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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Can it be said about other things? Sure, but here it is. People in gun magazines.

    Combat Handguns Magazine, November 2013
    Whites: 92
    Blacks: 1
    Hispanics: 1
    Asian: 1
    Interestingly, both the (light-skinned) black guy and the Hispanic guy are wearing uniforms -- don't worry, folks, they're on our side! The Asian is dressed in a suit and tie and is clearly presented as a law enforcement or high-end security professional.

    Guns & Weapons Magazine, October 2013
    Whites: 131
    Blacks: 2 (both law enforcement officers, one of whom is accompanied by 4 whites)
    Hispanics: 0
    Asians: 0

    GUNS Magazine, September 2013
    Whites: 60
    Blacks: 0
    Hispanics: 0
    Asians: 2 (Does it still count if they're Japanese soldiers from WW II in an ad for military surplus?)

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    son i ain't got rulers, whaddya think i am some sort of fucking nerd?

    well yes

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
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    this is madness

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    i'd actually forgotten most of it

    like reading the synopsis is not even jogging memory

    it is most likely that the teacher didn't cover those parts with us because we were like 9 and holy shit if you read synopsis you'll know what i'm talking about

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    son i ain't got rulers, whaddya think i am some sort of fucking nerd?

    well yes

    *pushes glasses up bridge of nose*

    you sonnuva

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    oh my god, i just watched that musicless miley cyrus video

    AMAZING

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    oh my god, i just watched that musicless miley cyrus video

    AMAZING

    :?:

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    ugh I had to drop off some food to my grandmother for dinner just a bit ago.

    and she's just out there with her cousin. Just sitting on the porch. That's all they do. Barely any conversation. Occasionally some gossip about a local. She just sits there. That's it. No books. No knitting. Nothing. Maybe a newspaper.

    ugh. how can people be content with that.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Chu, buddy, everything you put on that pizza box comes in different sizes.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    the thing with the finger cutting could easily be from early David Lynch

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »

    I was hoping Texas had a time machine and had decided to use it for good.

    None of my hopes were realized.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    oh my god, i just watched that musicless miley cyrus video

    AMAZING

    wut

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    chu buddy pls

    what have u done

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    i'd actually forgotten most of it

    like reading the synopsis is not even jogging memory

    it is most likely that the teacher didn't cover those parts with us because we were like 9 and holy shit if you read synopsis you'll know what i'm talking about

    Yeah, I remember being read Goodnight Mr Tom in Primary school, and I really do not remember half of this.

    jesus fuckin' christ......

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    oh my god, i just watched that musicless miley cyrus video

    AMAZING

    wut

    http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6903913/music-videos-without-music-we-cant-stop?referer=http://facebook.com

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Chu, buddy, everything you put on that pizza box comes in different sizes.

    *puts penis on box*

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    chu's getting lots of milage out of those glasses

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »

    Im book marking this for the next time someone herald's the economic wisdom of the Lone Star State.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    just remembering that book existed has made me sad

    christ

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    aaron is making beef pad thai

    this dude owns

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    ugh I had to drop off some food to my grandmother for dinner just a bit ago.

    and she's just out there with her cousin. Just sitting on the porch. That's all they do. Barely any conversation. Occasionally some gossip about a local. She just sits there. That's it. No books. No knitting. Nothing. Maybe a newspaper.

    ugh. how can people be content with that.

    Maybe

    She has attractive neighbours who have marathon sex sessions and enjoy being watched

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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    edited July 2013
    I have that book, actually.

    It was a good book.

    EDIT:

    Though absolutely soulcrushing, the ending is actually really good. I think I was like ten when I finished it.

    Zephiran on
    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    chu's getting lots of milage out of those glasses

    they're a little too big : (

    they seemed fine when i tried them on then i guess i was too excited by the vision help to notice the fit

    but especially now that it's summer and i'm sweating they slide down my nose constantly

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular

    holy shit

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    chu's getting lots of milage out of those glasses

    they're a little too big : (

    they seemed fine when i tried them on then i guess i was too excited by the vision help to notice the fit

    but especially now that it's summer and i'm sweating they slide down my nose constantly

    welcome to being a nerd

    your neckbeard comb is in the mail

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »

    Im book marking this for the next time someone herald's the economic wisdom of the Lone Star State.

    I don't know how I'm going to feel about this when the oil companies decide it's more economical to start building their own roads instead

    and they start charging tolls

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    chu's getting lots of milage out of those glasses

    they're a little too big : (

    they seemed fine when i tried them on then i guess i was too excited by the vision help to notice the fit

    but especially now that it's summer and i'm sweating they slide down my nose constantly

    Yeah, my contacts do that all the time.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    why did that person post that story about that thing with the kid and what the fuck people god damn it shut it all down we've made a terrible mistake

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    JeanJean Heartbroken papa bear Gatineau, QuébecRegistered User regular
    Jean's in 'murica, yo!

    "You won't destroy us, You won't destroy our democracy. We are a small but proud nation. No one can bomb us to silence. No one can scare us from being Norway. This evening and tonight, we'll take care of each other. That's what we do best when attacked'' - Jens Stoltenberg
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Shit I did not know an 10 minutes ago...

    There is a porn parody of both The Biggest Loser and Curb Your Enthusiasm.

    /pops forget-me-now.

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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    why did that person post that story about that thing with the kid and what the fuck people god damn it shut it all down we've made a terrible mistake

    I'm sorry.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHIIzcWqsP0

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    chu's getting lots of milage out of those glasses

    they're a little too big : (

    they seemed fine when i tried them on then i guess i was too excited by the vision help to notice the fit

    but especially now that it's summer and i'm sweating they slide down my nose constantly

    Yeah, my contacts do that all the time.

    no

    you're too thin and wealthy to do this

    your life must either get significantly worse or you must cut back on mocking me, like a little league blowout with a mercy rule

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Jean wrote: »
    Jean's in 'murica, yo!

    awwwwwwwwwwwwww shit!

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular

    I just sent this link to my aunt by mistake.

    Welp...

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Blacklight active tattoo ink

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »

    Im book marking this for the next time someone herald's the economic wisdom of the Lone Star State.

    I don't know how I'm going to feel about this when the oil companies decide it's more economical to start building their own roads instead

    and they start charging tolls

    They aren't going to. That shit COSTS. It's much cheaper to tell the state legislature to give them their fucking roads back.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Jean wrote: »
    Jean's in 'murica, yo!

    Woot!
    Wheresaboutz?

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    i'd actually forgotten most of it

    like reading the synopsis is not even jogging memory

    it is most likely that the teacher didn't cover those parts with us because we were like 9 and holy shit if you read synopsis you'll know what i'm talking about

    Yeah, I remember being read Goodnight Mr Tom in Primary school, and I really do not remember half of this.

    jesus fuckin' christ......

    i remember we had a copy of the book each because we had to write summaries and stuff (small details are really clear in my head, like Mr Tom lived in a bungalow and the fire thing)

    i guess our teacher just assumed we wouldn't be bothered reading the rest of the book

    because holy shit this is fucking scarring

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