. If I can invent some sort of fur fixative spray for cats and dogs I can then make millions from people like Japan who wish to be back in black. I should also get a cut from the Black Clothes Industry

    Just get a breed that doesn't shed! I suggest a soft-coated wheaten.

    wheaton.jpg

    I like to pet my wheaten. He's so sleek and smooth...

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    Podly wrote: »
    oh man, I called with every intention of ordering a chicken ceaser wrap

    and instead I ordered buffalo wings and curly fries.

    that was dumb

    now I need a movie on instant watch that pairs with the hot wings

    eddie izzard

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Just get a breed that doesn't shed! I suggest a soft-coated wheaten.

    I did not have the luxury of selection.

    My cat was orphaned after my mother killed a rattlesnake and a feral cat (who turned out to have just had two kittens) stole the body and ran off to eat it.

    His sister and he were so young that they could not open their eyes. They were bottle fed by my grandmother, who couldn't leave the house because of the cancer.
    That story's actually entirely true. Also he's the best cat ever.

    Awww that's a neat story.

    Yeah. It's kind of sad?

    But at the same time my grandmother hated being confined to the house, and she got to literally bottle-feed two kittens instead of nothing. It made her life so much better. And he turned into the sweetest cat.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Just get a breed that doesn't shed! I suggest a soft-coated wheaten.

    I did not have the luxury of selection.

    My cat was orphaned after my mother killed a rattlesnake and a feral cat (who turned out to have just had two kittens) stole the body and ran off to eat it.

    His sister and he were so young that they could not open their eyes. They were bottle fed by my grandmother, who couldn't leave the house because of the cancer.
    That story's actually entirely true. Also he's the best cat ever.

    Awww that's a neat story.

    Yeah. It's kind of sad?

    But at the same time my grandmother hated being confined to the house, and she got to literally bottle-feed two kittens instead of nothing. It made her life so much better. And he turned into the sweetest cat.

    Why is it sad? I mean, yeah, your grandmother died of cancer, but that's what grandmothers do. They die of cancer. When you get a grandmother, you have to acknowledge that she's going to die of cancer someday. That's why they say in the fine print 'warranty does not cover cancer.'

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    oh man, I called with every intention of ordering a chicken ceaser wrap

    and instead I ordered buffalo wings and curly fries.

    that was dumb

    now I need a movie on instant watch that pairs with the hot wings

    eddie izzard

    That's all you ever watch, I swear to christ if I check xbox live ever nerds on there watching eddie izzard.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    the last hoarders had a guy with thousnads of pet rats the took over his house

    That is worse than the lady with three dead cats crushed under piles of trash.

    the scariest part was they spent two days chasing down and capturing thousands of rats. the demolished his whole kitchen, bathroom and half his walls. Then the afterward said in the coming weeks he still found 350 more that were in the walls

    That's an episode that needs a crossover with billy the exterminator.

    It needed a crossover with a can of gasoline and a match.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    oh man, I called with every intention of ordering a chicken ceaser wrap

    and instead I ordered buffalo wings and curly fries.

    that was dumb

    now I need a movie on instant watch that pairs with the hot wings

    Midnight Run

    if I watch deniro, I'm going to watch goodfellas because I haven't seen that in forever

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    FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    oh man, I called with every intention of ordering a chicken ceaser wrap

    and instead I ordered buffalo wings and curly fries.

    that was dumb

    now I need a movie on instant watch that pairs with the hot wings

    Top Gun.

    Predator

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Why is it sad? I mean, yeah, your grandmother died of cancer, but that's what grandmothers do. They die of cancer. When you get a grandmother, you have to acknowledge that she's going to die of cancer someday. That's why they say in the fine print 'warranty does not cover cancer.'

    Oh yeah, grandma died too.

    I meant more that the story involves literal kitten-orphans :P

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Podly wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    oh man, I called with every intention of ordering a chicken ceaser wrap

    and instead I ordered buffalo wings and curly fries.

    that was dumb

    now I need a movie on instant watch that pairs with the hot wings

    Midnight Run

    if I watch deniro, I'm going to watch goodfellas because I haven't seen that in forever

    Little-Fockers-2.jpg

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Why is it sad? I mean, yeah, your grandmother died of cancer, but that's what grandmothers do. They die of cancer. When you get a grandmother, you have to acknowledge that she's going to die of cancer someday. That's why they say in the fine print 'warranty does not cover cancer.'

