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    tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    I've never though about moving the decimal over and doubling.
    I always do it the hard way
    Oh god, what have I done with my life.

    It is the only way I can sneak math into my mother's life
    by pretending it's a game, like Bejeweled

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    i only tip cows and fedoras

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    In Australia we don't have a tipping culture, except for the police, of course.

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    a lot of the employees at my job are conservative (and not like- we believe in smaller government, we want a more literalist interpretation of those papers... they are the nasty version of the word). these 16 year old grocery baggers saying the most vile, teaparty-ish shit. it's real sad for me personally.

    I was at a Piggly Wiggly in Milwaukee Wisconsin, which is basically one of the most miserable places one can be in the Midwest, and heard two teenage baggers bitching about how the Democrats want to raise the minimum wage and take their jobs

    That doesn't even make sense.

    Bless your heart.
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Remember, the more you tip your server, the more like it is she'll be feeling generous at the end of her shift

    And then she'll offer to take some of the cooks out for drinks, first round is on her

    And the more inebriated everyone gets, the more likely it is things involving my wiener will happen

    Tipping indirectly leads to me getting laid, is what I'm saying

    Tip your server

    Well

    how about

    I just tip your wiener?

    Valid point

    If at any point you don't want to leave a tip, feel free to come have a quick dalliance with yours truly instead

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited November 2014
    tip 20%, if you can afford to eat out you can afford to not be a dick
    tip less only if it's the only possible way to convey that you have been treated poorly and are unlikely to return

    seriously, tipping well is the light and is the right thing to do. Restaurant staff (especially in small local spots) do remember you.

    I order carry out specifically to avoid tipping because I'm poor but I still sometimes want food I didn't have to make that isn't mcdonalds

    override367 on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    a lot of the employees at my job are conservative (and not like- we believe in smaller government, we want a more literalist interpretation of those papers... they are the nasty version of the word). these 16 year old grocery baggers saying the most vile, teaparty-ish shit. it's real sad for me personally.

    I was at a Piggly Wiggly in Milwaukee Wisconsin, which is basically one of the most miserable places one can be in the Midwest, and heard two teenage baggers bitching about how the Democrats want to raise the minimum wage and take their jobs

    That doesn't even make sense.

    it does if your economic understanding is based off "common sense"

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    O tape I had the most uncomfortable encounter in the subway yest

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    tip 20%, if you can afford to eat out you can afford to not be a dick
    tip less only if it's the only possible way to convey that you have been treated poorly and are unlikely to return

    seriously, tipping well is the light and is the right thing to do. Restaurant staff (especially in small local spots) do remember you.

    I order carry out specifically to avoid tipping because I'm poor but I still sometimes want food I didn't have to make that isn't mcdonalds
    same

    or pay some outrageous delivery fee

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    skippy, tell your wife to hold out for ~5.5 hours

    i want to share a birthday with bab

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    Not pumping your own gas is awesome until you are in a hurry and you need to get gas.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    huh I guess I thought it was a rule not to tip the gas station guys

    but I looked on the interweb I guess not? so maybe I will start tipping them

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    I generally tip 25%-40% because I have been shamed by a lifetime of being friends with servers.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    my favorite part of the delivery fee is that not a penny of it goes to the delivery driver

    it's total bullshit

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    O tape I had the most uncomfortable encounter in the subway yest

    look, i thought you had INTERESTING EYES and said so

    'feminism' is dead i swear to god!!

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Not pumping your own gas is awesome until you are in a hurry and you need to get gas.

    I guess you should've moved to a state that doesn't run on socialism time!

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    Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    I've discovered a new low in the land of hunger...being poor sucks

    Thankfully, it ends tomorrow...unfortunately, that doesn't fix tonight

    I thought I had handled this issue, but, well, no such luck.

    #whininglikewhoa

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    skippy, tell your wife to hold out for ~5.5 hours

    i want to share a birthday with bab

    I expect sarah will be laboring for the next 5-7 days

    also I keep ripping huge farts and telling her that Im pushing

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    fuck 25%

    taxi's automatically say "25%, 30%, 35%" and I manually enter that 15-20% shit in

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    I had nightmares about people pumping gas in Oregon.
    You'd ask for $20 and they'd hit it right on the mark
    Then they'd look at you with a smirk on their face.
    And squeeze that handle one last time.
    $20.04
    "oops"


    FUCK YOUUUUU FUCK YOUUUUUU GOD DAMNED COMMUNIST GAS STATIONS

    Bless your heart.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    I've discovered a new low in the land of hunger...being poor sucks

    Thankfully, it ends tomorrow...unfortunately, that doesn't fix tonight

    I thought I had handled this issue, but, well, no such luck.

