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Dogs carrying sticks thread (also [chat])

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    My friend has a bengal(his girlfriend/wife wanted one). Its a huge fucking cat.

    What's he like?

    A big cat from what I hear. I met him once for like 5 minutes. My friend more tells the story of how he had to drive across like 3 states to get him.

    Hrm.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Poodles are awesome dogs. I wish more people would get them. But then lots of people say they are two wimpy or girly for their manly self. Ugh.

    Poodles are pretty great dogs, just never give a poodle one of those terrifying "poofball joint" haircuts.

    It should be a crime.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    also its just personal preference

    if i got a dog i would want a dignified, noble animal (even if theyre a goofball, just the appearance)

    German Shepards take their jobs very seriously.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
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    ahahahaha

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Pet chat is dangerous, it makes me want to get a pet.

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    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    i finished the daiquiri will made for me

    now onto the blinker (rye, grapefruit, raspberry syrup) and then chinatown for dinner

    jesus will is wining and dining you

    i think he's aiming for a threesome

    i roll high-class, cass

    you canadians should take a lesson

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    This is a proper haircut for a poodle:

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    one more hour and then i can sleep

    my mom is so dumb shes like

    why dont you take some lorazepan?

    no mom im not going to take sleeping pills all the gosh dang time

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    one more hour and then i can sleep

    my mom is so dumb shes like

    why dont you take some lorazepan?

    no mom im not going to take sleeping pills all the gosh dang time

    well i hope you don't take them all the time

    just take them when you need to sleep

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Poodles are awesome dogs. I wish more people would get them. But then lots of people say they are two wimpy or girly for their manly self. Ugh.

    poodles are kinda bitey

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    one more hour and then i can sleep

    my mom is so dumb shes like

    why dont you take some lorazepan?

    no mom im not going to take sleeping pills all the gosh dang time

    well i hope you don't take them all the time

    just take them when you need to sleep

    that is the goal

    mom thinks i can pop them like candy

    she means well but she drives me nuts

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I do not want a pet. This [chat] is powerless against me.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Hakkekage wrote: »

    This is a great site. These are the texts I get from my mother:

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    Generally I get one, laugh, then call and ask what is going on.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Pet chat is dangerous, it makes me want to get a pet.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2011
    This is a proper haircut for a poodle:

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    yeah

    that is dignified

    a lot of standard poodles end up resembling llamas if they're cut down too much

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
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    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    While I love dogs carrying sticks, I feel the cats need some support

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    Yes

    I love Maine Coons.

    Although, damn, that's big even for a Maine Coon :shock:

    Yup. I'd like one that size - so I could take him for walks and he could beat up dogs that look at us funny

    I used to take the Maine Coin we had growing up for walks.

    By which I mean I'd give him about 20' of slack and the follow him in his wanderings with him occasionally stopping to glare at me for constantly following him around.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Poodles are awesome dogs. I wish more people would get them. But then lots of people say they are two wimpy or girly for their manly self. Ugh.

    poodles are kinda bitey

    This is true. When you play with them, unless they have been specifically trained, the mouth opens and your hand is inside. But they absolutely don't attack and bite or anything (more than any other type of dog).

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
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    I'm pretty sure you need a wildlife license for one of those.

    Feral on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    reason eight thousand nine hundred and four why living at home sucks

    choco calls, my dad snatches up the phone and is all bright and cheerful 'hello?'

    'hi, is cassie there', choco says

    my dad says in the bleakest most miserable tone 'it's for you' and walks away, clearly rejected that we had that much interaction

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Poodles are awesome dogs. I wish more people would get them. But then lots of people say they are two wimpy or girly for their manly self. Ugh.

    poodles are kinda bitey

    None of the ones I have had were. Proper socializing the key to every dog. Standard poodles and giant poodles are a lot weirder than miniatures and toys.

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    My step-sister has sugar gliders. She says they're great pets.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    reason eight thousand nine hundred and four why living at home sucks

    choco calls, my dad snatches up the phone and is all bright and cheerful 'hello?'

