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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    God, this is on sale for $210. So fucking tempted.

    Time for another thrilling episode of PLANAR: BARBARIAN FROM SPACE. Tonight, Planar, the barbarian from space, teams up with Barbarella to defeat Emperor Zan of Mars.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Posting at 88MPH motherfuckers.
    oh shit don't cross the streams

    clever girl

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    #firstworldproblem: when you find out stuff you order from Amazon would have been about twenty bucks cheaper somewhere else.

    Switch Friend Code: SW-6732-9515-9697
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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Hey look at what I saw on Failblog!

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    matt has a problem on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Holy fuck Nicholas sparks must be stopped.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    I. Fucking. Love. 80s. Music.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Holy fuck Nicholas sparks must be stopped.

    I hear it's the best Nicholas Sparks movie since The Notebook.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Holy fuck Nicholas sparks must be stopped.

    I love Roger Ebert.
    I resent the sacrilege Nicholas Sparks commits by even mentioning himself in the same sentence as Cormac McCarthy. I would not even allow him to say "Hello, bookstore? This is Nicholas Sparks. Could you send over the new Cormac McCarthy novel?" He should show respect by ordering anonymously.

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I was thinking "I've heard that name before, but I don't know who that is." So, I Googled Nicholas Sparks ans pulled up his Wikipedia entry. It has the best first two sentences of an author's wikipedia article I've ever seen:
    Nicholas Charles Sparks (born December 31, 1965) is an internationally bestselling American novelist and screenwriter. He has 16 published novels, with themes including cancer, death, pirates, and love.

    I wasn't aware "pirates" was a theme for anything aside from an eight-year-old's birthday party.

    I had a professor in undergrad who had "pirate literature" as a research area.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    I was thinking "I've heard that name before, but I don't know who that is." So, I Googled Nicholas Sparks ans pulled up his Wikipedia entry. It has the best first two sentences of an author's wikipedia article I've ever seen:
    Nicholas Charles Sparks (born December 31, 1965) is an internationally bestselling American novelist and screenwriter. He has 16 published novels, with themes including cancer, death, pirates, and love.

    I wasn't aware "pirates" was a theme for anything aside from an eight-year-old's birthday party.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I don't think cancer is a theme. Death from cancer could be a theme.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    I am having a shitty ass night.

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I don't think cancer is a theme. Death from cancer could be a theme.

    Don't disrespect cancer, thousands of New Yorkers were killed by it in 2001.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    for the past few days i have had that led zeppelin song about satan stuck in my head

    This could be a theme.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Nicholas Sparks is the Olive Garden of authors.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I am having a shitty ass night.

    need more fiber.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    for the past few days i have had that led zeppelin song about satan stuck in my head

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Also, cass, i posted your KOCupid joke on facebook

    responses include

    "that sounds like a way to be really mean to dyslexic singles."

    "eHarmingme"

    "Plenty of Fists"

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    also just "match.com"

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    won trivia again! we were in the running then had a bad last round but the final question saved us, we were the only ones who knew it.

    besides any superbowl, the most viewed sporting event of all time took place in the 90s. what was it?
    figure skating following the tanya harding thing

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Also, cass, i posted your KOCupid joke on facebook

    responses include

    "that sounds like a way to be really mean to dyslexic singles."

    "eHarmingme"

    "Plenty of Fists"

    amazing

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    I went to a concert which was opened by a band called Ghost. They sing songs with clean vocals and plain, matter of fact satanist lyrics. They do this without so much as cracking a smile over how ridiculous it is. I was in tears laughing, which is a problem because their shit can be catchy!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PakoE1eBps



    OUR FATHER / WHO ART IN HELL.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    I was a huge fan of when we had a 9 11 thread and half the posts were like OHHH MAAAAN WHO CARES SO STUPID SO DUMB ANYONE EVEN CARES BOOOORING MORE PEOPLE DIE EVERY DAY OR WHATEVER

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    fantastic

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    for the past few days i have had that led zeppelin song about satan stuck in my head
    Are you thinking of the one that is Satanic if played backwards, or are you thinking of a Rolling Stones song?

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    How did you know that vari

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    won trivia again! we were in the running then had a bad last round but the final question saved us, we were the only ones who knew it.

    besides any superbowl, the most viewed sporting event of all time took place in the 90s. what was it?
    figure skating following the tanya harding thing
    it figures(kating)

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I was a huge fan of when we had a 9 11 thread and half the posts were like OHHH MAAAAN WHO CARES SO STUPID SO DUMB ANYONE EVEN CARES BOOOORING MORE PEOPLE DIE EVERY DAY OR WHATEVER

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-8FB6k8jik

    Context: He's not talking about 9/11, he's talking about two planes accidentally crashing into each other.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    for the past few days i have had that led zeppelin song about satan stuck in my head
    Are you thinking of the one that is Satanic if played backwards, or are you thinking of a Rolling Stones song?
    the former

    i really like that section (in forwards) for some reason

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    DK that is my reaction to 90% of metal for which i can discern the lyrics

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Fucking walter white

    My hero

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    How did you know that vari
    Because he is old.

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    Fucking walter white

    My hero

    There is almost no one I would rather NOT be.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    for the past few days i have had that led zeppelin song about satan stuck in my head
    Are you thinking of the one that is Satanic if played backwards, or are you thinking of a Rolling Stones song?
    the former

    i really like that section (in forwards) for some reason
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcL---4xQYA

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    How did you know that vari

    I didn't, my friend was literally the only person in the building that knew it. I don't know how he did it but it's why we won.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    How did you know that vari
    Because he is old.

    hey!

    you said I had 4 more years

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I don't want to be Walter White because
    he's killed people in cold blood. He produces a horrible drug that destroys families purely for personal profit. He started off the series as a good guy who let himself be backed into a corner because he was too proud, and ethically he's been in a downward spiral ever since.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    im down with this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjGtizXQ-64&feature=related

    shit is catchy

    gotta move

    poo
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