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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Spiderman has been ruined for me because @Jacobkosh linked me to these commissioned pieces of art of gwen stacy and mary jane tying peter parker to a bed naked and peter parker is frantically trying to jack off his one inch dick and they're just verbally abusing him like "Wow I can't believe he thinks he can please us with his milimeter peter, i need a real man not this one pump chump"

    he showed me these

    and said

    "Cass I thought of you"

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    One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    oh god Blacklight Retribution is fucking incredible.

    <3 AAA F2P games

    I thought about giving it a try but I don't like the idea of expiration dates on weapons and equipment. What if I want to use that gun for longer than 30 days?!

    Also, Super Monday Night Combat totally scratches the F2P itch for me.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Roger Moore best Bond.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    so maybe people who aren't comic book fans should stop talking out they'se ass about subjects beyond them

    Calm down, Pony.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Jesus, I hate these college cost projections.

    4 year costs, graduation in 2020:
    Public $93k
    Private $187k

    2025:
    $113k
    $211k

    2030:
    $136k
    $237k

    *shudder*

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    HERO
    OF THE
    BEACH

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    so maybe people who aren't comic book fans should stop talking out they'se ass about subjects beyond them

    Calm down, Pony.

    No, man, Comics are serious business.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    We need to fix our fucking education and health care so badly.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Jacob or Thom or any comic book nerd, could you find the classic ad where a shrimpy guy and his best gal are at the beach when a bully kicks sand in his face? Then the shrimp gambles a stamp and bulks up with a mail order gym?

    http://bmj2k.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/manoutofmac.jpg

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Spiderman has been ruined for me because @Jacobkosh linked me to these commissioned pieces of art of gwen stacy and mary jane tying peter parker to a bed naked and peter parker is frantically trying to jack off his one inch dick and they're just verbally abusing him like "Wow I can't believe he thinks he can please us with his milimeter peter, i need a real man not this one pump chump"

    he showed me these

    and said

    "Cass I thought of you"

    See, the problem with that is that I can imagine Gwen Stacy being a little bi, but not Mary Jane Watson. Like, sure, MJ probably has experimented with some light bondage now and then but doing a double femdom scene? No way.

    Now, Gwen Stacy and Black Cat, on the other hand...

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Pony wrote: »
    fun fact: There's been 4 dudes to take up the mantle of the Flash

    Jay Garrick, Barry Allen, Wally West, and Bart Allen

    and there's been like 5 Robins (Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown, and Damien Wayne)

    so maybe people who aren't comic book fans should stop talking out they'se ass about subjects beyond them

    I don't know if it's true, but rumor has it that Pony carries a wicked sharp hologram comic book cover from the 90's on him at all times, just so he can paper-cut a bitch who runs their mouth about comic book shit.

    Caveman Paws on
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Jesus, I hate these college cost projections.

    4 year costs, graduation in 2020:
    Public $93k
    Private $187k

    2025:
    $113k
    $211k

    2030:
    $136k
    $237k

    *shudder*

    It's a bubble, and it's unsustainable. I'm hoping the whole facade will crumble in the next two years - let the bloodletting commence before I have to start paying for it!

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    it's actually really kind of annoying when people who aren't comic book fans have these deep, strongly held opinions about "iconic" versions of the character that are based on a movie or TV show or merchandise they might not even have first hand experience with

    like when people have strong-ass opinions on Superman but have never read a Superman comic in their god damn lives

    Some friend of one of my friends on Facebook was all HERPLE DERP, IT'S DUMB THAT IN THE NEW SPIDER-MAN MOVIE HE HAS WEBSHOOTERS THAT ARE GADGETS INSTEAD OF A SUPERPOWER

    uh that is how it is in the comics you fuck

    the "organic webshooters" thing was made up for the Spider-Man movie Sony made

    and then it propagated into the Ultimate version of the character

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I hate Tolkien, and I will be seeing the Hobbit Day 1. That was hos good book.

    I'm going to actually read the trilogy one of these days.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    We need to fix our fucking education and health care so badly.

    by reducing the tax burden on job creators so that our economy can blossom

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    We need to fix our fucking education and health care so badly.

    It's really sad. America with say, the Australian health and education system - and ours is nowhere near as socialist as Germany's (which is amazing in every way) - would be a pretty incredible place.

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Jesus, I hate these college cost projections.

