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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    wizards/redskins

    the two worst names in all professional sports and i'm supposed to own gear for both

    it's funny to me that people were all upset about the bullets so they changed it to something worse

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Geth, recycle the thread on page 100.

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative Jacobkosh. Thread will be recycled after 100 pages.

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    wizards/redskins

    the two worst names in all professional sports and i'm supposed to own gear for both

    Oh there are PLENTY worse than the wizards.

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    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    My dad is reading some novel about templars and a character claims that templar has the book of the bible Jesus wrote himself.

    I was like... "Dad, you're aware Jesus probably didn't know how to write, right?"

    I mean, he was a carpenter...

    he was a Rabbi, writing woulld've been in his skillset....his dad was a carpenter...well, one of his dads

    kind of both dads in a way

    a rabbi looks at the bris knife in his hand, and at the newborn baby before him, and bites his lower lip, and then looks skyward.

    "Lord," he says. "How do I even do this?"

    The answer comes back in thunder. "MEASURE TWICE, CUT ONCE."

    I would worship at the Church of Norm Abrams.

    This Old Tabernacle

    The casting out of the false prophet Bob Villa, the acceptance of the lesser Prophet Steve Thomas with the sermon by the Prophet Kevin O'Connor.

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    BSoBBSoB Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
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    Drez wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    I am a deep dark red, sorta crimson but with more burgundy

    ...also, why is spellcheck not working on this computer *panics*

    Belasco32 !!

    I wanna talk about easter and jesus and stuff

    I'm here for all of your jesus stuff needs

    I had the thought the other day that the two biggest celebrations of Christ (Christmas and Easter, obvs) are, while being obvious points in his life to celebrate, are odd in several respects.

    Christmas, for the fact that other than his birth, there's nothing exactly remarkable to celebrate. He was born. That's about it. No major events transpired or miracles occurred (other than his conception, of course), and it's arguably the biggest day on the Christian calendar. I've always been curious what the dogmatic obligations are w/r/t celebrating this date.


    Easter, on the other hand, is all about Superjesus; he was martyred, he went to heaven, he returned to earth, the promise is fulfilled. Big heady stuff, and some of the most important things in Christianity obviously, but am I weird in thinking that so much focus about this martyred rabbi is centered around him basically being a wizard who performs magic tricks? Is that why we are supposed to worship and revere him? Because he can fly and is hydrophobic and brings lots of booze to parties?

    What are your thoughts on mainstream Christianity (especially evangelicals) not spending much energy actually talking about Jesus' life and ministry?

    Easter always made more sense for me from looking in. It was the reverence of returning from the dead and proof of things I think.

    Christmas is part of the whole taking on pagan rites and festivals to sell to the masses.

    Coming from a Jew's perspective at least.

    Dude, you can't say Jew nowadays. That's not PC. It's actually "Monotheists in comfortable hats."

    BSoB on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Oh no. A sports ball related group is a client of mine now. I'm going to have to pretend to like sports ball.

    Learn this phrase:

    "I thought Halfpenny being injured was going to be the end for Wales this Six Nations, but it seemed like he was holding them back! My heart was in my mouth that final ruck in the England-France match, let me tell you."

    You will establish credentials as a sports person, but in a sport they will be unlikely to have interest in. You will seem jocky from the sport and cultured from the foreignness.

    did you see that ludicrous display last night

    The thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in

    For realsies, though, Super Saturday was the first, second and third game of rugby I'd ever watched to completion, and I was riveted. Great sporting all round.

    i watched some australian rugby once and almost kinda maybe understood what was happening

    It helped that I'd watched the Giant Bomb Quicklook beforehand and had half a dozen rugby fan friends who were happy to explain things to me during the match.

    for me it was my buddy and i and like a dozen beers and just going

    WTF IS A TRY

    #thereisnotry

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    how did people beat bloodborne in 30 hours! so much to explore!

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Oh no. A sports ball related group is a client of mine now. I'm going to have to pretend to like sports ball.

    Learn this phrase:

    "I thought Halfpenny being injured was going to be the end for Wales this Six Nations, but it seemed like he was holding them back! My heart was in my mouth that final ruck in the England-France match, let me tell you."

