my boss wouldn't let me leave work early for Katrina. (Jackson, MS). It came through as a strong Category 2. I drove home in weather I have never seen in my life, barely keeping my ford aerostar on the road, only to watch, maybe 15 minutes after I got home, an oak tree blow down on my house.
So yeah, fuck bosses with no comprehension of bad weather and employee safety.
Lud....why do you drive a mini-van?
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
all the top choices are articles like, 10 cheap romantic gift ideas
and im all, I DONT WANT CHEAP I WANT EXPENSIVE MY WIFE HAS BEEN THROUGH HELL THIS YEAR
but no one wants to write that article i guess
well i was under the impression the most romantic thing to do would be to get her some item of jewelry that was personalised in some sense or specifically related to her
but present it to her with like some shit that shows you want to penis her all the time
that combination - desire to penis and jewelry - is a 100% winner let me tell you
Gah, had quite the scare in the shower rinsing off just now. Doing my usual clean up when suddenly, oh god, there is a lump in my nut sack, there is a definite lump, oh jesus I can feel it I got the cancer but I am too young for this shit what?
Take a look. Big old bug bite on my nuts. Sigh of relief...pause... god damn it I have a big old bug bite on my nuts.
Actually, testicular cancer most commonly occurs in young and middle-age guys.
things I am thinking about for this city-planning game:
set on the bottom of the sea in a few decades; your job is to relieve the pressure on arable/inhabitable areas on the land while various folks develop a way to get on Mars and such
you'll have various factions to contend with, like expansionists and intellectuals
most of the buildings will be available from the start: food, entertainment, government, education
some things you'll have to research to build, still toying with how that should work (for example, you'll start with hydroponic farms, growing vegetables, for the best yield on resources, and you could research ways to catch fish from outside safely and make them edible, or simply raise animals inside the bubble)
thinking probably there will not be elections, you'll have to please the board members of the coalition sponsoring the habitat
there will be campaign and free play, the latter will have various areas around the world to play in with their own maps and benefits
my boss wouldn't let me leave work early for Katrina. (Jackson, MS). It came through as a strong Category 2. I drove home in weather I have never seen in my life, barely keeping my ford aerostar on the road, only to watch, maybe 15 minutes after I got home, an oak tree blow down on my house.
So yeah, fuck bosses with no comprehension of bad weather and employee safety.
Lud....why do you drive a mini-van?
I was a poor kid working at an ISP for $8.00 an hour? It was my college vehicle.
91 Ford Aerostar. Power Steering worked sometimes.
Gah, had quite the scare in the shower rinsing off just now. Doing my usual clean up when suddenly, oh god, there is a lump in my nut sack, there is a definite lump, oh jesus I can feel it I got the cancer but I am too young for this shit what?
Take a look. Big old bug bite on my nuts. Sigh of relief...pause... god damn it I have a big old bug bite on my nuts.
Actually, testicular cancer most commonly occurs in young and middle-age guys.
Oh snaps I just noticed that you are no longer banned!
Also.... gah don't tell me these things!
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
1) buy girlfriend silver and pearl earrings for christmas
2) have her cheat on you days before christmas
3) stand in a target parking lot in the awful, biting snow for 30 minutes waiting for some dude to show up from craigslist
4) the whole time you're standing there with the telltale aqua tiffany's bag
5) passing women elbow their boyfriends and mutter 'why don't you ever get me things from tiffany's!' or 'she's a lucky girl '
6) get paid for earrings by hillbilly
7) use money to get drunk; cry
jesus christ chu
this sounds like a Leonard Cohen song
it was p totes lame jacob
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
my boss wouldn't let me leave work early for Katrina. (Jackson, MS). It came through as a strong Category 2. I drove home in weather I have never seen in my life, barely keeping my ford aerostar on the road, only to watch, maybe 15 minutes after I got home, an oak tree blow down on my house.
So yeah, fuck bosses with no comprehension of bad weather and employee safety.
Lud....why do you drive a mini-van?
I was a poor kid working at an ISP for $8.00 an hour? It was my college vehicle.
91 Ford Aerostar. Power Steering worked sometimes.
I had a friend with an Aeorstar. That shit was AWESOME.
