Love is a lie that I choose to believe anyway. Like Santa Claus or Democracy. The benefits of compliance outweigh the frustration.
Realizing lately that I don't really trust or respect basically any of the moderators here. So, good luck with life, friends! Hit me up on Twitter @DesertLeviathan
So last week during our many, many texts back and forth to each other I suddenly get one where she says, "I have something very important to ask you."
I'm freaking out internally, wondering what she could mean by this. She then asks, "What are your thoughts on Jurassic Park and Dinosaurs, because I'm kind of obsessed with them."
Yeah, I think we are going to get along great.
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
most nearly itself / When here and now cease to matter.
[...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
Now I have "Love is a Battlefield" stuck in my head.
Really though, love is weird and scary and difficult to maintain. It is a long shot. But there's really nothing like finding someone who accepts you and your quirks, faults, flaws, and general oddities. If you find someone who will do that with you, fucking wow that'a amazing! Because everyone is weird and intolerable in their own way. There's always something that people will find to criticize or dislike in you, or at the very least tolerate.
But to someone out there you're not tolerable, you're great: you're fun, cute, and engaging. They like you...just you...and that is really special. Sure people grow and change and relationships evolve. And yeah, some don't make it and that's ok. But if you have that core thing where you feel that this person really gets it, and you, then try to fight against the odds. (also known as ups and downs of life) Communicate what you need, listen to what they need, and work together to the best of your reasonable ability. And then go have sex and eat junk food together and enjoy life because hey, you found something pretty damn awesome.
Saying that she couldn't wait to tell me and figured I needed to know about it immediately. That is just adorable.
This also made me realize I have doubled my texting limit in one week talking to her. I'm going to have to stop by ATT when I go home and switch to an unlimited plan.
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
most nearly itself / When here and now cease to matter.
I did that to my wife when we first met. Rang up 60 bucks in text fees the first month.
She thought she had unlimited texts though so I called and got the bill taken care of.
I was walking through a parking lot with my 4 year old son after grocery shopping and a little girl (I'd guess around 4 or 5) waved at him and smiled. He waved back and said softly "That's my new girlfriend .... I will love her forever"
I was walking through a parking lot with my 4 year old son after grocery shopping and a little girl (I'd guess around 4 or 5) waved at him and smiled. He waved back and said softly "That's my new girlfriend .... I will love her forever"
oh boy kiddo
.... oh boy
Better prepare a dowry to purchase her hand in marriage with.
Saying that she couldn't wait to tell me and figured I needed to know about it immediately. That is just adorable.
This also made me realize I have doubled my texting limit in one week talking to her. I'm going to have to stop by ATT when I go home and switch to an unlimited plan.
Listen, regardless of its relevance to your romantic status (which is excellent, don't get me wrong!), this dinosaur news is serious fucking business! We need to get the word out on the street! People who haven't thought about Dinosaurs at all in decades will still be all like "HELL YES BRONTOSAURUS", I guarantee it!
Realizing lately that I don't really trust or respect basically any of the moderators here. So, good luck with life, friends! Hit me up on Twitter @DesertLeviathan
Saying that she couldn't wait to tell me and figured I needed to know about it immediately. That is just adorable.
This also made me realize I have doubled my texting limit in one week talking to her. I'm going to have to stop by ATT when I go home and switch to an unlimited plan.
Listen, regardless of its relevance to your romantic status (which is excellent, don't get me wrong!), this dinosaur news is serious fucking business! We need to get the word out on the street! People who haven't thought about Dinosaurs at all in decades will still be all like "HELL YES BRONTOSAURUS", I guarantee it!
Wait, there are people who don't regularly think about dinosaurs?
Saying that she couldn't wait to tell me and figured I needed to know about it immediately. That is just adorable.
This also made me realize I have doubled my texting limit in one week talking to her. I'm going to have to stop by ATT when I go home and switch to an unlimited plan.
Listen, regardless of its relevance to your romantic status (which is excellent, don't get me wrong!), this dinosaur news is serious fucking business! We need to get the word out on the street! People who haven't thought about Dinosaurs at all in decades will still be all like "HELL YES BRONTOSAURUS", I guarantee it!
Wait, there are people who don't regularly think about dinosaurs?
I don't understand what's up with them either, but they clearly need our help!
Realizing lately that I don't really trust or respect basically any of the moderators here. So, good luck with life, friends! Hit me up on Twitter @DesertLeviathan
"It hits hard, Morty, then it slooowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it, your parents are gonna do it, break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science."
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You can't buy love, but it is shockingly easy to lease with good credit.
In other news, I think I'm in love with Iliza Schlesinger.
A girl has got to eat.
but they're listening to every word I say
Acceptable my ass
Your lady is rad as hell
All you need is love!
I WANT MONEY
So last week during our many, many texts back and forth to each other I suddenly get one where she says, "I have something very important to ask you."
I'm freaking out internally, wondering what she could mean by this. She then asks, "What are your thoughts on Jurassic Park and Dinosaurs, because I'm kind of obsessed with them."
Yeah, I think we are going to get along great.
Best Buy
My love don't cost a thing
mine does!
20 up front, 20 next morning
I'll give you six fitty
"We are cutting iiiice"
"'cause we are cutting iiiiice"
The best things in life are free, but you can give them to the birds and bees
I need money
hey, that's what I want!
Really though, love is weird and scary and difficult to maintain. It is a long shot. But there's really nothing like finding someone who accepts you and your quirks, faults, flaws, and general oddities. If you find someone who will do that with you, fucking wow that'a amazing! Because everyone is weird and intolerable in their own way. There's always something that people will find to criticize or dislike in you, or at the very least tolerate.
But to someone out there you're not tolerable, you're great: you're fun, cute, and engaging. They like you...just you...and that is really special. Sure people grow and change and relationships evolve. And yeah, some don't make it and that's ok. But if you have that core thing where you feel that this person really gets it, and you, then try to fight against the odds. (also known as ups and downs of life) Communicate what you need, listen to what they need, and work together to the best of your reasonable ability. And then go have sex and eat junk food together and enjoy life because hey, you found something pretty damn awesome.
Saying that she couldn't wait to tell me and figured I needed to know about it immediately. That is just adorable.
This also made me realize I have doubled my texting limit in one week talking to her. I'm going to have to stop by ATT when I go home and switch to an unlimited plan.
She thought she had unlimited texts though so I called and got the bill taken care of.
I wonder if that would have increased my sex appeal
If watching Friends had taught me anything... Yes
steam | xbox live: IGNORANT HARLOT | psn: MadRoll | nintendo network: spinach
3ds: 1504-5717-8252
Enjoying Aloe Blacc is cool, right
Because I like some of his music quite a lot
Because holy fuck there has to be some reason Ross managed to ever sleep with anyone ever.
oh boy kiddo
.... oh boy
Well, at least somebody understands
Better prepare a dowry to purchase her hand in marriage with.
yes definitely but don't ever call her, you'll scare her away.
Listen, regardless of its relevance to your romantic status (which is excellent, don't get me wrong!), this dinosaur news is serious fucking business! We need to get the word out on the street! People who haven't thought about Dinosaurs at all in decades will still be all like "HELL YES BRONTOSAURUS", I guarantee it!
Wait, there are people who don't regularly think about dinosaurs?
I don't understand what's up with them either, but they clearly need our help!
Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelJhg4B9Q
"It hits hard, Morty, then it slooowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it, your parents are gonna do it, break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science."