One of the best Christmas gifts I ever got was when I was dirt fucking poor in college. My supervisor at work drew my name for secret Santa. He took the "secret" right out of that shit by picking me up from my dorm and taking me to the grocery store. It was stupidly touching.
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nevilleThe Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered Userregular
Neville tell your body to quit being abused by microorganisms several trillion times smaller than it.
If only.
I missed 4 days this week, but going to work tomorrow no matter what.
I sound like I'm coughing up multiple lungs, but I'll do it.
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Caulk Bite 6One of the multitude of Dans infesting this placeRegistered Userregular
Neville tell your body to quit being abused by microorganisms several trillion times smaller than it.
If only.
I missed 4 days this week, but going to work tomorrow no matter what.
I sound like I'm coughing up multiple lungs, but I'll do it.
List is up to date as of now.
because one year i got like a halo 3 cap and a rubber ball and i still to this day do not know who sent me that and i'd much much rather have a 100 dollar bill
i dont think that would ruin anyone's christmas, really
it's a free hundo
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Caulk Bite 6One of the multitude of Dans infesting this placeRegistered Userregular
How crass would it be for me to just send my Satan a ripped open and hastily taped up envelope?
Slightly less crass than me laughing as you get banned for being a shitty person and ruining someone's Christmas.
Stupid questions: :arrow:
wait so what constitutes a gift then, because i thought you only got banned if you sent nothing
Was referring to what might eventually make it to the satanee's house in the event of just sending a $100 bill in a an envelope. Sorry I wasn't more clear.
oh i didnt even read the fixed quote because i was too busy 'playing' halo
i put playing in quotation marks because it seems to be the mission of 90% of the people who play that game to make their opponents have zero fun whatsoever
oh man grifball spawn camping and literally not scoring even though you have complete control of the game just so you can rack up meaningless kills! YOU SURE ARE MAKING THIS FUN FOR ME
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
Double-checked my sign up email and resent it.
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TonkkaSome one in the club tonightHas stolen my ideas.Registered Userregular
oh i didnt even read the fixed quote because i was too busy 'playing' halo
i put playing in quotation marks because it seems to be the mission of 90% of the people who play that game to make their opponents have zero fun whatsoever
oh man grifball spawn camping and literally not scoring even though you have complete control of the game just so you can rack up meaningless kills! YOU SURE ARE MAKING THIS FUN FOR ME
Caulk Bite 6One of the multitude of Dans infesting this placeRegistered Userregular
I never got into halo much. I think I finished the first game, skipped the second and got lost ten minutes into the third (not talking about the story).
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
Either you're going to get some cool stuff or some baby stuff. Maybe even some combination of both. You know what you'll not get? Stuff for Mori. Nay, nay....you sign up and it's all about Rachel Time.
Neville tell your body to quit being abused by microorganisms several trillion times smaller than it.
If only.
I missed 4 days this week, but going to work tomorrow no matter what.
I sound like I'm coughing up multiple lungs, but I'll do it.
List is up to date as of now.
Alright, time for a Satan's post that goes above and beyond the wishlist that is located in my sig.
Dear Satan,
Thanks for being awesome and signing up to do this. I'll let you know right now I'll appreciate the hell out of anything that you send my way. If you're looking for suggestions and don't know where to start, I'll direct you to the wishlist located in my signature. I think it's up to between 3-4 pages at the moment. Most of the things on there are, in my opinion, awesome. So go nuts, if you'd like.
Other things that would be great? If you're crafty or artsy, anything handmade is fantastic. Got a particular local thing that you want to share with the world? Send it on over. In the kitchen with your shoes off and think sending food is a good idea? Then get on that!
Some things about me: I write for a living, I own a 360 and a computer than can handle most things (I don't game much on it though), 360 games that I dig: Assasin's Creed and Mass Effect are my favorite series, but I have those, I smoke a pipe from time to time, I'm a big fan of most forms of whiskey and am always looking to try new stuff, I travel when I can, I play blues harmonica and would like to learn guitar, uhhhh...Oh..sizing on shirts and hoodies and such: I'm a bit of an odd duck in so much as that I'm rather broad in the shoulders and chest. XL will usually do it, but some cuts run small, I'm big into cooking so that's a fun thing as well.
If you've got to ask for some help, go ahead and ask CrackedLens, Usagi and Stale...they'll likely be best able to point you in the right direction.