    Oh yeah, grandma died too.

    I meant more that the story involves literal kitten-orphans :P

    Who were rescued by a kindly old lady with lots of love and a warm home!

    It's a circle of life sort of thing. Your grandmother lives on in those cats.

    And not in a bestiality way either.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    oh man, I called with every intention of ordering a chicken ceaser wrap

    and instead I ordered buffalo wings and curly fries.

    that was dumb

    now I need a movie on instant watch that pairs with the hot wings

    Top Gun.

    Predator

    already checked, it's not on instant watch

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    the last hoarders had a guy with thousnads of pet rats the took over his house

    That is worse than the lady with three dead cats crushed under piles of trash.

    the scariest part was they spent two days chasing down and capturing thousands of rats. the demolished his whole kitchen, bathroom and half his walls. Then the afterward said in the coming weeks he still found 350 more that were in the walls

    That's an episode that needs a crossover with billy the exterminator.

    It needed a crossover with a can of gasoline and a match.

    what if the rats could be trained to climb ontop of each other and form mega rat

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    PODLY

    ROBOCOP IS ON INSTANT

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Podly wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    oh man, I called with every intention of ordering a chicken ceaser wrap

    and instead I ordered buffalo wings and curly fries.

    that was dumb

    now I need a movie on instant watch that pairs with the hot wings

    Top Gun.

    Predator

    already checked, it's not on instant watch

    but predator 2 is!

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    Gooey wrote: »
    what if the rats could be trained to climb ontop of each other and form mega rat

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king_(folklore)

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Who were rescued by a kindly old lady with lots of love and a warm home!

    That is true. You win, it's a happy story :P

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I somehow feel the transcript office isn't going to accept e-mailing the request.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    PODLY

    ROBOCOP IS ON INSTANT

    Jesus cop!

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »

    Dear god, yes. Instead there's an insane amount of sexual boning everywhere.

    Even Heck, especially Heck.

    Heck is a great character, loved him. Even broke my "stealth only" rule for him.

    I like how I was all "Heck, no body count" and just forlornly looked at the ground as if I'd scolded him. Then he proceeded to kill every guard he encountered.

    :P

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    doo doo doo

    man I wish I could like have pages in Windows

    or something

    basically I wish I could download DCUO in OS X

    jacob what is up where have you disappeared to etc

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I just watched robocop a few months ago.

    Right now I'm thinking either Top Gun or Goodfellas

    I wish predator or rambo: first blood were on instant watch

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    FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Oh, so speaking of movies.

    My bros and I had an excellent cheap-beer-and-movie night the other night.

    (the original)Nightmare on Elm Street

    Scary Movie

    Raw Deal (Arnold)

    I'd never seen Nightmare or Scary Movie, so this was a real treat. After the movies, when two of us were getting to the point of too drunk for decent cinematic decisions, we watched the Charlie Murphy/Rick James episode of Chapelle's Show. Classic.

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    FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Podly wrote: »
    I just watched robocop a few months ago.

    Right now I'm thinking either Top Gun or Goodfellas

    I wish predator or rambo: first blood were on instant watch

    As someone just said, Predator2 is on there. Watch that, then watch a DVD of Predators. Predators is actually better than Predator2, but I love the entire trilogy.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Nightmare on Elm Street is so good.

    Nightmare on Elm Street II is almost unwatchable, and III is ridiculous but fun to watch.

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    Dark_SideDark_Side Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    what if the rats could be trained to climb ontop of each other and form mega rat

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king_(folklore)

    Was just about to post that.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Daxon wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »

    Dear god, yes. Instead there's an insane amount of sexual boning everywhere.

    Even Heck, especially Heck.

    Heck is a great character, loved him. Even broke my "stealth only" rule for him.

    I like how I was all "Heck, no body count" and just forlornly looked at the ground as if I'd scolded him. Then he proceeded to kill every guard he encountered.

    :P

    I like that the way you build trust with heck is by being really sarcastically making up conspiracy theories he buys up.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    I just watched robocop a few months ago.