    You will establish credentials as a sports person, but in a sport they will be unlikely to have interest in. You will seem jocky from the sport and cultured from the foreignness.

    did you see that ludicrous display last night

    The thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in

    For realsies, though, Super Saturday was the first, second and third game of rugby I'd ever watched to completion, and I was riveted. Great sporting all round.

    i watched some australian rugby once and almost kinda maybe understood what was happening

    It helped that I'd watched the Giant Bomb Quicklook beforehand and had half a dozen rugby fan friends who were happy to explain things to me during the match.

    for me it was my buddy and i and like a dozen beers and just going

    WTF IS A TRY

    Fun fact: You used to not get any points for a try, hence the name. It allowed you to "try" to "convert" the play into some points (also hence "conversion").

    that

    that actually makes sense

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
    I've been living a lie for the past 20 years.

    April fools.

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Wizards aren't even the worst in their league. Jazz?

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    wizards/redskins

    the two worst names in all professional sports and i'm supposed to own gear for both

    You have the Nats and the Capitals.

    DC teams have horrible names.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    how did people beat bloodborne in 30 hours! so much to explore!

    I barely beat my first boss in 30 hours.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Wizards aren't even the worst in their league. Jazz?

    Utah Jazz is kind of an oxymoron. Mormons do not strike me as a super Jazzy people.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Red Soxs/Giants.

    TV reception in my house was odd.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I've been living a lie for the past 20 years.

    April fools.

    Double fools: You HAVE been living a lie for 20 years. It just isn't your lie.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    how did people beat bloodborne in 30 hours! so much to explore!

    I barely beat my first boss in 30 hours.

    plz to be april fools

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Wizards aren't even the worst in their league. Jazz?

    Utah Jazz is kind of an oxymoron. Mormons do not strike me as a super Jazzy people.

    well, they used to be the new orleans jazz

    but the minnesota lakers moved to LA where there are no lakes

    and the new orleans jazz moved to utah where there is no jazz

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Wizards aren't even the worst in their league. Jazz?

    Jazz is an excellent name because Utah took New Orleans' mardi gras colors and name even though Utah is the polar opposite of New Orleans

    so it's good in a weird way

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Alright guys I finally have to come clean:

    I made it up

    I've never been working on a successful porn game

    I've spent this last year training to be a professional Pokemon player, and I couldn't deal with the shame so I made the entire story about making a game up

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Wizards aren't even the worst in their league. Jazz?

    Utah Jazz is kind of an oxymoron. Mormons do not strike me as a super Jazzy people.

    well, they used to be the new orleans jazz

    but the minnesota lakers moved to LA where there are no lakes

    and the new orleans jazz moved to utah where there is no jazz

    And soon there will be no water.

    Well, water water everywhere and not a drop to drink.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Also Pelicans are a thing again. Who totally should've announced an even more horrific mascot as an april fools' joke.

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    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Alright guys I finally have to come clean:

    I made it up

    I've never been working on a successful porn game

    I've spent this last year training to be a professional Pokemon player, and I couldn't deal with the shame so I made the entire story about making a game up

    we knew all along but we support you because we love you

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    If you love April Fool's day your favorite movie is Religulous, you think Penn & Teller reveal a lot about "how dumb most people are," and you have all of the Etayyim prank videos on YouTube bookmarked

    This is my mental stereotype of you and your trilby

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    eddy are you ok

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Alright guys I finally have to come clean:

    I made it up

    I've never been working on a successful porn game

    I've spent this last year training to be a professional Pokemon player, and I couldn't deal with the shame so I made the entire story about making a game up

    Wait, so...


    I didn't bgive you all that money for a porn game?

    :C

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »

    speaking of

    how's jake doing

    anyone know

    i miss his smell

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Leroy would have been 10 today

    we didn't really know his exact birthday cuz he was rescued from the side of the road, but the vet said he was probably about 3months old when we brought him in and he was such a lovable little goof that april fools seemed like an appropriate choice

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    If you love April Fool's day your favorite movie is Religulous, you think Penn & Teller reveal a lot about "how dumb most people are," and you have all of the Etayyim prank videos on YouTube bookmarked

    This is my mental stereotype of you and your trilby

    desc this is so bs and you know it

    What about people who love April Fool's day because they love getting pranked?

    April Fool's day is the most fun day of the year!

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Now I wonder who "Great pornomancer" really is, because i gave them lots of money for a porn game.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    good morning bros

    (good afternoon east coast bros)

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Jazz vs Bulls was the best shit ever growing up
    It was an amazing battle of superstars.
    I don't think anything has come close to those matchups in the last decade.
    Holy fuckballs those games

    Bless your heart.
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    Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    I am a deep dark red, sorta crimson but with more burgundy

    ...also, why is spellcheck not working on this computer *panics*

    Belasco32 !!

