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    Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    this sexbot keeps taking my friendship tokens but it's not performing as expected

    where's my .pdf of The Game

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    It has been real, wandering.

    I bet it will be even realer when you return.

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I'll miss you, wandering.

    My reactions are about to dwindle considerably.
    aww
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    this sexbot keeps taking my friendship tokens but it's not performing as expected

    where's my .pdf of The Game

    I'm very sorry sir. Please return the unit to the lot for a free replacement. You may select any one of your choice.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    It's saying. Hello. I respect you. This area is safe. Good luck.

    all in one weird gesture. I don't even know who started it or how I stated doing it. but at some point I received it and returned it.

    Would 'this area is unsafe' specifically be communicated through a differenod gesture?

    yes. i think.

    myself and any other black person would verbally and physically tell that person that there are bad people around.

    it's actually not even a question. if i met racism in an establishment and saw another individual coming into the place who would experience the same thing I would immediately warn them and steer them away.

    @TL DR

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    (this is like that part in Christmas Carol where Scrooge realizes no one wants to attend his funeral.)

    AHEM.

    I BELIEVE I SIGNED UP TO NECROPHILE YOU, GOOD SIR.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    just drank all the pickle juice so I could get to the rest of the pickles in the jar without getting my fingers wet

    what kind of human am i

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    just drank all the pickle juice so I could get to the rest of the pickles in the jar without getting my fingers wet

    what kind of human am i

    an alien?

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    dang i am just shit at bloodborne tonight

    where did my groove go

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    just drank all the pickle juice so I could get to the rest of the pickles in the jar without getting my fingers wet

    what kind of human am i

    sub

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    just drank all the pickle juice so I could get to the rest of the pickles in the jar without getting my fingers wet

    what kind of human am i

    an alien?

    i think so

    i mean its straight brine
    my mom used to lick salt licks
    maybe its a genetic deficiency

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    just drank all the pickle juice so I could get to the rest of the pickles in the jar without getting my fingers wet

    what kind of human am i

    the kind without a sink apparently

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Elendil wrote: »
    dang i am just shit at bloodborne tonight

    where did my groove go

    I believe I saw Stella walk away with it earlier. How she got it, well, you'd need a feature-length film to explain that.

    Gim on
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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    just drank all the pickle juice so I could get to the rest of the pickles in the jar without getting my fingers wet

    what kind of human am i

    an alien?

    i think so

    i mean its straight brine
    my mom used to lick salt licks
    maybe its a genetic deficiency

    i mean there's really no excuse for it unless you're drinking picklebacks or just into that.

    which if you are.

    accept it. move on. don't tell your future spouse until way deep in the relationship.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited May 2015
    fuzzy are you hypertensive or hypotensive

    ronya on
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    just drank all the pickle juice so I could get to the rest of the pickles in the jar without getting my fingers wet

    what kind of human am i

    One without either a fork or a set of tongs?

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    like i can drink soy sauce no prob
    any kind of super salty vinegary liquid is delish
    am i a cancer

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    I, too, drink pickle juice on occasion.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    dang i am just shit at bloodborne tonight

    where did my groove go

    I believe I saw Stella walk away with it earlier. How she got it, well, you'd need a feature-length film to explain that.
    god damn it

    i took that groove from her fair and square

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I, too, drink pickle juice on occasion.
    see everyone this is a safe space
    no judgement

    unless its something i find gross

    if you disclose i will tell all ur friends

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Just remembered I have half a jar of pickled plums sitting on the counter at home.

    They are sweet and spicy and briny all at once, but I can only have a few before my palate is destroyed and I have to stop.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    fuzzy are you hypertensive or hypotensive
    i tend to low blood sugar but high blood pressure
    sometimes its very low blood pressure
    no idea why


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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Frog rammers and pickle juicers, the lot of you!

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    fuzzy are you hypertensive or hypotensive
    i tend to low blood sugar but high blood pressure
    sometimes its very low blood pressure
    no idea why


    (maybe it's all the brine you're drinkin')

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    AresProphetAresProphet Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    fuzzy are you hypertensive or hypotensive
    i tend to low blood sugar but high blood pressure
    sometimes its very low blood pressure
    no idea why


    does it happen right after you've precipitated

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    fuzzy are you hypertensive or hypotensive
    i tend to low blood sugar but high blood pressure
    sometimes its very low blood pressure
    no idea why


    (maybe it's all the brine you're drinkin')
    haha
    no i don't do it frequently
    but like sometimes yeah
    I love me some salty liquids

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    I like to eat that salty mushroom seasoning.

    Po Lo Ku Mushroom Seasoning, I guess it's called.

    About a spoonful every few minutes if I'm hungry while dinner is still cooking.

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    fuzzy are you hypertensive or hypotensive
    i tend to low blood sugar but high blood pressure
    sometimes its very low blood pressure
    no idea why


    does it happen right after you've precipitated
    yes usually
    do you think its a glandular issue
    should I go to the cloud doctor

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    I like to eat that salty mushroom seasoning.

    Po Lo Ku Mushroom Seasoning, I guess it's called.

    About a spoonful every few minutes if I'm hungry while dinner is still cooking.

    like ramen packets
    there is no need to make the noodles

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    so is the understood narrative of the freddie gray case (by people who want the cops convicted) that they put him in the back of this van, unsecured, then intentionally drove like assholes to hurt him?

    or is it also supposed that they made a stop somewhere to beat the shit out of him?

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    The broth left over when the noodles are gone. That is good drinking.

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    so is the understood narrative of the freddie gray case (by people who want the cops convicted) that they put him in the back of this van, unsecured, then intentionally drove like assholes to hurt him?

    or is it also supposed that they made a stop somewhere to beat the shit out of him?
    the former

    it's apparently a fairly standard procedure

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Ok Pizza Hut challenge accepted

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    @Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

    god bless reddit
    My two cats doing their best Lion King re-enactment!

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2015
    i don't know a lot about the legal degrees of murder but supposing they definitely did that- what do y'all think is the appropriate charge?

    i guess it feels to me like if they've done this many, many times without people dying, a manslaughter type charge (where the death is assumed to be negligent rather than direct and sought out, or whatever is the legalese) is appropriate. i read that one of the cops at least is getting second degree murder.

    Organichu on
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    like i can drink soy sauce no prob
    any kind of super salty vinegary liquid is delish

    uhhh you might be dying bro

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    The broth left over when the noodles are gone. That is good drinking.

    They used to keep packets of ramen seasoning at the dialysis clinic to make broth and give it to patients when our blood pressure was dropping.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Ok Pizza Hut challenge accepted

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    oh wow




    oh wow

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Elendil wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    so is the understood narrative of the freddie gray case (by people who want the cops convicted) that they put him in the back of this van, unsecured, then intentionally drove like assholes to hurt him?

    or is it also supposed that they made a stop somewhere to beat the shit out of him?
    the former

    it's apparently a fairly standard procedure

    one of my good friends is Atlanta PD

    An old tactic with perps was to pepper spray them

    then throw them into the back of the car with the windows up

    and walk away for half hour or so

    in the summer.

    in Atlanta.

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