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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    12 hours til touchdown and I get to bounce, and I swear my nan is gonna induce a stress related heart attack before then. She just roped me into looking for a new bus pass that I wasn't sure existed. She said she got it earlier, put it in the lil' case thing she has. Wasn't there, was accusing me of taking it. I searched the whole fucking house before she remembered where it was, in some random bag. Then of course, no apologies for accusing me, no acknowledgement that her memory had failed, nothing. Just carried on like nothing had happened.

    Now I am gonna cook a pie meant for both of us and eat the whole thing, partly cause of an earlier tantrum pissing me off enough that I let her cook her own dinner (bread sandwich!) but mostly cause stress mek me hongry

    Where are you heading?

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Say, is Geth scheduled to close this thread?

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    also on the topic of expenses. i'm moving my fund from something with .75% to .04% and better returns historically. i should've checked this last year

    yup. that's the draw of indices. don't try and pretend like you're smarter than the billion dollar financial industry just try and get the baseline returns while minimizing expenses (mutual funds are actively managed so they draw higher expenses due to both management fees and transaction costs)

    It's not even you being smarter than the finance industry, self-managed is whatever

    It's when you're paying for management - part of the financial industry - to outperform the rest

    And of course, they never do. Maybe they beat the average a year here or a year there, and oh those losses it was tough for everyone that year

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Pro tip, if you are a forty five year old man trying to compliment a woman by underestimating her age, don't follow her saying she's been a vegetarian since she was eleven with "just five years ago, yeah?" and a suggestive look.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Say, is Geth scheduled to close this thread?

    does not appear so... no indicator above the text box

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    I would usually forgo the straw.

    Just bite through the top part of the pouch and suck that thing down.

    Straight up shotgunning that sucker, I was such a little sugarwater junkie.

    damn!

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Say, is Geth scheduled to close this thread?

    Geth is not Scheduled to close this thread.

    Get behind the Gethodosian Walls

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    mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    *furiously takes notes*

    narwhal wrote:
    Why am I Terran?
    My YouTube Channel! Featuring silly little Guilty Gear Strive videos and other stuff!
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    the pottermore site just sorted me into slytherin

    just like i always knew..
    I am still upset that I was sorted into Slytherin.

    you were upset but were you surprised?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Pro tip, if you are a forty five year old man trying to compliment a woman by underestimating her age, don't follow her saying she's been a vegetarian since she was eleven with "just five years ago, yeah?" and a suggestive look.

    Yeah Jeremy Clarkson should know better.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    OTLC - the strategy of going for dividends rather than increases in share price is generally called "high yield investing" (yield referring to the dividend not that it is inherently better). Generally it focuses on a very different set of companies than people looking to sell after an increase in stock price.

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Conspiracy hat time

    tell people they're in division closed beta
    issue code
    enter code -> doesn't work
    page says "buy the game to get into beta"

    clever stealth marketing campaign

    I used the Nvidia free promo that got linked in r/gamedeals and it uh... worked.


    Sounds like they gave out the same list of beta codes to more than one place for distribution.

    I got it from Nvidia too and it didn't work

    this isn't the first time either, I've gotten "Free games" from Nvidia that haven't worked, all of them Ubisoft, with the purchase of expensive $300+ video cards

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Every time I see a Steam popup for somebody playing The Witness, I swallow the impulse to yell, "WITNESS!"

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Say, is Geth scheduled to close this thread?

    does not appear so... no indicator above the text box

    *heads for the hills*

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    12 hours til touchdown and I get to bounce, and I swear my nan is gonna induce a stress related heart attack before then. She just roped me into looking for a new bus pass that I wasn't sure existed. She said she got it earlier, put it in the lil' case thing she has. Wasn't there, was accusing me of taking it. I searched the whole fucking house before she remembered where it was, in some random bag. Then of course, no apologies for accusing me, no acknowledgement that her memory had failed, nothing. Just carried on like nothing had happened.

    Now I am gonna cook a pie meant for both of us and eat the whole thing, partly cause of an earlier tantrum pissing me off enough that I let her cook her own dinner (bread sandwich!) but mostly cause stress mek me hongry

    Where are you heading?

    Sister's couch! Then various friend couches until a more permanent solution presents itself. Guess being away from it for so long, I lost my immunity to it. Only took a week and change to wear me down! ;P

    Tomorrow she goes in for a memory clinic thing at her GP's, sister is escorting her, so maybe they can get the ball rolling on some kind of social care for her, but honestly, the way she's been attacking me over the last couple days, I'd say the last dwindling threads of compassion I had for her are gone, I don't really care if they can arrange for someone to look after her or not, long as it ain't me.