    Right now I'm thinking either Top Gun or Goodfellas

    I wish predator or rambo: first blood were on instant watch

    As someone just said, Predator2 is on there. Watch that, then watch a DVD of Predators. Predators is actually better than Predator2, but I love the entire trilogy.

    Predator 2 gets shit on, but its a very successful sequel in my opinion. Besides without it bill paxton wouldn't have gotten killed by a predator.

    I actually look forward to dead space 2 finally capitilizing on the scary as shit scene in predator 2 with the subway.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Podly wrote: »
    I just watched robocop a few months ago.

    Right now I'm thinking either Top Gun or Goodfellas

    I wish predator or rambo: first blood were on instant watch

    You listen to bands so obscure that only you have heard of them but you watch exclusively frat boy movies.

    It is a mystery.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Podly, have you seen Black Dynamite?

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    oh shit, what about commando?

    I've never seen commando

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Podly wrote: »
    oh shit, what about commando?

    I've never seen commando

    Its so bad, but it works with your meal.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    I just watched robocop a few months ago.

    Right now I'm thinking either Top Gun or Goodfellas

    I wish predator or rambo: first blood were on instant watch

    As someone just said, Predator2 is on there. Watch that, then watch a DVD of Predators. Predators is actually better than Predator2, but I love the entire trilogy.

    Predator 2 gets shit on, but its a very successful sequel in my opinion. Besides without it bill paxton wouldn't have gotten killed by a predator.

    I actually look forward to dead space 2 finally capitilizing on the scary as shit scene in predator 2 with the subway.

    The only thing that ever annoyed me with Predator 2 was the throwaway sight gag with the Alien. Mostly because I knew it would lead to a bad place.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Podly wrote: »
    I just watched robocop a few months ago.

    Right now I'm thinking either Top Gun or Goodfellas

    I wish predator or rambo: first blood were on instant watch

    You listen to bands so obscure that only you have heard of them but you watch exclusively frat boy movies.

    It is a mystery.

    He's still got a penis donkey, occaisionally he remembers to be a man.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    commando is awesome

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    FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Podly wrote: »
    Nightmare on Elm Street is so good.

    Nightmare on Elm Street II is almost unwatchable, and III is ridiculous but fun to watch.

    I was absolutely terrified by just snippets of Nightmare1 when I was a kid. Had nightmares for years. So, recently, I've been priming myself to finally see it by watching a couple of the sequels. Saw NoES2 first, then watched Dream Warriors. I enjoyed both. But, damn, the original is great. And Heather Langenkamp was adorable.

    My buddy has the remake on DVD from NetFlix right now, and I kinda want to see it, even though I've heard pretty awful reviews of t.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    The only thing that ever annoyed me with Predator 2 was the throwaway sight gag with the Alien. Mostly because I knew it would lead to a bad place.

    Boy did it fucking ever, both AvP movies were god damn trash, but if you made the movies the fans wanted those two would be like oscar winning masterpieces by comparison.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Podly wrote: »
    I just watched robocop a few months ago.

    Right now I'm thinking either Top Gun or Goodfellas

    I wish predator or rambo: first blood were on instant watch

    You listen to bands so obscure that only you have heard of them but you watch exclusively frat boy movies.

    It is a mystery.

    I watch my fair share of the criterion collection, but I'm not maek post while I watch them.

    Also, movies and tv for me aren't usually for aesthetic or intellectual stimulation.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    I just watched robocop a few months ago.

    Right now I'm thinking either Top Gun or Goodfellas

    I wish predator or rambo: first blood were on instant watch

    As someone just said, Predator2 is on there. Watch that, then watch a DVD of Predators. Predators is actually better than Predator2, but I love the entire trilogy.

    Predator 2 gets shit on, but its a very successful sequel in my opinion. Besides without it bill paxton wouldn't have gotten killed by a predator.

    I actually look forward to dead space 2 finally capitilizing on the scary as shit scene in predator 2 with the subway.

    The only thing that ever annoyed me with Predator 2 was the throwaway sight gag with the Alien. Mostly because I knew it would lead to a bad place.

    the skull in the ship?

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