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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    I fired up the YouTube app on 360 to play Too Many Cooks

    About two minutes in, husband said,

    "Okay, I think I'm done."

    Me: "Nope."

    Husband: "No. Really. I'm done."

    Me: "No." *tucks Xbox controller behind me.*

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    *does healthcare stuff*

    Oh how I wish I was a rich.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    okay packing for the hospital

    * 1 TPB of she hulk
    * 2 issues of lucky peach
    * 1 copy of 22 jump street (ipad)
    * 1 copy of acceptance by jeff vandermeer (ipad)

    assuming they have wifi, that should be plenty I think

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Ck2 sounds amazing from everything people say about it in chat. What is the gameplay like? Is it like civ, but more granular? Is it like the warlords series?

    Neither. It's much more grognardy than the civ series. It's a real time strategy game where you play as a landed member of a dynasty throughout the middle ages.

    Its real time? Just combat, or everything?

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    I guess I could take my 3DS but it is lame

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Ck2 sounds amazing from everything people say about it in chat. What is the gameplay like? Is it like civ, but more granular? Is it like the warlords series?

    Neither. It's much more grognardy than the civ series. It's a real time strategy game where you play as a landed member of a dynasty throughout the middle ages.

    Its real time? Just combat, or everything?

    Combat is numbers banging against each other. You, the player, are fairly removed from combat other than controlling the modifiers, and number of troops in the engagement.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    skooples is babby coming soon

    skooples are you going to pax

    skooples that video of sawyer talking like santa is kawaii

    skooples have a nice evening goodbye

    baby is come tomorrow

    pax is idk -- I feel like if I want a pass I should speak up while people still have extras but I'm not sure I can commit yet

    oh thank you : D

    oh no are you in bed already

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Ck2 sounds amazing from everything people say about it in chat. What is the gameplay like? Is it like civ, but more granular? Is it like the warlords series?

    Neither. It's much more grognardy than the civ series. It's a real time strategy game where you play as a landed member of a dynasty throughout the middle ages.

    Its real time? Just combat, or everything?
    real time with pause

    combat is numbers being thrown at other numbers

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    I like to watch numbers bang

    but only natural numbers

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    I like to watch numbers bang

    but only natural numbers

    Oh

    I see how it is

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    I fired up the YouTube app on 360 to play Too Many Cooks

    About two minutes in, husband said,

    "Okay, I think I'm done."

    Me: "Nope."

    Husband: "No. Really. I'm done."

    Me: "No." *tucks Xbox controller behind me.*

    husband is a wise man and you, sir, are a criminal

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    So the strategy portion of the game is the bulk of the game and it plays out in real time? Interesting.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited November 2014
    Cinders wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I like to watch numbers bang

    but only natural numbers

    Oh

    I see how it is

    don't make it all complex

    just keepin it real

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Feral wrote: »
    I like to watch numbers bang

    but only natural numbers

    Seems rational

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    So the strategy portion of the game is the bulk of the game and it plays out in real time? Interesting.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pepYGRty7k
    SPREADSHEETS

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    @stevemarks44‌ i want to see nightcrawler

    what are we doing this weekend!!!

    @So It Goes

    I am going out downtown on Friday with a friend but have no other plans than that. When are you free again?

    Also I saw Nightcrawler last night! I don't know how I felt about it!

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    So the strategy portion of the game is the bulk of the game and it plays out in real time? Interesting.

    I think it would be right up your alley.

    You can save Zoroastrianism and conquer Persia. It's the best.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    I like to watch numbers bang

    but only natural numbers

    Seems rational

    that's the theory

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    dear ipad, stop taking up 5 fucking gigs for "other"

    if that's the OS or some shit, tell me that

    if it isn't, let me delete that shit

    you fuck!

    I'm sorry skippy but the computing public had 30 years to learn how to work a computer with an exposed, hierarchical file system. They did not. In 2010 they were still saying things like "the paper I wrote is gone from my word" when it disappeared from the recent documents list. They would regularly "lose" files by forgetting where documents are stored or place everything on the desktop Because the file browser in the save dialog was "too confusing".

