The Declaration of Independence isn't our founding document, you ignorant jackass.
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FencingsaxIt is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understandingGNU Terry PratchettRegistered Userregular
Question: Why are people frightened of us fundies?
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Seriously, when we did just start accepting the whole Jesus has his dick in the government BS that these people throw around? Hell, how long until we get the pubs actually trying to remove the whole Separation thing from the Constitution cause 'the Founding Fathers totally didn't mean Christianity'.
Why are we here so great, when America is so shitty?
Santorum may be a religious wackjob, but he at least actually believes in it. Gingrich just doesn't give a shit.
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Seriously, when we did just start accepting the whole Jesus has his dick in the government BS that these people throw around? Hell, how long until we get the pubs actually trying to remove the whole Separation thing from the Constitution cause 'the Founding Fathers totally didn't mean Christianity'.
We haven't. They are just crazy.
Santorum just mentioned a filmmaker no one has ever heard of.
Ron Paul, once again the death metal band at the polka festival, plays another song the audience really doesn't want to hear.
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Well I meant, as a country. Even (most) Democrats feel the need to throw how out some love to God once in awhile. I'm fairly sure religious belief is damn near a requirement to be in Office which defeats the entire point! Ugh!
The Declaration of Independence isn't our founding document, you ignorant jackass.
What's our founding document? Articles of Confederation?
The Constitution, since it actually founded the American government that still exists today.
The same Constitution that forbids religious tests as a condition for holding government office, and constructs a wall of separation between church and state.
Cain: religious people need to stop being so subtle about their beliefs.
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A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
Seriously, when we did just start accepting the whole Jesus has his dick in the government BS that these people throw around? Hell, how long until we get the pubs actually trying to remove the whole Separation thing from the Constitution cause 'the Founding Fathers totally didn't mean Christianity'.
They're not going to remove Separation from the Constitution. They're all putting on a show for the cameras.
These candidates would nail Jesus to the Cross if it got them elected President.
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Well I meant, as a country. Even (most) Democrats feel the need to throw how out some love to God once in awhile. I'm fairly sure religious belief is damn near a requirement to be in Officer which defeats the entire point! Ugh!
As a Christian who is pretty much a Fundie, I want my religion as far away as possible from politics.
A wise man once said, "Mixing religion and politics is like mixing ice cream with manure. It doesn't do much to the manure, but it sure messes up the ice cream."
The big issue I have with it is, if people think of the US as a "Christian Nation" (which is a load of poo) every time the govt. goes out and does something stupid in another country, it makes Christianity look bad. For example: the Iraq and Afghan wars being called a "Crusade."
Of course, too many Christians forget about everything Jesus said in the Sermon on the Mount.
So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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My name is Frank Luntz, and I believe that correlation equals causation.
"Why do those miserable, horrible liberals attack us loving, happy, Christians?"
Fun bonus question for Herman Cain: If religious faith is positive correlated with happiness, health, and public service, why should mosques be banned?
Man, when you start a religion by nailing some poor Jewish dude to a cross, you really set yourself up for a martyr complex.
Yeah but most of the founding fathers were deists.
Wait seriously, he's blaming the FRENCH REVOLUTION?!?
A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
"If you're a pastor, you need to be in the pulpit every sunday"
Rick Perry, taking the hard stand.
A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
The fundie description of "not being afraid" of saying your own values seems to mean "telling everyone all about random shit you believe"
Ron Paul: Dude, freedom of choice means you have to allow things you DON'T like too.
Of course then it turns it into a screed against welfare and unemployment benefits.
A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
Rick Perry prayed for rain at two public rallies in Texas. The rain never came.
I wish the moderator would call him out on that.
"Governor Perry, the gods have not answered your prayers. Have you done something to anger the gods?"
"Governor Perry, do you think that since your Christian God has failed to provide rain for your people, you should revive the time-honored religious tradition of sacrificing the still-beating heart of a prisoner to the dread god Quetzalcoatl?"
