Today is the day I learn to ride a horse. Or the day I fall off and decide horses can take care of themselves, thank you very much.
Horses are the fucking worst, and riding them is thoroughly unpleasant.
This Full English breakfast will fortify me.
The full French breakfast would fortify you better.
Especially if you made it with horse.
I've been told the likelihood of very sore balls is high. Any other warnings?
They are mean, hateful, stupid, ridiculously strong creatures that are scared of everything, and likely as not to accidentally murder you while trying to escape from a chipmunk.
Something tells me that my last reply to Goumindong has a gaping flaw in it, but my sleep-deprived brain isn't seeing it. Hmmm. I suppose Goum'll point it out.
Guys, I will be in Birmingham 17 March with some friends who have set their hearts on meeting there. Anyway, we shall be eating or boozing if you care to join us. Not quite sure of any more details as yet
Also my brain reads his nickname as 国民党 every time, without fail. Heh.
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
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@Bogart Than is basically telling the truth about horses. Treat them as you would an incredibly strong retarded child. ...That you were riding around on for some reason.
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people seem to do pretty good with horses on the whole
Horses are pretty nice, I used to ride very week from when I was 8 until I was 16.
I never once got sore balls. I did fall on my head a couple of times and got some blue toes after being stepped on and I guess maybe your like inside thigh muscles might hurt a bit. Maybe your like ass bones (I'm assuming that is what they are called) might be a bit bruised as well.
But for the most you don't get injured. Just try not to piss the horse off.
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@Bogart Than is basically telling the truth about horses. Treat them as you would an incredibly strong retarded child. ...That you were riding around on for some reason.
I lol'd
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I was at a beach next to where I lived and it was always packet with people during the summer. One time there was a girl there with a horse and she rode it down into the water so it could cool off.
The horse then threw her off, she landed in the water, and the horse ran straight up over the beach - jumping over tanning people. About 5 people were inches away from getting a hoof in their face.
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uuuuugh
I feel like crud
I never did get that calzone
fuck gendered marketing
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Guys, I will be in Birmingham 17 March with some friends who have set their hearts on meeting there. Anyway, we shall be eating or boozing if you care to join us. Not quite sure of any more details as yet
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Yes. I did.
*read "amusing".
Especially if you made it with horse.
I've been told the likelihood of very sore balls is high. Any other warnings?
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if i go to community for two years and temple for two years and stay home all 4 years
i could get a bsc for like $11,000 in loans
that's so chesp!
america is so strange
i am not truly all that worried about loans
so long as i do an internship at some point and complete my bsc i am confident i will find work
at which time the difference between 15k and 25k and 35k in debt isn't really a huge deal
so i think i am gonna gear my plans such that i have the most fun and go to the best school that lets me out with, say... <40k
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Cops and horse, working together.
I SEE IT ALL NOW.
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I miss riding so much
http://www.ahashouse.com/
taaake meeeee ooooonnn
Why is there a QR code on a fucking meme.
Old PA forum lookalike style for the new forums | My ko-fi donation thing.
taaaaaaaaaaake oooooooooooooon meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
oooooooooooooooooooooooooon meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
Am I doing this right?
I am too tired, I cannot brain properly. It took way too long to understand this.
Guys, I will be in Birmingham 17 March with some friends who have set their hearts on meeting there. Anyway, we shall be eating or boozing if you care to join us. Not quite sure of any more details as yet
I shall be buying a ticket today
also retarded children
I never once got sore balls. I did fall on my head a couple of times and got some blue toes after being stepped on and I guess maybe your like inside thigh muscles might hurt a bit. Maybe your like ass bones (I'm assuming that is what they are called) might be a bit bruised as well.
But for the most you don't get injured. Just try not to piss the horse off.
The horse then threw her off, she landed in the water, and the horse ran straight up over the beach - jumping over tanning people. About 5 people were inches away from getting a hoof in their face.
I feel like crud
I never did get that calzone
my shoulder is all swollen up
i tried to run a bath but the water was cold
*hugs*
GOD.
A horse could kill you too, Bogart.
@Kalkino
Awesome. Let us know the plans and we'll more than likely come out and socialise for a bit.
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