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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    why doesn't archie just pick betty

    it is breaking my heart

    Because Veronica is the better choice?

    this opinion literally makes you a bad person

    people who would pick veronica over betty DENY THE BEAUTY IN OUR SOULS

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    why doesn't archie just pick betty

    it is breaking my heart

    Because Veronica is the better choice?

    Veronica is a dumb whore.

    I will fight you if you disagree.

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Well, looks like I'm going to make another column that's just the difference between the two values and conditionally format that if it's 0 or not. Guess that works :/

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Archie x Marmaduke otp!

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    why doesn't archie just pick betty

    it is breaking my heart

    Because Veronica is the better choice?

    this opinion literally makes you a bad person

    people who would pick veronica over betty DENY THE BEAUTY IN OUR SOULS

    Yeah but...$$$. :P

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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    Attention: Do not stick your hand in a running 40 quart industrial mixer.

    This public service announcement brought to you by: The intern at my bakery who stuck her hand in a running 40 quart industrial mixer this morning.

    Jesus. How serious was it?

    I figure I could take a bear.
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    The best part: Just seconds before it happened, another one of the bakers walked past her and saw what she was doing, and warned her not to do it.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    I need some mental acuity boosters.

    I think I may be failing to grasp the message of this movie.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    winky what did you do last night that everyone was making fun of you

    No I honestly made a Day9/Felicia Day should get together petition.

    That people actually believe I was being really serious about it is kind of mind blowing.

    Still sign it though. They would be so cute together.

    No. It's creepy. Even as a joke it's creepy.
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    why doesn't archie just pick betty

    it is breaking my heart

    Because Veronica is the better choice?

    this opinion literally makes you a bad person

    people who would pick veronica over betty DENY THE BEAUTY IN OUR SOULS

    Brunettes are always a better choice over blondes.


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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Archie x Marmaduke otp!

    I couldn't be sure, because I avoided this corner of the con out of primal fear, but there was totally a booth with a big "yaoi" sign and next to that a big poster of a guy lying down with his pet dog. Anywhere else the poster would've been fairly innocuous but in that context it was pretty menacing.

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Note: do not get bread from matt has a problem's bakery for a few weeks.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Attention: Do not stick your hand in a running 40 quart industrial mixer.

    This public service announcement brought to you by: The intern at my bakery who stuck her hand in a running 40 quart industrial mixer this morning.

    Jesus. How serious was it?

    Luckily, it was on low speed, and her hand didn't get tangled up in the paddle, just crushed against the side of the bowl. But she has some broken bones. It could've easily ripped her hand off though.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
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    dude boy veronica is basically reggie

    also big ethel and jughead can't be gender swapped without exposing the double standard

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    why doesn't archie just pick betty

    it is breaking my heart

    Nah, We need a total riot grrrl issue of Archie.

    Betty and Veronica realize that Archie was a trophy and a proxy all along; they choose each other instead and make an anti-capitalism/anti-patriarchal photocopy zine.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Thom you're such a tool.
    Sign my petition.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
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    dude boy veronica is basically reggie

    also big ethel and jughead can't be gender swapped without exposing the double standard

    Those look less like freckles and more like horrible skin lesions.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    why doesn't archie just pick betty

    it is breaking my heart

    Nah, We need a total riot grrrl issue of Archie.

    Betty and Veronica realize that Archie was a trophy and a proxy all along; they choose each other instead and make an anti-capitalism/anti-patriarchal photocopy zine.

    gctnharchie.jpg

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Also with those noses, you'd be looking up their nostrils constantly.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    I want to draw Veronica in a Scrooge McDuck shirt, sitting on a pallet of dollar bills

    Hmmm

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Winky you're that guy who has stumbled upon a mildly funny joke that's funny for about a minute

    and you're dragging it out

    if anyone is laughing at it now they are laughing at you not with you

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Winky wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    winky what did you do last night that everyone was making fun of you

    No I honestly made a Day9/Felicia Day should get together petition.

    That people actually believe I was being really serious about it is kind of mind blowing.

    Still sign it though. They would be so cute together.

    he is not handsome enough to be in a power couple i am sorry i cannot support this

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I am almost scared to ask if your petition found any traction on reddit, Winky.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    why doesn't archie just pick betty

    it is breaking my heart

    Nah, We need a total riot grrrl issue of Archie.

    Betty and Veronica realize that Archie was a trophy and a proxy all along; they choose each other instead and make an anti-capitalism/anti-patriarchal photocopy zine.

    gctnharchie.jpg

    See

    If Archie liked it then he should have put a ring on it, as they used to say.

    Also: jughead marries hamburgers

    This is a matrimony that will never end in divorce 8->

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Thom you're such a tool.
    Sign my petition.

    I'm pretty sure he already did. Look at the signatures.

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Attention: Do not stick your hand in a running 40 quart industrial mixer.

    This public service announcement brought to you by: The intern at my bakery who stuck her hand in a running 40 quart industrial mixer this morning.

    Jesus. How serious was it?

    Luckily, it was on low speed, and her hand didn't get tangled up in the paddle, just crushed against the side of the bowl. But she has some broken bones. It could've easily ripped her hand off though.

    Well that's good. Hopefully she'll regain full use of it too.

    I'm also really surprised bakeries have interns. My image of interns is in capitol politics, not making croissants.

    I figure I could take a bear.
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Seriously, this is all I see.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular

    Those look less like freckles and more like horrible skin lesions.

    holy fuck you're right. eugh.

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    The more I look at jughead's face and the delicate lifting of the burger's veil, the more I realize I am looking at low-key comics greatness

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Power couple...?

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    See

    If Archie liked it then he should have put a ring on it, as they used to say.

    Also: jughead marries hamburgers

    This is a matrimony that will never end in divorce 8->

    It will end in cannibalism.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Thom you're such a tool.
    Sign my petition.

    I'm not kidding.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Winky you're that guy who has stumbled upon a mildly funny joke that's funny for about a minute

    and you're dragging it out

    if anyone is laughing at it now they are laughing at you not with you

    So long as you guys keep making fun of me for it I will continue to push it harder and harder.

    That is the only way this will go down, I'm sorry Cass.

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    CampyCampy Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Attention: Do not stick your hand in a running 40 quart industrial mixer.

    This public service announcement brought to you by: The intern at my bakery who stuck her hand in a running 40 quart industrial mixer this morning.

    Jesus. How serious was it?

    Luckily, it was on low speed, and her hand didn't get tangled up in the paddle, just crushed against the side of the bowl. But she has some broken bones. It could've easily ripped her hand off though.

    D:

    Anything to do with fingers and breaking freaks me the jebus out. High powered whirling industrial metal breaking them especially freaks me out.

    Campy on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    With Veronica you hit it and quit it

    with Betty your love blossoms into holy matrimony

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    The more I look at jughead's face and the delicate lifting of the burger's veil, the more I realize I am looking at low-key comics greatness

    It's a joke from Comic's Alliance.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    With Veronica you hit it and quit it

    with Betty your love blossoms into holy matrimony

    Because she lied about being on the pill and got knocked up since Archie's her only ticket out of that one horse town.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I am almost scared to ask if your petition found any traction on reddit, Winky.

    Almost! But Day9 fans are too serious about shit.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    work work

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    winky doesn't know how to dig up

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    But as long as you keep bringing it up we'll keep making fun of it.

    You have the power to end this vicious cycle Winky.

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