    4 year costs, graduation in 2020:
    Public $93k
    Private $187k

    2025:
    $113k
    $211k

    2030:
    $136k
    $237k

    *shudder*

    It's a bubble, and it's unsustainable. I'm hoping the whole facade will crumble in the next two years - let the bloodletting commence before I have to start paying for it!

    Spool, I love you, but you need to start thinking about how the things you say sound to people.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    so maybe people who aren't comic book fans should stop talking out they'se ass about subjects beyond them

    Calm down, Pony.

    No, man, Comics are serious business.

    God, chat has been so incredibly nerdy this morning.

    I want to highlight some good topics:
    Should Archie be with Betty or Veronica
    Yordle pornography
    The relative size of federation class starships
    What if The Doctor was a woman
    Black spiderman

    Is that everything?

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    seriously

    someone needs to come to my house and force feed me some sleeping pills and disconnect my internet and cook me dinner for a week and then go home

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    Disco TerrierDisco Terrier Jowls aquiver. Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    I think a female Doctor would be fine, not HBC, but a female doctor would be fine.

    Man, HBC is perfect for that role. Why do you disagree with this obvious truth?

    Man I am so sick of this woman. She plays the same gimmick in everything!

    Ummmmmm
    http://www. youtube.com/watch?v=4XnCQtvhwdc

    http://www. youtube.com/watch?v=4QW-c6PcZT4

    Helena Bonham Carter is just like Johnny Depp in that they actually have amazing range they just get type-cast into the same roles over and over.

    Yeah that's why I tend to call her female Johnny Depp.

    If they cast her as the Doctor it would be because of that gimmick, which is why I object.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    We need to fix our fucking education and health care so badly.

    What's hilariously terribad is that it needs to be retroactive, and there is no way Sallie Mae will let them get away with that.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Jesus, I hate these college cost projections.

    4 year costs, graduation in 2020:
    Public $93k
    Private $187k

    2025:
    $113k
    $211k

    2030:
    $136k
    $237k

    *shudder*

    Creating a generation of indentured servants.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Spiderman has been ruined for me because @Jacobkosh linked me to these commissioned pieces of art of gwen stacy and mary jane tying peter parker to a bed naked and peter parker is frantically trying to jack off his one inch dick and they're just verbally abusing him like "Wow I can't believe he thinks he can please us with his milimeter peter, i need a real man not this one pump chump"

    he showed me these

    and said

    "Cass I thought of you"

    See, the problem with that is that I can imagine Gwen Stacy being a little bi, but not Mary Jane Watson. Like, sure, MJ probably has experimented with some light bondage now and then but doing a double femdom scene? No way.

    Now, Gwen Stacy and Black Cat, on the other hand...

    Naw, for that kind of scene you need Black Cat and Silver Sable.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Vanguard wrote: »
    I hate Tolkien, and I will be seeing the Hobbit Day 1. That was his good book.

    I'm going to actually read the trilogy one of these days.

    This is the best. :bz

    BeNarwhal on
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    fun fact: There's been 4 dudes to take up the mantle of the Flash

    Jay Garrick, Barry Allen, Wally West, and Bart Allen

    and there's been like 5 Robins (Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown, and Damien Wayne)

    so maybe people who aren't comic book fans should stop talking out they'se ass about subjects beyond them

    I don't know if it's true, but rumor has it that Pony carries a wicked sharp hologram comic book cover from the 90's on him at all times, just so he can paper-cut a bitch who runs their mouth about comic book shit.

    If you should meet god at comicon

    This foil cover would die cut god

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Jacob or Thom or any comic book nerd, could you find the classic ad where a shrimpy guy and his best gal are at the beach when a bully kicks sand in his face? Then the shrimp gambles a stamp and bulks up with a mail order gym?

    1940s.jpg

    Yes, that's the stuff. Charles Atlas, huh? I'm gonna look for a larger image.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    quit gettin' mad about funny books

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Black Clark Kent.
    Latino Bruce Wayne.
    Asian Steve Rogers.
    Middle-Eastern Emma Frost.

    There's no point in just

    Wait

    Middle eastern Emma frost

    Okay never mind green lighting all of these


    You and me Desc, we're like this.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Whenever chat gets too nerdy for me, I just read about + watch + play sports. Gotta balance things out.

    Plus I fucking love sports.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    I hate Tolkien, and I will be seeing the Hobbit Day 1. That was hos good book.

