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  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    it'd be like complaining that a modern movie isn't a film because it was shot digitally

    I've seen people do this.

    Those people are really frustrating.

    No I don't.
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    also he didn't name drop green day, so what is he even doing

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    yeah people get really snooty about the talkies

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    also he didn't name drop green day, so what is he even doing

    pre-american idiot right?

  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    If it isn't a film of a train moving towards a stationary camera, is it really a movie?

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also he didn't name drop green day, so what is he even doing

    pre-american idiot right?

    after someone made me listen to seven hours of nothing but green day at work one day I no longer consider any of green day to be "good music"

  • jclastjclast Registered User regular
    Damn it Dan! Rush is great!

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    jclast wrote: »
    Damn it Dan! Rush is great!

    ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    gone home is definitely a game, even if it's one I didn't like. you walk around an interact with things. that's gameplay

    For cara's article I think there definitely is a feeling that people need to rank things in the gaming community(and frequently others), shit I like thinking about my 10 favorite games or 10 favorite soundtracks. Giant bomb dedicates an entire week to their top 10 games. I think the important part is how quickly people are to spew vitriol at others because their rankings are wrong god damn it how can you possibly be that stupid

  • jclastjclast Registered User regular
    jclast wrote: »
    Damn it Dan! Rush is great!

    ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    I'm not saying they're the best, but they definitely don't suck ass.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    jclast wrote: »
    Damn it Dan! Rush is great!

    ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Speed noooooo

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  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    I think about things like score-inflation (where a genuinely terrible game gets a 5/10, and if the game is generally competent/inoffensive it's in the 7.5-10 range) and it seems pretty obvious to me that the practice of reviewing video games is more about marketing than about communicating something about what the game is, and why it may or may not matter.

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  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    Rush is great in moderation but too much rush is awful.

    No I don't.
  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    Now Radiohead 24/7, sign me the fuck up.

    No I don't.
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    JohnHam wrote: »
    I think about things like score-inflation (where a genuinely terrible game gets a 5/10, and if the game is generally competent/inoffensive it's in the 7.5-10 range) and it seems pretty obvious to me that the practice of reviewing video games is more about marketing than about communicating something about what the game is, and why it may or may not matter.

    I despise numeric value in reviews

    tell me about the game people

    why did you like it

    what problems do you have with it

    how many anime titties are in it?

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Now Radiohead 24/7, sign me the fuck up.

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    but that takes time. you can evaluate a game in seconds with a score!

  • OptyOpty Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    I can't log in to gaia online because it's banned my account until I turn 13
    Gaia just split off a forum for 18+ stuff since the kids that have been there since it opened are now all over 18 and leaving for more "adult" "forums" like reddit and 4chan. I forget what it's called exactly--and I'm not going to look it up here at work--but I remember it was a reference to tentacle porn.

  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    walking dead 2 episode 4 spoilers
    like I still don't know about sarah's deck death being a "ha ha told you she was useless!"

    but the way it abruptly cuts off her arc makes the speech you gave her earlier that much less about her and that much more about you

    and sarah only existing to benefit clem's arc is... bothersome to me

    I get that a central conceit of this game is that people die in it, and do so often and suddenly. But they've already established that in virtually every chapter of the game for the last two seasons. And then in a single episode, they take three or four characters who you made choices about earlier in the season (or even that episode), and basically throw them into a woodchipper. It starts to feel like they decided "wellp, that character served the one purpose they were made for. Time to suddenly have them get dead." It makes it far too easy to see the strings holding these puppets up - each character exists just to prompt Clem into doing something, and not to actively contribute to anything more than one or two plot points before dying in a horrible way to shock the player.

