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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    ChicoBlue wrote:
    Fyndir, let's socialize like ladies.

    Fyndir, you look fantastic today! I love how those pants make your balls look!

    Chico, not many people could pull off an avatar like... that. Seriously, it's like, totally cool that you've got the confidence to wear it.

    ThreeCubed on
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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    hey ladies

    I got a boner

    help me out with it

    stick it in a pie.

    a literal pie.

    but I am not jason biggs or 80's metal band warrant

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    hey ladies

    I got a boner

    help me out with it

    sure let me get my knives

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    I've always thought that packaging could be cool to design. I'm not a great graphic designer, really (better than a lot, but not really worthy of being called a graphic designer). Do you like it? Or is it totally BS? Or just, you know, work?

    When you get freedom to mess around with the shape of the boxes or the way content wraps around the 3D object is can be a lot of fun.

    Usually it's just work, though.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    Margarazzi wrote:
    I've always thought that packaging could be cool to design. I'm not a great graphic designer, really (better than a lot, but not really worthy of being called a graphic designer). Do you like it? Or is it totally BS? Or just, you know, work?

    When you get freedom to mess around with the shape of the boxes or the way content wraps around the 3D object is can be a lot of fun.

    Usually it's just work, though.

    Do you have micromanaging clients who make horrible design choices that you must abide? Oh man.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    hey ladies

    I got a boner

    help me out with it

    sure let me get my knives

    anti stop projecting

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    hey ladies

    I got a boner

    help me out with it

    sure let me get my knives

    anti stop projecting

    that's sheri

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    hey ladies

    I got a boner

    help me out with it

    sure let me get my knives

    anti stop projecting

    that's sheri

    wrong kinda camera

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    #pipe wrote:
    Margarazzi wrote:
    I've always thought that packaging could be cool to design. I'm not a great graphic designer, really (better than a lot, but not really worthy of being called a graphic designer). Do you like it? Or is it totally BS? Or just, you know, work?

    When you get freedom to mess around with the shape of the boxes or the way content wraps around the 3D object is can be a lot of fun.

    Usually it's just work, though.

    Do you have micromanaging clients who make horrible design choices that you must abide? Oh man.

    well yeah doesn't everyone?

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Man I wish I had more female friends to discuss sexual techniques with. Like "hey there's this thing I do that dudes seem to like but it gets painful if you do it too many nights in a row. Any suggestions?"

    But, by some strange turn, all of my female friends are either virgins or super uncomfortable talking about that stuff.

    And the internet dating thread kind of always turns that way and I feel guilty later when I'm the cause of that.

    "You're doing it now, Marg!" Oh, shit!

    ThreeCubed on
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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    Margarazzi wrote:
    #pipe wrote:
    Margarazzi wrote:
    I've always thought that packaging could be cool to design. I'm not a great graphic designer, really (better than a lot, but not really worthy of being called a graphic designer). Do you like it? Or is it totally BS? Or just, you know, work?

    When you get freedom to mess around with the shape of the boxes or the way content wraps around the 3D object is can be a lot of fun.

    Usually it's just work, though.

    Do you have micromanaging clients who make horrible design choices that you must abide? Oh man.

    well yeah doesn't everyone?

    Sho nuff.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    marg I will set you up with some of my slutty friends

    you can talk about errything

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Man I wish I had more female friends to discuss sexual techniques with. Like "hey there's this thing I do that dudes seem to like but it gets painful if you do it too many nights in a row. Any suggestions?"

    But, by some strange turn, all of my female friends are either virgins or super uncomfortable talking about that stuff.

    And the internet dating thread kind of always turns that way and I feel guilty later when I'm the cause of that.

    "You're doing it now, Marg!" Oh, shit!

    yes, me, explain. yes.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Man I wish I had more female friends to discuss sexual techniques with. Like "hey there's this thing I do that dudes seem to like but it gets painful if you do it too many nights in a row. Any suggestions?"

    But, by some strange turn, all of my female friends are either virgins or super uncomfortable talking about that stuff.

    And the internet dating thread kind of always turns that way and I feel guilty later when I'm the cause of that.

    "You're doing it now, Marg!" Oh, shit!

    remember, alka seltzer in your mouth improves oral sex for the dude
    i love American Gods

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Man I wish I had more female friends to discuss sexual techniques with. Like "hey there's this thing I do that dudes seem to like but it gets painful if you do it too many nights in a row. Any suggestions?"