    #whininglikewhoa

    well i mean

    do you really need three kids

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    a lot of the employees at my job are conservative (and not like- we believe in smaller government, we want a more literalist interpretation of those papers... they are the nasty version of the word). these 16 year old grocery baggers saying the most vile, teaparty-ish shit. it's real sad for me personally.

    I was at a Piggly Wiggly in Milwaukee Wisconsin, which is basically one of the most miserable places one can be in the Midwest, and heard two teenage baggers bitching about how the Democrats want to raise the minimum wage and take their jobs

    That doesn't even make sense.

    it does if your economic understanding is based off "common sense"

    or if your definition of "democrat" can't be used in polite company

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    Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    I've discovered a new low in the land of hunger...being poor sucks

    Thankfully, it ends tomorrow...unfortunately, that doesn't fix tonight

    I thought I had handled this issue, but, well, no such luck.

    #whininglikewhoa

    well i mean

    do you really need three kids

    hmmm *shifty eyes* good point

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited November 2014
    Organichu wrote: »
    skippy, tell your wife to hold out for ~5.5 hours

    i want to share a birthday with bab

    I already tried this. I swear to god skips if you give babby chu's birthday over mine theres gonna be some REAL shit going down.

    stevemarks44 on
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    @Evil Multifarious@LoserForHireX‌ @ronya‌ @Apothe0sis‌ @_J_‌

    Apropos of trolling myself by reading a series of continentally-inflected blog posts (of the SPEPy variety), here is my current--curmudgeonly--impression of that philosophical ecosystem:

    It has all the essentially terrible features of pragmatism--endless, content-free peans to the irreducible complexity of multi-faced singular experiences etc. etc., which never terminate in any interesting conclusions on first-order matters. But, unlike the pragmatists, they've so completely sociologically separated from the analytic mainstream that they no longer even feel the need to engage with people who believe in e.g. states of affairs, classical logic, share-able mental content, and so on. But the only good thing pragmatists ever did was engage with non-pragmatists! At least some of those critiques were interesting. By contrast, when it's just left alone by itself, anti-theory eats its own tail forever. When you're only talking to other deconstructionists, you deconstruct deconstruction, and argue about how theorizing the untheorizability of the particular illicitly attempts to occupy a universalizing space; we need a more thorough revolution of the revolution, and so on, forever.

    There's a particular irony in the fact that they often bill themselves as sensitive to the particularities of, and motivated by the significance of, some radical notion of the struggle against the man--but I can think of few things more useless to the struggle than endless navel-gazing debates about who's the better anti-realist.

    @MrMister‌

    i am comfortable with these criticisms

    while i believe there is valuable content in a number of continental lines of thought, and much to be unearthed, and interesting intersections with political philosophy especially in the later 20th century, i am sympathetic to exactly the issues you describe

    they are definitely trying to do work that is valuable, or at least outlining work to be done, but when your job is to explore the fundamental failure and ineffectiveness of your tools, and your only tool to do so is those very tools, you are probably going to encounter some... difficulties

    and attempts to approach that job obliquely, by accessing different sets of tools (while simultaneously often arguing that you can't even do that without actually using the original tools), are often incoherent and frustrating

    I like that image. A bunch of phenomenologists trying to learn more about hammers by hitting hammers together.

    Upon discovering that assessing hammers with hammers is not a fruitful enterprise, they then seek out a larger hammer.

    i would tweak your analogy thusly

    analytical philosophers sit down and use tiny, customized hammers to break apart various larger hammers and deduce the function and use of those hammers, and to make new hammers, and go out into the world and use hammers to build things and chip away at rock to reveal things and etc.

    continental philosophers see all the rubble and detritus and damage that this hammering has done, especially crude, unsophisticated hammering in the past, and they also see problems that can't be solved or investigated with hammers all around them - but all they have is hammers, and every time they try to bust a hammer open to figure out some other way, they just end up making smaller hammers, and they have to try using hammers in different ways but it's still, you know, a hammer, and at this point it's a complicated interpretive hammer dance and nobody really gets them

