I went to de-cobweb my deck a bit, since it would be nice to sit out there without getting covered in silk and spiders
... I think over winter the back of my place was part of an experimental accelerated spider breeding ground. Generally I leave spiders alone if they're out of my way but this was like something out of The Last Crusade. Sorry, spider dudes. I'm sure you'll have a good home with the students next door.
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Pineapples are fine, on pizza or whatever. I would love to know why a tropical fruit is named after something that sounds like it belongs in a boreal forest.
Fucking a pineapple though seems like it would be painful or at least not really all that great.
Spiders belong in hell, not in my stomach or on my penis.
Blvd, i'm happy you are posting again. Or more. I'm not sure which.
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Spiders
the spiders are already with you they were always with you the sweet soothing whisper in your sleep the restless nights when you spurned them without knowing but the spiders know they always know they know what you do in what you do with your secret place
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Pizza is special because it is capable of taking an amalgamation of different foods and ingredients and putting them all together in one template. And, with cheese, sauce and love, make them taste good together. Even stuff that normally wouldn't taste all that great on it's own or in other combinations with said food items.
It is the best food group.
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i was playing Cards Against Humanity last night and one of the white cards was "A hopeless amount of spiders"
that is a terrifying concept
i don't like "a hopeless amount" as a system of measurement for anything
especially not spiders
My grandad loves to tell the story about when he was in the military down in Panama he jumped out of an airplane, got his chute caught in a tree, cut himself down, started walking to the meetup point, fell into some quicksand, pulled himself out, then fell down a hill and slid into a nest of giant tarantulas and got covered by them and bitten 30ish times.
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Spiders
Commence target acquisition
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Well, that's Panama off my list of places to visit.
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Pineapple does not belong on a pizza.
If it's about Miss Pineapple, then the response is the same but the meaning very different.
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PINEAPPLE
My brain is having problems parsing the posts where people say "pineapple is gross but I love anchovies"...
I just,
How can a person be so broken and wrong, and still manage to function day to day?
You dislike what is possibly the tastiest fruit on the planet, and yet love what basically amounts to eating a fistful of rocksalt and slime?
It's like hating chocolate but gargling rusty nails is your #1 goto when you want a movietime snack.
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that is a terrifying concept
i don't like "a hopeless amount" as a system of measurement for anything
especially not spiders
Oh and also yes, very pineapple +1 for all pineapples, would pineapple again.
I'm with you on that, lots of foods need different textures inside them to be good
but Pizza has a different personal metric, I've never had a pizza that broke this rule that was good
Hooray! More pineapples, mushrooms, and olives for me!
Like I had a sandwich that was eggo waffles, a chicken patty, peanut butter, and a slice of tomato.
But pineapple on pizza is rancid.
... I think over winter the back of my place was part of an experimental accelerated spider breeding ground. Generally I leave spiders alone if they're out of my way but this was like something out of The Last Crusade. Sorry, spider dudes. I'm sure you'll have a good home with the students next door.
Spiders and house centipedes all over my place. They are pretty rad.
I imagine they wage a silent war against the roaches in my house
I'm hoping they are winning since there hasn't been a roach sighting in months but I see house centipedes almost daily
there's always like 13 of them riding around on stuff floating in it or on the walls
Fucking a pineapple though seems like it would be painful or at least not really all that great.
Spiders belong in hell, not in my stomach or on my penis.
Larlar is a great source of vitamin D.
It is the best food group.
Yep.
My grandad loves to tell the story about when he was in the military down in Panama he jumped out of an airplane, got his chute caught in a tree, cut himself down, started walking to the meetup point, fell into some quicksand, pulled himself out, then fell down a hill and slid into a nest of giant tarantulas and got covered by them and bitten 30ish times.
But then you'll never see the canal!
irresistible
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If it's about Miss Pineapple, then the response is the same but the meaning very different.
-Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
I just,
How can a person be so broken and wrong, and still manage to function day to day?
You dislike what is possibly the tastiest fruit on the planet, and yet love what basically amounts to eating a fistful of rocksalt and slime?
It's like hating chocolate but gargling rusty nails is your #1 goto when you want a movietime snack.
Anchovies are awesome, but shouldn't be slimy ... you gotta use them right. Also white anchovies beat salted anchovies by a mile.
Black beans all day erryday
Something about the texture of a whole black bean doesn't jive with me
oh man, i was just sitting here eating this bag of plain chips having totally forgotten I had black bean soup in the fridge.
I bet it has spiders in it. Or around it.
In it's general area.