45 MINUTES IN LINE FOR A CUPCAKE DISPENSER?! I hate when people take so freaking long at the ATM. Like, "mutha fracka, did you not know what you wanted before you walked up to the machine?"
and what kills me is that they bypassed the actual bakery just to do the ATM. It became chic to use the ATM to get a cupcake instead of just going into the store.
...I will probably be standing in line for the ATM one day, but if it takes 45 minutes, I am walking into the store because cupcakes or I feed on chic Manhattanites.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
45 MINUTES IN LINE FOR A CUPCAKE DISPENSER?! I hate when people take so freaking long at the ATM. Like, "mutha fracka, did you not know what you wanted before you walked up to the machine?"
and what kills me is that they bypassed the actual bakery just to do the ATM. It became chic to use the ATM to get a cupcake instead of just going into the store.
...I will probably be standing in line for the ATM one day, but if it takes 45 minutes, I am walking into the store because cupcakes or I feed on chic Manhattanites.
Do you know what people have fucking done in this city for cronuts
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
Last night I had a nightmare about just barely missing my stop on a bus and trying to get the bus driver to pull over to let me off and the bus driver getting all mad at me about it and me being all "I CAN'T BE LATE I'VE BEEN LATE EVERY DAY THIS WEEK", and then when I got to the generic workschool place that I had to be I went to the public showers to take a shower and my shirt fell in a puddle and I was like "NOW MY SHIRT IS GOING TO BE WET ALL DAY THIS IS AWFUL". I can only imagine that had I not woken up right there, I would've then found out that I had a presentation scheduled that I didn't know about and/or a test I had not studied for.
You know, actually, I am going to say that I will never criticize a game developer for "being greedy" or blatantly trying to maximize the profits from their product ever again.
Look bitches we need to get paid.
been saying that for years now
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
45 MINUTES IN LINE FOR A CUPCAKE DISPENSER?! I hate when people take so freaking long at the ATM. Like, "mutha fracka, did you not know what you wanted before you walked up to the machine?"
and what kills me is that they bypassed the actual bakery just to do the ATM. It became chic to use the ATM to get a cupcake instead of just going into the store.
...I will probably be standing in line for the ATM one day, but if it takes 45 minutes, I am walking into the store because cupcakes or I feed on chic Manhattanites.
that didn't go where I expected it, but what a glorious ride
45 MINUTES IN LINE FOR A CUPCAKE DISPENSER?! I hate when people take so freaking long at the ATM. Like, "mutha fracka, did you not know what you wanted before you walked up to the machine?"
and what kills me is that they bypassed the actual bakery just to do the ATM. It became chic to use the ATM to get a cupcake instead of just going into the store.
...I will probably be standing in line for the ATM one day, but if it takes 45 minutes, I am walking into the store because cupcakes or I feed on chic Manhattanites.
Do you know what people have fucking done in this city for cronuts
Man, if it was Philadelphia, someone would've been shot.
Actually, that does not speak well of my city.
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
Last night I had a nightmare about just barely missing my stop on a bus and trying to get the bus driver to pull over to let me off and the bus driver getting all mad at me about it and me being all "I CAN'T BE LATE I'VE BEEN LATE EVERY DAY THIS WEEK", and then when I got to the generic workschool place that I had to be I went to the public showers to take a shower and my shirt fell in a puddle and I was like "NOW MY SHIRT IS GOING TO BE WET ALL DAY THIS IS AWFUL". I can only imagine that had I not woken up right there, I would've then found out that I had a presentation scheduled that I didn't know about and/or a test I had not studied for.
Fuck incredibly plausible nightmares.
My "nightmares" these days are just dreams about ordinary everyday stress, just a little worse than normal stress. Fucking up at work, getting in a fight with somebody.
I had a dream Harrison Ford died. It wasn't a huge thing in the dream, just "aw man a celebrity I like died."
scumbag brain
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
You know, actually, I am going to say that I will never criticize a game developer for "being greedy" or blatantly trying to maximize the profits from their product ever again.
Look bitches we need to get paid.
winky
talkin incessantly bout this thing you will also kinda not talk about
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TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
So it's never going to happen, but the loss of free internet content would be worth it if we could tank advertising as an industry.
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AthenorBattle Hardened OptimistThe Skies of HiigaraRegistered Userregular
I wonder if the anti-anxiety/depression meds will help with this. I get really nervous/anxious thinking about cards I want to put in my deck in Netrunner, and even more when I put my ideas out there for critique. It's why I don't post my writings publicly (or even start them in many cases). The simplest thing to do would be to just try my deck and see how it plays, but nooo.. I will instead just sit here and beat myself up.