"As long as I can kill me some prisoners, I'm all for it."
So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
Bachmann: churches should say whatever they want about politics.
Because American Exceptionalism.
Because the ten commandments
Because Blackstone
Because that bad Lyndon Johnson
OH CHRIST SO MUCH CRAZY
A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
Rick Perry prayed for rain at two public rallies in Texas. The rain never came.
I wish the moderator would call him out on that.
"Governor Perry, the gods have not answered your prayers. Have you done something to anger the gods?"
"Governor Perry, do you think that since your Christian God has failed to provide rain for your people, you should revive the time-honored religious tradition of sacrificing the still-beating heart of a prisoner to the dread god Quetzalcoatl?"
"As long as I can kill me some prisoners, I'm all for it."
Well, yeah. Clearly they're angry at him for insufficient blood sacrifice.
C'mon moderator, start asking them about Islam. It'll be... Well, maybe not funny, but even more creepy.
So basically if a pastor says something liberal they're being intimidated, all pastors REALLY want to talk about are speeches from the 1850s.
Wait, is Cain about to say 9-9-9?
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Santorum may be a religious wackjob, but he at least actually believes in it. Gingrich just doesn't give a shit.
We haven't. They are just crazy.
Santorum just mentioned a filmmaker no one has ever heard of.
What's our founding document? Articles of Confederation?
I mean the audience for this begs them to basically pray in each answer. So. That helps some.
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The Constitution, since it actually founded the American government that still exists today.
The same Constitution that forbids religious tests as a condition for holding government office, and constructs a wall of separation between church and state.
Cain: religious people need to stop being so subtle about their beliefs.
They're not going to remove Separation from the Constitution. They're all putting on a show for the cameras.
These candidates would nail Jesus to the Cross if it got them elected President.
Cain just called out the PC police
A wise man once said, "Mixing religion and politics is like mixing ice cream with manure. It doesn't do much to the manure, but it sure messes up the ice cream."
The big issue I have with it is, if people think of the US as a "Christian Nation" (which is a load of poo) every time the govt. goes out and does something stupid in another country, it makes Christianity look bad. For example: the Iraq and Afghan wars being called a "Crusade."
Of course, too many Christians forget about everything Jesus said in the Sermon on the Mount.
10 bucks no one says ignorance is bliss.
"Why do those miserable, horrible liberals attack us loving, happy, Christians?"
Fun bonus question for Herman Cain: If religious faith is positive correlated with happiness, health, and public service, why should mosques be banned?
Man, when you start a religion by nailing some poor Jewish dude to a cross, you really set yourself up for a martyr complex.
Wait seriously, he's blaming the FRENCH REVOLUTION?!?
Rick Perry, taking the hard stand.
But, you know, facts.
I wish the moderator would call him out on that.
"Governor Perry, the gods have not answered your prayers. Have you done something to anger the gods?"
I are confused.
Ron Paul: Dude, freedom of choice means you have to allow things you DON'T like too.
Of course then it turns it into a screed against welfare and unemployment benefits.
Isn't this proof that God hates Rick Perry and/or Texas?
Or, technically God knows that suffering is good for both Rick Perry and/or Texas.
"Governor Perry, do you think that since your Christian God has failed to provide rain for your people, you should revive the time-honored religious tradition of sacrificing the still-beating heart of a prisoner to the dread god Quetzalcoatl?"
"As long as I can kill me some prisoners, I'm all for it."
Because American Exceptionalism.
Because the ten commandments
Because Blackstone
Because that bad Lyndon Johnson
OH CHRIST SO MUCH CRAZY
Well, yeah. Clearly they're angry at him for insufficient blood sacrifice.
o_O
Well, there is that study showing that athiests and agnostics generally know more about the bible than religious people do.
So basically if a pastor says something liberal they're being intimidated, all pastors REALLY want to talk about are speeches from the 1850s.
Wait, is Cain about to say 9-9-9?