y2jake215certified Flat Birther theoristthe Last Good Boy onlineRegistered Userregular
Oh man I came up with my favorite storyline ever
Brady tears his atrophied wrist ligaments after being high fived for the first time in weeks
Mallett is in a medically induced coma after eating 17 pounds of pork loin in one sitting
New England is forced to bring in the only other guy who knows even a little of the system....
TIM TEBOW
Belichick invents a brand new tebow, Blount, vereen, and Ridley led wildcat full house offense, and Tebow tears up the broncos in Denver before collapsing horribly in the Super Bowl, renouncing his faith, converting to Judaism and becoming a bar mitzvah MC
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Like, I wish I was into dudes even a little bit, there's this whole other appeal to football that I'm missing out on.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Think about it, bunch of big dudes pulling some smaller more femine dude down to the ground against his will. Celebrating by rolling their stomach girth. So many boners.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
Has "insufferable" been banned from the thread yet?
I'm sticking with my previous predictions as it will be hawks vs broncos and the donkeys will win.
I think this is going to be some fun last three games actually!
This post strikes me as hilariously ironic.
I'm a fan of none of the teams left. If I had to choose a favorite from a fan perspective I would go with the 49ers. My predictions for winners this playoffs has been about 50% and with just three games left the odds are I should do okay the rest if the way.
I will await the quoted postings in a few weeks when the Pats curb stomp the niners though.
Whisenhunt to Tennessee. Lions down to Munchak, Kubiak, and Caldwell.
The Fords!
It'll be Kubiak, you know it, we know it, just accept it.
Honestly of those three? Probably the best option. Naturally, he's last.
Eh, I think Caldwell would be pretty good. He did manage to somehow turn Joe Flacco from a giant gummi-bear eating turd into a pretty rich, handegg slinging, giant gummi-bear eating turd
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Andrew Luck is gonna be a fucking football monster by the time he finished puberty.
I wouldn't outright hate the 49ers, if it weren't for the constant stupid fucking nicknames they use when referring to the seahawks. They're like fucking little kids on the internet, they have to come up with some shitty nickname.
Seahacks
Shehawks
Seadderal whatever
et al.
If they didn't constantly use that shit ALL THE FUCKING TIME ALWAYS, then I wouldn't probably hate their fanbase as much as I do.
Seachickens is a classic and never goes out of style.
She-hawks is popular in some circles, although it is more than a bit sexist.
Also see:
PEDhawks
Dumbhawks
Derphawks
Cheathawks
No-hawks (for the number of Super Bowls won)
Chokehawks
And when you run out of [Insert Derogatory Term Here]-hawks you can always flip the script and go the other way. For example:
Seacocks
Seaslugs
Seaweeds
Seapox
P.S. - Seadderall is hilarious and will never go out of style.
Whisenhunt to Tennessee. Lions down to Munchak, Kubiak, and Caldwell.
The Fords!
It'll be Kubiak, you know it, we know it, just accept it.
Honestly of those three? Probably the best option. Naturally, he's last.
Eh, I think Caldwell would be pretty good. He did manage to somehow turn Joe Flacco from a giant gummi-bear eating turd into a pretty rich, handegg slinging, giant gummi-bear eating turd
His previous head coaching experience is not encouraging. Without the actual head coach (Manning) they were awwwwwwwwful.
Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
Caldwell is horrible. Also, how I wish we could do away with Pagano, Pep Hamilton and Grigson. But Mr I-Beat-Cancer-Its-A-Miracle-Playoffs-Here-We-Come will be here for a while, and Irsay is only getting crazier and crazier so the decision-train ain't headin' towards Sanitytown any time soon.
Saturday the joke went "the Browns have more 1st Round picks than Trent Richardson has rushing-yards in the post-season." Then I started drinking.
11-5 (even in that crappy division) means your coach sucks?
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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y2jake215certified Flat Birther theoristthe Last Good Boy onlineRegistered Userregular
Well, bad coaches can have good years and vice versa, one seasons record isn't really proof of anything. I don't really have an opinion of pagano since I haver followed the colts super closely but they did have like the 3rd highest variance in DVOA week to week (and were thus the third most schizophrenic performance-wise). I feel like good coaches would get consistency though I haven't actually looked into that at all
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
it was the smallest on the list but
Pluto was a planet and I'll never forget
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texans should bounce back
their pythagorean projection i think was much better than their actual record, and they've got some real talent on the team and a number one draft pick
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Be honest you'd do that anyway.
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i mean
what wouldn't i do to that body
Brady tears his atrophied wrist ligaments after being high fived for the first time in weeks
Mallett is in a medically induced coma after eating 17 pounds of pork loin in one sitting
New England is forced to bring in the only other guy who knows even a little of the system....
TIM TEBOW
Belichick invents a brand new tebow, Blount, vereen, and Ridley led wildcat full house offense, and Tebow tears up the broncos in Denver before collapsing horribly in the Super Bowl, renouncing his faith, converting to Judaism and becoming a bar mitzvah MC
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Win a super bowl in it.
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Because Skip Bayless' head would explode and take out most of ESPN's Evil Talking Head Wing with him.
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I'm sticking with my previous predictions as it will be hawks vs broncos and the donkeys will win.
I think this is going to be some fun last three games actually!
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This post strikes me as hilariously ironic.
like in just raw angry football
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
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There's a difference?
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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The Fords!
In one there's no illegal contact with the head
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
I'm pretty sure the NFL has strict policies to that effect as well.
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It'll be Kubiak, you know it, we know it, just accept it.
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fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Lets just say sacks are a lot more erotic.
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Yes read it as Takei.
Honestly of those three? Probably the best option. Naturally, he's last.
The are when brandon mebane and michael bennet get a hold of one
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Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
Think about it, bunch of big dudes pulling some smaller more femine dude down to the ground against his will. Celebrating by rolling their stomach girth. So many boners.
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I'm a fan of none of the teams left. If I had to choose a favorite from a fan perspective I would go with the 49ers. My predictions for winners this playoffs has been about 50% and with just three games left the odds are I should do okay the rest if the way.
I will await the quoted postings in a few weeks when the Pats curb stomp the niners though.
I'd root for them more if they used *their* old uniforms.
Eh, I think Caldwell would be pretty good. He did manage to somehow turn Joe Flacco from a giant gummi-bear eating turd into a pretty rich, handegg slinging, giant gummi-bear eating turd
Seachickens is a classic and never goes out of style.
She-hawks is popular in some circles, although it is more than a bit sexist.
Also see:
PEDhawks
Dumbhawks
Derphawks
Cheathawks
No-hawks (for the number of Super Bowls won)
Chokehawks
And when you run out of [Insert Derogatory Term Here]-hawks you can always flip the script and go the other way. For example:
Seacocks
Seaslugs
Seaweeds
Seapox
P.S. - Seadderall is hilarious and will never go out of style.
His previous head coaching experience is not encouraging. Without the actual head coach (Manning) they were awwwwwwwwful.
Saturday the joke went "the Browns have more 1st Round picks than Trent Richardson has rushing-yards in the post-season." Then I started drinking.
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Pluto was a planet and I'll never forget
their pythagorean projection i think was much better than their actual record, and they've got some real talent on the team and a number one draft pick
titans and jaguars should get better as well