    Oh brilliant
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
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    sunny d and tang have always disgusted me

    along with that drink with the little bobbles in it, orbitz

    that stuff made me gag

    I can deal with Tang but Sunny D just makes me grimace. It's too sweet and weirdly thick.

    it's Orange drink, as done by someone who's never tasted an actual orange

    It's not even that. I mean it's not like purple stuff tastes like grape, or other orange looking stuff tastes like oranges. But Sunny D makes me think that some asshole was screaming "More Sugar! More Sugar! Apply heat and make it all dissolve so we can add more sugar!" during the creation process.

    It would be at home amongst fallout shelter rations.

    Part of me wonders if it was a bet gone horribly wrong. Two food science dudes sitting around drunk and wondering if they can make a drink that causes a traceable spike in diabetes numbers. And then someone in marketing got their hands on it.

    There's bound to be some people in marketing who get a kick out of trying to sell truly awful product. The worse it is, the greater the challenge.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    My iPad Pro has made me god king of notetaking. Evernote is a billion times more useful when you can seamlessly switch between writing and typing...

    I still think I would be happier if it were 10 inches instead of 13ish, but I cannot deny just how functional and great a tool it is.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Say, is Geth scheduled to close this thread?

    does not appear so... no indicator above the text box

    *heads for the hills*

    my [chat] will live on for a thousand years

    a thousand years

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Scouse woman is literally stealing food from his plate while he's in the loo.

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Say, is Geth scheduled to close this thread?

    does not appear so... no indicator above the text box

    *takes off glasses*

    My God

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Say, is Geth scheduled to close this thread?

    does not appear so... no indicator above the text box

    *takes off glasses*

    My God

    We are already dead.

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    rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    Are we in anime territory yet?

    Silver spoon is good if you like anime and farming.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Baka....?!

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    I'm immensely pleased by your posts @Bogart

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Say, is Geth scheduled to close this thread?

    Geth is not Scheduled to close this thread.

    Get behind the Gethodosian Walls

    *opens imgur*
    *enters 'anime' in the search bar*
    *finger hovers expectantly over the left mouse button*

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Weather is bleh tonight

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    I'm gonna sing the doom song now!

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Say, is Geth scheduled to close this thread?

    does not appear so... no indicator above the text box

    *takes off glasses*

    My God

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    12 hours til touchdown and I get to bounce, and I swear my nan is gonna induce a stress related heart attack before then. She just roped me into looking for a new bus pass that I wasn't sure existed. She said she got it earlier, put it in the lil' case thing she has. Wasn't there, was accusing me of taking it. I searched the whole fucking house before she remembered where it was, in some random bag. Then of course, no apologies for accusing me, no acknowledgement that her memory had failed, nothing. Just carried on like nothing had happened.

    Now I am gonna cook a pie meant for both of us and eat the whole thing, partly cause of an earlier tantrum pissing me off enough that I let her cook her own dinner (bread sandwich!) but mostly cause stress mek me hongry

    Where are you heading?

    Sister's couch! Then various friend couches until a more permanent solution presents itself. Guess being away from it for so long, I lost my immunity to it. Only took a week and change to wear me down! ;P

    Tomorrow she goes in for a memory clinic thing at her GP's, sister is escorting her, so maybe they can get the ball rolling on some kind of social care for her, but honestly, the way she's been attacking me over the last couple days, I'd say the last dwindling threads of compassion I had for her are gone, I don't really care if they can arrange for someone to look after her or not, long as it ain't me.

    I'm glad you're getting out of that living situation, at least.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    d1fgxlhqba00.jpeg

    Baka.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    I'm gonna sing the doom song now!

    *Dons moose costume*

    *Slowly chews on nuts*

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    hail mary, full of grace
    the lord is with thee
    blessed art thou amongst women
    and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, jesus
    holy mary, mother of god
    pray for us sinners
    now and at the hour of our death
    amen

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    I'm gonna sing the doom song now!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bnYothe0Ag

    woof. Jaguar. stahp

    Oh brilliant
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Guys The Division is really cool.

    Also SO MUCH PVP in the
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    DANK ZONE

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    I'm gonna sing the doom song now!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9kN0pct-Q8

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Scouse woman is pretty drunk and also ate her steak like it was candy floss on a stick, sucking her fingers clean at length afterwards. She was keen for another date and he Picard palmed himself at least five times during the date. She puts it down to being "too strong" for him.

    Nope.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    I love that ONE PAAAAAAUNCH intro. Also that show! I rate it 12 animes out of 7.

    Oh brilliant
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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular

    I must not fear.
    Fear is the mind-killer.
    Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
    I will face my fear.
    I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
    And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
    Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
    Only I will remain.

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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