    I'm going to actually read the trilogy one of these days.

    What are you? o_O

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    I think a female Doctor would be fine, not HBC, but a female doctor would be fine.

    Man, HBC is perfect for that role. Why do you disagree with this obvious truth?

    Man I am so sick of this woman. She plays the same gimmick in everything!

    Ummmmmm
    http://www. youtube.com/watch?v=4XnCQtvhwdc

    http://www. youtube.com/watch?v=4QW-c6PcZT4

    Helena Bonham Carter is just like Johnny Depp in that they actually have amazing range they just get type-cast into the same roles over and over.

    Yeah that's why I tend to call her female Johnny Depp.

    If they cast her as the Doctor it would be because of that gimmick, which is why I object.

    I wouldn't assume that. If she was the Doctor then yeah she would definitely be incorporating the whole "crazy and eccentric" angle, but The Doctor is a very different character than who she played in Fight Club/Alice in Wonderland/Sweeny Todd/Harry Potter/whatever (in that the Doctor is eccentric but ultimately a charming and friendly person and not just batshit insane).

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Jesus, I hate these college cost projections.

    4 year costs, graduation in 2020:
    Public $93k
    Private $187k

    2025:
    $113k
    $211k

    2030:
    $136k
    $237k

    *shudder*

    Creating a generation of indentured servants.

    Wouldn't it be nice if wages had kept up with college costs? If anything college cost is a testament to how much people should be getting paid.

    Starting salaries for a college grad should be in the ballpark of $100-150,000

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    I want to point out that people are saying that the chat thread on the video game webcomic website has gotten too nerdy for them.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Jesus, I hate these college cost projections.

    4 year costs, graduation in 2020:
    Public $93k
    Private $187k

    2025:
    $113k
    $211k

    2030:
    $136k
    $237k

    *shudder*

    It's a bubble, and it's unsustainable. I'm hoping the whole facade will crumble in the next two years - let the bloodletting commence before I have to start paying for it!

    Spool, I love you, but you need to start thinking about how the things you say sound to people.

    aaahahahaha I know, that sounded super heartless didn't it? But bubbles do need to burst and if there's one sector of the economy that needs to purge the cruft and get back to its core mission, it's college education. Our system produces so much waste and meaningless credentialing alongside the actual education, and something has to give.

    Bubbles need to burst sooner rather than later.

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    Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Roger Moore best Bond.

    Timothy Dalton and it's not even close.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    so maybe people who aren't comic book fans should stop talking out they'se ass about subjects beyond them

    Calm down, Pony.

    No, man, Comics are serious business.

    God, chat has been so incredibly nerdy this morning.

    I want to highlight some good topics:
    Should Archie be with Betty or Veronica
    Yordle pornography
    The relative size of federation class starships
    What if The Doctor was a woman
    Black spiderman

    Is that everything?

    i remember something about a petition, but yeah. that seems to be it.

    Is nerdy bad, Winky?

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    also if you hate the idea of a black spider-man you a racist

    period

    there is no element of spider-man that is intrinsically related to his ethnicity

    the most iconic aspect of his personal identity is that of a New Yorker

    he could be black or hispanic or whatever, but New York is part of his identity

    which was Donald Glover's point, and i agree with him

    compare this to when Cuba Gooding Jr. got pissed that he couldn't play Daredevil

    Daredevil's identity is all tied up in Irish New Yorker shit, Hell's Kitchen is his stomping grounds and his dad was an Irish boxer and all that

    could you change that into something else? sure, but you'd lose something of Daredevil's character

    whereas Peter Parker's ethnicity is entirely unimportant

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN' NERDS

    BE A COOL KID LIKE ME BROS

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    so maybe people who aren't comic book fans should stop talking out they'se ass about subjects beyond them

    Calm down, Pony.

    No, man, Comics are serious business.

    God, chat has been so incredibly nerdy this morning.

    I want to highlight some good topics:
    Should Archie be with Betty or Veronica
    Yordle pornography
    The relative size of federation class starships
    What if The Doctor was a woman
    Black spiderman

    Is that everything?

    Oh wait, I forgot to add:
    The framerate of The Hobbit

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    One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Whenever chat gets too nerdy for me, I just read about + watch + play sports. Gotta balance things out.

    Plus I fucking love sports.

    Yeah, I love seeing a golfer run up and down the pitch after he hits a touchdown.

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