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SO there's this hooker that posts on my local Craigslist 'Erotic Services'

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    WavechaserWavechaser Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jimmy wrote: »
    Nah, I really believe the eyes are really the portal to the soul. You can tell alot about a person by looking into thier eyes. I like to get a ballpark idea about the strippers Im dealing with. Then again, I havent been to a strip club in about three years.

    Because of the restraining orders or...?

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

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    JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Jimmy wrote: »
    Nah, I really believe the eyes are really the portal to the soul. You can tell alot about a person by looking into thier eyes. I like to get a ballpark idea about the strippers Im dealing with. Then again, I havent been to a strip club in about three years.

    Really? I think you're just scaring the shit out of them.

    Yeah, I guess that could be the case too. But if they cant take my eyes staring into thiers, I guess they shouldnt be on the stage.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jimmy wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Jimmy wrote: »
    Nah, I really believe the eyes are really the portal to the soul. You can tell alot about a person by looking into thier eyes. I like to get a ballpark idea about the strippers Im dealing with. Then again, I havent been to a strip club in about three years.

    Really? I think you're just scaring the shit out of them.

    Yeah, I guess that could be the case too. But if they cant take my eyes staring into thiers, I guess they shouldnt be on the stage.

    Really? I think you shouldn't be in the strip club.

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    JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Wavechaser wrote: »
    Jimmy wrote: »
    Nah, I really believe the eyes are really the portal to the soul. You can tell alot about a person by looking into thier eyes. I like to get a ballpark idea about the strippers Im dealing with. Then again, I havent been to a strip club in about three years.

    Because of the restraining orders or...?

    Touche'

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I kid I kid.

    I hear what you are saying

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Also, its a good idea to leave credit and debit cards at home when going to a strip club.

    Avoid the temptation to swipe it in a girl's ass crack.

    Bring lots of 1 dollar coins, preferably stored in the freezer over night.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I was insinuating that I imagine Jimmy to look and behave exactly like Bob.

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Former Miss Hong Kong:
    Nude BJ: $30
    Full: $60

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    JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    I was insinuating that I imagine Jimmy to look and behave exactly like Bob.

    I may have to make that a new Avatar. Do you mind ?

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Not my comic. Go nuts, Bob.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Though it makes your location seem much more sinister.

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    slowslow Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    He's right, you know

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I was insinuating that I imagine Jimmy to look and behave exactly like Bob.

    That's my new desktop.

    Seriously I would kick a dude out of a strip club for staring at them with judgmental eyes like that.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Sup Slow

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I don't get sexually frustrated by baseball games, on the other hand, which is a much worse feeling than the feeling I get knowing that I'll never play baseball with the Twins.

    If you get sexually frustrated at a strip club you are going in with expectations that are not based in reality. Also, you're forgetting to jerk off after getting home. That's your problem, not the club's fault.

    First of all, I don't like the idea that I'm going to a place that makes me need to jack off when I get home.

    Second, I've never actually been to a strip club, so I don't know how I would react. I just don't feel inclined to waste my time and money on that stuff.

    First off, jacking off when getting home from anything is always a good idea.

    Second, strip clubs are neither the greatest thing ever nor a den of evil. It's something to experience at least once in your life. Just go in drunk, with friends, and never expecting any type of actual sexual stimulation...at all. That's not what they're for.

    Christ, Hunter, you're putting words into my mouth. I don't give a shit about stripjoints, I don't think they're some den of evil or anything. Fuck, man, you've got me way off-base on this.

    Someone rubbing their ass on my groin and tits in my face and I'm not expecting sexual stimulation? Dude, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get a raging boner from that. The blue balls would be pretty unsatisfactory, to be honest.

    I'd rather go to a cheaper place to get drinks...

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    slowslow Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Sup Slow
    Amazing things

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Slow is cool

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    slow wrote: »
    Sup Slow
    Amazing things

    Such as?

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    slowslow Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    slow wrote: »
    Sup Slow
    Amazing things
    Such as?
    New state and job, much-needed change of scenery

    Been a very positive month or so

    (hi2u scarlet)

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Only fools are positive.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    What state are you in now, slow

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Only fools are positive.

    You sure?

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    slowslow Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Virginia, about an hour outside DC

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    slowslow Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Basically when Callius moved, the forumer exchange program contacted me to fill in

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wavechaser wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I don't get sexually frustrated by baseball games, on the other hand, which is a much worse feeling than the feeling I get knowing that I'll never play baseball with the Twins.

    If you get sexually frustrated at a strip club you are going in with expectations that are not based in reality. Also, you're forgetting to jerk off after getting home. That's your problem, not the club's fault.

    First of all, I don't like the idea that I'm going to a place that makes me need to jack off when I get home.

    Second, I've never actually been to a strip club, so I don't know how I would react. I just don't feel inclined to waste my time and money on that stuff.

    First off, jacking off when getting home from anything is always a good idea.

    Second, strip clubs are neither the greatest thing ever nor a den of evil. It's something to experience at least once in your life. Just go in drunk, with friends, and never expecting any type of actual sexual stimulation...at all. That's not what they're for.

    There are some strip clubs out here with some really really good fucking food. That + lunch specials = great time.

    I would feel so fucking grimy being at a strip club during the day time.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Wavechaser wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I don't get sexually frustrated by baseball games, on the other hand, which is a much worse feeling than the feeling I get knowing that I'll never play baseball with the Twins.

    If you get sexually frustrated at a strip club you are going in with expectations that are not based in reality. Also, you're forgetting to jerk off after getting home. That's your problem, not the club's fault.

    First of all, I don't like the idea that I'm going to a place that makes me need to jack off when I get home.

    Second, I've never actually been to a strip club, so I don't know how I would react. I just don't feel inclined to waste my time and money on that stuff.

    First off, jacking off when getting home from anything is always a good idea.

    Second, strip clubs are neither the greatest thing ever nor a den of evil. It's something to experience at least once in your life. Just go in drunk, with friends, and never expecting any type of actual sexual stimulation...at all. That's not what they're for.

    There are some strip clubs out here with some really really good fucking food. That + lunch specials = great time.

    I would feel so fucking grimy being at a strip club during the day time.

    What if you worked night shift?

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter is shifting paradigms all over the place.

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    WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Wavechaser wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I don't get sexually frustrated by baseball games, on the other hand, which is a much worse feeling than the feeling I get knowing that I'll never play baseball with the Twins.

    If you get sexually frustrated at a strip club you are going in with expectations that are not based in reality. Also, you're forgetting to jerk off after getting home. That's your problem, not the club's fault.

    First of all, I don't like the idea that I'm going to a place that makes me need to jack off when I get home.

    Second, I've never actually been to a strip club, so I don't know how I would react. I just don't feel inclined to waste my time and money on that stuff.

    First off, jacking off when getting home from anything is always a good idea.

    Second, strip clubs are neither the greatest thing ever nor a den of evil. It's something to experience at least once in your life. Just go in drunk, with friends, and never expecting any type of actual sexual stimulation...at all. That's not what they're for.

    There are some strip clubs out here with some really really good fucking food. That + lunch specials = great time.

    Alriht, I'll mea cuplpa to this. I have gone into strip clubs for the 5 dollar buffet.

    ... it wasn't bad

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    JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Who knows what darkness lies in the heart of man?

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    There's still five dollar buffets around?

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    WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Killjoy wrote: »
    There's still five dollar buffets around?

    If the place is nasty enough there is.

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    TostitosTostitos __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Well after this morning I can say something I've never been able to say before, mainly that I've hung out with an 'escort'

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I hate strip clubs because I have to work across from one and I see the people who attend them. And the vast majority are assholes and idiots. But it may just be the clubs where the age limit starts at 18.

    But I honestly wish that most of them would just die. And stop parking in my lot.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jimmy wrote: »
    Who knows what darkness lies in the heart of man?

    Who is the Shadow

    I'll take Famous Strippers for five hundred Alex

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter is shifting paradigms all over the place.

    What the fuck are you talking about

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    JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Tostitos wrote: »
    Well after this morning I can say something I've never been able to say before, mainly that I've hung out with an 'escort'

    So, how did that work out for you ?

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter is shifting paradigms all over the place.

    What the fuck are you talking about

    paradigms

    being shifted

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    TostitosTostitos __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    J3p wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter is shifting paradigms all over the place.

    What the fuck are you talking about

    paradigms

    being shifted

    without a clutch.

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