I EAT NO CARBS AND HOSE DOWN BACON ALL DAY AND THE FAT LITERALLY MELTED OFF ME LIKE IT PEERED INTO THE ARK OF THE COVENANT AND ALSO MY ATHLETIC ABILITY HAS IMPROVED CONSIDERABLY
my body be like
YOU EAT NO CARBS?? ARE YOU CRAZY??? WHAT ABOUT THE BABY YOU DON'T NEED OR WANT? I'M HOLDING ON TO THIS FAT YOU CAN'T BE TRUSTED
This is why I'm holding onto all my androgens until I'm skinny enough to get fatbutt
fucking hormones i swear
take some testosterone
get skinny
grow a beard
I have some testosterone implants, had 'em for a while now, and while I certainly grew a beard I cannot speak to this other mythical effect.
what do you mean by implants? supplements or is there some longer term, less pain in the ass method?
I switched doctors and started seeing an endocrinologist recently. He wanted to keep me off of supplements for 3 months and then test me then, if my levels are low then it would be pituitary MRI time. I would have liked to get the MRI knocked out now because I'm pretty damn sure my levels are going to be super low but whatever. I see where the doctor is coming from, if I had a new patient I'd want a fresh start too to make sure I wasn't missing anything. Still frustrating for me though. I just want to get this shit over with and find out what kind of shape my pituitary gland is in, if it's not dead...
my ratio is only like two and a half. i don't post too many reddit/imgur things tho. i also don't post a lot in topical threads.
i think a huge chunk of mine comes from being a horrible idiot with a stupid life and getting a dozen awesomes every time i have a good day at work or post something i cooked or talk about my credit score increasing.
y'all trying to get in my panties with these sympathy awesomes like i'm a retarded kid who successfully started a business
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an anal chemist will probably make a point of ordering vann med karbondioksid instead of vann med kullsyre and have a practical joke of serving a H2CO3 solution if somebody says yes I'll have med kullsyre
EDIT: And will bore your socks off explaining why that is funny.
The South Sea Bubble would have been more Gnarly if it was less of a fraudulent speculative bubble leading to mass bankrupts and more of an egg and spoon race.
Masseur was a short, stocky old guy named Ali, with hands that could bend steel beneath a circus tent. My wife's was the spitting image of Carla from Cheers, apparently.
Owning a dog in the city is totally possible. I could probably swing a smaller breed, like a Shiba Inu. The thing is that your schedule becomes very heavily dictated by it on a daily basis and it will make vacations way more expensive.
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curse my crippled endocrine system
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It is very cute.
if i throw a toy she will pick it up, carry it back to me in her mouth, and then drop it into my lap
i think a huge chunk of mine comes from being a horrible idiot with a stupid life and getting a dozen awesomes every time i have a good day at work or post something i cooked or talk about my credit score increasing.
y'all trying to get in my panties with these sympathy awesomes like i'm a retarded kid who successfully started a business
Ooh Mr Barcy
so i can play bloodborne and listen to radiohead
...is there a beejer app
you're not showing enough impossible cleavage
I blame webcomics.
but dogs also act just like dogs. Seems like they should cut out the middleman.
Splatoooooon
@cadlincwalk has a 5x awesome to agree ratio with original stories. Likes to hold it over me.
"Did you see?! Such big names as @Chanus awesomed my last post!"
@ronya
Now to see if it worked..
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
The writings on the wall.
Litter train a dog, we'll talk.
Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
Fuck Joe Manchin
incorrect
living with a dog in the city a huge, huge commitment
living with a dog in nyc in a small apartment is straight up abuse
my cat is not awesome because she acts like a dog
she is awesome because she does everything cats do AS WELL AS the few things i like about dogs
#rekt
But carbonated water is a H2CO3 solution.
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you should add: Lead Engineer for Giant Fucking Truth Bombs to your resume bro
oh em gee
are you going 3d on us?
TAKIN IT TO THE THIRD DIMENSION?!
BRINGING DEPTH INTO THE PICTURE
DOIN A LITTLE X Y AND Z AXIS-TION
@elldren who was this?
Another reason to not live in a megacity.
I made a teapot once.
coincidentally last night I started watching some early Curb
Owning a dog in the city is totally possible. I could probably swing a smaller breed, like a Shiba Inu. The thing is that your schedule becomes very heavily dictated by it on a daily basis and it will make vacations way more expensive.
i would prefer to not have cat poop and piss in my house, thank you very much.
this is its handle
this is its spout
And I'm pretty sure my crazy friend is going crazy again
I would like to live on a mountain and wear robes and eat only air and sun
he plays porn star Gil Bang in the movie Motel Dick
It's a big commitment, but the emotional value is so high that the commitment does not seem big to me in context.
Mainly, I see it as an inflation on cost of living: pay ~20% higher rent, put down a pet deposit.
If I liked to travel then that would turn pet ownership into a bigger commitment for me.
are you
are you that crazy friend
do you have a. . .multifarious amount of persons inside of you
Don't have room. I'm at two full pages now after my best revision of all time. all time!
Litter train a cat first.
Protip: You can't litter train a cat, you can only appease the cat enough it decides to not piss all over everything you hold dear.
You can.
In fact I know people who have.