    'hi, is cassie there', choco says

    my dad says in the bleakest most miserable tone 'it's for you' and walks away, clearly rejected that we had that much interaction

    You guys need an apartment. Think of all the sex you'll have. You'll have all the sex.

    There won't be any left for anybody else.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    reason eight thousand nine hundred and four why living at home sucks

    choco calls, my dad snatches up the phone and is all bright and cheerful 'hello?'

    'hi, is cassie there', choco says

    my dad says in the bleakest most miserable tone 'it's for you' and walks away, clearly rejected that we had that much interaction

    You guys need an apartment. Think of all the sex you'll have. You'll have all the sex.

    There won't be any left for anybody else.

    Wouldn't that kill you, Feral?

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    After having or at least spending significant time with horses, dogs, cats, geese, reptiles, amphibians, fish, arthropods, birds, rodents (including chinchillas), and possums, cats remain my #1 favorite pet. My apartment's rules against pets (and my lack of funding to steady pay for their upkeep) is one of the few daily downers I experience. :(

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
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    Snugglebutt.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I miss my dog, I used to play super rough with him.

    He'd get really excited and bark at me and sometimes lightly nibble on my hands (he'd stop the second he realised he was closing his mouth my finger or hand, just got a bit excited).

    He was also absolutely adorable.
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    reason eight thousand nine hundred and four why living at home sucks

    choco calls, my dad snatches up the phone and is all bright and cheerful 'hello?'

    'hi, is cassie there', choco says

    my dad says in the bleakest most miserable tone 'it's for you' and walks away, clearly rejected that we had that much interaction

    Your dad is just jealous because Choco never wants to talk to him.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Cinders wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    reason eight thousand nine hundred and four why living at home sucks

    choco calls, my dad snatches up the phone and is all bright and cheerful 'hello?'

    'hi, is cassie there', choco says

    my dad says in the bleakest most miserable tone 'it's for you' and walks away, clearly rejected that we had that much interaction

    You guys need an apartment. Think of all the sex you'll have. You'll have all the sex.

    There won't be any left for anybody else.

    Wouldn't that kill you, Feral?

    I generate my own sex. My cells have amoroplasts, special vesticles for the synthesis of sex from sunlight.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    So my girlfriend left for a road trip/camping/couch surfing adventure with a friend today. I'm not really quite sure what to do with myself. First time we haven't been together for an extended period of time for months.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Daxon you have a scotty. The best fucking type of dog in the world. I am on my second one. I love him to death. My first one was cute but very much into himself. But was awesome beyond awesome. This one is like a big black teddy bear. And loves to play and walk and lay on the couch with me. I love him so much.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
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    Snugglebutt.

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    Sad torties are sad!

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    that creamsicle baby looks so content and happy

    while their fellow is like 'meh'

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
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    Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    My kitten gets all bitey when he plays with me. He also loves to bite feet and steal socks.

    But, then when he's tired it's all dawwwwwwww.

    Unfortunately, I have no pics of him nor a camera.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    chinatown

    and then

    back to the land of crack cocaine

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    SorensonSorenson Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Poodles are awesome dogs. I wish more people would get them. But then lots of people say they are two wimpy or girly for their manly self. Ugh.

    poodles are kinda bitey
    They're all over the place. One of ours was a hyperactive psychopath who knew just how to turn the charm on to get out of trouble and threw a shitfit if you so much as walked near him; the other, his older brother, is the most laid-back dog you can imagine, loooooves jumping up on stuff and settling into the most comfortable crevace your body can provide, is incredibly empathic and communicative, and is an OCD groomer.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    My kitten gets all bitey when he plays with me. He also loves to bite feet and steal socks.

    But, then when he's tired it's all dawwwwwwww.

    Unfortunately, I have no pics of him nor a camera.

    Yeah, that tortie I just posted is growing out of her bitey/rampagey phase.

    She actually accepts pets now and purrs sometimes.

    She has a deep rumbly chocolatey purr. Make her happy enough and she'll shake the walls of Jericho.

    Shake them with love.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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