Club PA 2.0 has arrived! If you'd like to access some extra PA content and help support the forums, check it out at patreon.com/ClubPA
The image size limit has been raised to 1mb! Anything larger than that should be linked to. This is a HARD limit, please do not abuse it.
Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!

Knights of Arcadia Phalla Night GAME OVER: MAFIA VICTORY

1373840424348

Posts

  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    So, I suspect I won't live to see the sunset tomorrow morning as a result of outing my gift.

    So here is what I propose. If you have a curse you should PM me (with Munkus included) and I will lift it from you.

    If that doesn't happen I am going to pick someone who I think is cursed and cure them from their wickedness.

    2mw6ukw.jpg
  • GizzyGizzy <- girl PhoenixRegistered User regular
    I'm not cursed. Just throwing that out there.

    3DS Friend Code 3282-2248-0453
    Gizzy's Amazon Xmas Wishlist
  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    AFAIK, I am not cursed.

    So don't waste it on me.

  • jdarksunjdarksun Scion of Chaos Registered User regular
    Malkor wrote: »
    vertroue wrote: »
    I have little Ceasers
    pizza pizza?

    They used to make a mean anchovy pizza before they disappeared, re-tooled, and became what they are now.
    Back when Little Ceaser's made pizza instead of pre-made bread discs with a tomato-flavored sauce? Back when their pies were rectangular?

    Man, I remember that. I miss it.

    OminousLozenge
  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    bah well when you are waiting for a paycheck and want cheap pizza it works lol.

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
    kime
  • InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    Well, today appears to have been mostly a loss. We had good discussion yesterday, and it's not clear what we should add to that. There are, I think, definitely threads to look up tomorrow, including possibly research on who was driving the multiple-day <Zonugal> wagon, but let's see how things turn out with <Anialos> tonight.

    Generalísimo de Fuerzas Armadas de la República Argentina

    Path of Exile current character: Delplari
  • SaberOverEasySaberOverEasy Registered User regular
    Getting the results on Anialos is really the most important thing at the moment.

    It's been a pain, since the last two days in phalla time have been almost a week, but Anialos was also the runner up last night. There's not a ton of overlap in the RME wagon vs. the Zonugal wagon, unfortunately. There is a little more when you start looking at some of the other names that have been thrown around. Once we know how Anialos bleeds, we should have a strong lead or three.

  • SaberOverEasySaberOverEasy Registered User regular
    Also, get better Munkus!

    GrimmyTOAInvictusLarlarvertrouekimeOminousLozengeErin The RedBucketmanfacetiousFlarneRomanian My Escutcheon
  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    By the way you all.

    Someone tried to curse me Sunday evening, the 24th, but was thwarted by my superior immunity.

    I give you this fact.

    I GIVE YOU ALL THE FACTS!!!!

    2mw6ukw.jpg
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    Yes, yes. No one kill Zonugal plzkthx!

    14271f3c-c765-4e74-92b1-49d7612675f2.jpg
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Malkor wrote: »
    Yes, yes. No one kill Zonugal plzkthx!
    But then who will I kill instead?

  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Allow me to make a 100% accurate prediction about tonight's results.

    Tonight, someone...will win the vote and die.

  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    Malkor wrote: »
    Yes, yes. No one kill Zonugal plzkthx!
    But then who will I kill instead?

    Bedlam. Or Malkor. Maybe shalmelo. Is kime still around? Oh, vertroue - now that she's eaten New Little Caesar's pizza maybe that would count as an act of mercy.

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Om nom nom i become the ceaser!!!

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Now that it is witching hour, you should all know that I [touched] [Grimmy]'s [butt] with my [stovepipe hat]

    Help a trans woman (me) afford GRS!
    Hi Santa/Satan!
    Video games -> PSN and Twitch: The_Road_Virus Steam: TheRoadVirus
    OminousLozenge
  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    Now that it is witching hour, you should all know that I [touched] [Grimmy]'s [butt] with my [stovepipe hat]

    Zonugal, quick! It's the Curse of Bad Innuendo!

    Or is that In-your-endo?

    Argh, it's contagious!

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Keep away from my endo

  • InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    Now that it is witching hour, you should all know that I [touched] [Grimmy]'s [butt] with my [stovepipe hat]

    I thought the vote closed roughly an hour ago?

    Generalísimo de Fuerzas Armadas de la República Argentina

    Path of Exile current character: Delplari
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2013
    End of Night 6

    <Anialos> dies to the vote and the flies chase after.
    <Zonugal>, relic holder, dies to the beam and the eyes.

    That's all I can really do for now, I'm headed back home and on the iPad.

    There are now 4 shards total.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Twitch Channel
    Steam: munkus_beaver
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
    http://www.ccfa.org/
  • FlarneFlarne Registered User regular
    Well then. That's quite some black and blue dead people. I still consider T_A's voting record and posting habits to be suspicious.

  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    facetious for no good reason. Nor for any bad reason either, come to that.

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    jdarksun for being a nasty demon

    MSL59.jpg
  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    Huh how did my color tag jump to the end of the sentence.

    MSL59.jpg
  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    I really thought Ani would be a demon.

    Damn it.

    Other than quiet people, I got nothing.

  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING TO MY BEAUTIFUL SHARDS?

    So unkind, and after all the hospitality I've shown the remainder of you still alive.

    iwantanswers3.png
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    Wow, really wish those seers weren't ded.

    14271f3c-c765-4e74-92b1-49d7612675f2.jpg
  • SaberOverEasySaberOverEasy Registered User regular
    Seriously guys? We're on day 6 and this is our analysis?

    I'm saying Malkor He jumped on Assuran's Anialos wagon as soon as it started on Day 4. He then started the Anialos wagon again on day 5. He likely figured (correctly, as it turns out) that Anialos would be an easy wagon to get started again. Worst case, he could always blame Assuran for the villager wagon.

    Looking back over his full record, he's got a facetiuos throwaway on day 1, was midway on the MrT wagon day 2, third on the Gandalf wagon day 3, then went after Anialos the last couple of days.

    While there's been plenty of posts that scream "mafia," stuff like:
    Malkor wrote: »
    Wow, really wish those seers weren't ded.

    is right up at the top of things mafia say to stay active.

    Erin The Red
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    Except I'm not mafia. I'm just some schlub who thought that the Anialos thing was a legit avenue of inquiry and honestly I think it might have been, but things have kinda been dragging.

    14271f3c-c765-4e74-92b1-49d7612675f2.jpg
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Also was my thing 'mafia say to say active' suspicious because I typed 'ded' instead of 'dead'?

    I assure you, it was on porpoise.

    Malkor on
    14271f3c-c765-4e74-92b1-49d7612675f2.jpg
    OminousLozenge
  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Aww what's the matter Mister Aquaintace? Are we killing you? We are after all playing your game are we not?

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Okay I've been beating on this point for days now, but every time I've tried to raise a suspicion the vote has conveniently slipped onto another target. And now Zonugal dies blue - again, although I don't think the mafia would have necessarily voted for him at the time if they knew that, I'm still suspicious of how the vote keeps shifting away. Plus the people who voted for Zon in the first place never followed up on it at all after a very vocal dust-up in the thread, which I find suspicious in and of itself.

    shalmelo

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    Fuck your time zones.

    Perhaps this overlooked post here might enlighten some of you.

    Here is a man, seemingly angry just as the witching hour began. Perhaps he missed his chance to utilize his demonic power that day?

    *strokes his invisible chin beard*

    How very interesting, indeed.

    iwantanswers3.png
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    Man Larlar you're being so unhelpful, that I'm starting to think you're the only one who knows what's really going on.

    14271f3c-c765-4e74-92b1-49d7612675f2.jpg
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Am I being unhelpful? If you look at it from another perspective, I am being quite amazingly helpful. It all depends on what side you belong to. Everyone has a side.

    Well...save for me. Hee hee.

    iwantanswers3.png
  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I would rather we thin the demons numbers a little more before we finish off the shards.

    kime
  • OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    At this point I'll settle for accomplishing something, anything.

    New plan:

    3-way tie between Bliss101, Malkor, and Shalmelo. Go!

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Hey look, a narration!

    "No takers?" Yalor held his holy token to the spectators. "No one? Not even a guess about who among you bears the mark of the Ender?"

    There was a quiet hiss from the hole. It rose slowly, like a horde of approaching snakes.

    "Well <Anialos>, your time is up but it's clear I'm close behind," the Blood Councillor gestured toward the Acquaintance "Be it the beast or the bastard, my time is up."

    "Prepared for your Cartagran paradise, bounder?"

    "If the Lifestone even reaches this infernal place, I'll be true to my debts."

    "No sword," said the doomed knight. "No shield."

    "Just the armor on your back."

    "And the wit of your tongue."

    "Puts me up double on whatever those gutter drecks can muster."

    "Ha! And if words were steel you'd have then Bastilion Armory at your tips," the Acquaintance slurped out of a goblet carved from fruit. "Sadly, this is not a war of words and I do not deal fine armament for sweet affections."

    "Enough then, charlatan!" the hissing rose to a deafening din. The councilor continued, "These are not japes for your jocular candor."

    "A eulogy of half-witticisms for the knight and the rube!" A flash lit the crowd. "Bah! These annoyances continue..."

    Like lightning, the brass claws struck. No final, valiant stand was to be had here. There was never any valiance here, where intentions, robbed of humanity, spilled over with the bravado of drowning rats. Each clawing for air, buoyed by the corpses underfoot until the current dragged them under.

    The knight was just the most recent victim of the riptide, the wordsmith painted his own target and wore it proudly. He chose to die deliberately.

    Whether the eyes of the beast or the beam of strange origin killed him, neither was able to recover the holy relic. It shattered along with his body, ablaze in a thousand falling cinders.

    "NOT MUCH OF A FIGHT, LITTLE DEMON."

    "Not much of a sword, King of Worms."

    The Game continued.

    Twitch Channel
    Steam: munkus_beaver
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
    http://www.ccfa.org/
    Bucketmanfacetious
  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    That may be the best narration yet.

    Goddamn.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    Bliss 101

    On the rationale that
    a) the acquaintance knows more than we do at this point
    and
    b) the acquaintance likely needs the mafia dead
    and
    c) I've got no better ideas.

  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    I am feeling super bold.

    OminousLozenge
Sign In or Register to comment.