I had "Weight Training" in high school which was basically can you change clothes and then sit around and talk for an hour while holding dumbbells.
I had walk a couple of laps and then go take a nap. I had so many good naps in school.
Yeah, eventually a bunch of us convinced the teacher that our AP physics teacher was going to let us come and sit it on her second class which was during the same time as our weight training class, so for about a month before the AP test we got to walk in, check in with him, and then leave.
New York State banned dodgeball, so instead we played survivor (which is totally different from dodgeball, you can tell because it has a different name!).
New York State banned dodgeball, so instead we played survivor (which is totally different from dodgeball, you can tell because it has a different name!).
My school never had any problems about bullying the fat kid/gay kid/whatever, but I realize that is a huge, huge outlier compared to the rest of the teenage world
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
I've noticed a debunking of pretty much every weight loss tactic I've ever heard over the last month or so.
So, basically, the only way to lose weight is to run 400 miles per day and only eat broccoli.
New York State banned dodgeball, so instead we played survivor (which is totally different from dodgeball, you can tell because it has a different name!).
BLOOMBERG YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR
Bloomberg? You're thinking of fake New York. I'm from real New York, where Pataki reigned with an iron fist.
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
I'm reaaaallly feeling Taco Bell for dinner. It calls me with it's sweet siren voice.
Then I woefully look down at my calorie counter and the counting begins
Well I can get 1 soft taco ....a chalupa or.... Grilled stuffed burrito..or this..or... *CALCULATOR OVERLOAD*
Bless your heart.
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ElldrenIs a woman dammitceterum censeoRegistered Userregular
@Cambiata do you have any previous romance language experience? If so Standard Brazilian Portuguese should be fairly easy
If not more difficult
note that knowing the standard speech won't help you necessarily with colloquialisms at all, which vary a lot by region and are often based on non-romance languages
fuck gendered marketing
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BobCescaIs a girlBirmingham, UKRegistered Userregular
Little shit of a pony once bit me when I was cleaning its hoof (not really its fault; had sensitive feet and someone who should have known better and not been in its stall anyway decided for some unknown reason to play around with its feet). I had the biggest blood blister ever on my back for over a week and then a very interesting scar/scab for a month or so.
New York State banned dodgeball, so instead we played survivor (which is totally different from dodgeball, you can tell because it has a different name!).
We did the combat variant. Which meant I was often drafted into the human shield for the medic roll. Grab a ball and start deflecting. And me yelling left or right when I was dodging the balls thrown at my knees.
I'm reaaaallly feeling Taco Bell for dinner. It calls me with it's sweet siren voice.
Then I woefully look down at my calorie counter and the counting begins
Well I can get 1 soft taco ....a chalupa or.... Grilled stuffed burrito..or this..or... *CALCULATOR OVERLOAD*
I'm reaaaallly feeling Taco Bell for dinner. It calls me with it's sweet siren voice.
Then I woefully look down at my calorie counter and the counting begins
Well I can get 1 soft taco ....a chalupa or.... Grilled stuffed burrito..or this..or... *CALCULATOR OVERLOAD*
this fuckin panera sandwich, man
I'm quite hungry but I've got plenty of points to blow on the delicious chicken enchiladas I'm making for dinner.
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Yeah, eventually a bunch of us convinced the teacher that our AP physics teacher was going to let us come and sit it on her second class which was during the same time as our weight training class, so for about a month before the AP test we got to walk in, check in with him, and then leave.
twitch.tv/tehsloth
So this was a serious line of argumentation huh
*takes off glasses*
*pulls a long drag from cigarette*
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
There was a kid named Smokey (in jr high) that was at least 25, and I am pretty sure he killed people for fun.
BLOOMBERG YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
i mean why else would you do it
and I was oh so thankful for my PE training then
we had metal detectors at my middle school and first high school
i never felt unsafe though
the only thing that was dangerous was the shop teacher who liked to sexually harass the girls
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
So, basically, the only way to lose weight is to run 400 miles per day and only eat broccoli.
Fuck it.
the horse and the dog are both attacking a duck
Bloomberg? You're thinking of fake New York. I'm from real New York, where Pataki reigned with an iron fist.
Then I woefully look down at my calorie counter and the counting begins
Well I can get 1 soft taco ....a chalupa or.... Grilled stuffed burrito..or this..or... *CALCULATOR OVERLOAD*
If not more difficult
note that knowing the standard speech won't help you necessarily with colloquialisms at all, which vary a lot by region and are often based on non-romance languages
yep
nothing but the highest highbrow dinner conversation with my family
she kept coming up with hypothetical scenarios where people fall over the dog to their death
and i'm all "THAT ISN'T BEING KICKED THAT'S TRIPPING OVER THE FUCKING DOG WTF????"
what then
apparently
If Django is accurate at all, millions of African Americans died a day from dog attacks in the antebellum period
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
omg what if they already are
like
if I became an electric engineer could I work in teledildonics
We did the combat variant. Which meant I was often drafted into the human shield for the medic roll. Grab a ball and start deflecting. And me yelling left or right when I was dodging the balls thrown at my knees.
this fuckin panera sandwich, man
(Don't worry, I expect you all to gloat when I am complaining about it being Monday before the rest of you).
holy shit call the president on the red phone
WAT
THEN
I'm quite hungry but I've got plenty of points to blow on the delicious chicken enchiladas I'm making for dinner.
twitch.tv/tehsloth
It's a word that is mostly a joke but you totally could. Actual teledildonics tend to be either really weak and useless or unbelievably dangerous.
*blows silent whistle frantically*
tripping. over. invisible. dogs.
down a staircase!
Old people are weird.
Fortunately, there are people for whom the "unbelievably dangerous" is a feature, not a bug.
Secret Service was amused.