    But, by some strange turn, all of my female friends are either virgins or super uncomfortable talking about that stuff.

    And the internet dating thread kind of always turns that way and I feel guilty later when I'm the cause of that.

    "You're doing it now, Marg!" Oh, shit!

    remember, alka seltzer in your mouth improves oral sex for the dude
    i love American Gods

    I did not-- are you serious? I'm thinking not, since this seems like a quote or joke from a show or book of some sort.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Specifically BJ techniques. Like, how creepy is it to talk to a guy before you even get into anything about what he likes/doesn't like. Should that be a post first-time conversation? should ever be a *real* conversation or is talking about this stuff sort of like kissing with your eyes open (read: kinda weird)

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Bite, baby.

    Bite hard.

    You like Harry Potter?

    Well, I want my cock to be known as Nearly Headless Dick after you're done.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Specifically BJ techniques. Like, how creepy is it to talk to a guy before you even get into anything about what he likes/doesn't like. Should that be a post first-time conversation? should ever be a *real* conversation or is talking about this stuff sort of like kissing with your eyes open (read: kinda weird)

    don't talk about it before, just start right up and ask after a couple minutes.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Specifically BJ techniques. Like, how creepy is it to talk to a guy before you even get into anything about what he likes/doesn't like. Should that be a post first-time conversation? should ever be a *real* conversation or is talking about this stuff sort of like kissing with your eyes open (read: kinda weird)

    It's obviously not the same for everyone, but personally my favorite time to give/receive sexy tips with a lady friend is right as things start getting initiated. That way, we're both clearly in the mood, we've got the green light, and we can try the stuff out right away. Plus, I don't really like talking about sexytimes stuff if sexytimes aren't imminent. Not that I'm adverse or shy, it just doesn't really interest me unless it can be put to use right away.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote:
    Bite, baby.

    Bite hard.

    You like Harry Potter?

    Well, I want my cock to be known as Nearly Headless Dick after you're done.

    I'll tell him Chico says hi. I'll make sure to forward all gratitude from my future hook ups.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    kissing with your eyes open is not weird. it CAN be weird, as can too much of everything

    but I think that it can be done in a very riveting way

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    I wish I was hairier

    I mean, I'm kind of hairy

    but body hair is awesome
    we could trade

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    personally I like giving a post-banging critique

    strengths.

    weaknesses.

    D-

    See me after class.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Houk wrote:
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Specifically BJ techniques. Like, how creepy is it to talk to a guy before you even get into anything about what he likes/doesn't like. Should that be a post first-time conversation? should ever be a *real* conversation or is talking about this stuff sort of like kissing with your eyes open (read: kinda weird)

    It's obviously not the same for everyone, but personally my favorite time to give/receive sexy tips with a lady friend is right as things start getting initiated. That way, we're both clearly in the mood, we've got the green light, and we can try the stuff out right away. Plus, I don't really like talking about sexytimes stuff if sexytimes aren't imminent. Not that I'm adverse or shy, it just doesn't really interest me unless it can be put to use right away.

    I sometimes find a couple of days build up is kind of exciting.

    I hate it, though, when it's discussed for days leading you to think that it's verbal foreplay for imminent sex times in the near future.

    And it turns out it was all just philosophizing. Guys can be such a tease.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Man I wish I had more female friends to discuss sexual techniques with. Like "hey there's this thing I do that dudes seem to like but it gets painful if you do it too many nights in a row. Any suggestions?"

    But, by some strange turn, all of my female friends are either virgins or super uncomfortable talking about that stuff.

    And the internet dating thread kind of always turns that way and I feel guilty later when I'm the cause of that.

    "You're doing it now, Marg!" Oh, shit!

    remember, alka seltzer in your mouth improves oral sex for the dude
    i love American Gods

    I did not-- are you serious? I'm thinking not, since this seems like a quote or joke from a show or book of some sort.

    in American Gods, there was a section with two teenage girls on a bus talking to each other, one of whom tried to seem knowledgeable about the world and sex. she was telling her buddy sex advice she got from the internet, that was one of the "facts"

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    KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Code fondler Helping the 1% get richerRegistered User regular
    personally I like giving a post-banging critique

    strengths.

    weaknesses.

