I'll do y'all one better: I got expelled from the gifted/accelerated stream for academic underperformance
Tee-hee me too.
Which probably explains why I've dropped out of college three times.
Hmm. I've only dropped out once! Clearly I shall need to work harder to match your record.
It's more of a mark of shame than a record.
I'm going to go drink now and think about my debt.
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i was accepted to harvard at age 15
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I moved to a school system that didn't have such a stream and managed to totally fuck my GPA in the transition (the old school used a weird 6 point scale, the new school just averaged everything down which wasn't actually how that worked)
I was in accelerated math and science. I got into honor's English some how but I sucked balls. So I went back to normal English.
I got into my sister's Honor's Algebra because so many of my classmates hadn't passed the math part of the grad exams that my normal algebra became a math exam prep class. So my teacher (God I love her. She introduced me to Discworld and Terry Pratchett. Among other things.) offered me and a few other students that had passed to join the honor's class since there was only 10 people in it. So I got in the same class as my sister, didn't really do my homework (we had scantrons so I would look at the question, find the answer that looked right and bubble it in.), and read or slept in class. I made an 84 while my sister studied hard, did her homework, took notes, and more, and made an 82. She still hates me for that to this day.
Then I made an 22 on my ACT the first time without studying and she made 16, 20, 20 on her tests. We both work at McDonalds right now.
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I'll do y'all one better: I got expelled from the gifted/accelerated stream for academic underperformance
Tee-hee me too.
Which probably explains why I've dropped out of college three times.
Hmm. I've only dropped out once! Clearly I shall need to work harder to match your record.
It's more of a mark of shame than a record.
I'm going to go drink now and think about my debt.
I was kicked out twice.
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honors English was so great. I bestrode that shit like a goddamned colossus. draft what is draft I will write thesis in its entirety two nights before it is due and it will be so good I don't get it back for a week as the English teachers pass it around between each other and random adults I have never met congratulate me in the halls
in retrospect that was kind of my high point academically oh well
I was in accelerated math and science. I got into honor's English some how but I sucked balls. So I went back to normal English.
I got into my sister's Honor's Algebra because so many of my classmates hadn't passed the math part of the grad exams that my normal algebra became a math exam prep class. So my teacher (God I love her. She introduced me to Discworld and Terry Pratchett. Among other things.) offered me and a few other students that had passed to join the honor's class since there was only 10 people in it. So I got in the same class as my sister, didn't really do my homework (we had scantrons so I would look at the question, find the answer that looked right and bubble it in.), and read or slept in class. I made an 84 while my sister studied hard, did her homework, took notes, and more, and made an 82. She still hates me for that to this day.
Then I made an 22 on my ACT the first time without studying and she made 16, 20, 20 on her tests. We both work at McDonalds right now.
If it makes you feel any better I was two points away from a perfect on my ACT because I suck at math.
And I'm a 26 year old multiple time college drop out.
I was so smart and athletic then. Ugh.
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I have to do drafts. Not only because of my horrible spelling but because I get so much information down onto a paper that what was going to be a 3 page report became 27 page draft (And that was on Mortal Kombat, violent in video games, and the ESRB).
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Although technically speaking I have a sugar momma so I did aomething right. Except we don't have sex. But I'd never want to sex her even though she's pretty it feels incestous. I'm talking too much.
Although technically speaking I have a sugar momma so I did aomething right. Except we don't have sex. But I'd never want to sex her even though she's pretty it feels incestous. I'm talking too much.
I was in accelerated math and science. I got into honor's English some how but I sucked balls. So I went back to normal English.
I got into my sister's Honor's Algebra because so many of my classmates hadn't passed the math part of the grad exams that my normal algebra became a math exam prep class. So my teacher (God I love her. She introduced me to Discworld and Terry Pratchett. Among other things.) offered me and a few other students that had passed to join the honor's class since there was only 10 people in it. So I got in the same class as my sister, didn't really do my homework (we had scantrons so I would look at the question, find the answer that looked right and bubble it in.), and read or slept in class. I made an 84 while my sister studied hard, did her homework, took notes, and more, and made an 82. She still hates me for that to this day.
Then I made an 22 on my ACT the first time without studying and she made 16, 20, 20 on her tests. We both work at McDonalds right now.
If it makes you feel any better I was two points away from a perfect on my ACT because I suck at math.
And I'm a 26 year old multiple time college drop out.
I was so smart and athletic then. Ugh.
Shit, I felt like a genius because the average in my school was 12.
Then this fucking Johnathan guy that joined my senior year from some Georgia school shows up and does 35 on the ACT. "Only because I ran out of time on the history part".
To all the confused, troubled teenagers out there, take it from an adult: drop out, hop a ship, and have as much disease-free sex as you can while you become a citizen of the world. Wikipedia and Google exist, school's for chumps.
