where a young couple can get drunk enough to fuck under the shadow of my monument
For my Dad's eulogy someone said, The only way he would have been satisfied is if he himself could have performed this eulogy.
Everyone had a good laugh, it was probably the best part of him dying
I was at a wedding and the Dad gave a speech that was, and I quote:
"Thanks for coming. <Insert Grooms Name Here>, I knew <Insert His Daughter's Name Here> first and I loved her first. Go fuck yourself and enjoy the free booze."
I've never heard a group of people laughing harder.
My first computer was a Macintosh and having it probably changed the course of my life. I don't even use Apple products anymore and I feel all reflective.
Spielberg had an all-too-rare moment of clarity: “I realized that what I had done was I had robbed the people who loved E.T. of their memories of E.T. And I regretted that.” By way of penance—and reinforced by informal audience poll—Spielberg promised that the upcoming Blu-ray release of E.T. would have only the original, untouched, guns-and-penises version.
I didn't even realize Jobs was dead until I decided to check out SE++ instead of staying on my bookmarks page.
And even then I almost didn't believe it until I clicked that article.
Holy shit.
I may have poked fun at him a lot for some of the stuff he said, but it sucks that a really smart guy like him is gone. The tech industry will be all the worse for it.
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still sad though
You might get your chance, it happens in triples remember.
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No it doesn't
People just like pointing and shouting about how it does whenever it does happen, though.
I was at a wedding and the Dad gave a speech that was, and I quote:
"Thanks for coming. <Insert Grooms Name Here>, I knew <Insert His Daughter's Name Here> first and I loved her first. Go fuck yourself and enjoy the free booze."
I've never heard a group of people laughing harder.
do we like Spielberg
are you kidding
I can't imagine what his wife and kids are going through
...
I had to look it up but he just stepped down Aug 24. So . . . not even a month and a half.
about 8.3 billion dollars
nope on this
I will kill two other medium defining billionaires to make you eat those words for being a goose.
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did you not hear that he apologized about that?
Steven Spielberg sorry he made all those changes to E.T.
well, this didn't help
Classy move on his part.
Lucas still sucks, right?
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he really did work right up till he couldn't
I don't get this sentiment at all. Is there some miracle cure that was discovered this year? How old is old enough to die?
Oh yeah, ever since his neck started getting disproportionately fat.
it is a young age to die when the normal lifespan is more around 70-80?
Like 90 or 100
And even then I almost didn't believe it until I clicked that article.
Holy shit.
I may have poked fun at him a lot for some of the stuff he said, but it sucks that a really smart guy like him is gone. The tech industry will be all the worse for it.
I'm basing that on an average life expectancy of 75+ years?
I now lots of people who lost younger dads
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.