How do you get killed by a sheep? How is that even possible?
I read a news article where a woman in a golf cart was rammed off a cliff by a stampede of sheep.
Edit: This was either like New Zealand or Wales or some other poppycock location.
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
Black Sheep was an odd film.
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
How do you get killed by a sheep? How is that even possible?
They have a pretty disgusting mouth, and you get some people who die from infected sheep bites. And I assume that one or two people in Washington state die from being kicked by one they were attempting to be amorous with.
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
I bet that would open up a bank safe like a treat.
you'd have to know where to shoot, though.
or, well, I'm no expert on vault door design. But I imagine it's kinda hard to open one even if you can punch holes in it.
Make a big enough hole and that's not really a problem. The trick is making a big enough hole. Or getting a tiny person as a partner.
well, yeah. And RPGs don't make big holes.
Just needs to be tiny person big enough. Or enough to let me remove the hinges. I mean sure the proper way to do this would be RDX but the RPG is cooler.
RPG makes like, doormouse big enough.
It's likely to get a bit bigger when dealing with a safe because all of that over pressure is going to be going somewhere. We are talking a current RPG like a 21 though. Should be big enough afterwards to shove Arch through.
again... dormouse size
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It bothers me actually that even knowing how poorly most apex and near-apex predators are doing in the wild, filmmakers keep casting them as villains in their shitty thrillers.
You know who kills a lot of people?
Fucking people.
Bears, wolves, sharks etc? Not so much.
Sharks, wolves and bears are both cheaper and better actors than many other alternatives for thrillers though.
...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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I bet that would open up a bank safe like a treat.
you'd have to know where to shoot, though.
or, well, I'm no expert on vault door design. But I imagine it's kinda hard to open one even if you can punch holes in it.
Make a big enough hole and that's not really a problem. The trick is making a big enough hole. Or getting a tiny person as a partner.
well, yeah. And RPGs don't make big holes.
Just needs to be tiny person big enough. Or enough to let me remove the hinges. I mean sure the proper way to do this would be RDX but the RPG is cooler.
RPG makes like, doormouse big enough.
It's likely to get a bit bigger when dealing with a safe because all of that over pressure is going to be going somewhere. We are talking a current RPG like a 21 though. Should be big enough afterwards to shove Arch through.
The existence of wild animals proves that humans have failed at domesticating everything.
Every animal should be domesticated and living in harmony with humanity
Preferably in humanity's stomach. Nom nom nom nom tasty animals
"The freedom of birds is an insult to me. I'd have them all in zoos."
the grey looked like quite a stupid movie but It would be interesting to have a movie sorta like that
someone trying to survive somewhere really cold and inhospitable. The movie would be perfectly crafted to create the sense of utter desolation. At the end the main person would freeze to death.
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BethrynUnhappiness is MandatoryRegistered Userregular
the grey looked like quite a stupid movie but It would be interesting to have a movie sorta like that
someone trying to survive somewhere really cold and inhospitable. The movie would be perfectly crafted to create the sense of utter desolation. At the end the main person would freeze to death.
Jack London wrote To Build a Fire like, a hundred years ago.
the grey looked like quite a stupid movie but It would be interesting to have a movie sorta like that
someone trying to survive somewhere really cold and inhospitable. The movie would be perfectly crafted to create the sense of utter desolation. At the end the main person would freeze to death.
Jack London wrote To Build a Fire like, a hundred years ago.
in the furthest reaches of the artic and antarctic there's nothing at all to make a fire with.
I want to make a six hour movie about a man freezing to death and he is utterly powerless to do anything about it throughout.
the grey looked like quite a stupid movie but It would be interesting to have a movie sorta like that
someone trying to survive somewhere really cold and inhospitable. The movie would be perfectly crafted to create the sense of utter desolation. At the end the main person would freeze to death.
Jack London wrote To Build a Fire like, a hundred years ago.
in the furthest reaches of the artic and antarctic there's nothing at all to make a fire with.
I want to make a six hour movie about a man freezing to death and he is utterly powerless to do anything about it throughout.
I'm uncertain why that would in anynway be superior to a story in which the audiences expectations are held in suspense by the protagonist not being obviously doomed from the start.
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I wonder what the DMV considers proof of address
like does my license having my address on it matter? or the fact that they mailed me the renewal form at said address? I feel I have to assume they'll be as dumb as possible about it.
the grey looked like quite a stupid movie but It would be interesting to have a movie sorta like that
someone trying to survive somewhere really cold and inhospitable. The movie would be perfectly crafted to create the sense of utter desolation. At the end the main person would freeze to death.
Jack London wrote To Build a Fire like, a hundred years ago.
in the furthest reaches of the artic and antarctic there's nothing at all to make a fire with.
I want to make a six hour movie about a man freezing to death and he is utterly powerless to do anything about it throughout.
I'm uncertain why that would in anynway be superior to a story in which the audiences expectations are held in suspense by the protagonist not being obviously doomed from the start.