    This is what you all get now. This is the computing experience you all deserve. A sealed, non-maintainable file system where sometimes 5GB of "other" gets stuck somewhere.

    Sincerely,

    Every frog rammer

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    This sounds like a game I need to play.

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Keep finding little toy mice Trent had stashed around the house. Everytime I go outside to smoke I expect him to be at the back door watching. Now's about the time he'd be snuggling up asking for a tin of wet food.

    :cry:

    l5sruu1fyatf.jpg

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    @stevemarks44‌ i want to see nightcrawler

    what are we doing this weekend!!!

    @So It Goes

    I am going out downtown on Friday with a friend but have no other plans than that. When are you free again?

    Also I saw Nightcrawler last night! I don't know how I felt about it!

    go see big hero 6 you nerds, it is totes adorbs

    also I guess it is based on a comic book! I didn't know that

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    dear ipad, stop taking up 5 fucking gigs for "other"

    if that's the OS or some shit, tell me that

    if it isn't, let me delete that shit

    you fuck!

    I'm sorry skippy but the computing public had 30 years to learn how to work a computer with an exposed, hierarchical file system. They did not. In 2010 they were still saying things like "the paper I wrote is gone from my word" when it disappeared from the recent documents list. They would regularly "lose" files by forgetting where documents are stored or place everything on the desktop Because the file browser in the save dialog was "too confusing".

    This is what you all get now. This is the computing experience you all deserve. A sealed, non-maintainable file system where sometimes 5GB of "other" gets stuck somewhere.

    Sincerely,

    Every frog rammer

    I wish I didn't know that this is true

    but it is

    and i cannot deny

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    *sits in closet, roots android, cries and masturbates*

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    dear ipad, stop taking up 5 fucking gigs for "other"

    if that's the OS or some shit, tell me that

    if it isn't, let me delete that shit

    you fuck!

    I'm sorry skippy but the computing public had 30 years to learn how to work a computer with an exposed, hierarchical file system. They did not. In 2010 they were still saying things like "the paper I wrote is gone from my word" when it disappeared from the recent documents list. They would regularly "lose" files by forgetting where documents are stored or place everything on the desktop Because the file browser in the save dialog was "too confusing".

    This is what you all get now. This is the computing experience you all deserve. A sealed, non-maintainable file system where sometimes 5GB of "other" gets stuck somewhere.

    Sincerely,

    Every frog rammer

    but I am a frog rammer now

    or at least an apprentice

    give me the keys to the kingdom

    tell me the secrets

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    So the strategy portion of the game is the bulk of the game and it plays out in real time? Interesting.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pepYGRty7k
    SPREADSHEETS

    That's EU4. Different scope. EU4 is about nations after the middle ages through colonization. CK2 is basically a roleplaying game where you play as a member of a dynasty with the dynasty being the important bit rather than being in control of a country.

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    SKFM, this is what battles look like in CK2:

    ZL8qQIf.gif

    It's a game where making your own fun and narratives is a key part of the experience

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited November 2014
    So the strategy portion of the game is the bulk of the game and it plays out in real time? Interesting.

    When you aren't ordering troops around to conquer/protect areas, you're spending the time with various menus open trying to marry people to each other, or persuading people to help you assassinate someone, or sending an adviser off to collect more taxes or tell one of your vassals to stop plotting against you.

    It's all real-time in that nothing ever happens without time progressing, but you can pause it at any time and look at menus and stuff at your leisure and issue commands and then unpause to see them unfold. Default speed of play has a day's time pass in... something like five or ten seconds, I want to say?

    Most people end up playing it as sped up as possible most of the time, pausing whenever they want to issue orders, and only really slowing stuff down if they're managing a lot of troops during a big battle.

    Games take a long time to play even on the quickest speed because a full game usually lasts at least four hundred-ish years in-game.

    DarkPrimus on
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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    skippy how goes it.

    Also Im going to see Interstellar and Big Hero 6 in the next few weeks likely

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    dear ipad, stop taking up 5 fucking gigs for "other"

    if that's the OS or some shit, tell me that

    if it isn't, let me delete that shit

    you fuck!