I wonder if the anti-anxiety/depression meds will help with this. I get really nervous/anxious thinking about cards I want to put in my deck in Netrunner, and even more when I put my ideas out there for critique. It's why I don't post my writings publicly (or even start them in many cases). The simplest thing to do would be to just try my deck and see how it plays, but nooo.. I will instead just sit here and beat myself up.
do it anonymously
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AthenorBattle Hardened OptimistThe Skies of HiigaraRegistered Userregular
I wonder if the anti-anxiety/depression meds will help with this. I get really nervous/anxious thinking about cards I want to put in my deck in Netrunner, and even more when I put my ideas out there for critique. It's why I don't post my writings publicly (or even start them in many cases). The simplest thing to do would be to just try my deck and see how it plays, but nooo.. I will instead just sit here and beat myself up.
do it anonymously
Then I get nervous about people figuring out who I am. For instance, I've never applied for an alt at H/A, to my knowledge. Though I might've. I really can't remember.
You know, actually, I am going to say that I will never criticize a game developer for "being greedy" or blatantly trying to maximize the profits from their product ever again.
Look bitches we need to get paid.
winky
talkin incessantly bout this thing you will also kinda not talk about
talking about the logistics of his project without revealing the title or subject matter
how different is that from any of us talking about work stress without revealing our company name or what we're working on?
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
You know, actually, I am going to say that I will never criticize a game developer for "being greedy" or blatantly trying to maximize the profits from their product ever again.
Look bitches we need to get paid.
winky
talkin incessantly bout this thing you will also kinda not talk about
I want to talk about my life and the things that are in it
Last night I had a nightmare about just barely missing my stop on a bus and trying to get the bus driver to pull over to let me off and the bus driver getting all mad at me about it and me being all "I CAN'T BE LATE I'VE BEEN LATE EVERY DAY THIS WEEK", and then when I got to the generic workschool place that I had to be I went to the public showers to take a shower and my shirt fell in a puddle and I was like "NOW MY SHIRT IS GOING TO BE WET ALL DAY THIS IS AWFUL". I can only imagine that had I not woken up right there, I would've then found out that I had a presentation scheduled that I didn't know about and/or a test I had not studied for.
Fuck incredibly plausible nightmares.
I had a nightmare once that it was the last day of high school and I was informed I wouldn't be graduating. And the fucker just went on and on. Like it felt like I spent an entire day wandering kind of aimlessly through my high school being confronted by endless groups of people super psyched about graduation. It was just so soul crushingly depressing that it felt real. When I woke up I literally dug out my diploma despite knowing very well that I had graduated years ago.
Yeah, fuck dreams like that.
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CindersWhose sails were black when it was windyRegistered Userregular
My roommate saw me at pride talking in my voice. I have no idea how to handle this.
Last night I had a nightmare about just barely missing my stop on a bus and trying to get the bus driver to pull over to let me off and the bus driver getting all mad at me about it and me being all "I CAN'T BE LATE I'VE BEEN LATE EVERY DAY THIS WEEK", and then when I got to the generic workschool place that I had to be I went to the public showers to take a shower and my shirt fell in a puddle and I was like "NOW MY SHIRT IS GOING TO BE WET ALL DAY THIS IS AWFUL". I can only imagine that had I not woken up right there, I would've then found out that I had a presentation scheduled that I didn't know about and/or a test I had not studied for.
Fuck incredibly plausible nightmares.
My "nightmares" these days are just dreams about ordinary everyday stress, just a little worse than normal stress. Fucking up at work, getting in a fight with somebody.
I had a dream Harrison Ford died. It wasn't a huge thing in the dream, just "aw man a celebrity I like died."
scumbag brain
Like, why can't my nightmares be about being chased by dinosaurs and running really slow anymore?
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
Last night I had a nightmare about just barely missing my stop on a bus and trying to get the bus driver to pull over to let me off and the bus driver getting all mad at me about it and me being all "I CAN'T BE LATE I'VE BEEN LATE EVERY DAY THIS WEEK", and then when I got to the generic workschool place that I had to be I went to the public showers to take a shower and my shirt fell in a puddle and I was like "NOW MY SHIRT IS GOING TO BE WET ALL DAY THIS IS AWFUL". I can only imagine that had I not woken up right there, I would've then found out that I had a presentation scheduled that I didn't know about and/or a test I had not studied for.
Fuck incredibly plausible nightmares.
My "nightmares" these days are just dreams about ordinary everyday stress, just a little worse than normal stress. Fucking up at work, getting in a fight with somebody.
I had a dream Harrison Ford died. It wasn't a huge thing in the dream, just "aw man a celebrity I like died."
scumbag brain
Like, why can't my nightmares be about being chased by dinosaurs and running really slow anymore?
My kid nightmares were fucking rad.
Alien skyscapes and shit
these days I dream about work
fuck my life
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
45 MINUTES IN LINE FOR A CUPCAKE DISPENSER?! I hate when people take so freaking long at the ATM. Like, "mutha fracka, did you not know what you wanted before you walked up to the machine?"
and what kills me is that they bypassed the actual bakery just to do the ATM. It became chic to use the ATM to get a cupcake instead of just going into the store.
...I will probably be standing in line for the ATM one day, but if it takes 45 minutes, I am walking into the store because cupcakes or I feed on chic Manhattanites.
Do you know what people have fucking done in this city for cronuts
You know, actually, I am going to say that I will never criticize a game developer for "being greedy" or blatantly trying to maximize the profits from their product ever again.
Look bitches we need to get paid.
winky
talkin incessantly bout this thing you will also kinda not talk about
talking about the logistics of his project without revealing the title or subject matter
how different is that from any of us talking about work stress without revealing our company name or what we're working on?
it is purposefully coy and tittilating
oh man I am doing desktop imaging for this company and theyre just doing all this top secret military stuff
I mean i'd never tell you guys who theyre killing but oh man its so fucked up
like I cant believe they'll just pay me to install these things that help blow people up in these awful ways
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
You know, actually, I am going to say that I will never criticize a game developer for "being greedy" or blatantly trying to maximize the profits from their product ever again.
Look bitches we need to get paid.
winky
talkin incessantly bout this thing you will also kinda not talk about
I want to talk about my life and the things that are in it
You know, actually, I am going to say that I will never criticize a game developer for "being greedy" or blatantly trying to maximize the profits from their product ever again.
Look bitches we need to get paid.
winky
talkin incessantly bout this thing you will also kinda not talk about
talking about the logistics of his project without revealing the title or subject matter
how different is that from any of us talking about work stress without revealing our company name or what we're working on?
it is purposefully coy and tittilating
oh man I am doing desktop imaging for this company and theyre just doing all this top secret military stuff
I mean i'd never tell you guys who theyre killing but oh man its so fucked up
like I cant believe they'll just pay me to install these things that help blow people up in these awful ways
You know, actually, I am going to say that I will never criticize a game developer for "being greedy" or blatantly trying to maximize the profits from their product ever again.
Look bitches we need to get paid.
winky
talkin incessantly bout this thing you will also kinda not talk about
I want to talk about my life and the things that are in it
I just don't want you people to know the details
Is that so wrong?
Yes.
Also, you've just created a competitive niche which I intend to exploit.
An even weirder porn game that I will reveal to [chat] to monetise both the good will and the perverted nature of the average chat person.
You know, actually, I am going to say that I will never criticize a game developer for "being greedy" or blatantly trying to maximize the profits from their product ever again.
Look bitches we need to get paid.
winky
talkin incessantly bout this thing you will also kinda not talk about
talking about the logistics of his project without revealing the title or subject matter
how different is that from any of us talking about work stress without revealing our company name or what we're working on?
i never do this
i am full disclosure nicki
when i work on a new album u hear all about it
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
Last night I had a nightmare about just barely missing my stop on a bus and trying to get the bus driver to pull over to let me off and the bus driver getting all mad at me about it and me being all "I CAN'T BE LATE I'VE BEEN LATE EVERY DAY THIS WEEK", and then when I got to the generic workschool place that I had to be I went to the public showers to take a shower and my shirt fell in a puddle and I was like "NOW MY SHIRT IS GOING TO BE WET ALL DAY THIS IS AWFUL". I can only imagine that had I not woken up right there, I would've then found out that I had a presentation scheduled that I didn't know about and/or a test I had not studied for.
Fuck incredibly plausible nightmares.
My "nightmares" these days are just dreams about ordinary everyday stress, just a little worse than normal stress. Fucking up at work, getting in a fight with somebody.
I had a dream Harrison Ford died. It wasn't a huge thing in the dream, just "aw man a celebrity I like died."
scumbag brain
I had a dream where @BEAST! and I attended this military-controlled, enormous, Versailles-sized maze of a multi-concert hall, where all the different concerts were behind doors in a tightly monitored hallway and you were supposed to find your way to the one you needed to go and enjoy your show. I don't know, I just had the sense of oppression, ok
in the rush of people Beast and I get separated and I run into Macklemore. Macklemore is distressed. He can't find his concert hall and he has to perform. Suddenly we find back ways and are running around like fugitives in the walls of this place, evading guards. We bond. He's totally into me. I'm flirting with him. Legit--we're going to do it.