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i was screwed in 9th grade no matter what though, even if i hadnt been depressed and self destructive
one test in my world history class was to take a blank sheet of paper and draw africa
like, all the countries, and borders, and names, and relevant geographical landmarks
like wtf
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to the confused, troubled teenagers out there: network as hard as you can with the kids of the global capitalist elite, they know all of society's cheat codes, and once you get into that circle it is very hard to fall back out
unless, well, it buys you a ticket into oxford and you become the statistic of the one in however many students who still managed to fail
Although technically speaking I have a sugar momma so I did aomething right. Except we don't have sex. But I'd never want to sex her even though she's pretty it feels incestous. I'm talking too much.
So jelly
It is a cool story I guess.
But I never would have thought. . .
*looks at stripper pole and stares off into the distance*
to the confused, troubled teenagers out there: network as hard as you can with scheck, they know all of society's cheat codes, and once you get into that circle it is very hard to fall back out
unless, well, it buys you a ticket into oxford and you become the statistic of the one in however many students who still managed to fail
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
to the confused, troubled teenagers out there: network as hard as you can with the kids of the global capitalist elite, they know all of society's cheat codes, and once you get into that circle it is very hard to fall back out
unless, well, it buys you a ticket into oxford and you become the statistic of the one in however many students who still managed to fail
Worked for me!
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i was screwed in 9th grade no matter what though, even if i hadnt been depressed and self destructive
one test in my world history class was to take a blank sheet of paper and draw africa
like, all the countries, and borders, and names, and relevant geographical landmarks
like wtf
geeze how old are you
that sounds like something out of my parent's day
this was 2005
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The ACT is like, a weird foreign thing to me. None of the schools I looked at even asked for ACT scores. It'll forever be that other test that only the screwups in prep school had to take.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
to the confused, troubled teenagers out there: network as hard as you can with scheck, they know all of society's cheat codes, and once you get into that circle it is very hard to fall back out
unless, well, it buys you a ticket into oxford and you become the statistic of the one in however many students who still managed to fail
he's going to be confused when the groupies show up at his door bearing all the gifts that [chat] advised them to bring
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It's more of a mark of shame than a record.
I'm going to go drink now and think about my debt.
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If you want to match DUE's total, I think you would have to do the opposite of that.
e: which is, you know, normal
I did miss out on national service/etc. which was probably a mistake in hindsight
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briefly
at age 4
I got into my sister's Honor's Algebra because so many of my classmates hadn't passed the math part of the grad exams that my normal algebra became a math exam prep class. So my teacher (God I love her. She introduced me to Discworld and Terry Pratchett. Among other things.) offered me and a few other students that had passed to join the honor's class since there was only 10 people in it. So I got in the same class as my sister, didn't really do my homework (we had scantrons so I would look at the question, find the answer that looked right and bubble it in.), and read or slept in class. I made an 84 while my sister studied hard, did her homework, took notes, and more, and made an 82. She still hates me for that to this day.
Then I made an 22 on my ACT the first time without studying and she made 16, 20, 20 on her tests. We both work at McDonalds right now.
420 eff nation states erry day
I needed more networking then and I still need it now
I was kicked out twice.
in retrospect that was kind of my high point academically oh well
Then I left.
i struggle to write good sound not like dummy
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If it makes you feel any better I was two points away from a perfect on my ACT because I suck at math.
And I'm a 26 year old multiple time college drop out.
I was so smart and athletic then. Ugh.
Choate Rosemary is garbage!
and cut it by 2/3
because they didn't know wtf
I am still fucking mad as hell 15 years later
I honestly think I was smarter than some of the actual students there at the time <.<
Scored higher on math on my SATs.
Now I just huff glue. Mmm. Glue.
damn you puberty
i also wish i aced my SATs because how baller would that have been
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So jelly
Shit, I felt like a genius because the average in my school was 12.
Then this fucking Johnathan guy that joined my senior year from some Georgia school shows up and does 35 on the ACT. "Only because I ran out of time on the history part".
Fucking prick.
one test in my world history class was to take a blank sheet of paper and draw africa
like, all the countries, and borders, and names, and relevant geographical landmarks
like wtf
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The shocker was the 19 in grammar. Yup big surprise. Because I am a great writer yup.
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I'll never forgive the SAT people for adding that new section and making the whole jam 2400 points.
My Old man sat score makes me look like a special ed case
unless, well, it buys you a ticket into oxford and you become the statistic of the one in however many students who still managed to fail
It is a cool story I guess.
But I never would have thought. . .
*looks at stripper pole and stares off into the distance*
geeze how old are you
that sounds like something out of my parent's day
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Worked for me!
this was 2005
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he's going to be confused when the groupies show up at his door bearing all the gifts that [chat] advised them to bring
like, you know
cheeseburgers
... graded on a curve?