    I'm sorry skippy but the computing public had 30 years to learn how to work a computer with an exposed, hierarchical file system. They did not. In 2010 they were still saying things like "the paper I wrote is gone from my word" when it disappeared from the recent documents list. They would regularly "lose" files by forgetting where documents are stored or place everything on the desktop Because the file browser in the save dialog was "too confusing".

    This is what you all get now. This is the computing experience you all deserve. A sealed, non-maintainable file system where sometimes 5GB of "other" gets stuck somewhere.

    Sincerely,

    Every frog rammer

    but I am a frog rammer now

    or at least an apprentice

    give me the keys to the kingdom

    tell me the secrets

    let me find out

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    u acting liek i haven't played ck2? I'll hook you in the gabba.

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    dear ipad, stop taking up 5 fucking gigs for "other"

    if that's the OS or some shit, tell me that

    if it isn't, let me delete that shit

    you fuck!

    I'm sorry skippy but the computing public had 30 years to learn how to work a computer with an exposed, hierarchical file system. They did not. In 2010 they were still saying things like "the paper I wrote is gone from my word" when it disappeared from the recent documents list. They would regularly "lose" files by forgetting where documents are stored or place everything on the desktop Because the file browser in the save dialog was "too confusing".

    This is what you all get now. This is the computing experience you all deserve. A sealed, non-maintainable file system where sometimes 5GB of "other" gets stuck somewhere.

    Sincerely,

    Every frog rammer

    but I am a frog rammer now

    or at least an apprentice

    give me the keys to the kingdom

    tell me the secrets

    don't buy apple products

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    So the strategy portion of the game is the bulk of the game and it plays out in real time? Interesting.

    When you aren't ordering troops around to conquer/protect areas, you're spending the time with various menus open trying to marry people to each other, or persuading people to help you assassinate someone, or sending an adviser off to collect more taxes or tell one of your vassals to stop plotting against you.

    It's all real-time in that nothing ever happens without time progressing, but you can pause it at any time and look at menus and stuff at your leisure and issue commands and then unpause to see them unfold. Default speed of play has a day's time pass in... something like five or ten seconds, I want to say?

    Most people end up playing it as sped up as possible most of the time, pausing whenever they want to issue orders, and only really slowing stuff down if they're managing a lot of troops during a big battle.

    Games take a long time to play even on the quickest speed because a full game usually lasts at least four hundred-ish years in-game.

    Also, as you figure out what you are doing, and your kingdom gets larger, your playtime to get anything done goes up since you have to check on everything.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    You can also play as these dudes http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khazars and create Israel really early.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    u acting liek i haven't played ck2? I'll hook you in the gabba.

    When we're explaining CK2 to a person, it doesn't really help explain things to link EU4.

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    Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    ... i don't know if they were trying to be ironic but a lot of the people who were saying that you can only say inane things on twitter were doing so with posts that would fit in 1 tweet... maybe two.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    u acting liek i haven't played ck2? I'll hook you in the gabba.

    When we're explaining CK2 to a person, it doesn't really help explain things to link EU4.
    games are more or less the same in that they are spreadsheet strategy games where you acquire provinces and upgrade them to earn more money to spend that money on your armry and send mans to fight mans so you can acquire more provinces

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    ... i don't know if they were trying to be ironic but a lot of the people who were saying that you can only say inane things on twitter were doing so with posts that would fit in 1 tweet... maybe two.
    if i say anything stupid its me being ironic

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    dear ipad, stop taking up 5 fucking gigs for "other"

    if that's the OS or some shit, tell me that

    if it isn't, let me delete that shit

    you fuck!

    I'm sorry skippy but the computing public had 30 years to learn how to work a computer with an exposed, hierarchical file system. They did not. In 2010 they were still saying things like "the paper I wrote is gone from my word" when it disappeared from the recent documents list. They would regularly "lose" files by forgetting where documents are stored or place everything on the desktop Because the file browser in the save dialog was "too confusing".

    This is what you all get now. This is the computing experience you all deserve. A sealed, non-maintainable file system where sometimes 5GB of "other" gets stuck somewhere.

    Sincerely,

    Every frog rammer

    Frog Rammer?

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    *sits in closet, roots android, cries and masturbates*

    g... go on...

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