Then the dream ended and I think the boot continued to stomp forever on the human face, but Macklemore was into me and the government was trying to eliminate us, so i think that means I'm a lesbian
You know, actually, I am going to say that I will never criticize a game developer for "being greedy" or blatantly trying to maximize the profits from their product ever again.
Look bitches we need to get paid.
winky
talkin incessantly bout this thing you will also kinda not talk about
talking about the logistics of his project without revealing the title or subject matter
how different is that from any of us talking about work stress without revealing our company name or what we're working on?
it is purposefully coy and tittilating
oh man I am doing desktop imaging for this company and theyre just doing all this top secret military stuff
I mean i'd never tell you guys who theyre killing but oh man its so fucked up
like I cant believe they'll just pay me to install these things that help blow people up in these awful ways
So stop reading his posts if it bugs you.
just as winky is welcome to continue to post about his secret porn game, i'm welcome to express that I find it offputting attention seeking behavior
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
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the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Do you know what people have fucking done in this city for cronuts
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spinach AND CHEESE
it was next level
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Fuck incredibly plausible nightmares.
made of smaller burgers
fractalburger
burgers all the way down
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
been saying that for years now
that didn't go where I expected it, but what a glorious ride
NNID: Hakkekage
Man, if it was Philadelphia, someone would've been shot.
Actually, that does not speak well of my city.
take a cheeseburger
wrap it in cheese
coat it in beef
put that in a bun with cheese
My "nightmares" these days are just dreams about ordinary everyday stress, just a little worse than normal stress. Fucking up at work, getting in a fight with somebody.
I had a dream Harrison Ford died. It wasn't a huge thing in the dream, just "aw man a celebrity I like died."
scumbag brain
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
winky
talkin incessantly bout this thing you will also kinda not talk about
it speaks to me
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
do it anonymously
Then I get nervous about people figuring out who I am. For instance, I've never applied for an alt at H/A, to my knowledge. Though I might've. I really can't remember.
fuck yes i will click on that, internet
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
seeing as how free internet content is being increasingly taken over by advertisers in bad journalism costumes anyway...yeah
NNID: Hakkekage
talking about the logistics of his project without revealing the title or subject matter
how different is that from any of us talking about work stress without revealing our company name or what we're working on?
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I want to talk about my life and the things that are in it
I just don't want you people to know the details
Is that so wrong?
I had a nightmare once that it was the last day of high school and I was informed I wouldn't be graduating. And the fucker just went on and on. Like it felt like I spent an entire day wandering kind of aimlessly through my high school being confronted by endless groups of people super psyched about graduation. It was just so soul crushingly depressing that it felt real. When I woke up I literally dug out my diploma despite knowing very well that I had graduated years ago.
Yeah, fuck dreams like that.
Like, why can't my nightmares be about being chased by dinosaurs and running really slow anymore?
they already have
I'd say honesty, but that could be really dangerous, possibly.
My kid nightmares were fucking rad.
Alien skyscapes and shit
these days I dream about work
fuck my life
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!!!!!
it is purposefully coy and tittilating
oh man I am doing desktop imaging for this company and theyre just doing all this top secret military stuff
I mean i'd never tell you guys who theyre killing but oh man its so fucked up
like I cant believe they'll just pay me to install these things that help blow people up in these awful ways
yes wrong as fuk
So stop reading his posts if it bugs you.
BBC isn't bad.
RT makes me want to throw up and punt baby wallabies.
I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
Also, you've just created a competitive niche which I intend to exploit.
An even weirder porn game that I will reveal to [chat] to monetise both the good will and the perverted nature of the average chat person.
scheckmate
i never do this
i am full disclosure nicki
when i work on a new album u hear all about it
I had a dream where @BEAST! and I attended this military-controlled, enormous, Versailles-sized maze of a multi-concert hall, where all the different concerts were behind doors in a tightly monitored hallway and you were supposed to find your way to the one you needed to go and enjoy your show. I don't know, I just had the sense of oppression, ok
in the rush of people Beast and I get separated and I run into Macklemore. Macklemore is distressed. He can't find his concert hall and he has to perform. Suddenly we find back ways and are running around like fugitives in the walls of this place, evading guards. We bond. He's totally into me. I'm flirting with him. Legit--we're going to do it.
Then the dream ended and I think the boot continued to stomp forever on the human face, but Macklemore was into me and the government was trying to eliminate us, so i think that means I'm a lesbian
NNID: Hakkekage
just as winky is welcome to continue to post about his secret porn game, i'm welcome to express that I find it offputting attention seeking behavior
In whose voice do you usually communicate?