I'm trying to start a new "director as antagonist to the audience" movement
the grey looked like quite a stupid movie but It would be interesting to have a movie sorta like that
someone trying to survive somewhere really cold and inhospitable. The movie would be perfectly crafted to create the sense of utter desolation. At the end the main person would freeze to death.
Jack London wrote To Build a Fire like, a hundred years ago.
in the furthest reaches of the artic and antarctic there's nothing at all to make a fire with.
I want to make a six hour movie about a man freezing to death and he is utterly powerless to do anything about it throughout.
I'm uncertain why that would in anynway be superior to a story in which the audiences expectations are held in suspense by the protagonist not being obviously doomed from the start.
I'm trying to start a new "director as antagonist to the audience" movement
like does my license having my address on it matter? or the fact that they mailed me the renewal form at said address? I feel I have to assume they'll be as dumb as possible about it.
electricity bill, then.
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Gonna go back to studying after one more Home Movies
It's the one with the really nice bully.
"You sure you want to wear that shirt? I got a spare. It'd be a shame to, y'know, to ruin it."
the grey looked like quite a stupid movie but It would be interesting to have a movie sorta like that
someone trying to survive somewhere really cold and inhospitable. The movie would be perfectly crafted to create the sense of utter desolation. At the end the main person would freeze to death.
Jack London wrote To Build a Fire like, a hundred years ago.
in the furthest reaches of the artic and antarctic there's nothing at all to make a fire with.
I want to make a six hour movie about a man freezing to death and he is utterly powerless to do anything about it throughout.
I'm uncertain why that would in anynway be superior to a story in which the audiences expectations are held in suspense by the protagonist not being obviously doomed from the start.
the grey looked like quite a stupid movie but It would be interesting to have a movie sorta like that
someone trying to survive somewhere really cold and inhospitable. The movie would be perfectly crafted to create the sense of utter desolation. At the end the main person would freeze to death.
Jack London wrote To Build a Fire like, a hundred years ago.
in the furthest reaches of the artic and antarctic there's nothing at all to make a fire with.
I want to make a six hour movie about a man freezing to death and he is utterly powerless to do anything about it throughout.
I'm uncertain why that would in anynway be superior to a story in which the audiences expectations are held in suspense by the protagonist not being obviously doomed from the start.
I'm trying to start a new "director as antagonist to the audience" movement
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Edit: This was either like New Zealand or Wales or some other poppycock location.
There's often a lot of them.¨
Also they're spry.
Speaking of that I don't remember where it was but I read a story of a wolf that had been kicked to death by the sheep it tried to eat.
They have a pretty disgusting mouth, and you get some people who die from infected sheep bites. And I assume that one or two people in Washington state die from being kicked by one they were attempting to be amorous with.
again... dormouse size
scrapie
Again, Arch.
"The freedom of birds is an insult to me. I'd have them all in zoos."
safes are typically anchored to the floor because step one of breaking into a man-moveable safe is "tip it on its back"
real life "safe crackers" use archimedes and a power saw as opposed to a stethoscope
or so i have been told
That is adorable. Plus now you get to call yourself a sex wizard. Which is a great title that you should abuse.
someone trying to survive somewhere really cold and inhospitable. The movie would be perfectly crafted to create the sense of utter desolation. At the end the main person would freeze to death.
Cows? Horses? No.
Maternal cows in a herd will quite happily fuck you up for walking too near them.
Horses don't even need a reason to start something, they can just be feeling bored and decide, "hey, there's a rambler, let's fuck with him."
Jack London wrote To Build a Fire like, a hundred years ago.
this prognosis does make it likely that I'll end up not knowing her anymore soon, doesn't it?
Anyway I'm sick! Which means yay no work!
Maybe.
You should've had more sex before getting her number!
But you can still work this thing.
Just be careful to never introduce yourself.
in the furthest reaches of the artic and antarctic there's nothing at all to make a fire with.
I want to make a six hour movie about a man freezing to death and he is utterly powerless to do anything about it throughout.
I will never ever say hi to her again.
fuckin' foolproof.
EDIT: No, wait, I should never say goodbye. Or. wait.
I'm uncertain why that would in anynway be superior to a story in which the audiences expectations are held in suspense by the protagonist not being obviously doomed from the start.
like does my license having my address on it matter? or the fact that they mailed me the renewal form at said address? I feel I have to assume they'll be as dumb as possible about it.
As the metasextual wizard, I'd say you should just be safe and never speak to her.
I'm trying to start a new "director as antagonist to the audience" movement
Swell plan.
Uwe?
?
electricity bill, then.
It's the one with the really nice bully.
"You sure you want to wear that shirt? I got a spare. It'd be a shame to, y'know, to ruin it."
This is code for your snuff film, isn't it?
--LeVar Burton
...shit.
upstaged before I even began.
i just googled this
god belss america
you made super intelligent sharks
of course they'd kill us
they're super intelligent sharks
they don't know any better