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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    We should be on Standard Time all the time. That's why it's called Standard Time.
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    Hmmm

    Worth a shot

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Switching between the two is fine. Don't change a thing!
    "vegemite tastes like bovril" is a really unhelpful string. I need a Google subsearch.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I don't care which schedule we are on, but we should pick one and never swap.
    The only thing I know about vegemite is when it showed up in that one Rocket Power special.

    "Vegemite, vegemite, yum yum morning noon and night."

    I also still pronounce flan the same way I heard it on Courage the Cowardly Dog.

    "Flaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhn."

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    QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    Larlar
    Relatedly to DST and Satan's time it's 79 feels like 86 today and the mile walk round-trip for lunch left me sweaty and fuuuuck heat.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I don't care which schedule we are on, but we should pick one and never swap.
    "vegemite tastes like bovril" is a really unhelpful string. I need a Google subsearch.

    Bovril is basically powdered beef broth. Add it to some hot water in the wintertime and drink it up and hot damn if it doesn't warm you up.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Switching between the two is fine. Don't change a thing!
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    "vegemite tastes like bovril" is a really unhelpful string. I need a Google subsearch.

    Bovril is basically powdered beef broth. Add it to some hot water in the wintertime and drink it up and hot damn if it doesn't warm you up.

    Okay this is the worst way to drink your tea.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I don't care which schedule we are on, but we should pick one and never swap.
    No, Gamera, you don't put it in your tea. You get a thermos of hot water and put some Bovril in it, shake it and drink when you get cold. It's not as strong as, say, au jus (which I have drunk and will continue to drink after I finish my French dip, idgaf if it's "unhealthy"). It's like hot ham water, but beef!

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    We should be on Standard Time all the time. That's why it's called Standard Time.
    I did not know drinking au jus was a thing until this very moment

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I don't care which schedule we are on, but we should pick one and never swap.
    The very concept of drinking au jus has me recoiling in disgust.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited March 2016
    I like waking up to darkness and having the sun shine until late in the evening. Get on DST and stick with it!
    I'll gladly drink a bit of hot broth if I'm feeling under the weather

    Grab a couple of bouillon cubes, toss 'em in a mug of hot water

    It's great

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I don't care which schedule we are on, but we should pick one and never swap.
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I'll gladly drink a bit of hot broth if I'm feeling under the weather

    Grab a couple of bouillon cubes, toss 'em in a mug of hot water

    It's great

    Jesus Christ, thank you. For a second there I thought I was the crazy one.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    We should be on Standard Time all the time. That's why it's called Standard Time.
    Enjoy your mug of liquid meat flavor I suppose

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I don't care which schedule we are on, but we should pick one and never swap.
    WE WILL

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Switching between the two is fine. Don't change a thing!
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    No, Gamera, you don't put it in your tea. You get a thermos of hot water and put some Bovril in it, shake it and drink when you get cold. It's not as strong as, say, au jus (which I have drunk and will continue to drink after I finish my French dip, idgaf if it's "unhealthy"). It's like hot ham water, but beef!

    Look, alls I'm sayin' is if I'm going to put something in hot water to warm up in the winter it's gonna be some goddamn plants. Beef is for eatin', not drinkin'

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    We should be on Standard Time all the time. That's why it's called Standard Time.
    I'm personally like

    Look at all these other delicious hot drinks

    There are so many options for hot, delicious things to drink

    Hot liquid beef never enters my mind when I want a beverage to warm me up

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    We should be on Standard Time all the time. That's why it's called Standard Time.
    I just slap a hotdog in a glass of warm water when I feel the need to drink flavored meat water.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
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    HAIL SATAN.

    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 PS4: T_0_N_N_K_A Twitter Art blog/Portfolio! Twitch?! HEY SATAN Shirts and such
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I like waking up to darkness and having the sun shine until late in the evening. Get on DST and stick with it!
    I'm personally like

    Look at all these other delicious hot drinks

    There are so many options for hot, delicious things to drink

    Hot liquid beef never enters my mind when I want a beverage to warm me up

    Well like

    It's for when you're kind of hungry but you don't have groceries

    Or you drank way too much last night and can't keep down anything solid

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
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    Vegemite is pretty damn tasty.

    All I know about DST is that time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I don't care which schedule we are on, but we should pick one and never swap.
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I'll gladly drink a bit of hot broth if I'm feeling under the weather

    Grab a couple of bouillon cubes, toss 'em in a mug of hot water

    It's great

    That's broth though. Au jus is grease/oil with meat flavor from being the juices of the meat. There is a world of difference.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I like waking up to darkness and having the sun shine until late in the evening. Get on DST and stick with it!
    Madican wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I'll gladly drink a bit of hot broth if I'm feeling under the weather

    Grab a couple of bouillon cubes, toss 'em in a mug of hot water

    It's great

    That's broth though. Au jus is grease/oil with meat flavor from being the juices of the meat. There is a world of difference.