    D-

    See me after class.

    You really need to have them fill out your Post-Coital Quality Control Survey. Make sure it's on a Likert scale so you can do a logistical regression and pick up any trends.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    personally I like giving a post-banging critique

    strengths.

    weaknesses.

    D-

    See me after class.

    You really need to have them fill out your Post-Coital Quality Control Survey. Make sure it's on a Likert scale so you can do a logistical regression and pick up any trends.

    what are these words

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    personally I like giving a post-banging critique

    strengths.

    weaknesses.

    D-

    See me after class.

    yeah, I've been told by all the guys I've hooked up with that I'm pretty ace at the b'jays. But then a friend pointed out that a guy wasn't likely to criticize because that might lead to no further b'jays because of hurt feelings. So I'm still in the dark as to whether or not whatever I just did was actually all that effective.

    Then again, I just totally let someone kiss me horribly without offering any helpful hints on improving his apparent attempts to swallow my jaw, so I'm being hypocritical.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    personally I like giving a post-banging critique

    strengths.

    weaknesses.

    D-

    See me after class.

    You really need to have them fill out your Post-Coital Quality Control Survey. Make sure it's on a Likert scale so you can do a logistical regression and pick up any trends.

    what are these words

    OMG just let me nap for a few minutes, I can't process this!

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    personally I like giving a post-banging critique

    strengths.

    weaknesses.

    D-

    See me after class.

    yeah, I've been told by all the guys I've hooked up with that I'm pretty ace at the b'jays. But then a friend pointed out that a guy wasn't likely to criticize because that might lead to no further b'jays because of hurt feelings. So I'm still in the dark as to whether or not whatever I just did was actually all that effective.

    Then again, I just totally let someone kiss me horribly without offering any helpful hints on improving his apparent attempts to swallow my jaw, so I'm being hypocritical.

    I will totally tell you if a bj ain't good

    control yo damn teeth woman

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    KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Code fondler Helping the 1% get richerRegistered User regular
    personally I like giving a post-banging critique

    strengths.

    weaknesses.

    D-

    See me after class.

    You really need to have them fill out your Post-Coital Quality Control Survey. Make sure it's on a Likert scale so you can do a logistical regression and pick up any trends.

    what are these words

    This is a Likert question.

    TLB totally satisfied me in the sack:
    1. Strongly disagree
    2. Disagree
    3. Neither agree nor disagree
    4. Agree
    5. Strongly agree

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    I am not the biggest fan of BJs. I like them if the girl likes them

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    also a bad bj makes me need to pee

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    also a bad bj makes me need to pee

    Do you show your displeasure with the BJ quality by just going for it?

    "Stay right there, sweetheart, got a surprise for you."

    Fyndir on
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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    personally I like giving a post-banging critique

    strengths.

    weaknesses.

    D-

    See me after class.

    yeah, I've been told by all the guys I've hooked up with that I'm pretty ace at the b'jays. But then a friend pointed out that a guy wasn't likely to criticize because that might lead to no further b'jays because of hurt feelings. So I'm still in the dark as to whether or not whatever I just did was actually all that effective.

    Then again, I just totally let someone kiss me horribly without offering any helpful hints on improving his apparent attempts to swallow my jaw, so I'm being hypocritical.

    I will totally tell you if a bj ain't good

    control yo damn teeth woman

    Yeah, that's harder than you imagine. That's like the #1 on my mind the whole time, to the point I usually end up with sore lips for days afterward.

    Then again there are guys who like that sort of thing (but I'm smart enough not to go cheese grater on them unless the specifically, very clearly ask)

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    also a bad bj makes me need to pee

    I-- wow. That's, well I guess I can see that.

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    SliderSlider Registered User regular
    Why are most blowjobs slightly uncomfortable?

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote:
    also a bad bj makes me need to pee

    Do you show your displeasure with the BJ quality by just going for it?

    "Stay right there, sweetheart, got a surprise for you."

    I was going to go there but decided not to. I'm glad someone else did.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Futore wrote:
    I am not the biggest fan of BJs. I like them if the girl likes them

    wh--

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Futore wrote:
    I am not the biggest fan of BJs. I like them if the girl likes them

    I'm okay with giving oral to a woman, but not the other way around. Just not my thing

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