I've been trying to write a message in my wife's birthday card all day and now I've tried putting pen to paper it's come out all wrong and I'm not a fan of what I've written at all and now I just want to tear the back of the card off and give her a piece of card with a pretty picture of penguins on it because that would be better than giving her a card filled with the useless crap I wrote but that's also not what she deserves at all because she's awesome and wonderful and damn it why can't I write something good and nice and simple that just cleanly express heartfelt emotion with out being an asinine or convoluted or Jesus fuck ass shit balls motherfuck.
I am less than enthused by this turn of events.
"I love you."
Done.
Also what Weaver said about the kiss.
Or he could go ahead and actually put some effort into communicating in a meaningful way to his wife instead of just saying, "I love you".
But then I think Fish already understand this is worth the effort.
I came up on some people parked and doing some work in my lane and a tuck oncoming in the other lane.
another guy was backing out past the guy in my lane.
I stopped and waited for the one to pass and to see that the other guy in my lane was getting out to do stuff too then passed them. It was terrifying, especially with another car behind me...
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HarrierThe Star Spangled ManRegistered Userregular
I've been trying to write a message in my wife's birthday card all day and now I've tried putting pen to paper it's come out all wrong and I'm not a fan of what I've written at all and now I just want to tear the back of the card off and give her a piece of card with a pretty picture of penguins on it because that would be better than giving her a card filled with the useless crap I wrote but that's also not what she deserves at all because she's awesome and wonderful and damn it why can't I write something good and nice and simple that just cleanly express heartfelt emotion with out being an asinine or convoluted or Jesus fuck ass shit balls motherfuck.
I am less than enthused by this turn of events.
"I love you."
Done.
Also what Weaver said about the kiss.
Or he could go ahead and actually put some effort into communicating in a meaningful way to his wife instead of just saying, "I love you".
But then I think Fish already understand this is worth the effort.
Just because it's frequently diluted by everyone from horny teenagers to misguided machinists doesn't mean "I love you" is not, at its core, a powerful sentiment.
For what is love? Love is devotion so great it supesedes practicality. Love is reason that transcends reason, logic that to others seems madness but really makes the most sense in the world. Love, real love, purifies, uplifts, enlightens, sanctifies, energizes. It changes us, not by making us other than what we are, but by making us more of what we are. We can list the things we say we love about someone, but real love can't be enumerated. Love is a unity, a whole, all or nothing.
If "I love you" has become trite, it's because we've forgotten how amazingly powerful love can be.
I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
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KwoaruConfident SmirkFlawless Golden PecsRegistered Userregular
I think it depends a lot on the type of person you are and the type of person you're with, and blanket statements either way are dumb
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IpseDixitTreat me like a pirateAnd give me that bootyRegistered Userregular
Nah that's not terrifying
Terrifying is meeting a truck on a single lane road with sheer cliffs on either side
At night
In the rain
Everyone should go offroading, makes you much more aware of tire position and exactly how wide your vehicle is
After driving in reverse up a 45 to 50 degree incline in 4lo ain't shit scare me
I've got one two dollar bill I always have in my wallet for luck. My other one is in a frame from when I got perfect attendance to some church thing when I was like...8.
This is really funny to me because in my hometown, the strip clubs give out two dollar bills as change, so if you have two dollar bills everyone assumes it's because you were at the strip club.
I've been trying to write a message in my wife's birthday card all day and now I've tried putting pen to paper it's come out all wrong and I'm not a fan of what I've written at all and now I just want to tear the back of the card off and give her a piece of card with a pretty picture of penguins on it because that would be better than giving her a card filled with the useless crap I wrote but that's also not what she deserves at all because she's awesome and wonderful and damn it why can't I write something good and nice and simple that just cleanly express heartfelt emotion with out being an asinine or convoluted or Jesus fuck ass shit balls motherfuck.
I am less than enthused by this turn of events.
"I love you."
Done.
Also what Weaver said about the kiss.
Or he could go ahead and actually put some effort into communicating in a meaningful way to his wife instead of just saying, "I love you".
But then I think Fish already understand this is worth the effort.
Just because it's frequently diluted by everyone from horny teenagers to misguided machinists doesn't mean "I love you" is not, at its core, a powerful sentiment.
For what is love? Love is devotion so great it supesedes practicality. Love is reason that transcends reason, logic that to others seems madness but really makes the most sense in the world. Love, real love, purifies, uplifts, enlightens, sanctifies, energizes. It changes us, not by making us other than what we are, but by making us more of what we are. We can list the things we say we love about someone, but real love can't be enumerated. Love is a unity, a whole, all or nothing.
