i unno i was just following what everyone else was doing
I think I've said it once in my entire life, out of a fit of frustration, after I slammed my pinky toe into door jamb (spread away from the rest of my foot, and slapped it with a lot of pressure).
I have no real idea why it was that word that came out.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
Come on, Marge's hair is not a genetically occurring feature.
actually...
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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HerrCronIt that wickedly supports taxationRegistered Userregular
ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
Somebody might say that it`s a specially designed hat for bouncing electromagnetic waves and radiation. But is it really so? Yes, it reflects signals from cell phones, wi-fi routers, microwaves and it generally blocks waves transmitted from electric devices. It`s not blocking for 100% percent, but better than nothing. Moreover, it looks really cool! It is one of the most comfortable and functional headwear you have ever worn.
We know that we need to say something more about the technology and design to grab your attention and trust, so here we go. To achieve the signal proof quality we use unique fabric (pure silver) which is antimicrobial, antiodor, washable and was originally produced for military purposes and we put it between the hat`s layers.
One day we had a conversation with my cousin. He talked about one night he could not fall asleep and thought it might be caused by wi-fi or cell phone signal. He said that he would appreciate something that protects his head during the night. Then we started to think. What if there is a grain of truth in this story. Our bodies are exposed to a variety of signals the whole day - cell phones, wi-fi, satellites, tv and radio, microwaves, electric devices, lights or heavy doses of cosmic rays during the flight. It`s not a long time ago that new kinds of signals appeared and have become a part of our households and ordinary lives. You can care about switching off these devices when you do not need them but your neighbours might not.
The crazy people are going stealthy. Also this is a Kickstarter about to be funded and I am slightly pissed I didn't come up with this scam. Hrm. Same thing but underwear to protect your balls/eggs.
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zepherinRussian warship, go fuck yourselfRegistered Userregular
Somebody might say that it`s a specially designed hat for bouncing electromagnetic waves and radiation. But is it really so? Yes, it reflects signals from cell phones, wi-fi routers, microwaves and it generally blocks waves transmitted from electric devices. It`s not blocking for 100% percent, but better than nothing. Moreover, it looks really cool! It is one of the most comfortable and functional headwear you have ever worn.
We know that we need to say something more about the technology and design to grab your attention and trust, so here we go. To achieve the signal proof quality we use unique fabric (pure silver) which is antimicrobial, antiodor, washable and was originally produced for military purposes and we put it between the hat`s layers.
One day we had a conversation with my cousin. He talked about one night he could not fall asleep and thought it might be caused by wi-fi or cell phone signal. He said that he would appreciate something that protects his head during the night. Then we started to think. What if there is a grain of truth in this story. Our bodies are exposed to a variety of signals the whole day - cell phones, wi-fi, satellites, tv and radio, microwaves, electric devices, lights or heavy doses of cosmic rays during the flight. It`s not a long time ago that new kinds of signals appeared and have become a part of our households and ordinary lives. You can care about switching off these devices when you do not need them but your neighbours might not.
The crazy people are going stealthy. Also this is a Kickstarter about to be funded and I am slightly pissed I didn't come up with this scam. Hrm. Same thing but underwear to protect your balls/eggs.
No way
I want to be exposed to the maximum number of wifi signals so that my offspring will be born with built-in wireless
Come on, Marge's hair is not a genetically occurring feature.
actually...
True, but Groening realized "that's dumb" and didn't go through with the reveal in the last episode in the first season, while episode 12 of the second season, "The Way We Was" featuring high school Marge with long, flowing hair came out in January of 1991, The Simpsons Arcade Game was released March 4th of that year.
Come on, Marge's hair is not a genetically occurring feature.
actually...
True, but Groening realized "that's dumb" and didn't go through with the reveal in the last episode in the first season, while episode 12 of the second season, "The Way We Was" featuring high school Marge with long, flowing hair came out in January of 1991, The Simpsons Arcade Game was released March 4th of that year.
You're assuming Gerald is inheriting his hair from Marge though
Logic holds up
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Let's all skip work and play the Simpsons arcade game!
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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it's like a song dick van dyke would have sung in the 1960s
Nope. Nope. Nope.
I think I've said it once in my entire life, out of a fit of frustration, after I slammed my pinky toe into door jamb (spread away from the rest of my foot, and slapped it with a lot of pressure).
I have no real idea why it was that word that came out.
Montag
Does this only work for men?
Asking for a friend.
"we have a ton of these TDK masks we need to get rid of"
I-
I dont know
Marketing
No, stahp
You're drunk
i think it is for men mostly
The perfect cereal for bonding with your parents.
pleasepaypreacher.net
He is not. V little hair actually.
Still not as bad as that damn Duracell Star Wars commercial they run every other minute on TV.
Cas Eddy I'm just so scared
I try to say as few words as possible to make sure I'm not saying bad ISIS did nothing wrong ones
Oh god
I'm so sorry
That just slipped out!
Through grooming or naturally? Look, just send us his nudes.
i don't care one bit about captain america but that movie looks a million times less shitty than the batman one
I...is that word just BOOBS
A homophone for a synonym for ditch?
Just set up a meeting of Subaru enthusiasts.
actually...
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Scissoring?
He needs to go write more Shazam
Dyke has always seemed butch specific to me.
I say "boobs" all the time and have not witnessed any magic
internet points. Badge unlocking. Fun.
Also combine them for coupons.
I mean, @bloodyroarxx
what is the point of a game?
I've heard it used similarly as derogatory.
But yeah that seems more right.
What is the point of existence even
The crazy people are going stealthy. Also this is a Kickstarter about to be funded and I am slightly pissed I didn't come up with this scam. Hrm. Same thing but underwear to protect your balls/eggs.
Fucking helll it's not me.
No way
I want to be exposed to the maximum number of wifi signals so that my offspring will be born with built-in wireless
True, but Groening realized "that's dumb" and didn't go through with the reveal in the last episode in the first season, while episode 12 of the second season, "The Way We Was" featuring high school Marge with long, flowing hair came out in January of 1991, The Simpsons Arcade Game was released March 4th of that year.
*vanishes in a poof of smoke*
builderererer the magic was inside you all along
or
i guess in front of yoU?
You're assuming Gerald is inheriting his hair from Marge though
Logic holds up
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies