Jesus christ my brothers are having some business related argument again.
Do they own a business together or something?
They're doing the whole net startup thing, and I guess the stress is getting to both of them since it's been 3-4 months and they know they need to release something soon so they can see where it's going, or else go back into the job market (well, one does, the other is still in university).
I mean really, a latex miniskirted Chobot? AHAHAHAHAHA WAR ASSET I GET IT KILL ME NOW PLEASE.
Imma getting my neckbeard on.
She looks so god damn weird.
Bioware face-scanned models just do not turn out the way they are in real life.
Although I'm 90% sure
EDI was modelled after Tricia Helfer, but it possibly works because her skin is silver and it's the skin which seems to really let bioware down. They just can't do white.
Dude, I don't mean any disrespect whatsoever but this girl sounds like a total fucking ditz. How can she have the nerve to tell you that you're more important than any boyfriend, then goes on to date and fuck other guys? This is an "Are you fucking kidding me moment. By doing what she's doing, she is taking your invested emotions with irreverance. She's basically spitting in your face and telling you to like it, then when you say, I've had enough, she makes it seem like you're the bad guy. I'm sorry, but that is not the sign of a good friend. If she truly wanted to be your friend, at the very least she would care enough not to rub all this boyfriend shit in your face. If she cared even more about you, she would have enough decency to cut your relationship off completely, because she would realize that any time you talk to her is torture for you because of how much you like her. In my oppinion, she's just using you as an emotional sponge.
She wants to trust you and feel safe with you, but she doesn't want your dick inside of her ass/vagina/mouth. Which is total bullshit. She's a selfish bitch, who wants to have her cake and eat it too. You tell her, "Look, I don't want to waste my time investing my emotion into a woman who will never bear fruit with me (metaphore for babies)" Tell her you've had enough. Tell her you don't want to meet the guy that's gonna be fucking the girl he knows less about than you. If she says that's not fair, ask he if it's fair to use you as an emotional sponge? You get all the baggage with none of the pussy. Fuck that dude.
Fuck her. Drop her. Drop her. Fuck her dude. I'm sorry I got so wound up, but this kind of bullshit really pisses me off. You deserve better than her, even if she's nice to talk to, underneath she's still a bitch and a whore. Find a nice girl who doesn't only want you, but wants you exclusively. One who waited for you and hasn't even fucked anyone before you because she respected you enough not to fuck around before she even knew you. Dude. FUCK THAT WHORE. She's a disrespectful, ignorant, slut. If you can, cut her out of your life COMPLETELY.
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Oh christ it's like a libertarian ethic applied to dating.
Jesus christ my brothers are having some business related argument again.
Do they own a business together or something?
They're doing the whole net startup thing, and I guess the stress is getting to both of them since it's been 3-4 months and they know they need to release something soon so they can see where it's going, or else go back into the job market (well, one does, the other is still in university).
I've always found that the hardest part of a business startup is the "producing something" component.
If it wasn't for that? I'd totally be a businessman.
I mean really, a latex miniskirted Chobot? AHAHAHAHAHA WAR ASSET I GET IT KILL ME NOW PLEASE.
Imma getting my neckbeard on.
It is kinda cool when you walk in on her doing a report about your home getting wiped out though.
(I'm assuming the game works out our location roughly by ip address. If they just picked Adelaide to be the city that gets destroyed that's just weird.)
I mean really, a latex miniskirted Chobot? AHAHAHAHAHA WAR ASSET I GET IT KILL ME NOW PLEASE.
Imma getting my neckbeard on.
It is kinda cool when you walk in on her doing a report about your home getting wiped out though.
(I'm assuming the game works out our location roughly by ip address. If they just picked Adelaide to be the city that gets destroyed that's just weird.)
Wait really?
Damn it another thing I missed...and I was pretty thorough.
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Jesus christ my brothers are having some business related argument again.
Do they own a business together or something?
They're doing the whole net startup thing, and I guess the stress is getting to both of them since it's been 3-4 months and they know they need to release something soon so they can see where it's going, or else go back into the job market (well, one does, the other is still in university).
I've always found that the hardest part of a business startup is the "producing something" component.
If it wasn't for that? I'd totally be a businessman.
You could work for Bain Capital, they do the exact opposite of production.
KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
Like I get it Bioware put a
gaming celeb in a game because she's cute and it helps marketing or whatever. But did you REALLY have to put the chick in a goddamned miniskirt? A supposed military reporter no less? Jesus christ show some restraint.
gaming celeb in a game because she's cute and it helps marketing or whatever. But did you REALLY have to put the chick in a goddamned miniskirt? A supposed military reporter no less? Jesus christ show some restraint.
Jesus christ my brothers are having some business related argument again.
Do they own a business together or something?
They're doing the whole net startup thing, and I guess the stress is getting to both of them since it's been 3-4 months and they know they need to release something soon so they can see where it's going, or else go back into the job market (well, one does, the other is still in university).
I've always found that the hardest part of a business startup is the "producing something" component.
If it wasn't for that? I'd totally be a businessman.
You could work for Bain Capital, they do the exact opposite of production.
I'll add that to the list of fallback plans.
We'll put it between "drug lord" and "step in front of cars and sue the driver."
I mean really, a latex miniskirted Chobot? AHAHAHAHAHA WAR ASSET I GET IT KILL ME NOW PLEASE.
Imma getting my neckbeard on.
It is kinda cool when you walk in on her doing a report about your home getting wiped out though.
(I'm assuming the game works out our location roughly by ip address. If they just picked Adelaide to be the city that gets destroyed that's just weird.)
Wait really?
Damn it another thing I missed...and I was pretty thorough.
Was fairly early in the game, maybe one or two missions after the first citadel visit. Would have been the DLC then first N7 mission I think.
Something about the reapers just plain wiping out some cities, blah blah blah, the latest was a city of four million. Adelaide, Australia.
Which strikes me as very "blah blah blah, *insert approximate population*, *insert city name*
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she spends most of her time in yoga pants, yo
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
gaming celeb in a game because she's cute and it helps marketing or whatever. But did you REALLY have to put the chick in a goddamned miniskirt? A supposed military reporter no less? Jesus christ show some restraint.
They wouldn't do it if it didn't sell.
I would hope, HOPE less than 10 copies of ME3 were sold because of THAT.
Like, I can't even imagine the neckbeard required to go 'OMG I HAVE TO BUY THIS GAME NOW' because of this.
gaming celeb in a game because she's cute and it helps marketing or whatever. But did you REALLY have to put the chick in a goddamned miniskirt? A supposed military reporter no less? Jesus christ show some restraint.
They wouldn't do it if it didn't sell.
I would hope, HOPE less than 10 copies of ME3 were sold because of THAT.
Like, I can't even imagine the neckbeard required to go 'OMG I HAVE TO BUY THIS GAME NOW' because of this.
I'd like to hope so, too, but then I think a bigger than we'd like to admit population of ME fans come for the sexy times.
One day I'd like to understand how I can sit and write a forum / blog post without being distracted, but whenever I have to write an academic paper I'm always hopping around and washing dishes and being distracted by all manner of things.
It's strange.
Maybe I can pretend that I'm writing a 20 page blog post.
I mean really, a latex miniskirted Chobot? AHAHAHAHAHA WAR ASSET I GET IT KILL ME NOW PLEASE.
Imma getting my neckbeard on.
It is kinda cool when you walk in on her doing a report about your home getting wiped out though.
(I'm assuming the game works out our location roughly by ip address. If they just picked Adelaide to be the city that gets destroyed that's just weird.)
Wait really?
Damn it another thing I missed...and I was pretty thorough.
Was fairly early in the game, maybe one or two missions after the first citadel visit. Would have been the DLC then first N7 mission I think.
Something about the reapers just plain wiping out some cities, blah blah blah, the latest was a city of four million. Adelaide, Australia.
Which strikes me as very "blah blah blah, *insert approximate population*, *insert city name*
I could be remembering wrong, but I think it's just Adelaide.
I mean really, a latex miniskirted Chobot? AHAHAHAHAHA WAR ASSET I GET IT KILL ME NOW PLEASE.
Imma getting my neckbeard on.
It is kinda cool when you walk in on her doing a report about your home getting wiped out though.
(I'm assuming the game works out our location roughly by ip address. If they just picked Adelaide to be the city that gets destroyed that's just weird.)
Internet says it's a coincidence, it actually is hard coded in.
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
I mean really, a latex miniskirted Chobot? AHAHAHAHAHA WAR ASSET I GET IT KILL ME NOW PLEASE.
Imma getting my neckbeard on.
It is kinda cool when you walk in on her doing a report about your home getting wiped out though.
(I'm assuming the game works out our location roughly by ip address. If they just picked Adelaide to be the city that gets destroyed that's just weird.)
Internet says it's a coincidence, it actually is hard coded in.
Man that's a huge missed opportunity. Would have been awesome. Like that game that tries to match your windows profile name to a list so it can whisper your name every now and then when you're playing after midnight.
I have too much anxiety to play with people on ME3. I think Quid thinks I'm nuts!
Quid just doesn't mind having others carry him through. Because he's a jerkface.
Atleast that's what I've heard.
It's true. I mean, I'm pretty terrible at any sort of multiplayer and ME3 is the only one I like to occasionally play, but he's making me feel better about myself! He's died so many times in the past 3 hours that I've been home!
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I am much less bothered by games or media depicting attractive people and even trying to make those people attractive to the audience (which is to say, basically not at all) than I am by media that reduce those people to nothing but attractiveness and/or cater to only one flavor of sexuality. Chobot is in ME3 wearing tight-but-not-particularly-risque clothing and playing a character who has agency, a personality, and goals. If that's pandering, I frankly think games could use a lot more of that sort of pandering.
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I mean really, a latex miniskirted Chobot? AHAHAHAHAHA WAR ASSET I GET IT KILL ME NOW PLEASE.
Imma getting my neckbeard on.
They're doing the whole net startup thing, and I guess the stress is getting to both of them since it's been 3-4 months and they know they need to release something soon so they can see where it's going, or else go back into the job market (well, one does, the other is still in university).
She looks so god damn weird.
Bioware face-scanned models just do not turn out the way they are in real life.
Although I'm 90% sure
Hunh? I don't remember that.
Oh christ it's like a libertarian ethic applied to dating.
I've always found that the hardest part of a business startup is the "producing something" component.
If it wasn't for that? I'd totally be a businessman.
(I'm assuming the game works out our location roughly by ip address. If they just picked Adelaide to be the city that gets destroyed that's just weird.)
Wait really?
Damn it another thing I missed...and I was pretty thorough.
You could work for Bain Capital, they do the exact opposite of production.
They wouldn't do it if it didn't sell.
I'll add that to the list of fallback plans.
We'll put it between "drug lord" and "step in front of cars and sue the driver."
Yeah I told her to shove it, like any normal right-thinking person would. It's a stealth ship, dudes.
Man this is just like people complaining about the romances. Maybe stop fraternizing with your goddamn crew, hippies.
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Was fairly early in the game, maybe one or two missions after the first citadel visit. Would have been the DLC then first N7 mission I think.
Which strikes me as very "blah blah blah, *insert approximate population*, *insert city name*
I would hope, HOPE less than 10 copies of ME3 were sold because of THAT.
Like, I can't even imagine the neckbeard required to go 'OMG I HAVE TO BUY THIS GAME NOW' because of this.
I'd like to hope so, too, but then I think a bigger than we'd like to admit population of ME fans come for the sexy times.
More ME3 tomorrow, hopefully with more challenge. May need to up the difficulty otherwise.
It's strange.
Maybe I can pretend that I'm writing a 20 page blog post.
Internet says it's a coincidence, it actually is hard coded in.
Quid just doesn't mind having others carry him through. Because he's a jerkface.
Atleast that's what I've heard.
you were the asshole who only gave deebaser $30!
Man that's a huge missed opportunity. Would have been awesome. Like that game that tries to match your windows profile name to a list so it can whisper your name every now and then when you're playing after midnight.
Morning.
It's true. I mean, I'm pretty terrible at any sort of multiplayer and ME3 is the only one I like to occasionally play, but he's making me feel better about myself! He's died so many times in the past 3 hours that I've been home!
foofaraw
boo! it's guaranteed 100% good times for the whole family. also, you should friend me with your brobox ID if you have one.