    Well yeah, but broth is what we started this conversation with

    Au jus is a whole different thing, I agree, and I don't think I'd drink it, personally

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    We should be on Standard Time all the time. That's why it's called Standard Time.
    Oh, SE++

    Page three and we have shifted from Daylight Savings Time to drinking hot meat juice straight

    Never change

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I like waking up to darkness and having the sun shine until late in the evening. Get on DST and stick with it!
    Oh, SE++

    Page three and we have shifted from Daylight Savings Time to drinking hot meat juice straight

    Never change

    To be fair, I'd rather shift to drinking meat juice straight than shift to bullshit standard time hours

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    We should be on Standard Time all the time. That's why it's called Standard Time.
    Oh, SE++

    Page three and we have shifted from Daylight Savings Time to drinking hot meat juice straight

    Never change

    Whoa, who said anything about straight?

    I like to chase mine with some powdered cheese water.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    We should be on Standard Time all the time. That's why it's called Standard Time.
    Now that I think of it, drinking hot meat juice could be taken in a very different way

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
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    Now that I think of it, drinking hot meat juice could be taken in a very different way

    Like what way? what way?

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Switching between the two is fine. Don't change a thing!
    Now that I think of it, drinking hot meat juice could be taken in a very different way

    No matter what, it's a high-protein experience.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    We should be on Standard Time all the time. That's why it's called Standard Time.
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Now that I think of it, drinking hot meat juice could be taken in a very different way

    Like what way? what way?

    Let me tell you about where babies don't come from

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I like waking up to darkness and having the sun shine until late in the evening. Get on DST and stick with it!
    Oh, SE++

    Page three and we have shifted from Daylight Savings Time to drinking hot meat juice straight

    Never change

    Whoa, who said anything about straight?

    I like to chase mine with some powdered cheese water.

    Yeah, if I was drinking hot meat juice, it definitely wouldn't be straight

    Fellas

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Larlar
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Now that I think of it, drinking hot meat juice could be taken in a very different way

    Like what way? what way?

    Let me tell you about where babies don't come from

    Is it cabbage patches?

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I don't care which schedule we are on, but we should pick one and never swap.
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Oh, SE++

    Page three and we have shifted from Daylight Savings Time to drinking hot meat juice straight

    Never change

    Whoa, who said anything about straight?

    I like to chase mine with some powdered cheese water.

    Yeah, if I was drinking hot meat juice, it definitely wouldn't be straight

    Fellas

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I don't care which schedule we are on, but we should pick one and never swap.
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Now that I think of it, drinking hot meat juice could be taken in a very different way

    Like what way? what way?

    Let me tell you about where babies don't come from

    Insinuation unclear, thoughts focused on how people butt chug alcohol now.

    I blame this thread of course.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    We should be on Standard Time all the time. That's why it's called Standard Time.
    I know it's only twice a year, but it means I have to walk all over the house comparing clocks to my cell phone. I also have a few fancy watches and changing all of them at once is just one more chore that makes the list.

    On top of that, not everyone I know catches on to DST so meeting up with friends can be a sitcom-esque situation but instead of a laugh-track or a studio audience, it's passive-aggressive recrimination about how half the people are wasting the other half's precious time.

    Whatever, asshole, you're glued to Candy Crush anyway, we only invited you out as a courtesy.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    We should be on Standard Time all the time. That's why it's called Standard Time.
    Somehow I knew you would join me on the Light Side, DW.

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    QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
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    Tonkka wrote: »
    HAIL SATAN.

    Because it's been stuck in my head all week:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQSOIyQ8H4I

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    We should be on Standard Time all the time. That's why it's called Standard Time.
    Somehow I knew you would join me on the Light Side, DW.

    Yes, well, we're talking about clocks, not the coal-black lump in my chest that pumps blood.

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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    I don't care which schedule we are on, but we should pick one and never swap.
    I LOVE VEGEMITE

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    We should be on Standard Time all the time. That's why it's called Standard Time.
    I LOVE VEGEMITE

    Why don't you marry it

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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    I like waking up to darkness and having the sun shine until late in the evening. Get on DST and stick with it!
    Changing time kills people and is not a joke

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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    I don't care which schedule we are on, but we should pick one and never swap.
    I LOVE VEGEMITE

    Why don't you marry it

    I would but then Marmite get jealous.

    DisruptedCapitalist on
    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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