    I wanna talk about easter and jesus and stuff

    I'm here for all of your jesus stuff needs

    I had the thought the other day that the two biggest celebrations of Christ (Christmas and Easter, obvs) are, while being obvious points in his life to celebrate, are odd in several respects.

    Christmas, for the fact that other than his birth, there's nothing exactly remarkable to celebrate. He was born. That's about it. No major events transpired or miracles occurred (other than his conception, of course), and it's arguably the biggest day on the Christian calendar. I've always been curious what the dogmatic obligations are w/r/t celebrating this date.


    Easter, on the other hand, is all about Superjesus; he was martyred, he went to heaven, he returned to earth, the promise is fulfilled. Big heady stuff, and some of the most important things in Christianity obviously, but am I weird in thinking that so much focus about this martyred rabbi is centered around him basically being a wizard who performs magic tricks? Is that why we are supposed to worship and revere him? Because he can fly and is hydrophobic and brings lots of booze to parties?


    What are your thoughts on mainstream Christianity (especially evangelicals) not spending much energy actually talking about Jesus' life and ministry?

    Lemme preface this with - I am not a scholar and my understanding of things is really pretty limited in a lot of ways.

    As for Christmas, aside from the virgin birth you've got the star that was part of other prophecies. And Jesus' birth gets the big deal status from a few directions. Firstly, dude, Jesus! The Son of God! Secondly, Christmas didn't start out Christmas, it's a pagan holiday that got hijacked. So, the celebratory bits were already in place, the church just re-branded it.

    Easter is cooler, in part because Jesus died and went to hell (where, depending on the translation and tradition, he preformed a huge cosmic jailbreak) then came back to chill with his homies and do some more teaching, then went on to be with God. And it's as much about the teachings leading up to the resurrection as it is the empty tomb, itself. (and there's a lot about the empty tomb that's important for the beliefs and traditions of that time as well as Jewish beliefs)

    As far as a lot of Christians ignoring all of the important bits in between, it does bother me. People seem to only want to point to the big events, in part, imo, because they're more socially acceptable. Saying, "I'm a Christian," isn't exactly a way to win friends these days. Also, it's human nature to want to be a part of something bigger than one's self, and few things in the Christian tradition have more of that kind of energy than Advent, Christmas, Lent, and Easter. Plenty of "Christians" are chreasters (only attend on Christmas and Easter) - a whole lot of people deal with the guilt of not going on regular ol' Sundays by at least attending on the 2 big days. Consequently, churches try to keep those naturally big deal dates as awesome as they can in an effort to fill the pews in the "normal" season. Which, I think, sort of backfires...but that's just me.

    So much of what the evangelicals latch onto as the Word, is post Jesus...particularly Timothy (which is supposedly written by Paul, but almost defiantly isn't). Taking the Bible literally drives me bonkers for a whole slue of reasons, and not just because these folks cherry-pick what they're going to weaponize out of a book that's meant to help spread love and acceptance. As soon as you make the Bible or the teachings of Christs about fear and judgement you've lost the entire point, as far as I'm concerned.

    TL;DR God loves you, and you, and you, and you, and you...and anyone who doesn't agree is missing the point of Christianity

    @Atomika did I answer your question or just get on my soapbox?

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Now I wonder who "Great pornomancer" really is, because i gave them lots of money for a porn game.

    It was me

    *Pulls cock ring from behind your ear, turns dildo into bunch of flowers*

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Wizards aren't even the worst in their league. Jazz?

    Utah Jazz is kind of an oxymoron. Mormons do not strike me as a super Jazzy people.

    well, they used to be the new orleans jazz

    but the minnesota lakers moved to LA where there are no lakes

    and the new orleans jazz moved to utah where there is no jazz

    And soon there will be no water.

    Well, water water everywhere and not a drop to drink.

    We really should be throwing a fuckton of federal funding into better desalination technology.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    for some reason i awoke at 4:30 this morning completely ready to have a conversation with my wife

    she threw a pillow at me! which made me mad and i got all in a huff

    then it occurred to me that maybe my wife didn't want to talk at 4:30 in the morning

    perspective!

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i didn't even know there was a jazz/bulls thing

    i'm from the celtics/lakers and pistons/bulls era

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Jazz vs Bulls was the best shit ever growing up
    It was an amazing battle of superstars.
    I don't think anything has come close to those matchups in the last decade.
    Holy fuckballs those games

    The Spurs-Heat finals and the western conference playoffs in general have been excellent recently, with lots of personalities and superstars going head-to-head

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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