They are really goats dressed in a toga
Is the riddle a 4chan meme?
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TrippyJingMoses supposes his toeses are roses.But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered Userregular
Answer these riddles three!
Who are you, why are you here, and what are you wearing?!
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MetalbourneInside a cluster b personalityRegistered Userregular
So two of my friends are female to male trans guys. One of them isn't even on testosterone yet and looks all sorts of male. Like, I'm just amazed at how masculine his body is. I mean I guess the best scenario would have been to be born as the correct sex, but when you don't need much help in the way of hormones, well that's pretty lucky.
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BeastehTHAT WOULD NOTKILL DRACULARegistered Userregular
i saw the worlds cutest lesbian couple at work yesterday
all i could do was furtively glance and go holy balls that is sweet
Kill one of your friends and wear their skin. Not only will you be warmer, but any potential mugger will go 'whoa, that's sort of messed up', and then not mug you.
Flying in a helicopter over Ramadi made me nervous.
I remember Ramadi
well, hearing about it
our boys were always most worried about driving through Fallujah proper
so they had to drive the long way around to Taqqadum
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WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
Man shorty I had one of my dreams last night were the army kidnaps me and makes me deploy again.
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MetalbourneInside a cluster b personalityRegistered Userregular
So are you still under the same bridge? If you walk at three miles per hour you can get three miles away from there in an hour and across town in six! Also you should look for a Denny's because I could really go for some Denny's right now, but I'll have to settle for you going and telling me about it.
Being in a large group and getting assaulted by drunken skinheads in Florence, Italy only to have half the group just flip-out and RUN so that we were lost in a foreign country in the middle of the night was pretty damn scary.
And because I was one of the only kids who kept his shit together and had some sense of direction all the responsibility of getting us back to the hotel fell on me.
After all that and not one of the ladies in the group gave me a break and threw me some "thank god we're alive!" make-out-times.
Kill one of your friends and wear their skin. Not only will you be warmer, but any potential mugger will go 'whoa, that's sort of messed up', and then not mug you.
Kill one of your friends and wear their skin. Not only will you be warmer, but any potential mugger will go 'whoa, that's sort of messed up', and then not mug you.
what if they try to mug him for the skin
Then give them the skin, let them go away, and then kill another of your friends. People who mug people for skin are probably rare, and he's got 4 friends.
Also calling the police is a legit tactic when you are stuck and feel threatened.
We are underneath an overpass with nobody and no cabs and no transit
I am so scared and we are so alone.
I would like you all to know I appreciate everyone in this forum. In case I get mugged or die tonight
Please talk about your scary experiences here
Scary recent experience.
the girl I was having sex with passed out (drugs and alcohol mix), and I was unable to wake her up by any means.... I was at her flat, it was 3 am, I had to be at work at 8am.... I needed her awake so she could open the lobby door of the building.
Yes, with a quick verbal "boom." You take a man's peko, you deny him his dab, all that is left is to rise up and tear down the walls of Jericho with a ".....not!" -TexiKen
^^ there's so much wrong with that story right there
also I thought this was gonna be some kind of hypothetical situation thread. Like, "If you were stuck under a bridge with four of your closest friends, which one would you a) bone first, b) eat first, c) send for help."
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Is the riddle a 4chan meme?
Who are you, why are you here, and what are you wearing?!
all i could do was furtively glance and go holy balls that is sweet
But when I went to the Krispy Kreme to get some...
They had no clue what I was talking about!
I fear they may have been fake or something
(Hope you wind up okay)
that ain't no place for no
better man
maybe they were at dunkin donuts
Steam // Secret Satan
I remember Ramadi
well, hearing about it
our boys were always most worried about driving through Fallujah proper
so they had to drive the long way around to Taqqadum
And because I was one of the only kids who kept his shit together and had some sense of direction all the responsibility of getting us back to the hotel fell on me.
After all that and not one of the ladies in the group gave me a break and threw me some "thank god we're alive!" make-out-times.
It was the worst.
what if they try to mug him for the skin
They have Avenger themed pizzas at work
Nah man
http://cdn.informabtl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/arte-donas.jpg
Though with that pic I just found, maybe they just weren't in the U.S.?
wait, how did this happen exactly?
Then give them the skin, let them go away, and then kill another of your friends. People who mug people for skin are probably rare, and he's got 4 friends.
Also calling the police is a legit tactic when you are stuck and feel threatened.
Steam // Secret Satan
Also if you die, can I have your stuff?
t4ct and the haunted toga
Toga 4: Cursed Togas
Scary recent experience.
the girl I was having sex with passed out (drugs and alcohol mix), and I was unable to wake her up by any means.... I was at her flat, it was 3 am, I had to be at work at 8am.... I needed her awake so she could open the lobby door of the building.
also I thought this was gonna be some kind of hypothetical situation thread. Like, "If you were stuck under a bridge with four of your closest friends, which one would you a) bone first, b) eat first, c) send for help."
how do you even get stuck under a bridge anyway.
if you're still stuck there do this
http://www.audioentropy.com/