If "I love you" has become trite, it's because we've forgotten how amazingly powerful love can be.
None of that changes the fact that simply saying, "I love you" can be trite and a cop-out.
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IpseDixitTreat me like a pirateAnd give me that bootyRegistered Userregular
Terrifying is meeting a truck on a single lane road with sheer cliffs on either side
At night
In the rain
Everyone should go offroading, makes you much more aware of tire position and exactly how wide your vehicle is
After driving in reverse up a 45 to 50 degree incline in 4lo ain't shit scare me
what kind of demented supervillain road engineer built a 1:1 incline?
People who design off road parks of course
That isn't even the steepest trail at that park either, but it's also super challenging because that trail is rutted and littered with rocks and tree roots
I've been trying to write a message in my wife's birthday card all day and now I've tried putting pen to paper it's come out all wrong and I'm not a fan of what I've written at all and now I just want to tear the back of the card off and give her a piece of card with a pretty picture of penguins on it because that would be better than giving her a card filled with the useless crap I wrote but that's also not what she deserves at all because she's awesome and wonderful and damn it why can't I write something good and nice and simple that just cleanly express heartfelt emotion with out being an asinine or convoluted or Jesus fuck ass shit balls motherfuck.
I am less than enthused by this turn of events.
"Happy birthday!"
Save all the frou-frou for your anniversary.
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ButtlordFornicusLord of Bondage and PainRegistered Userregular
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Just a bad joke, sorry if it came off wrong.
I guess if you get around fine without it then it's no big deal.
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Or he could go ahead and actually put some effort into communicating in a meaningful way to his wife instead of just saying, "I love you".
But then I think Fish already understand this is worth the effort.
I respect the fact that you recognize you aren't able to focus enough to be a safe driver.
My god!
Oh god I'm shedding my skin maybe I'm metamorphasising Send help
this was pretty good
It's TLB, so I assume he's drunk whenever he's not at work.
Before you know it you'll be a beautiful butterfly!
It's just like that documentary with Jeff Goldblum.
this is me
but it took a car wreck to realize it
fortunately nobody was hurt
another guy was backing out past the guy in my lane.
I stopped and waited for the one to pass and to see that the other guy in my lane was getting out to do stuff too then passed them. It was terrifying, especially with another car behind me...
For what is love? Love is devotion so great it supesedes practicality. Love is reason that transcends reason, logic that to others seems madness but really makes the most sense in the world. Love, real love, purifies, uplifts, enlightens, sanctifies, energizes. It changes us, not by making us other than what we are, but by making us more of what we are. We can list the things we say we love about someone, but real love can't be enumerated. Love is a unity, a whole, all or nothing.
If "I love you" has become trite, it's because we've forgotten how amazingly powerful love can be.
Terrifying is meeting a truck on a single lane road with sheer cliffs on either side
At night
In the rain
Everyone should go offroading, makes you much more aware of tire position and exactly how wide your vehicle is
After driving in reverse up a 45 to 50 degree incline in 4lo ain't shit scare me
This is really funny to me because in my hometown, the strip clubs give out two dollar bills as change, so if you have two dollar bills everyone assumes it's because you were at the strip club.
what kind of demented supervillain road engineer built a 1:1 incline?
None of that changes the fact that simply saying, "I love you" can be trite and a cop-out.
People who design off road parks of course
That isn't even the steepest trail at that park either, but it's also super challenging because that trail is rutted and littered with rocks and tree roots
I hate looking for a new place to live
This sucks so much and I'm constantly worrying about when the electricity will go out because it seems all but inevitable
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
We found a great place within budget and accepting cats within a week
this is silly
of course I am drunk when I am at work
Holy. Shit.
This thing is incredible.
Thanks for the link!
Gonna go see a place just down the street from where I'm currently living. If it looks good and I can get a lease out of it I might just take it.
My roommate today took a shower by boiling a pot of water. I am getting the fuck out of there as soon as I can.
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
But now.
My Butt hurts.
What? I was able to do that just fine.
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
oh hey you're right I am just literally an idiot
whoops
@Buttlord your unique expertise is needed here
"Happy birthday!"
Save all the frou-frou for your anniversary.
My expertisr says nut up and do some more push-ups sissy
awesome
god dammit everything is falling apart
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
i got enraged
i mean engaged
god damn is this a great show
to @MrMonroe??
i wish 8->