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    huh I guess I thought it was a rule not to tip the gas station guys

    but I looked on the interweb I guess not? so maybe I will start tipping them

    No u don't tip them skippy....skippy...noo

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    O tape I had the most uncomfortable encounter in the subway yest

    o rly

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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    I had nightmares about people pumping gas in Oregon.
    You'd ask for $20 and they'd hit it right on the mark
    Then they'd look at you with a smirk on their face.
    And squeeze that handle one last time.
    $20.04
    "oops"


    FUCK YOUUUUU FUCK YOUUUUUU GOD DAMNED COMMUNIST GAS STATIONS

    But you put the dollar value in the machine, and then the machine stops at that dollar value.

    I don't understand.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
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    Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    O tape I had the most uncomfortable encounter in the subway yest

    o rly

    somehow I read this as

    "orally" ....

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    I had nightmares about people pumping gas in Oregon.
    You'd ask for $20 and they'd hit it right on the mark
    Then they'd look at you with a smirk on their face.
    And squeeze that handle one last time.
    $20.04
    "oops"


    FUCK YOUUUUU FUCK YOUUUUUU GOD DAMNED COMMUNIST GAS STATIONS

    But ... credit cards ...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3JVr5HoeoA

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    skippy you don't tip the gas station attendants because if you do then I'll feel obligated to as well and I'm not made of money.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    huh I guess I thought it was a rule not to tip the gas station guys

    but I looked on the interweb I guess not? so maybe I will start tipping them

    No u don't tip them skippy....skippy...noo

    IT SEEMS LIKE I SHOULD

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    I had nightmares about people pumping gas in Oregon.
    You'd ask for $20 and they'd hit it right on the mark
    Then they'd look at you with a smirk on their face.
    And squeeze that handle one last time.
    $20.04
    "oops"


    FUCK YOUUUUU FUCK YOUUUUUU GOD DAMNED COMMUNIST GAS STATIONS

    But you put the dollar value in the machine, and then the machine stops at that dollar value.

    I don't understand.

    I think I saw a TV show or Movie one time where someone pulled up to a gas station out in the middle of nowhere and it was the old timey pumps and it had like a suspenders wearing hillbilly pumping gas.
    No prepay shit or anything you handed him the money

    Bless your heart.
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    interlocutor is such a good word you guys

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    I've discovered a new low in the land of hunger...being poor sucks

    Thankfully, it ends tomorrow...unfortunately, that doesn't fix tonight

    I thought I had handled this issue, but, well, no such luck.

    #whininglikewhoa

    One of my good friends said the best diet she ever found was being too poor to afford food.

    Being hungry sucks.

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    tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    O tape I had the most uncomfortable encounter in the subway yest

    o rly

    somehow I read this as

    "orally" ....

    and full circle in 2

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    Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    I've discovered a new low in the land of hunger...being poor sucks

    Thankfully, it ends tomorrow...unfortunately, that doesn't fix tonight

    I thought I had handled this issue, but, well, no such luck.

    #whininglikewhoa

    One of my good friends said the best diet she ever found was being too poor to afford food.

    Being hungry sucks.

    we've been through it a lot over the last 6 months, done a fair bit of not eating so our boys could and stuff like that...but this is harder because I know it's finally over TO-FUCKING-MORROW

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    In Texas everyone charges for the gas pump in their F350 pickups and opens fire out the driver's window. Whoever gets to it first swipes his card while dodging bullets, then hoses down his competitors with gasoline and lights it with a flick of his cigar.

    Competition breeds excellence!

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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    Honestly American tipping makes me not want to go there on holiday. So stressful! And so expensive!

    I figure I could take a bear.
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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Mortious wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    I had nightmares about people pumping gas in Oregon.
    You'd ask for $20 and they'd hit it right on the mark
    Then they'd look at you with a smirk on their face.
    And squeeze that handle one last time.
    $20.04
    "oops"


    FUCK YOUUUUU FUCK YOUUUUUU GOD DAMNED COMMUNIST GAS STATIONS

    But you put the dollar value in the machine, and then the machine stops at that dollar value.

    I don't understand.

    I think I saw a TV show or Movie one time where someone pulled up to a gas station out in the middle of nowhere and it was the old timey pumps and it had like a suspenders wearing hillbilly pumping gas.
    No prepay shit or anything you handed him the money

    *shudder*

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
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