    I think part of what made Season 1 work was that it didn't feel like every single death was there to prompt Lee to do something. It felt meaningful. And even if some characters were polarizing to people like Kenny, they still got to experience a full plot and change and grow as characters, while their opinion of you changed throughout the story. I think that's something that is direly missing from this season - yeah, you can choose whether you like Kenny or Luke better, but does that really change their perception of you that much? Does it alter the party's interaction in any meaningful way? Whereas in Season 1 when you were nice to Duck or mean to Kenny or taught Clem a certain thing, it meant something. If there was a theme going on about the powerlessness of being a child in a group full of adults who don't know what the hell they're doing, it might work out; but they've treated Clem like the only capable person in their party from Day 1.

    With Sarah specifically, it seemed like maybe they were getting to a point where you could have an impact on someone outside of yourself in the party. And then they just laughingly cut her plot short to have yet another horrific death added to the tally. It's just...disappointing, honestly.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Opty wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    I can't log in to gaia online because it's banned my account until I turn 13
    Gaia just split off a forum for 18+ stuff since the kids that have been there since it opened are now all over 18 and leaving for more "adult" "forums" like reddit and 4chan. I forget what it's called exactly--and I'm not going to look it up here at work--but I remember it was a reference to tentacle porn.

    sounds about right

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I just booted up super meat boy for the first time.

    It's fun but man do I despise it's aesthetics.

  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    Now Radiohead 24/7, sign me the fuck up.

    When I was in my teens I had access to a minidisc player that my mom got me from work. I could barely fit anything on there, so anytime I needed portable music I just listened to the Radiohead anthology. For two years.

    I regret nothing.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    honestly what are we doing, as a society, that gaia online isn't the dominant social network

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Cello wrote: »
    Now Radiohead 24/7, sign me the fuck up.

    When I was in my teens I had access to a minidisc player that my mom got me from work. I could barely fit anything on there, so anytime I needed portable music I just listened to the Radiohead anthology. For two years.

    I regret nothing.

    this dog is judging you

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    That dog is a broken image link.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    that dog isn't real

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    that dog isn't real

    that dog is me so hey maybe watch your mouth bucko

  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    Now Radiohead 24/7, sign me the fuck up.

    When I was in my teens I had access to a minidisc player that my mom got me from work. I could barely fit anything on there, so anytime I needed portable music I just listened to the Radiohead anthology. For two years.

    I regret nothing.

    this dog is judging you

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    So long as it continues to look adorable while it's judging I don't even care I'll just give it one billion hugs

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Geddy Lee sings like something that should be making Chrstimas toys out of wood, has a boner for Ayn Rand and looks like a dude who is no longer allowed to put on magic shows for children by law.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Geddy Lee sings like something that should be making Chrstimas toys out of wood, has a boner for Ayn Rand and looks like a dude who is no longer allowed to put on magic shows for children by law.

    holy moley

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Geddy Lee sings like something that should be making Chrstimas toys out of wood, has a boner for Ayn Rand and looks like a dude who is no longer allowed to put on magic shows for children by law.

    what the fuck

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    vinny playing with that pitch shifter thing is wonderful

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    that dog isn't real

    that dog is me so hey maybe watch your mouth bucko

    You are a dog that has a dog?

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Simpsons Marathon update. They are up to episode two of season two. Not too long till we get to season three and the start of the best episodes.

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Gaia Online: How I somehow managed to avoid a gargantuan bulk of poor quality smut written by 11-15 year olds

    instead the hulk of poor interactive fanfiction

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Pwnan you say a lot of shit

    but that was just

    yowza

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    that dog isn't real

    that dog is me so hey maybe watch your mouth bucko

    You are a dog that has a dog?

    I wear pants so I can be like mickey and own animals

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    that dog isn't real

    that dog is me so hey maybe watch your mouth bucko

    You are a dog that has a dog?

    I wear pants so I can be like mickey and own animals

    slave owner

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW2bCZpgaQ4

    Here is the Phantom Pain demo from Gamescom

    Now with an extra 6 minutes at the end showing off the multiplayer

    guys the Phantom Pain's multiplayer is The Castle Doctrine/Mighty Quest for Epic Loot

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Rush is terrible and I don't even hate the band. I dislike it for making me understand how hipsters can enjoy music "ironically".

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