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An alternate version, Yat Gaw Mein, is found in Baltimore and Philadelphia carry out restaurants. Yat Gaw Mein consists of thick wheat noodles (similar to udon) in a ketchup-based sauce or brown gravy, accompanied by thickly sliced onions and a hard-boiled egg.[3]. Meat, chicken, and seafood can be added, with some restaurants including the option of pig's feet[4]
why does everything philadelphia does have to sound so gross
goddamnit
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HenroidMexican kicked from Immigration ThreadCentrism is Racism :3Registered Userregular
So with my flight for California just a couple days away I got a weird phone call from my mother just now who insisted she had to call back again because of something going on "at the airport." My holiday plans are about to get fucking ruined, I feel. I am seizing up physically. Please god just let things go through as planned.
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There is a commercial for this testosterone replacement that is applied under your arms like deodorant. At the end of the ad the guy rubbing this stuff on his pit becomes an animated image done all in orange tones, and a festive spray of cartoon something sprays out of his pit across the screen, all in orange.
And all I could think was "tubgirl brand deodorant"
I have been getting shitty ROI in that regard in my life then
One of my gay buddies started handing out printed coupons good for a blowjob as a form of currency.
I really wish homosexuality were a choice, because that seems awesome, and given the choice, I would totally choose gayitude.
are you saying that gay people aren't volitional human beings? they're just puppets, unable to determine their own destinies? unable to exercise sovereignty?
i never expected this sort of bigotry from you, than
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
So with my flight for California just a couple days away I got a weird phone call from my mother just now who insisted she had to call back again because of something going on "at the airport." My holiday plans are about to get fucking ruined, I feel. I am seizing up physically. Please god just let things go through as planned.
Take a chill pill. It's just been really breezy today.
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It's worked for me. And I was buying low end Tiffany's.
Lud....why do you drive a mini-van?
They have Lexus commercials for what you're looking for.
Every other step, at least.
to the camps with them
well i was under the impression the most romantic thing to do would be to get her some item of jewelry that was personalised in some sense or specifically related to her
but present it to her with like some shit that shows you want to penis her all the time
that combination - desire to penis and jewelry - is a 100% winner let me tell you
Conventionally it works the other way around, in that people tend to receive oral sex in exchange for jewellery.
how long ago did you guys meet?
That makes my last post pretty awesome since I missed this!
you'll have various factions to contend with, like expansionists and intellectuals
most of the buildings will be available from the start: food, entertainment, government, education
some things you'll have to research to build, still toying with how that should work (for example, you'll start with hydroponic farms, growing vegetables, for the best yield on resources, and you could research ways to catch fish from outside safely and make them edible, or simply raise animals inside the bubble)
thinking probably there will not be elections, you'll have to please the board members of the coalition sponsoring the habitat
there will be campaign and free play, the latter will have various areas around the world to play in with their own maps and benefits
Begrudgingly agreed with
Still gross :P
I was a poor kid working at an ISP for $8.00 an hour? It was my college vehicle.
91 Ford Aerostar. Power Steering worked sometimes.
Oh snaps I just noticed that you are no longer banned!
Also.... gah don't tell me these things!
u mad
if i could afford it dawg she'd be getting one
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d48f226815/lexus-a-december-to-forget
gimmie
well played mister truck, well played
Tis a thing o' beauty, it is.
it was p totes lame jacob
I had a friend with an Aeorstar. That shit was AWESOME.
also the art is ugly as fuck
nice try at shadows bro
OH WAIT U DONT NO WAT A SHADOW IS
k0k0k0k0k0k0k0k9k9k9k9k9kkll0l0l0l0
dominated
ps jacob u smel
Don't get me wrong, I could and would (and do elsewhere on the net) but no. :P
why does everything philadelphia does have to sound so gross
goddamnit
um 11 years ago now
Welcome to the mind of Grant Morrison. Leave your sanity at the door.
is she also a terrestrial member of the clade selachimorpha
I really wish homosexuality were a choice, because that seems awesome, and given the choice, I would totally choose gayitude.
no
it is in fact u who smells
And all I could think was "tubgirl brand deodorant"
the internet has ruined me.
are you saying that gay people aren't volitional human beings? they're just puppets, unable to determine their own destinies? unable to exercise sovereignty?
i never expected this sort of bigotry from you, than
omg
Normally I'd tell you to create an experience. But you're out of damn time. So what kind of budget are we talking about here?
Take a chill pill. It's just been really breezy today.