I noted that NSFW was not ok. Look, if it's great...go for it. But butt plugs I'm just full up on and don't need more of.
Also, please be sure to require a signature and add tracking to whatever you ship. Once in awhile things sent to my apartment end up in the hands of others and that kinda sucks.
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My very first Secret Satans was a check for some amount of money I forget.
If only.
I missed 4 days this week, but going to work tomorrow no matter what.
I sound like I'm coughing up multiple lungs, but I'll do it.
List is up to date as of now.
Slightly less crass than me laughing as you get banned for being a shitty person and ruining someone's Christmas.
Stupid questions: :arrow:
Excellent! You are the best.
wait so what constitutes a gift then, because i thought you only got banned if you sent nothing
i dont think that would ruin anyone's christmas, really
it's a free hundo
Was referring to what might eventually make it to the satanee's house in the event of just sending a $100 bill in a an envelope. Sorry I wasn't more clear.
i put playing in quotation marks because it seems to be the mission of 90% of the people who play that game to make their opponents have zero fun whatsoever
oh man grifball spawn camping and literally not scoring even though you have complete control of the game just so you can rack up meaningless kills! YOU SURE ARE MAKING THIS FUN FOR ME
Does Rocket Race still exist?
If it does I will play.
This link really annoys me.
Firstly The Doctor never wear's his jacket closed.
Secondly you never do up the bottom button of a jacket.
Satans..... hints.....
Satans..... hints.....
make it about Keith.
Satans..... hints.....
dr who slots in right between battlestar galactica and fringe for sci fi shows that it really seemed like I should care about, but don't
now I'm not going to sign your tattoo
Satans..... hints.....
Just alright.
It has the production values of Power Rangers. But the writing is decent most of the time.
Whoa... I wasn't aware it would be THAT bad. I mean, hell, some people might think that would be a pretty awesome gift.
Learn something new everyday I suppose.
E: Oh, uh, things happened to my creation there. Nothing to see here, move along!!
All of your wishlists are ace, by the way.
But I'll help Mori with whatever he decides to send to his Satan!
REALLY, RACHEL
just... ever
you should sign up because whoever gets you will basically send you baby stuff if they know ANYTHING AT ALL about what's IN YOUR NEAR FUTURE
and nothing is better than free baby stuff
cuz seriously that stuff can be pricey
And yes, it can!
Well, I still have a little while in which to sign up!
Sign up.
Either you're going to get some cool stuff or some baby stuff. Maybe even some combination of both. You know what you'll not get? Stuff for Mori. Nay, nay....you sign up and it's all about Rachel Time.
Also Marg just buy me stuff 'kay
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Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
Is lube okay? I'm buying you lube. Hope you put NSFW OK cause that's what you're getting.
Thanks for being awesome and signing up to do this. I'll let you know right now I'll appreciate the hell out of anything that you send my way. If you're looking for suggestions and don't know where to start, I'll direct you to the wishlist located in my signature. I think it's up to between 3-4 pages at the moment. Most of the things on there are, in my opinion, awesome. So go nuts, if you'd like.
Other things that would be great? If you're crafty or artsy, anything handmade is fantastic. Got a particular local thing that you want to share with the world? Send it on over. In the kitchen with your shoes off and think sending food is a good idea? Then get on that!
Some things about me: I write for a living, I own a 360 and a computer than can handle most things (I don't game much on it though), 360 games that I dig: Assasin's Creed and Mass Effect are my favorite series, but I have those, I smoke a pipe from time to time, I'm a big fan of most forms of whiskey and am always looking to try new stuff, I travel when I can, I play blues harmonica and would like to learn guitar, uhhhh...Oh..sizing on shirts and hoodies and such: I'm a bit of an odd duck in so much as that I'm rather broad in the shoulders and chest. XL will usually do it, but some cuts run small, I'm big into cooking so that's a fun thing as well.
If you've got to ask for some help, go ahead and ask CrackedLens, Usagi and Stale...they'll likely be best able to point you in the right direction.
I noted that NSFW was not ok. Look, if it's great...go for it. But butt plugs I'm just full up on and don't need more of.
Also, please be sure to require a signature and add tracking to whatever you ship. Once in awhile things sent to my apartment end up in the hands of others and that kinda sucks.
Thanks again!
Gonna send you a present from your wishlist definitely at some point, even if you ain't my Satanee
Steam
Sounds like you don't need more, just bigger