i can just picture guy fiore at a minor league hockey game wearing a team jersey, metallic-blue-lens sunglasses hanging from the collar, eating cheese fries, drinking a shitty 7 dollar bud light in a clear plastic cup
he spills it on the girl in front of him
the mom tells him to please be careful, he drives home drunk thinking she was a harpy of a bitch
I like the show DDD only because it's so decadent and half the time it shows off southern cooking. If I have the TV on it's usually to the food network or the discovery channel. Which means Gui Fieri is taking up roughly 50% of my TV real estate.
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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Guy Fieri is the kind of dude for whom no buffalo wing is spicy enough. He will sacrifice any trace of flavor just to prove how awesome he is in his never ending quest to make up for his inadequate penis with every increase in scoville heat units.
Looked at a list of DDD episodes on Wikipedia. Saw a restaurant I've been to (Metro 29). Now I feel the urge to kill myself to remove the taint of Guy Fieri.
Ugh. Well. First draft of my progress report (please please please let me graduate already edition) sent off to my mentor and one of my committee members.
Bleeeeeeeeh
blerg
Well. I don't know. I think I'm too tired to be properly pessimistic.
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Looked at a list of DDD episodes on Wikipedia. Saw a restaurant I've been to (Metro 29). Now I feel the urge to kill myself to remove the taint of Guy Fieri.
I make it a point to not let idiots ruin things I like
man, I poured myself a mighty large glass of chartreuse
all i can taste is the anise
I get more fennel than anise. Honestly, there is so much going on that it's a completely abstract flavor. In the same way that cola has notes of brown sugar and vanilla and caramel, it really tastes like coke. Chartreuse tastes LIKE a lot of things, but it really tastes more like chartreuse than anything it might resemble.
Looked at a list of DDD episodes on Wikipedia. Saw a restaurant I've been to (Metro 29). Now I feel the urge to kill myself to remove the taint of Guy Fieri.
I make it a point to not let idiots ruin things I like
Unless you thought the place sucked
I mean, it was a diner I went to once because I was there and needed food.
Far better is Abay Market, featured on Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations.
Ugh. Well. First draft of my progress report (please please please let me graduate already edition) sent off to my mentor and one of my committee members.
Bleeeeeeeeh
blerg
Well. I don't know. I think I'm too tired to be properly pessimistic.
Good luck. Shit sucks going through.
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
guy fieri sits on a toilet of brushed steel as painfully spicy feces burns its way out of him in molten rivulets, and he tries to say "hell yeah," but he cannot, because the sobs destroy his words
guy fieri is the guy who walks into a party with a bottle of goose in one hand- the biddies will sup from his cup this night- and screams, lacking any traces of irony, WHAT'S UP, BITCHES
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guy fieri sits on a toilet of brushed steel as painfully spicy feces burns its way out of him in molten rivulets, and he tries to say "hell yeah," but he cannot, because the sobs destroy his words
guy fieri sits on a toilet of brushed steel as painfully spicy feces burns its way out of him in molten rivulets, and he tries to say "hell yeah," but he cannot, because the sobs destroy his words
tomorrow he will make the wings even hotter
He has contacted a psychic. If he can get in contact with the spirit of the ghost pepper, would he make a spicier chili?
at the very least, he does a decent a job of acting like a genuinely excited, cool guy on TV who just likes food and people
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I actually made bhut jolokia bitters.
Because our most popular cocktail features our house made jalepeño infused orange liqueur. And some assholes are like "oh man it's so good could you make it spicier?" Usually using half an ounce more is more than enough for them.
But one day -- one day, some douche will say it still isn't hot enough.
And I will make a drink for him.
And it will be a drink.
But it will probably also be considered assault in new york.
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he spills it on the girl in front of him
the mom tells him to please be careful, he drives home drunk thinking she was a harpy of a bitch
me
he's really rude
i know you canadians are the fighting types
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Not who, but what... it's his dick. He beats it like it owes him money.
tells the girl her pussy was too loose and he didn't want to fuck that shit anyways so he just hit it and quit it, bitch
i hope someone drops a plate glass window on his head
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
all i can taste is the anise
his appearance almost seems contrived to be absolutely repulsive; he's not endearing in any way
i know
it's like he can't possibly be real because everything about him is like an awful cartoon
Bleeeeeeeeh
blerg
Well. I don't know. I think I'm too tired to be properly pessimistic.
I make it a point to not let idiots ruin things I like
Unless you thought the place sucked
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and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
I get more fennel than anise. Honestly, there is so much going on that it's a completely abstract flavor. In the same way that cola has notes of brown sugar and vanilla and caramel, it really tastes like coke. Chartreuse tastes LIKE a lot of things, but it really tastes more like chartreuse than anything it might resemble.
I mean, it was a diner I went to once because I was there and needed food.
Far better is Abay Market, featured on Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations.
Good luck. Shit sucks going through.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
i think he's hot
his shirt indicates that
i want to have his brokids
Not that he's having sex that night. Guy Fieri has a closet full of extra large condoms.
Would that I were a mod for one night only and you receive the full wrath of my
fieri
tomorrow he will make the wings even hotter
This was a pretty great mental image
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and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
He has contacted a psychic. If he can get in contact with the spirit of the ghost pepper, would he make a spicier chili?
Shhh, shhhh it'll be alright, baby. Just go with it.
especially for a guy who looks the way he does
at the very least, he does a decent a job of acting like a genuinely excited, cool guy on TV who just likes food and people
Because our most popular cocktail features our house made jalepeño infused orange liqueur. And some assholes are like "oh man it's so good could you make it spicier?" Usually using half an ounce more is more than enough for them.
But one day -- one day, some douche will say it still isn't hot enough.
And I will make a drink for him.
And it will be a drink.
But it will probably also be considered assault in new york.
Sometimes I forget how young you are, nerd.
i bet you'd like him as the frontman of a terrible videogame band
the brotomen
I still believe in people, pods
ironically, this was my favorite album when i was your age: