RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, ModeratorMod Emeritus
edited August 2007
I love that you dudes just can't fathom that someone might just want to enjoy the company of a woman.
"All I know is that if some girl ever, ever gives me so much as a glimpse of a vagina one of these days, I'm just gunna fuck it and fuck it oh my god I'm gunna have so much sex with it, you guys don't even know."
Guess I can't fathom paying for the intellectual company of a woman - other than yeah... standard dating.
I mean maybe the hookers you guys know are different than the ones I've met, which granted isn't all that many, but I didn't see a whole lot of intellectual activity going on there....
I can't fathom being unable to find FREE intellectual stimulation from women. In my experience, women are very receptive to the company of men who only want to talk (as opposed to being sexual assaulted, which is what they're used to).
When I was at the shoe store the other day the lady who was helping me went totally apeshit about my feet. Apparently my arches or whatever are good? I have no idea what she was talking about but she was honestly excited.
When I was at the shoe store the other day the lady who was helping me went totally apeshit about my feet. Apparently my arches or whatever are good? I have no idea what she was talking about but she was honestly excited.
When I was at the shoe store the other day the lady who was helping me went totally apeshit about my feet. Apparently my arches or whatever are good? I have no idea what she was talking about but she was honestly excited.
When I was at the shoe store the other day the lady who was helping me went totally apeshit about my feet. Apparently my arches or whatever are good? I have no idea what she was talking about but she was honestly excited.
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"All I know is that if some girl ever, ever gives me so much as a glimpse of a vagina one of these days, I'm just gunna fuck it and fuck it oh my god I'm gunna have so much sex with it, you guys don't even know."
I mean maybe the hookers you guys know are different than the ones I've met, which granted isn't all that many, but I didn't see a whole lot of intellectual activity going on there....
Then they have to risk rejection.
and I told him I was already planning on it.
Fuck I would make so much money.
plus it would be good practice for your conversational japanese, dogg
plus scarlet already looks like one of those girly hosts as it is
he was born for the job
cause I don't want to bite them anymore
I'm not very good at it
I do this too sometimes
what stopped me from biting them permanently was getting braces, which made it impossible
I still do it every now and then though, and I can't seem to stop biting my thumbnails
it's just a terrible nervous habit
I tried pretty much everything to stop biting them, and some stupid looking things like wearing bandaids on all my fingers but nothing worked
they were really really terribly short and not very pretty to look at
now I can't believe I ever bit them that short, it freaks me out a little
The people that came up with that idea just weren't buying the right things.
me too for the most part
I've probably destroyed countless lives trying to paint them red
We're not talking about nail painting
Guys, what kind of saw do you like to use when you cut down trees. Personally I use a butter-knife.
I clip them when girls tell me that my nails are better looking than their fake ones.
And Jack.
I hope so. She's a real cutie.
I personally use my teeth.
And a good old-fashioned chain saw.
EDIT:damn
had terribly hot feet, I guess
I would have been such a hit in china when binding feet was par for the course
beaver
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.