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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    I want to plan another camping trip but I don't know who I should be inviting

    people could you just like, not make bad choices

    invite no one, or everyone, make it vague and let them figure out the drama.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    I want to plan another camping trip but I don't know who I should be inviting

    people could you just like, not make bad choices

    invite no one, or everyone, make it vague and let them figure out the drama.

    go live in the woods by myself you say...


    no, I can't, I'm simply unable to cultivate the unibomber-style beard to make it work

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Podly I thought I knew you

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    alphabeticool

    poo
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Inviting people without telling the other people you invited and then forcing everyone to work out their problems because you stole their keys has always worked in movies.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Invite everyone to an awkward orgy.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    vowels, invite just the soon to be ex wife

    just her
    that will fix things

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Casey Abrams is my fave guy to show up on PMJ

    he's always awesome

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Invite everyone to an awkward orgy.

    in my experience there is no other kind

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Inviting people without telling the other people you invited and then forcing everyone to work out their problems because you stole their keys has always worked in movies.

    That's the first act of a slasher flick is what that is.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    vowels, invite just the soon to be ex wife

    just her
    that will fix things

    if saying a bunch of mean things that don't really help will fix the situation then this plan is flawless!

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Invite everyone to an awkward orgy.

    in my experience there is no other kind
    Well you kept sniffing their butts

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Invite everyone to an awkward orgy.

    in my experience there is no other kind
    Well you kept sniffing their butts

    well what do you do at orgies?

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Sister is making chili.

    with beans.

    :twisted:

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    vowels, invite just the soon to be ex wife

    just her
    that will fix things

    if saying a bunch of mean things that don't really help will fix the situation then this plan is flawless!

    as long as you say them with your penis

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    chili with beans loooolll. That's like nonalcoholic beer

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    chili with beans loooolll. That's like nonalcoholic beer

    S... Superior in every way?

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Inviting people without telling the other people you invited and then forcing everyone to work out their problems because you stole their keys has always worked in movies.

    http://southpark.cc.com/clips/104359/i-mean-come-on#source=473fef35-48a7-434c-afc6-207874c7f1a3:6022a042-ecfd-11e0-aca6-0026b9414f30&position=2&sort=playlist

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    I want to plan another camping trip but I don't know who I should be inviting

    people could you just like, not make bad choices

    invite no one, or everyone, make it vague and let them figure out the drama.

    go live in the woods by myself you say...


    no, I can't, I'm simply unable to cultivate the unibomber-style beard to make it work

    The unibomber barely had any beard, just a stache.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Sister is making chili.

    with beans.

    :twisted:

    The monster.

    sig.gif
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    chili is not even good

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    chili with beans loooolll. That's like nonalcoholic beer
    But beans are an addition, not a subtraction, lrn2analogy

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    mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    chili w/ beans is great

    them chick peas and kidney beans

    mmmm yes

    narwhal wrote:
    Why am I Terran?
    My YouTube Channel! Featuring silly little Guilty Gear Strive videos and other stuff!
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    mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    now I really want chili

    abolish the, uh, me not having chili system

    narwhal wrote:
    Why am I Terran?
    My YouTube Channel! Featuring silly little Guilty Gear Strive videos and other stuff!
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    I want to plan another camping trip but I don't know who I should be inviting

    people could you just like, not make bad choices

    invite no one, or everyone, make it vague and let them figure out the drama.

    go live in the woods by myself you say...


    no, I can't, I'm simply unable to cultivate the unibomber-style beard to make it work

    The unibomber barely had any beard, just a stache.
    Theodore_Kaczynski.jpg
    Um

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    @desc @Elldren @MrAnthropy it just occurred to me that Person of Interest would make a really good RPG setting. It's a team of heroes with diverse skills solving a new problem every week. In the show, they work in New York because they're only tapped into the New York feed, so what if the machine has other agents in other cities?

    It would be a good game to run with the generic NWoD (or CoD, whatever :P ) system. If you wanted to make it supernatural, make it the God-Machine. Boom.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    chili with beans loooolll. That's like nonalcoholic beer
    But beans are an addition, not a subtraction, lrn2analogy

    You subtract meat to add beans, or you add liquid to fix the consistency of adding beans, thus changing the distribution of meat.

    So. Like I said.

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    I want to plan another camping trip but I don't know who I should be inviting

    people could you just like, not make bad choices

    invite no one, or everyone, make it vague and let them figure out the drama.

    go live in the woods by myself you say...


    no, I can't, I'm simply unable to cultivate the unibomber-style beard to make it work

    The unibomber barely had any beard, just a stache.
    Theodore_Kaczynski.jpg
    Um

    My brain always goes to this:

    Unabomber-sketch.png

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    chili with beans loooolll. That's like nonalcoholic beer
    But beans are an addition, not a subtraction, lrn2analogy

    You subtract meat to add beans, or you add liquid to fix the consistency of adding beans, thus changing the distribution of meat.

    So. Like I said.
    I think you are too worried about the consistency of your watery chili. We all agree that meat goes in, I add beans, but I've gone beans free. They both have merit, but you don't add less meat or add water, noooo, you just throw the beans in.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    the real question is why anyone would pay for a bottle of limoncello instead of making their own

    the 80% liquor needed isn't available legally in my country, but other than that, well

    can you get 50% even that can make fine limoncello, even an end product of like 15% abv limoncello is fine if you aren't storing it for long, i don't mind a weak limoncello

    problem is I would be storing it for long. I can get up to 60%. Legally.

    I can get 96% but it would taste like shit.

    ftOqU21.png
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    I always loved the Unabomber sketch's lushly-detailed, cover-of-a-romance-novel hair.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    my friend just sent me a link to a receptionist job at a clinic that specializes in aspergers patients. So after a bit of slight searching, I guess it is not a terribly uncommon opinion that trans people are possibly autistic or have aspergers, and dysphoria is only a symptom or some nonsense. My friend for some reason also thinks I might be autistic, and so reading this stuff is really just making me feel bad. It doesn't help that I came across quite a few medical "opinions" that were just really not ok. Blech.

    Neco on
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    well I can't grow a unibomber-style mustache either

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    well I can't grow a unibomber-style mustache either

    why not?

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular

    Is that from Do the Evolution?

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    credeiki wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    the real question is why anyone would pay for a bottle of limoncello instead of making their own

    I tried but it turned out pretty bad. Also it looks like a big jar of piss sitting on your counter.

    Funny story about something like this:

    At a college party I was at once, one of the seniors somehow convinced two freshmen whow obviously had no experience with alcohol to come.

    Neither of them wanted to drink beer, so they wound up playing beer pong with a jar of Cider from on top of the fridge. They both seem fairly displeased with that as well, but soldier on.

    One of the roommates at the house hosting the party gets there right as they're starting a second round of beer pong and calmly says:

    "You shouldn't play pong with that."

    "Why?"

    "Because that's a bottle of my piss."

    milski on
    I ate an engineer
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    well I can't grow a unibomber-style mustache either

    why not?

    Best I can do is 14-year-old style wispy fuzz.

    My facial hair genes are weak.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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