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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    what if

    like

    we were all in someone else's dream

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    TrenogTrenog Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    crwth wrote: »
    what if

    like

    we were all in someone else's dream


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    Malkor wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    opium is all natural shit son

    makes you stronger

    It also makes you immune to time.
    Bama wrote: »
    Loren Michael wrote: »
    Two weeks ago, I lost the bulk of my female friends

    She really hates it when you call her that.
    FCD wrote: »
    Ahhh, Orochimaru. Or, as I like to call him, Japanese Pedophile Voldemort.
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    KaennethKaenneth Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    You know how dogs sometimes wag their tails in their sleep as they dream?

    Our existance's dog isn't wagging.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    What if you don't really love him?

    What if you're just in love with the idea of being in love?

    What if this is the biggest mistake of your life?

    What if Bruce Wayne had a green lantern ring?

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    what if we all lived in an apartment?

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The Geek wrote: »
    what if we all lived in an apartment?

    well, I do

    could do with a bigger one, I'll be honest

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    kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    What if God was one of us?
    Just a slob like one of us?

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    What if God was one of us?

    Edit: Damn. Beat.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    AHAHAHAHAHA

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    SpudgeSpudge Witty comments go next to this blue dot thingyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Man if all the Christians are getting sent to heaven this weekend

    There's gonna be a lot more houses in foreclosure

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    oh man I hope there are some christians in a condo downtown, I want the price to drop

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Spudge wrote: »
    Man if all the Christians are getting sent to heaven this weekend

    There's gonna be a lot more houses in foreclosure

    Not all of them. Just 200 million of them.

    Hope I get a new car out of this deal.

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    SpudgeSpudge Witty comments go next to this blue dot thingyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    How do they choose the 200 mil? Some sort of lottery?

    Are they gonna split up wholesome families because little brother drew the short straw?

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    TankHammer wrote: »
    Spudge wrote: »
    Man if all the Christians are getting sent to heaven this weekend

    There's gonna be a lot more houses in foreclosure

    Not all of them. Just 200 million of them.

    Hope I get a new car out of this deal.

    I thought it was only 144,000 would be saved according to revelations?

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    SpudgeSpudge Witty comments go next to this blue dot thingyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    That's what Jehovah's Witnesses think

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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Religion.

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    SpudgeSpudge Witty comments go next to this blue dot thingyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    But just like the "seven times seventy" number given in Matthew, it was probably given as a number people (at the time) could not really fathom

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also t quoth: limbo is what you are thinking of

    limbo is on the outskirts of hell and is where those who die with original sin are consigned

    also, john paul 2 made a commission that concluded that unbaptized babies would probably still go to heaven because god is not an asshole about it

    but... i said limbo

    are you correcting a mistake i did not make

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Quoth wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also t quoth: limbo is what you are thinking of

    limbo is on the outskirts of hell and is where those who die with original sin are consigned

    also, john paul 2 made a commission that concluded that unbaptized babies would probably still go to heaven because god is not an asshole about it

    but... i said limbo

    are you correcting a mistake i did not make

    Please, Quoth.

    Pip is

    different

    from the rest of us.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i am different too

    all i want to do right now is eat Tums

    i do not even have bad heartburn

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I may be drunk

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    So Pope JP2 decreed that babies stuck in limbo get to go to heaven?

    That's pretty cool of him. He really raised the bar.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Is that all babies or just ones that were born after his decree?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    he didn't do that

    he created a commission that researched the issue and concluded that since babies were not capable of free choice they would still be capable of reaching the beatific vision despite original sin, and then benedict essentially made the commission a papal bull

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    kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    he didn't do that

    he created a commission that researched the issue and concluded that since babies were not capable of free choice they would still be capable of reaching the beatific vision despite original sin, and then benedict essentially made the commission a papal bull
    Popes are full of papal bull.

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    cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    man, once you start letting those babies across the border, BAM! they're takin all the heavenly jobs.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    And it counts and is effective retroactively because God obeys the law of the Pope and vice-versa.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    he didn't do that

    he created a commission that researched the issue and concluded that since babies were not capable of free choice they would still be capable of reaching the beatific vision despite original sin, and then benedict essentially made the commission a papal bull

    Quit trying to ruin my pun.

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmGPZ9Dq4ug

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    That baby had a choice to put on that top hat.

    He chose....poorly

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    he didn't do that

    he created a commission that researched the issue and concluded that since babies were not capable of free choice they would still be capable of reaching the beatific vision despite original sin, and then benedict essentially made the commission a papal bull

    "researched"

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ-aRwEbp5I

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    he didn't do that

    he created a commission that researched the issue and concluded that since babies were not capable of free choice they would still be capable of reaching the beatific vision despite original sin, and then benedict essentially made the commission a papal bull

    "researched"

    good post

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i have finished my dead babies poem

    it is so depressing i don't even know what

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The Geek wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ-aRwEbp5I

    Yay, something good happened in this thread

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    he didn't do that

    he created a commission that researched the issue and concluded that since babies were not capable of free choice they would still be capable of reaching the beatific vision despite original sin, and then benedict essentially made the commission a papal bull

    "researched"

    good post

    well it's ridiculous

    they're not doing anything scientific or scholarly, they're editing church doctrine to match what people generally believe

    I don't care what internal justification they have for it, that's what's happening

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    i can believe that it's a point of contention for which there is no clear answer in the texts

    part of me kind of wants to read papers about it, to see what scripture is quoted and how it's interpreted

    the rest of me just wants to eat more Tums

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    You know, we have these rapture idiots in the Netherlands, too. I've seen the ads.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Scientific American breaks down the numbers behind the Rapture

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Scientific American breaks down the numbers behind the Rapture
    An "infallible, absolute proof" of Camping's assertion rests on a head-spinning numerological argument about the number of days that have elapsed since Jesus was crucified. The date of the crucifixion is itself somewhat uncertain, but Camping takes it to be April 1 in 33 AD. Come May 21, 2011, Camping says, 722,500 days will have elapsed since that occurrence. And 722,500 is (5 x 10 x 17) x (5 x 10 x 17). Those numbers are important, according to Camping, because 5 symbolizes atonement, 10 represents completeness, and 17 is for heaven.

    April 1?

    OH MAN

    This proves that the entirety of Christianity is based on a massive, global April Fools' Day prank!

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